Sift together the flour, salt, powdered milk, and baking powder into a large bowl. Pour the water over the flour mixture all at once and stir the dough with a fork until it starts to form one big clump.

Flour your hands. Using your hands, begin to mix the dough, trying to get all the flour into the mixture to form a ball. NOTE: You want to mix this well, but you do NOT want to knead it. Kneading it will make for a heavy Fry Bread when cooked. The inside of the dough ball should still be sticky after it is formed, while the outside will be well floured.

Cut the dough into four (4) pieces. Using your floured hands, shape, stretch, pat, and form a disk of about 5 to 7 inches in diameter. NOTE: Don’t worry about it being round. As Grandma Felipa would say “it doesn’t roll into your mouth.”

Heat the vegetable oil to about 350 degrees F. NOTE: You can check by either dropping a small piece of dough in the hot oil and seeing if it begins to fry, or by dipping the end of a wooden spoon in and seeing if that bubbles. Your oil should be about 1-inch deep in a large cast-iron skillet or other large fryer.

Take the formed dough and gently place it into the oil, being careful not to splatter the hot oil. Press down on the dough as it fries so the top is submersed into the hot oil. Fry until brown, and then flip to fry the other side. Each side will take about 3 to 4 minutes.

Yoo gave teh toppingz, but nawt hao to maek teh frybred – cept for flotetin teh batter = an tey mysterious old mustad bottlol! Hao do yoo uze it?

Pleez compleet this – it sound quite yummy!

[decides tew leave door open, turns heater awf]
*brrrr* [daddeh cawls BCs and rattlolz kibble dispenser]
[piggeh and tabbies awake nao] Great.

*Pours more kibbles*

Dey only gno 'bout the 4 ai hab licensed, plus 1 at my udder house.

Doan tell dem dat ai also hab 6 "ferrel" wuns inna shed on teh hill

Doan tell GF either, K>

<pre Dey git nite time heater and daily gushifuds and snorglolz

GF wunders wut ai spend my allowance awn...sheesh

"Why iz yor truck always dirty?" *snerk*

[Hands TCW memberships card]
Yew can take the oath downtown.
"I promise tew take all komers"
"slim, phat, fluffy oar smallz,"
"wif oar wifowt their..ahem...there reproductive bawlz."
Wen cowntless awr the summerz,
"and dey awl komz tew meez,"
"no fyremenz iz needed tew reskew dem frum treez."
"Coz foar tabby and orinjy and cali oar black,"
"wunce ai gib dem uh foreber hoam, dey neber goe back."

"Dis iz mai kitteh, dis iz himz haom
"Dis iz hiz foreber place, nowhere shall hii roam.

*Hidez under tablol*