He won’t let me have
He won’t let me have a turn in de box. It doesn’t count as a turn unless de lid’s closed and he won’t get off it.
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concats, anni, wif eh soloe nawt sekkund!
Thx catena! Nawt berry `rijinul – Ai had a brane freez!
o.O did u eet tu much eye screem tu fast?!?!
can I has sum?!?
Strongberry an chocklit pleese….
tu musch frozun mahgahreeteh!
aill hab wun of those too…
frozen rasbree margareetah!
Noe, nawt iis creem – jus teh cawld an windee wevver heer!
Rattipuss’s baybee otterz an skwirrrlz com aut, luking adoraalol in tehr tinee dye purrs, an do a sole dans fur annipuss.
They dans around in a cirklol, eech wif a fish in teh paw, an slap eech otter.
Then teh otterz throw sum nutz at teh skwirrolz.
Tehn tehy awl fawl down giggloling an laffing.
A short littlol dans – but aren’t they just teh sweetest littlol things??
Thx JCH4K dat maed me smylol!
Simplee, yes.
Aww, dey r sew prowd ub demselbes!
Ummm, Jorj wuz kinna 2 ‘cited an hadda hab a nuvver dye purr, but Jorj and Jorj and Jorj din needs dem.
O an Jorj wannid ebberbuddy tu noe dat dey maded up da dans demselbes, 2!
Fanks 4 habbin dem to dans.
yu kittehz kent shayr – noe won wil has eet!
I know! Why not settle this wif a boxing match?
matchd bocksus stil wudnt hepp.
Eeech kitteh wud want teh uvverz boks!
lets skedyool it for boxing day…
Who’s music should we play during teh match? Bach’s?
Bocherini?
The theme from Rocky?
*jumps up an down*
Ai noe! Ai noe!
They can haz Bach’s faiting naymes!
Wun can bee “Ill-termpered Catveer” an teh uther wun “MagniffeeCat.”
Purrrfekt naems!!!
*skatters elebenty @’s inda ring round JCH4K*
Oooooooooo thanks nennepus!!
HEY LUK EBREEWUN! AI GOT LOTZ OV BURGUERS HEER! PLEEZ HALP YURSELVS.
*puts out teh ketchup, mustard, yumyuns, relish, tomatoes, lettuz a lotz of nappikins*
doss teh fife-sekkund ruyl ehplai?
Ota eys takes one. Gots one with ioions? and hot pepers?
well, shur! cant hav a burger wifaur teh ioions (that’s teh yumyuns!!)
Butt – heer – ai just gotted theze reelee yummmee hawt pepperz frum mai naybor Gerree’s amaizing gardin yesterday.
*chop chop chop chop*
Heer yoo go! green an red! Carefull – they ar RELEE hawt!!
OH ya da hawter the better. Meegwetch JCH4kittehs. You has a market near your house for fresh produce?
Well – yes – BUTT ai reelee liv in teh countree awn a small farm – an mai naybor Gerry (hoo iz awf hunting rite nao) haz a moast fabulous vegematabul garden – an he sez (becuz he haz SOOOO much) that ai can go an get enething ai want ene taim.
Nawt much left nao but teh leeks, parsnips, turnips, sum lettuce, teh peppers – an green onununs, tho!
wii has eh fren hu maykz jellee outta deh scotch bonnutz hubicat groes. dey had eet putt inta donutz wonse!
Iz suddenlee tyme foar lunch!
BRB, sunner oar layter.
Whut iz it called, when teh fingerz makes mystaeks typing LOLseek? ) (lyke dos, ack shelly)
Teh kittehs’ dischord is barely contained.
allthough he was told to put a lid on it…
They should try thinking outside teh box.
ooh – carefull with that though – donut wanne be canned…
Ai dunt noe wai, but this suddenlee reminds mee ov sumting ai jsut red in Terry Pratchit’s “Thud.”
“Cogito, ergo ai add things up.”
That’s whut we call “lolled in translation.” *nods*
Cogito, ergo… I LOL!!!
well – I haven’t redd any…
Butt (snikr) I has bought the furst wun – will reed it soonest!
all because you guise keep tawking bout him…
Me too! That’z wai ai started. Becuz ebreewun heer waz awlwaiz tawking about him!
oh oh oh, I LUBS terry p! I finally got arownd tu reeding Nation adn it wus sooooooooo goooooood!
Mi tu! Mi tu!
Teh buk uv hiz ai leik teh bestest iz Mort.
My faborites r the wuns wif Granny Wetherwax and wif Death! But they are ALL ful of win and awesum.
Janet and Nenne, is more fun to read them in order, becuase of teh way Ankh-Morpork — and teh characters — grow and changify.
Good Omens very terrrifc, too.
This is JUST waht it sez in teh bak ov may “Thud.” An ai noe this iz troo! Ene owthur wif serial storeez about teh sayme peepl shud bee red in order. Othur wize yoo miss a LOT!
Eben Agatha Christie (whom *she sez preowdlee* AI hav met!!) shud be red this way.)
So – nao ai guess ai ar off to teh place where they hav awl teh buks, az ManfredMom just sed
to see if they have teh wuns frum teh beginning!
Yay fer noo TP fans! Teh nawt sekkond buuk (IMHO) was guud but affer dat wun teh seeries reely taiks awf. Ai wuz re reedin wun at teh lawndree las weekweekweek an ai kep snurtin an gigglolin owt lowd wich maid fowks luuk at meh wif a askince.
has yu red Gud Omunz? hii rote dat wif Neil Gaiman. Veree ufny!
