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mite explode!
whew! I was teh wurried! But here is teh kitteh!
Conga rodents (ob sordid varities) tew yew carosue.
[Sordid chinchillas dew uh liddlol nekkid dansdansdans]
[NC puts awn Warning song by Incubus]
Hey, it’s late, it could have M-N-M.
[Mixes a liddlol drink dat needs uh Warning!]
Ai yoosed tew dew these in collij.
Traditionally on Thanksgiving weekend, but never before a final.
“The Green Lizard”
1 oz Green Chartreuse (tastes like tumbleweed)
1 oz Barcardi 151 (Arrrrrrrr)
[In old skool fashun]
[Mixes half a litre ob GC and half a litre ob 151 inna beer pitchur]
[Pours shots and dares teh brave tew try it]
If you can swallow 3 withowt puking,
then yew get uh card membership to the GI drinking team.
*shhhhhh* GI iz sooper sekrit.
Poynty end alurt! Poynty end alurt!
DO NAWT WANT!
Teh bebbeh teefs! Teh pinkee tong! Teh pinkee toe padz!
Oh my….
**titens CHRG**
*Passes ducky tape to redd*
*Thinks of “going rogue”*
Why u thinkin of “going rouge”, pj?
None splortage technique.
Non….no wait….anti-splortage technique!
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sleep it …. SLEEP IT!!!!
Ware’s teh snooz buttin?
*BOOP*
Rite there!
HAY!
**rubz noaz**
Dats nawt a snooz buttin….
Sowwy. Mah bad.
*runsawaygiggloling*
O CRAPSNAPZ RUNZ QUIK!!
This mah scarey move. Lookit, Ma. Look!
…U not lookin…
Okay, I was just kiddin. Fine. I go cleen mah room.
Bebbeh Kitteh duz
nawtz lykez habbeeng dreemz go ‘wayz
bye sillee Hewmin!
Bebbeh Kitteh wuz
bizziteeng’ Yarn~ee~a’ andz
habbeengz ‘Phunn!’…. Nawtz naow!!
Bebbeh Kitteh goez
‘Attakk Moad’! Juss wawntz habz hurz
sweet dreemz bakk aginn!!!
Jack.
Kitteh iz tyred ob saving world from pertual winter despite Aslan’s halp.
Kitteh wuld rather dream ob Jean Claude style fite scene in himz dreams.
Ohai ya!!!
Iz just a sign ob teh tiemz. Deez yungsters doan unnerstand the classix.
[teh curmudgeon speaks]
What time is it?
I would say it is time to invest in welder’s gloves.
Iz either foar foarty (according to kitteh)
or tiem tew run coz ob the feerce!
Just to bii shur, I iz gonna run the foar foarty in foarty fibe flat.
Hey nativeca66 how are you? What no Indian tacos or fry bread to offer a brother?
Ohai 5 eagles.
Umm. Ai iz nawt amerikan native. I do nawt gno hao tew make Indian tacos oar fry bread.
Googlol sez they awr delicishus tho. So, (of course) I will try them.
Gawt N-E-tips?
(Lolspeak Off)
I am a Native American. 1/4 Cherokee. Make sure that the oil is really hot. The batter must float atop the oil. Also, be sure not to add to much water to the cornmeal, or things could get ugly really fast. For toppings, I recommend beans, hamburger meat, lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes. Serve hot.
(Lolspeak On)
Om nom nom nom nom.
Stupid keyboard. Accidentally doubled a letter in my e-mail address, so now my comment is awaiting moderation.
I have tips. I’m 1/4 Cherokee, so I DO know how to make fry bread. Be sure not to add too much water to the cornmeal, or things could get ugly fast. Also, I recommend beans, hamburger meat, lettuce, cheese and tomatoes as toppings. Oil must be hot, and the batter must float atop the oil. I recommend an old mustard bottle for this application. Happy Nomming!
college kitteh!! Com bak, com bak!
Yoo gave teh toppingz, but nawt hao to maek teh frybred – cept for flotetin teh batter = an tey mysterious old mustad bottlol! Hao do yoo uze it?
Pleez compleet this – it sound quite yummy!
{{{{{collegekitteh}}}}}} my new found friend. MMMMMMM fry bread yes my favoriteist.
Oyesh! Teh fry bredz hazza nummee! *Fondly rememberz New Mexico State Fairz of many years past, nomming happily on fry bredz wif many tasty stuffs on teh top*
That will tell you how to make the Navajo fry bread. Enjoy!
Stoopy WeirdPress.
Here’s the recipe.
1 cup unbleached flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon powdered milk
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup water
Vegetable oil for frying
Sift together the flour, salt, powdered milk, and baking powder into a large bowl. Pour the water over the flour mixture all at once and stir the dough with a fork until it starts to form one big clump.
