Fred thought if he wished hard enough
Fred thought if he wished hard enough a cheezburger would appear in his bowl
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Congrats an G’dai PB!
Thx Anni !! Izza ty agen. Hao be yor Caturdai ??
It’s wet an windee heer – been owt shoppin awlreddee. Got soked! Ai had shuttid teh dore an wull stai indorez fur teh rest uv teh dai. Ai doan’t myned teh rayne, but Ai haz a feered uv wind.
Hoap yu didnut catsh coald, Anni !! Owr wintur wind didnut stop foar free munths. Ai haits teh wind moar tahn teh coald. Lukky iz niec nd woarm nao (30C / 86F) todai. Teh norf ob Victoria wuz 40C butt(!) taht iz tuu hawt foar mi !!
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Haz yu startid cukkin caeks agin ?? * Sez wiv a hoapful
Mite do sum dis affernoon – 2 neer lunsh tiem naow.
We haz max temp uv 12C 2dai…
Brrrr !!
BTW, iz Puddy_tat teh good nao ? Ai habent bean abul tu rede ebbri LOL.
HIm iz slolee geddin beddur, absessis can taek a wile 2 cleer up, but him sez he finks it iz awn its wai.
Jussd in cais itz an eggsturnal absess, (nawt arksen), Ai kno Nyoo Zeeland Manuka honey iz rekommendid foar eggsturnal applikayshen. Ai kno a 90 yeer old naybur whu finallee yuuzed it adn heeled himz leg.
Adn if tahts nawt teh problum, yu can eet it !!
ht tp://www.medicinalhoney.com.au/
Ai haz heered uv dat, but doan’t fink it wud be practiclol fur P_t.
No wurreez !! Enniwai, beemz foar P_t
Thx, PB!
Thanks for the good wishes and the idea, but as mumcat has said, not sure it would be practiclol…
Healing beams to yu, puddy_tat. Hoaps yu is all bedder so sun yu forget yu wuz ailing.
oooh – did he get what we call a “twin”? an absess in very uncomfortablol playce?
ai had wun ob those…. lots of feever and pleh…
*moar heeling beems to TTI*
thanks for the good wishes.
certainly kinda uncomfortablol, but not sure i wish to discuss where.
*adjust cushion*
i think the fever and pleh has finished now…
Moar gud wishes fur a speedee recuveree – in yur general direkshun!
*nod nod*
yep – purrzactlee the spot…
in norbeegiun they are called twins – an where belieebed tu be a reel twin whu nebber groed intu a purrson…
thanks to JCH4K and booklion as well
Taht reminez mi …
sheez singing the wrong lyrics… she’s fergetting to cawl him jorje!!!
Ai wud tel hur, butt(!) tuu lait, aim a frayed !! * Ohai Nenne
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She’z prollee THINKING “an cawl him jorj!”
Nawt berry lieklee, Ai’m afrade!
Kitteh haz nawt yet mastered teh art ov manifestashun.
GUUUUUUUUUUD MOOOOOOOOAARRRRNING booklion!
Ai han’t eethur!
*thinkz reelee hard* cawfee cawfee cawfee cawfee cawfee
Nope! Nuthing!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING! JANET!!!
Kitteh maniefests by lukking so cyute hooman must provide fur ebbery need. We hoomans haz to do it ourselfs.
*wishes I wz az syute az a kitteh*
*wishez she were az cyoot az a kitteh, too*
Awww! Fred luks sad… Heer Fred, yu can has mai cheezburger, k?
* Pownce ! Yoink ! Nom Nom Nom !!! *
Whut ?? O.o. Sorree !! Ai fort yu sed taht tu mi !!
Yowtch! Dat awlmoas tuk mai fingurrs orf. Nebber stand ‘tween a hongry kitteh an a cheezburgrr!
Heer ya goe PB, eleben cheezburgerz, jus furr yu! 