Oh,ai resentlee started reeding Neil Gaiman, too! Awlso amazing.
An gibbocat, fownder fo teh Ty Boo Teek, an hoo ai wish verree much wud com bak an play, knowz tehm both! An hee iz ewallee funnee. Must bee teh BritBraiyne!
Neil Gaiman is grayte, ai lubed American Gods adn his Sandman gwaffic novlols ar awesum tu! Gud buks adn kitteh go sew well tugether…
Anansi Boys adn Stardust ar verree gud, tu. Teh moffee wuz eh bit diffrun den teh bouk…
arnt dey (allmost) alwais…!
(adn, moor often than knott, different in a nawt-sew-gud wai…)
yuz. teh bukz iz awlwaiz bedda, aifinkso!
ohai bf! ai knows wat yu means – ai often takes a tp buk on teh trane wif me adn ai is alwais giglolin tu myself adn gettin uffny luks tu!
sowwy ifn I but in….. I frum UK & so pleezed yuz haf discovered TP… I wuv him & haf awl his bewkz. I a newbie heah 2
Ohai, faey, pleezed to meetyou. Menny, menny of us luvs TP here.
But faey – yoo ar nawt “butting in” – butt joining in awn teh conversatyshun!
An HAI! Nice to meet yoo! Ai ar frum Meeshegun, but we luvs awl ar BritFrenz haf to deth – becuz ov teh “BritBrayne.” LOL!! Iz a kind ov hyuoomor that haz such speshul appeel to moast ov us heer.
An nao that yoo ar heer, yoo ar going to stay, rite??
Terry Pratchett FTW!!
Soul Music is one of my favrits. And also the wuns featuring Death. And also …..
ok, stop me now….
aifink Soul Music haz teh most puns per sq inch.
Funny, how an anthropomorphic personification of what people fear most becomes one of teh most beloved characters of the canon. He is so winningly clueless yet insightful — and funny! — all at once.
*sign* an yoo guize wud hav left mee to go mai hole laif missing awl this wunderfulness and uffnee-ess??
Ai ablsoLOOtlee relai awn mai frenz to tell me waht ai shud bee reeding!
indeed.
Iz neu kinna mewsick?
Ai will turn dis box arownd if you don’t behave!
ooh – my kitteh wud just say “yes plees!!! playing under the box is so much moar fun!!”
Big brudder kitteh no let seester have turnz!!! Dis is an ufurgibable sin!!
letle seeter is a pains so nos turn for hers.
big bruther is a pain – so turn for hers…
No turns for her and thats final LOL
Littl seester criez. Big brudder getz yelld at! Tee hee!
ota ota littl seeter can has a turn when she is nice LOL
Naow naow kittehs, sharing iz caring u kno!
Yogurt and nennepus started it.
*snurt*
Iz not mai fault! Yu is alwais on hiz side bluesfan! Yu lubs him moar den mee!
WAHHH!!!
*5 eag snuggles up to bluesfan473* no she doesn’t *5 eag sticks out his tongue at Yogurt*
awww, donut cri Yogurt, ai luvs u boff teh saim ♥
Az mai mahm uzed tew sai…Ai donut cair whoo startid it, Ai am teh wun whoo wil FINNISH itz!
Dees kittehs bedder behab or dey gets dere ears bocksd!!
(Sniffle..) Daaadddeee…. 5 Eagles is bein meen. (Evil grin), Nao yu gonna get it!
You is right Yogurt we can be friends {{{{{{{{yogurt}}}}}}LOL
Lulz. Okai 5 Eagles… I forgibs yu!
Dadee, iz ok! Big brudder Eaglez iz cool agen. He letz me hab turn wen he fineeshes playn…uh, what wuz yu playin agin?
Eyes playin in a airplane worlds. You could be my stewardes.LOL
Cause no gurls aloowed in da c0ck Pit. hence da name.
Ahahaha! Can I serb teh drinkz? Yu want Coke or Spryte? M sorry we dun’t hab any peenuts. We haz no moneh…
Well Yogurt we habe to sell more tikets for our aiorplane.
I has what u are drinking.
Now bording to the land of LOLS get your tikets here. Come and ride da airlines EaglesYogurt the friendly est lines on times travel.
Shayreeng a Bawkz amz
hawrd feeng 4 Kittehz 2 duz
wen nawtz eenuff room!
Bawkz amz beeg eenuff
4 wun Kitteh. Mebbee fyndz
mutch beegurr~urr Bawkz?
Eezee soalooshun.
Mebbee Hewminz shoodz moob Bawkz
2 wawrm Windo Sill!!!
Jack.
{{{jack}}} u da best!!!
butt(!) teh kitteh awlwais eggspans tu fihl teh boks.
Dis wuz ekksellent
Bawkz wen Kittehz wuz liddill.
Slowlee gawtz smawllurr!
Dis amz cawnunndrumm
4 Kittehz hoo canz meltz 2
fitz ennee syzed spayss!!
Kitteh amz payshunt.
Knoez dayz will getz noo Bawksez
wen ‘Prezzent Day’ cumz!!!
Jack.
teh bawksez AR teh prezzentz!
Just laik fur littlol kids!
Teh bestuss prezzunt -
Emptee boks, beekus eensyed
Iz teh uneefurse!
What are brothers and sisters for?
LOL I know! Whoever captioned this has siblings fer sure!
MAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMM!!!! HE WONT SHARE!!!!
any of yall got a twitter
No my doctor gave me greme for it.
anywun noe wt breeds diz lolcats r?
lol i has same cable box!
Dere acting lyke my non-fur babies…too smartz for own guds, tew!