Flour your hands. Using your hands, begin to mix the dough, trying to get all the flour into the mixture to form a ball. NOTE: You want to mix this well, but you do NOT want to knead it. Kneading it will make for a heavy Fry Bread when cooked. The inside of the dough ball should still be sticky after it is formed, while the outside will be well floured.
Cut the dough into four (4) pieces. Using your floured hands, shape, stretch, pat, and form a disk of about 5 to 7 inches in diameter. NOTE: Don’t worry about it being round. As Grandma Felipa would say “it doesn’t roll into your mouth.”
Heat the vegetable oil to about 350 degrees F. NOTE: You can check by either dropping a small piece of dough in the hot oil and seeing if it begins to fry, or by dipping the end of a wooden spoon in and seeing if that bubbles. Your oil should be about 1-inch deep in a large cast-iron skillet or other large fryer.
Take the formed dough and gently place it into the oil, being careful not to splatter the hot oil. Press down on the dough as it fries so the top is submersed into the hot oil. Fry until brown, and then flip to fry the other side. Each side will take about 3 to 4 minutes.
why, it’s howdy doody time!
Bebbeh kitteh must 2 nawt has tu much a angree cause issn no poyntee enz owt.
awwwww so cute
ACK!!!!!!!!!!! Pleez keep fingers and tender parts awai frum angry bebbeh kitteh.
[tucks self in]
[Walking phuny nao *waves*]
Ohai 3KM!
Nawt let tender dangly parts git kaught in kitteh klaws!
*bustiz owt laffin at a memree dat 3KM just ‘minded meh ub…*
Wut? [luks arownd]
Dat nawt phunny at awl.
Wut kinda sicko…razzin frazzin…
I fink MJ mighta gawt inspirayshun frum dis tho. ♪♫EEE HEEE♪♫
*wyps iiz*
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Sowwee, NC. Just da memree ub an ex-boifren meetin Buddy when there was *ahem* a flagpole.
*whis-purrs* Waz teh phunnee tew meh!
Oh yer so wrong…Wrong ai say…WRONG!!!1!
Unless yew taped it foar viral video oar AFV.
$cha-ching$
Heehee!! When mai big whiet boikitteh wuz just a littlol gui, him drawed bluds frum mai ebil xbf’s tender bits. Good kitteh! Fangs for teh memree, guise!
rawr
*EEP*
FEER MEH! Ai haz a FURROSHUS!
*DUBBLOL EEP*
*fffffffffftttttt*
Ai iz myttie! Heer mi rawr!
This feminist kitteh failed tew auscultate
wut teh hell yew were trying to say.
Warning: Ojects may be sharper den dey appear.
[seez PJ in teh mirror]
Yup. Dats wun
sharpsmart cookie!!1!Hey guys, just testing to make sure my coding is right(:
Test passed! Yew wuz goin’ foar Mt. McKinley, right?
Oh noes! I thunkd da an-sir was 42!
Iz teh answur Margaret Mead?
False.
oh yes, it wuz! but…wut iz teh kwestion?
Yes, it was.
awwww! ai loves teh tiny kettehs wif a fierce! well, okay, ai just loves teh tiny kettehs. um..and teh medium size wons. oh, yes, an teh large and xtra large wons!
Xtra fierce kittehs! WANT!
GMTA, Sunny…
Yes! Do want tineh babeh kittehs, allwayz! An de medium kittehs, an de heuge kittehs. I has a scard uv Bcumin te crazie kitteh laydeh.
but, but…wut iz rong wif being teh crazie? or the kitteh laydeh?
Oh, NC wat a wunnerful oath!! I will tayke that wun, much better than the wun dat starts with
Do yu take dis man tu bii yu lawfully wedded……
*snikker*
Dis oath yew howld up foar+1 fingurs tew symbolize awl the digits yew can use tew open gushifud cans, and cross yor hart and hoap tew neber git regulated by the SPCA.
<pre Dey git nite time heater and daily gushifuds and snorglolz
"Why iz yor truck always dirty?" *snerk*
*donze no wat to sayz* Schmooz to all da kittehs; snorglls, an gusshifuds…………
Ai jes installed wireless network today wut reaches owt here.
It wurks…YAY!
Awl teh…ahem…strays awr in wif “daddeh” nao.
*MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW MOW*
gib us gushifuds NOW
[cracks open 3 cans]
*scoop scoop, scoop scoop, scoop scoop*
*snarf snarf snarf*
Gotta go ‘fore mommeh komz owt here.
