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She’z myne
GMTA!
GMTA³
conga meis!
Thx catena. Iz it teh rats dai off?
teh meis nede teh eggersiez!
O I C !
…sed teh potato tew the corm.
O, I faught it Wuz Wut teh Blynd Mann sed as hii pikkt up himz Hammer and Sawr!?!
Potato: Hoo sed dat?
Corm: Wut?
‘tater: C D B?
‘corm: C D C?
Wun of mah mum’s fayvrits:
ABCD puppies?
MNO puppies.
SAR puppies – CMPN?
AB CD puppies?
L, MNO puppies
OSAR –CMPN?
A slightly less general-rated version.
[pawders wut dat stands foar]
*pawnder*
*pawnder*
*pawnder*
[bwayne ober heats]
[NC endz up in teh I C wut U did there...nawt]
N awlsew con-CAT-enayshunz awn beeyin at da tawp uvva 6-wai makrumay!
Thx Aahz!
Haow iz teh fingz n TTI 2dai?
Berry wet and gettin windee. Do nawt want!
Whale den, U can haz dis…
*wraps annipuss in great big floofee blanket*
We can haz lawtsa eggstree bwankeez 2dai beecuz uv da lebel elebbentee splort alurt. I figger I cood givz U wun n it wooden hert owr sply…
Thx Aahz. It iz nawt kwite az cawld 2dai, but still prittee chillee!
Ur wellkumz.
.
I hasta goe bak 2 werkz naow. I nawt gitz 2 plai muchlee 2dai, jess enuff tym 2 dreenk mai slimfast…
.
Bie awl!!
Bai Aahz!
and any cookees? *looks hoepfully around at Annipuss’s kichten*
Ai hazn’t dun ennee baykin dis week – u wull hab 2 do wivvowt fur naow!
Ai can helps? Lots of peeps will need helps wif splortification reskuw and recubbery! An Ai has bin practisin sum resipees befor Crismus Bay King Seeson
*Pulls thruw shiny cart loaded wif all kinds uv cukees. Pinweels, an cutowts, an shuger cookees wif frostin, an butr cukies, an tweels…*
Hooray for Friedegg!
Yeah! An fore Ohm-litz, tew!
(hubby-bubby juss broughted mii a cheeznpepperz ommylit!)
Dat sownds rilly gud!
*sidles over to zippee, holding mah m-t playt owt*
Plez? I can has omlit 2?
shure, dare’s moar wear dat camed frum!
*skoops cheezy-ommylit onto gremmy’s playt*
TOast wiff dat?
Fankees! A nyce toasted Italian bred, if yoo has it, KthxItzNommy!
I has sum orinj joos. Nyce and kold. Yoo wuntsum? I shayrs.
O yesh, *holds out cuppy 4 jooys*
*slyses ‘taliean bred*
*toasts*
wii has Smahrt Balolanse and LandOLols budder, which yoo bee wanting?
Why land-o-LOLs pleez, thankee so verreh much! I lykes theyr budder spred in teh little plastic contayner wit teh red lid. Is a mix of budder and sumfin that is NawtKwiteSoBadFurYoo. We lykes it. Sinz itz beddur for yoo, I uses twycet as mush. *snikkr* Helthy eeting, I finks aym doing it rong!
Yump, yump, dat’s whut eye uses, 2!
nom, nom,
Nom!
O high-yeah, sp! wii still has naught hadded a freezifikation hear; yesterday ii pikked a pek ob (un)pikloled pepperz frum my gardin!
I prolly cold in CT? my hubby’s going owt dear tomorrow. Hiz mommacat’s bday.
oh my, this be very serious sichuanshun!! Splort alert, leve e11ebenty
!!!11
conga rats and skwirll merengue, annipuss
Thx SP
oopsie, that’s *leveL e11ebenty*
and should be “conga rats and merengue skwirllols*
my head is spinning from the splortation value 0 da lol pic.
Ai wudn’t hab notissed iffn u had nawt sed!
Yoo beddur beleef it! Splorts awl over. Rack ‘em, stack ‘em, and pack ‘em!
MINE! Or I will love you not
Mine? Mine? MINE!!!!
Anuvver GMTA!
Ohai Aahz! Fankuberrymuch foar teh birdie moobie wif difrunt linkee a few lols back! I cud watch that wun! Lub it! {{Aahz}}
O guddee! Dat wun DID werkz 4 U! Yeh, I lurvz dat wun, n sew dew mai kidletz. Mai dotter kawlz it “Bird Silly”!
yu wud dye of teh kyute!