* Finks: Hao ruud ob mi !! Muss get mai heering czeched !! *
* “Heer Fred” sowndid lyk “Heer Frend” !!
No, Fanks AC !! Ai jussd eeten !!
BTW, Ai luuked on Googoo Maps foar Jeddah. Didnut see enniwun sunbaken on teh beeches ……
Hee! Ownlee at berry privat beeches oar teh polees wil lok teh sun baverer oop! Sea yu guys laydder, gotz tu goe hoam naow. Ta-Ta!!!
* Waivz *
Cat chew leighter, AC !!
ohai ebberyboddy! Happee caturday!
Ohai Gizmo. Izzit rainin ect on yu tudai ??
ohai, pb! yup teh wevver is teh pleh heer
Butt (!) at leest ai donutt hav tu go outside tudai – ai has lots uf reeding tu du bai teh fire wiv teh kitteh – bliss!
An happee Catruday to yoo, too – Gizmo – an ebreewun.
We ar about to hav anuther byootiful day. Ai’m sitting heer rite nao looking at a gorgeeus sunrize developing. Got to enjoi it kwik = next week iz sposed to bee Nvembrrrrrrrrrrr wether – an raynee, too!
ohai janet! yur sunrize sounds amaysing – much bedder than all teh rayne heer! ai hope yu enjoi it whyl it lasts
Happy hippy caturday to ew too!!
fankees nennepus! du yu hav eny planns fur tudai?
not until tonite when we’re going to SIL to nomnomnomnomnom pizza an play notbored games!
Ai is scanning in holololyday photos frum our trip to Souf Afrika in 1996!
an u? other than books an kittehs an fyre inda fyreplayce???
oooh, dat sownds lyk yu hav a gud dai plannded tu mee! teh buks adn teh fyr adn teh kitteh (adn teh cheezwhirld!) ar mai mane job fur tudai – ai ar ritin a PeeAitchDee att teh moment, so ai hav lotts uf wrk tu du! Butt (!) teh kitteh allwais makes it easier tu get it all dun – purrs and snorgles ar bery inspyring
and besides – ebrywun noes the rool: if kitteh is on lap – u’r exempt of any type of wurk!
PHD is hard work – I remember how much wurk my masters was…
unfortunamately, mai supeevisor dusn’t beleef in dat rool
butt (!) its ok, becos its at dat stayg wher all is coming tugever adn its starting tu mayk sense, so i shud be finished wivin free or for monfs, yay! plus, wen it’s over ai can has dr. gizmo *giglol* 
I rememburr that stayje! is phun!!
My soopervizor said when ai wus finished that he nebber ebber fought ai wud rite ennyfing that maded sens within the time limit… an I gradumated wif honnurs!!
Keep it up dr. Gizmo!!
Yesh, keep it up! My kitteh helped me rite my Phud. When i sat at pyuter, he sat on lap. Kould nawet disturb kitteh, so I HAD to stay there nd typety-type-type it dun.
fankees, dr. booklion
mai kitteh do eggsactlee teh sayme! we cant dysturb teh sleepee kitteh, nope nope nope!
Yoo an Siddhartha! Soooo alaik.
oooh, wif honnurs, concats nennepus, dats bery impressif! aifinkso mai supeevisor wus also worryded dat ai wus nebber goin tu bee ablol tu mayk it all slott tugether in tym, butt (!) in our last meetin he sed it wus definitloly gettin der! ai had such a happitayl
sew ai jsut gots tu keep on goin fur a littlol longer! ai can has 65,000 uf mai 80,000 words writted noa, sew ai’m almost der… *starts daydreeming abowt beein dr. gizmo*
just maykes sure yu remembers to eat now and then. Easy to furgit in teh final rush to finsih.