*snikker* Mommeh iz in bed lawng tiem ago.
piggeh orijn wun: *urp*
rest ob strays: nomnomnomnomnom
piggeh: Wut dat? Uh heater?
piggeh: Hmmmm…door, heater, door, heater…
piggeh: Yew wooden hab uh blanky unner dat bench, wood ya?
NC: slowly gits furniture blanky owt
Kitteh klan: nomnomnomnom
Piggeh: Door? Door? Owt da door?
NC: [lays blanky in frunt ob heater]
Piggeh: *peek* [rubs door] dis MINE!
Stray salt and pepper tabby: *urp* [saunters tew blanky]
strays: nomnomnom
Stray salt and pepper tabby: *plop* [looks at piggeh]
Piggeh: [Nonchalantly komz in and rubs heater]
Piggeh: dis MINE! [looks at tabby]
My old divas ar complainin “wer so hongry!” dey 8 all da gravey frum da gushie fuds. “opena new can!” Spoilt bratz.
*Pours more kibbles*
[czechs stray bowls]
Yup, gravy wuz nawt sekkund tew go.
Gushifud almost awl gone tew
Nobawdy haz notissed new kibble dispensor yet.
Dey awl finkin’: Why wii eetin’ inside tewnite?
Yooshually “daddeh” puts bowls awn udderside ob wall.
strays: [luk left] [luk rite] nomnomnom
strays: [start tew disperse] *urp* *urp* *urp*
Anudder salt and pepper tabby: [wanders tew blanky]
Anudder salt and pepper tabby: [biskits] DIS MEIN!!!
2 BC kittehs: [scamper outside on hill]
Cali: *plop* rite in frunt ob gushifud bowls “DEEZ MEIN”
Cali: PET MY BELLEH! *scritch scritch scritch*
Cali: *scootch scootch scootch* Ai iz fine rite here. Gnite!
Cali: Leeb dat door open tho wood ya?
*brrrrrr* Daddeh suddenly realizes…IZ COWLD OWT HERE!
Hang on…
Plz halp dem be fixified.
[cawls kittehs]
[BCs won't kom in]
[tries tew close door, but cali tried tew bolt]
[Piggeh and tabbies awr sleepin']
[decides tew leave door open, turns heater awf]
*brrrr* [daddeh cawls BCs and rattlolz kibble dispenser]
[piggeh and tabbies awake nao] Great.
Dats uh good idea PJ. Az soon az dey let meh hold dem, ai will take dem awl tew the V.E.T. Only the cali will let meh tuch her.
Sry…
wats da tiki bird think?
Tiki hazzn’t met dem yet. Dey awr shed kittehs.
Mommeh duzzn’t even gno dey exist.
Well…mehbee wun.
*shhh* Doan tell her ’bout the rest.
Crazy cat guy will lose hiz shed privileges (and allowance)
you bedder gedd plan.
BCs awr rite owtside. Ai can hear dem.
Tabbies are crunching away.
Ai fink BCs can hear it and wan sum kibblolz.
Where did piggeh go? Dammit!
Ai fink iz tiem for daddeh to go in the howse.
[leebs door open, clicks off lite, gnite kittehs]
@@@@@!!
Cute litlol blak spot onna rite phut. Kittn stil ferosh… um… belijurunt… hmm… pisst.
Oh, litlol blak freklol! Punkin has beeg freklols on da roof ob hermz mouff.
So cuteee! Skweeeeee!
Oh sweet innocent wuns.
Dis white kitten wif uh taby tawp side.
Izza hell cat (re)incarnate.
Run…RUN…RUN FOAR OR LIVES!!!
Noey haz bin reborn!
[taips upper lip tew protect from Xtreme-(pointy endz)-hookage]
[stawks up awn super glue]
hmmm, maybe teh black spot represents hims fierce! Iz there, but nawt awl grown up yet. Win teh whole paw pad turns black, run fur cubbers!
AI no wantz teh pointy ends of teh cat!!!
*Hidez under tablol*
an a big happy friedegg nyte and caturday morning tew awl! Teh Baron says sunny must go to snorglol teh tr0ll now, has transport duty in the morning fur teh tr0ll meds. schmoooooz!
Nitey nite, sunny!
[[[[sweeeeezzzzzzzzz sunny, tr00ll, Teh Baron]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
O noes! My hubbycat jus calld mii to de TV to see dis story on cat ladies. Dis gives me a sad for de purr kittehs and de pur laydees too.
crazy cat ladya>
Wow! I almoz does it rite, an te linkkee woks 2.
Heehee. O, an happee huhg a joow dai(lernded et aht skool)!
maybe that person shouldn’t dig their thumb fingernail deep into the cat’s throat. maybe that.
Cruel.
That is one uhappy kitty! lol!!!
You guys are mean.