Dying may be worth it, aifinkso. Or at least a horspital staii. *adds hole ‘nother layer ob duk taype tew CHRG* Awwww. Ai lubs bebbehs adn hab nothing better tew do til Mundane.
go get your own
You beat me to it!
yule jus SPLORT awl ova her.
Tis teh seezun, as they sez!
Tydings of comfort and eggstra duk tayp, oh yesh!
Rabbit?
Duck?
Turkey?
Canadian Goose?
Tourist!!!
Hoo yoo kawlin Turist! *duks*
Iz beddur dan turistas? No?
[steps in duk muk] *eww*
Sahlt?
Peppa?
Sinehmun?
Yer too big an clumsy an yew mite drap her.
Nah, I beez verreh, verreh keerful!
Ohai, Judson! *waves*
pleez? pleeeeez? pleeeeeeeeez? pleezpleezpleezpleezpleezpleez??
Ohai Judson! *BOOP*
no, I R knot!
*gits big floofy shamw00w, and drapes babeh kitteh*
*Runsawaywiffa….*
*clunk*
00ps, twipped on my clumbsy foots! 0_0!
I’m gunna hug herz n skweez herz n kawl herz George-ina
Feerse mawm is feerse!
Cyoot babeh kitteh is……
Uh-oh…..
SPLORT
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Jenn’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Somebody bring on the CCC we’ve got a…
oh noes…
S P L O R T
(all parties attempting to assist should have their CHRG pre-wrapped and double-taped at this point)
**Oh mai! Sew menee bwayne everywhere**
**sweepy sweepy…sweepy sweepy..sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck…tuck tuck…tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse*
**pack pack pack…pack pack pack…pack pack pack**
*sigh*
**assemblols hedbonez**
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip tew keep dem in place**
**50’s style baving cap AND CHRG w/doi firmly seequered**
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
SRL? Rite dis way.
Mappie blankie? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Nao, doan dew dat again wifowt prawper stooperbizshun.
**Gibs sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
Yew can look, butt(!) nawt foar berry lawng.
Iz liekwize splortted
**Oh mai! Jeditigger iz down too**
**sweepy sweepy…sweepy sweepy..sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck…tuck tuck…tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse*
**pack pack pack…pack pack pack…pack pack pack**
*sigh*
**assemblols hedbonez**
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip tew keep dem in place**
**50’s style baving cap AND CHRG w/doi firmly seequered**
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
SRL? Rite dis way.
Mappie blankie? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Nao, doan dew dat again wifowt prawper stooperbizshun.
**Gibs sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
Yew can look, butt(!) nawt foar berry lawng.
Naoa, DAT iz best NveNt shun has seen in lawng tyme!
(O, zut!)
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
DAT uz best Nvcentshun in lawng tyme.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Jedtigger’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
U would splort.
Just like I did. S-P-L-O-R-T!!!1!!1!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up D.R.’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Thank u so much
That was a tuffie
Yoo will mayk her smell ufny. And then I will has to wash her awl over agin.
ai cud snorgle da lil pinkee tummi ???
oar kis da widdle pinkee towsis????
mehbe jist jintly *boop* da lil pinkee noes????
ohai luk da momma haz pinkee noesis an towsis two!!!!!
oh carp………*SPLORT!!!*
Oh noes! *sigh* It wz teh pinkee belleh that dun her in.
I goes and gitz teh CCC. Nownzer voyce: Dr. TinyCat to splort repayr, STAT!
WEEEEE-OOOOoooh! WEEEEEEEeeee-OOOOOOoooh!
We brings in a hole team of Dr. TinyCats!
Teh vehikkel skreeches to a halt! SKREEEEEeeech! And a duzzin Dr. TinyCats leeps owt! *kwiet thudz and skramble as 48 pawz hitting teh floor*
Kwik! Teh brayns! SCOOP!!!!! VAK!!!! Stuffin em bak inna hed!
CHRG, pleez, nurz. And duk tayp, lots of it!
taypity taypity taypity
Lollipop for teh payshunt? And a sawft blankee?
No wayt, I puts teh blankee rownd that liddlol peenk tum-tum onna pixor.
That will halp, Ifinkso!
Wuld yoo lyke a hot or kold bevrij or a snak whyl yoo rekubbers?