*snerk* aidonutfinkso dat will be a problem – ai snak WAI tu much wen ai is working! wen mai chappter dusnt luk gud, chocylatt halps…
Ai ate snikrs when I wrotid… lots an lots of snikrs…
Still like though!
ai tayke in lotts of froot ebberyday, butt (!) wen its all gone den ai can has teh snikrs, oar teh marsbars, oar teh dublol-dekers…mmm, chokylatt…
Nenne, how do yu lyke yr induckshun cooker? Enny ducks sho up yet?
nope – no ducks yet!!! is hoping that a goose will show up in thyme for christmas day-dinner thouhg!! or we’ll have to eat Rudolf – liek wee did last year…
)
(now you noes wut happined iff you donut get ennyfing under the tree… may bad…
But – i lubs the cooker – just had tu get used to it!! it is so quick!!!
Well, wee still hav Olive, teh UTHER rayndeer.
oh oh oh i LUBS olive! Mai boyfwend boght me a fabtastic pop-up advent calender uf her last yeer adn it wus sooooo much funn!
Heee hee! Mine wuz so eeezee.
Awl ai had to do wuz give a recital!
Yoo guize shud hav bin mewzik majors!
BUTT – condrachoomalyshuns, nebber teh less, to awlreddi Dr. booklion – an in advance to dr. gizmo to be!!
an Magister Nennepus!
Ooooh, Magister Nennepus sounds so magimacal! Cans yu du majiks, Nenne?
It DUZ, duzznt. Insted ov riting theses, maybe we shud be riting a buk – feechooring teh Majikal Magister Nennepus!!
Bedder tahn Hairy Potter!
Dat sownds like a grayte idea! wat wudd be in teh buk?
Abracadabra
Bery scary gowsts
Creepy castlols
Dark adn stormy knights
E…
Eeeepy skaree spyders
Faynting spells
Gowsts – even kreepier
H…
Howdee doo dat?
I wanna noe
Just wut hii haz up himz sleeve!
k
Kings, mitee wuns
Lawngboats
Mystical Musik
N. . . .
Nawtee poltygysts
Open, draffty windos
Peoplol who popp up frum hidee plases adn go ‘boo”‘
Qwiksand arownd ebbery corner
R…
Robberz in teh wuds (in tites!!)
Spookz popping up laik popcat
Terrifying battlols awn mowntin tops
U. . . .
Ugli monstas!
Verree ugli monstas!
Walkun ded
X…
Xylaphone mewsic played creepily by the walkun ded
Yechy creepee crawlee spyders *shudder*
Zombees!
Yay, we did it! *clappity clappity!*
Itz gonna bee a best seller fur shur!
Speshullee if we rite a LOT about teh “Dark an Stormee Knights.”
Bedder tahn teh fyremins eneday – butt maybee that’s just me!
o.O – i wish!!!
then I could set up portkeys and go on cheezmeets! we cud hab:
Aperitif at Miniminsmums
Bollinger at CweenMjs
Chockli, hot at Annipuss’
Daintee keesh at Booklionses
Eggplant parmeegiana at Mezzomums!
F….
Fudgee caeks at Burfday Fairies
Goolash at Upfis
Helthfuds (veggies) at gibbocats
I. . .
Ingerlish Rostbeef at Tidums’
Jumbo shwimp an sweetpeez’
Knoedle at siobhans’/////-9999999902…………
(greetings frum Cinders!!)
L. . .
Lots of rasperries and blooberries at JCH4Ks
Many fish tacos at NativeCA
Nuts, hazel (filberts) from Oregun at catslaves
O …
Lotz ov scones at Ambercats’
Mezzaluna wif bololgnese sawce at catenas’
Nut fudge at SJ(martooniie)s’
O. . .
Ozzi tim tams at Poussin Bois’
Pretzels at Maus’
Quiche at Rhsbs
Rooibush tee at Africats’
Sugar cookies at Angelwaits’
Tee at Zelkinas
Unusual froots at Gizmos
Very menny honney cakes at Hunnycakerabbits
Wagon wheels at Lionelcats
Xeedingleh larje amounts of chocklit martoonies at CJ Martoonies’
Yogurtdip and veggies at Catslaves
Zzzzzz on the couch, all tyred and full of fuds at Nennepus’s
And then we’d have to start all over again to visit all the cheespeeps we missed in this list…
Whirrrled travelerz ar us!