*weekly raises hed*
ohai gremlin……..fankees………cud ai haz an kup ob hawt choklit?
an sum donuts wud bee nise…..
an mehbe sum tax formz tu reed……….
iz lawng wile tu da neggs lol…
*finks ob kleenin fibe lidderbauxis*
I has a nyce hawt kup of hawt choklint rite here! Donuts, here’s a hole tray (snikker) – pleez to tayk yor pik!
Tax forms, hokay then. Whutever wurks! *hands stak of tax forms, awl showin munnies “in teh red”* THER, that orta straytin yoo owt!
Ai finskso teh fot of cleenin FIBE !! lidder bochses awt tu do it!
[ticklolz bebbeh kitteh's cayoot widdlol pudgy wudgy belleh]
*wash wash wash*
*poke*
*wash wash wash*
*poke*
*wash wash wash*
Tee hee – Dis iz ufn!
due dat wun moar tiem an mawma kitteh wil sho yu hur berii sharpe an pointee endz…
[runzawaywifakwiknesslaffignhistericlolly]
O!M!G! SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT…… agggh! splort
Skoopz back ohn branze and flushes parts that don’t no longer fit. Pass da taype hokay?
Wayt, I halps yoo! Hold on a sek! I be rite bak in 2 shayks of a lamz tayl.
Shayk shayk shayk! Yeah, shayk shayk shayk! Shayk yor boo-tay!
Ur, um, wher wuz I? Oh yesh! *whissels for Dr. TinyCat, hoo coems onna run* I holds teh payshunt and keeps heem kwiet, K? Dr. TinyCat LEEPS into akshun: *scoopity scoopity, bak inna hed!* And yesh, brayns everywhar, yesh, everywhar. *SN-AP!* goes teh noo CHRG *TAYPITY* goes teh duk taype. And nao, wuld yoo lyke: a lollipop? A blankee? A drink? A snak?
We is havin a epidemik
(But this one is good)
We can has splorts flu vacceen?
a almond joi,
a birffday kake,
a cream-ob-wheet,
a daffy-dill,
a freid hegg?
a ellyfunk (sawree, we misst e!)
a giraffe
a hawt goggie
a iicy creem
a jellee adn peenut budder sammich
a king-syze cheezburger
a lemming merang py
GMTA awn teh lemming pi!
mmmmm ai juss lubs teh lemming pi, adn lemming kookies, adn skwidjee lemming poodings wiv hot lemming sorce inside, adn teh lemming ayd, adn teh lemming adn shuger pancaeks……
*consentrayts berri hard on making list of lemming guddies to ward off splort atak*
a maccaroon kookee … oar elebbenty
a nommylishus dessert trollee
a(n) opun pakkij uv iceykreem sammitches
a peece uv caek wif elebbenty sordid fyllengz
a Newfoundland goggie
O jesh, millyuns uv
Pyes an
Quiches
a instaint hawt choklit
a jumpin jack
a kumquat
a lemming pi
Eau, TANK YEW!!! sew mush.
Ayez tayek dat jelly sammitch, plez
dis b teh bestest kitteh-mum n baybee-kitteh pikchur EBER!1!
BTW…mayjor splortage frum mai hed-bone.
so wurf it…
And teh liddlol skinneh whyt leggs – BWA-ha-ha-ha!!!! Sawree, kint halp mahs elf!
Iz ok gremlin! But, whar iz tis elf yu speek uff??? If he in dangar, I combz ober to yur howse, an wee can do rescuz!!
elf! yule! parently tis teh seezun to be splorty!
*hangs tinsel frum Yogurt’s hed* Ther, yoo luks so festiv! *gigglol*
Aww! Tanks!! I lubs mai nu hat!! Iz so shinee!! Kay, can I wrap yu in Christmas lyghts nao??
Splor-tachus momakitteh nd bebehkitteh r splor-tachus!!11!!
oooo, my furstee comment evar 2 cheezland 2 b postifyed!
*waves floofy paw 2 teh cheezpeeps*
howdy, y’all!!!!
ohai, zippytehpot! Izz nais tu meechu! *extendsez floofy paw uv frendshyp tu zippytehpot* … adn a *hey, haow y’awl duen* bak atchew!
*waives floofy paw* ohai zippy! welkom tew cheezland!!
Ohai zippy – welkum to tihs happee playce
*eggstenz floofeh paw of frendzhip*
HOwdee tu U tu. Were Ai libs, we haz bunches of y’awls.
Ohai zippytehpeot!!! Welcums to cheezland, the land of the lol and teh home of the splort! Yr lolspeek is verrah gud for a newbee! Yu will liek it here aifinkso. *hedbump*
Fankees 4 teh kind commints & welcums! hedbonks nd floofy paw extenshuns 2 eberyone! ai b lurkin’ on teh chez posties 4 bout a yer or sew, so ai lurned teh lolspeek dat way. dis post wuz so kyoot ai culdn’t hep mahsef frm postifying! ai has a hapitayle to b part of dis lubby comunitee!
enyway, ai b a texus kitteh, dat’s why I sed y’all!
AAAAAAH!!!! Teh pinkee nozeantoze! Teh pudgee pinkee belleh! Teh seereus skrunchywunchy faise!! Teh ‘raowr ahm a lyon’ paw!!! MUST HOLD BEBBEH KITTEH!!!!
*splort* blargh, ai r ded frum teh cayute.
**WOOP WOOP WOOP cheezfrend down!**
**sweepy sweepy…sweepy sweepy..sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck…tuck tuck…tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse*
**pack pack pack…pack pack pack…pack pack pack**
**assemblols hedbonez**
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip tew keep dem in place**
**50’s style baving cap AND CHRG w/turkeyDOI firmly seequered**
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
SRL? Rite dis way.
Mappie blankie? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Nao, doan dew dat again wifowt prawper stooperbizshun.
**Gibs sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
Dat shuld reduce teh glare uh bit.
whew! fanks nc66! *nom nom sip sip*
What no Indian taco LOl then how about fry bread. Aannii aneshna nativeca66?
Pleez to put on yor splorts purrtekshun shayds! STAT!
I duz teh fastfast vershun: BRAYNS inna hed! gnu CHRG on toppa teh hed! and duk TAYP awl arownd teh hed! Whew!
Drinks, hawt and kold! Snaks, by teh duzzins! Blankees – every kullur! Halp yors elf!
Is ther inny uther way I kin mayk yoo cumfurball whyl yoo rests&rekubbers?
yay! fank u gremlin, ai feel tripply guud naow!
[feels
upBF]mmmmmm TRIPLE E!
*owtraged showt, follered by a SLAP!*
Hey! Watch those paws, pleez, KthxItzaFamblySite. Sheesh!
teeheeheehee….erm…ai meen haow dair u!!
(Snerk)
Ohai dayr, bluesfan!
Oapunnz CCC
andz fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’ andz
cleenz up awll teh mess!
Poarz braynz bakk wayr dayz
beelawngz. Buddurr Fly Band~Aydz
maykz it awll prittee!!
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. U wawntz Bunjee Coardz
oarz sturdee Dukkt Tayp?
Rappz boaff Bunjee Coardz
andz Dukkt Taype tyte. Habz lawtza
Froazinn Millkee Wayz!
Awllso habz Hurshee
Barrz wif awlmundz andz Iee Bryte
Tee in beeg Thurmuss!!
Rapps Floofee Blankitt
‘rowndz bluesfan 2 keepz nyss andz
wawrm ’til awll bettah!!!
Jack.
fank u Jack! mai bery own ohaiku reskew! skweeeeeee!
Wow! Verreh nyce, Jack! Yoo owtduz us awl!
Nao – THAT’s a sooper rescue if eber ai saw wun!!
Mommee Kitteh amz
ober protekktivv ubz
hurz liddill Bebbeh!
Mommee Kitteh wawntz
hurz Bebbeh 2 knoez Mommee
willz awllwayz beez dayr!!
Mommee Kitteh willz
showz hurz Bebbeh 2 t3h Wurld
wen hurs feenkz it’z tyme!!!
Hewminz willz suffurr
Poyntee Endz ifz day doan’t “Bakk
Awff!!! wiffakwikkness!!!!
Jack.
Wen ai rome teh whirrld
Ai wil karree yur luff dere
Tu breeng mii hoym sayf
Adn wen yu rome teh whirrld
Yu will karree mai luff dere
To breeng yu hoam sayf
Presshuss Bebbeh habz
peenkee noze, peenkee toez andz
snorgibill Belleh!
Presshuss Bebbeh amz
jynoarmuss ‘Sploart!’ wayteeng 2
happenz ennee tyme!!
Presshuss Bebbeh crankz
‘Sploart!’ Eemurjennsee Lebell
waypast elebentee!!!
Jack cawllz in Air Drawp
ubz CCCz andz lawtza
noo CHRGz!!
CHRGz amz
Dukkt Tayp fawll frum t3h Sky so
Cheezpeepz amz reddee!!!
Jack.
Thanks, Jack! We’s now prepur .. perpre .. we’s reddy!!
How about addering sum polalololarizified goggles tu CCC?
Oar tu general E quipmint distr distibut dtrist given tu each nuu Cheezfrend?
Angelwaits- yu did not get your welcome wagon to cheezeland? ebery nu cheezpeep is gibbon a visit to da Tie-boutique wears they can stock up on the basic kit of CHRG, duck tape, happi googgie-goggles splort-preventing sunglasses, snorgle-snorkle, map of Cheezland, and a free drink at either the Greasy Spoonerism Café or da upscale restaurant “Nom.”
You can go wit da otters on the next LOL and jus tell thems you is a new cheezelander. Ebery one can haz welkum.
Fankies mucha! Au dudz nawt no dis, felt liddle bitt left awt.
Awlso, am hear spord soprda spardkl ebbery so offen.
An Ai haz been heer yeers, seemz lyke.
SPLORT! SPLORT! Arrggggg!!!! I is ded!
**WOOP WOOP WOOP anudder cheezfrend down!**
**sweepy sweepy…sweepy sweepy..sweepy sweepy**
**tuck tuck…tuck tuck…tuck tuck**
**rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse…rinse rinse rinse*
**pack pack pack…pack pack pack…pack pack pack**
**assemblols hedbonez**
**brrrrrrrp duckey taip tew keep dem in place**
**50’s style baving cap AND CHRG w/turkeyDOI firmly seequered**
**Installs roast turkee style**
**popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort**
**smelly salts**
SRL? Rite dis way.
Mappie blankie? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
Nao, doan dew dat again wifowt prawper stooperbizshun.
**Gibs sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses**
Dat shuld reduce teh glare uh bit.
yoo an gremmy and anni gittings lots obs ob praktiss today!
*pops corms*
*pulls up seet 2 watch neggs splort repair*
I can’t wait til teh negst cyoot LOL
wen awl the turkey popup buttuns go awf!
*pop*…*pop* *pop*…*poppop* *popopopopopopopopop POP*
nyce turkee heddress u got dere nc66!
Dis MAH bebe. Git yr own.
STN!!!!
Oh, and, SPLORT!!
Ack! Teh burd be down! I beez rite bak to save ya, mah fethurd fren!
*puts a payr of splorts reziztant shayds on PH for starters*
Lessee, lessee. Burd reskyew. Hmm. See LOL manual, page elebenty, articlol 72, sub-sekshun 85 a part 2.
Hmm. *reads* Yesh. *nods hed* Mmm-hmm. OK, I kin do that!
*kayrfully mops up burd brayns orf teh flor*
*stuffs them keerfully in teh tynee burd hed*
Hao yoo doin, PH? Holdin in ther?
*re-posishuns fethurs over cranial cabbity* Yesh, yesh, match em up.
Hmm. Duz parrots wayr CHRGs? Hmm. Lessee. A reely tynee wun.
*raps tynee CHRG arownd burd *
*eggstra duk tayp* *snikker* Letz mayk that parrot tayp.
Nao, a kold drink? A hot hors doeurvre? And awl will be beddur sooner than yoo kin say rassin frassin splorts flu vacceen.
**lifs hed weekly** rassin frassin….O, ai feel awl beddur! Fankyu gremmie fur dat wunnerful speshulzyed reskyew! A kold drink and a hot horse dewver sownds purfekk! Won’t yu join me til yur neggst reskyew?
{{{Gremlin}}}
well, burfday fairy duznt know wut herz kan do to top dis, so i’ll just go ahed an say HAPPEE BURFDAY to TrainHumane an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy caeks, orinj caek wif lemmin icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, and goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkl wen tehy bownse, itty bitty plushie beenbag bebbeh kittehs, kandee, an fuzzy bebbeh kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wished come troo!
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Fuzzy behbeh kitteh stikkers with googly eyz! Yay! *stiks wun on self*
mmmm fudgy caek…fankees burdai fairy
itty bitty teesie weensy plushie beenbag bebbeh kittehs!!!
happee burfday TrainHumane. *takes sticjer from gremlin sticks on head*
happee burfday tu awl teh FriedEgg teh Furteenf burfday peepz!
Orinj caek wif lemmin icing! Ai lub lub lub dat! NOM NOM NOM NOM. Fank yu burfdai fairy!
You know how babies have that cute baby smell? I can almost imagine mama cat getting a whiff of that cute kitty smell…
*runs in to say “o hai” to teh cheezfrenz*
*slips in splorted branes*
*skids out teh back door*
**shaykes head**
Dat LCB Iz wun slick carruc, churact, careait….um, peep.
Yu kan luk butt (!!)) yu noe kan tuch!
Iz hot? Oooh! Yooz makin chilly?? I lubs dat stuffz!! Dun’t forget 2 add teh beenz! Nom nom nom!
*5 eagles streaks through “That is the cutest pic yet” continues on through*
Hoo wuz tath masked eaglol???
Unmasked eaglol Janetcanhas5kittehs,
Jus knote ist — iz new dat U haz fibe an nawt for kittehs?
Iz hectik at teh hoam? Ai haz 2 kittehs, 2 goggies — is wun-ring sir cuss.
just too precious for words
Hundreds maimed as another massive hedsploot phenomenon strikes ICHC … OH, TEH HOOMANITY!!!
I can’t hold her, but could I mebbe just touch teh pinkee bellie? Just a lil bit???
Kare full! Dat way lies teh (shhhush) (((Splort)))
How bowt if if jus strokes teh lil sof eers and hums a lollaby?
I can’t keeps up wif youse peeps, but this pic deserves: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *THUD*
Squeeeeeee! Don Luek twize!!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*tcw amblez in–seez teh catrnage ebbrewear!*
Dis iz teh wust eber!
*wiv a car soorts braynes into piles*
*guoosh guoosh guooshes dem wit teh sparlkin watr*
*pattie pattie pattie into brayne boxes*
*snaoppy snappy snappy dem shut*
*rappy rappy rappy wit de dukky tappe*
*paws for brethe*
*adds teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*leeds anglewaits and catamist to SPLORT recubbery rum*
rest here on awile.
*gibs dem de hot cholkit and de cholkit wafer*
no mor LOLs til not dizzzy!
de hawt choclkit is hawlping…..tyvm ♥
U sortin teh braynes wiv a kar
Pleez to nawt be rebersin ober tehm!
Iz mai furst splort heer, and sew mai furst rescue!
More fankies!!
Mebbee U iz sortin teh brainz wif a kare? an nawt a car?
Dis iz pawsatibely da mos splortatshus pikshur dere iz!
Want dat bebbeh.
WANT!
Oh my gorpsh. I must shmush my face into that milkbelly. I’m going in, I shall not be denied. Kindly have an ambulance and several blood transfusions standing by.
*hands mrs catlabash teh ittybittykittehbelleh snorgle snorkle an a roll ob extry-strong dukk tayp*
10Q kindly.
*With grim determination, Mrs. Catlabash suits up and goes in for the snorgle. Does not emerge for several days. For the next week, responds to all comments with indecipherable noises that sound something like whooshblrrpsnggglll. Doctors say the only cure is MOAR KITTEH.*
Ai missez deer Red! Saw him live wunce.
O dis one of teh sweetest evur!
OMG i wanna eat her shes so cute
noez not to eets! but to go “blublublublublublub” onherz belleh!
NAWT EATS! NAWT EATS!!
Ownlee fur snorgles!
I would give dat kitteh a billoinz cheezbugerz!
Mothership Cat is back…
Dis litlol kitteh reminds me uf Jewel…Ai wunder if dis is wut she luked liek when she wuz a litlol kitteh??
Dis pitcher iz wai wee needz Smell-O-Vision on ICHC! Teh smell ob teh freshleh-Mama-washed bebeh kitteh tummeh iz teh bestest in teh wurldz!!!1!
Oooh, ai gotz to go snorgle mai bebeh, Baby (she spelz it funneh) – herz tummeh still smellz laik teh mama-washed tummeh, eben doh herz iz growned-up.
Dis pitcher iz teh bestest LOL ebar in teh hoel unibers! Ai hadz a tuff day – an dis mama an bebeh maed me smiel!
so much kyoot. i’ve looked at this picture over and over again today and i can’t stop melting. jargh, i can’t take it
dat bebeh belleh iz snorgle-tastic!
thats so cute!!
I’m thinking as I read through comments that this is all time SPLORT winner?
agreed
*SPLORT!* *iz ded frum teh splortingz*
oh, deer, Ai onlee wuz czeching teh past fyoo daze uv ICHC, and Ai seed dis wun……
Ai am ohfishulee naow ded frum teh kyoote.
Ai went strate frum luking at teh pinkee belleh, pinkee feets, pinkee noze, and teh liddlol eyz….. & goe direcklee tu DED. Past splort, did nawt kollek too hunnert munnies…
My cat NANA did the same