Wehn shall we start!
Ai mite bee visiting mai neece in Uppsala in teh Spring – ar yoo neer-ish to there??
hmm – not reelee – is about a 6-7 hr traintrip…
Butt – everything is possiblol!!
Booklion is coming to Gothenburg in the spring too – that is onle 3.5 hrs away!!
I can recite teh alfamabet, Janet!
But if I tried to sing or play a mewsikal insturmanent, peeps would run awya skreeming and teh pntagon wuld deklare me a WMD. Lyke mary skaring awai teh aliens, praps.
AWLSO verree useful!
Mebbe…but teh hooman eerdrums would bursty before teh aliens, aifinkso.
Must run nd do chors for my Mum, and recharge lappytop.
Happy Caturday!
Ai hav to go pik sum graypes befoar teh frost reelee getz them!
Hav a nice taim doing the chors!
Ohai Janet !!
OHai, PB
– ai wuz just gonna pop up to teh top – LOL!! pop top? an maybee send aut teh dansing gerblols fur yoo,
An – soundz laik reelee nice wether yur having. So summeree.
Ai’m nawt reelee up yet – just luks laik it. Went to bed layte last nite – waching Stargate(s)!
Aim orlmoast in bed. Gotta a Sunday bicyclol ried wiv a mate at eight.
Cat chew anubber tiem !!
gud nite PB an sleep tite an bike nicely!!!
G’nite PB!
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz……….. snoar… snoar summoar ….
If wishes were burgerz,kittehs wud dine….
An Janet wud bee ar yur haus, meeting teh noo kittehs (ai HERD yoo got sum), tripping awn Hazlol, an tawking an laffing an tawking an laffing.
an drinking cawfee, an maeking supper wif Aden, an baiying clothez fur Kenna an – *sniff* ai doo miss yoo awl.
An waching Stargate wif Marcus!
we miss yoo too Janet {{{{{{JCH5K}}}}}}}
Gud maorning Cheezpeepz!!! I haz fresh hawt cowfee adn tee fur ebbreewun…. adn sinnanom bunz fur deh nomz!!
ooooh, dat sounds deelishious! fankee, maicween, adn happi caturday tu yu
Gud afturrnoon Cween!
fanks for the tee – is purrfekt for the coald pleh weather here!
*nomnomnomnomnomsipsipsipsip*
*sigh*
Lubbleh!!
Oh, thank teh CC yoo ar heer at last! Ai still havn’t had mai cawfee!!
*teh cawfee aroma wafts lazilee around teh room*
*sip sip sip sip sip* Hmmmmmm
Sinnanom bunz?? Hawt??
*dunks bun in teh cawfee*
*nom nom nom dunk nom dunk nom nom*
Oh mai! Lukkit upthred! TWO grate liszts going awn.
adn won of dem jst gott allllteh wai tu zed! Yay!
Kitteh kenNAWT beleef dis situayshun (emptee nom boll)
I do dis all de tiem, but I weesh fur teh boyfrend….why he noe comz?? Der must be problemz at teh boy faktoree?
Yes! Ai think they ar egg speeree iing sum shortijez rite now. Ai hoep they get ebreething fixed soon!
Mee too Janet! But teh kitteh factoree is alwais wurkin. Dey nebur haz problemz, becuz dey iz awsome!!!
I has dose saem bools
dunt i getza cheezburger? mabee eef i wish tu i getza cheezburger
*closes teh eyes an wishesz*
oh Hai! tat is mee in that picure. i iz famus now!
Wilfred! Look at you on ICHC! Did you get yer Cheezburger?
Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey