It’s no fun once

It’s no fun once it’s off the roll. But thanks, anyway.
a toylet roll iz teh funnest fing evar!
Picture by: ALEX MYERS Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
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It’s no fun once it’s off the roll. But thanks, anyway.
a toylet roll iz teh funnest fing evar!
Picture by: ALEX MYERS Caption by: adiadv10 via Advanced Lol Builder
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It’s teh thort dat cownts!
Ohai nd congaz Anni !!
Thx PB!
Wood yew lyk a hawt drink nd a smorl jam tart on teh sorcer ?
* sootabull for dyebeeteze nd dyeterz, ob corse !! *
Thx. Dat mite gib me teh enerjee 2 get up an go owt!
Itz gud tu go owt. Maiks hoam seme niecer wen yu kum bak !
Troo, dat!
Bai fur naow.
Cat-ch yu laiter, Anni !!
ohai all!
gud on’ya Anni!
Wud u liek an Africat oh lay?
is:
Ingredienser:
4 cl Wild Africa Cream
2 cl Remy Martin VSOP cognac
4 cl strong hot cawfee
4 cl warm steemd milk
*reeds the recipee*
Put the alkolwhole inna heat resistant tumbler glass
pour over the cawfee and warm steemed milk.
I put a hole bunch over on da cawfee tablol over there – wif the candlols and the champayn truflols…
Enjoy!
*slinkers back tu wurk…*
Mmmmmm tat sounds berry guud. Eys operate machines so eyes will have mine after works. Meegwetch Nennepus.
Work safe clicky.
Ai alsew wil has tu putt myn awf untel laydur – itz onlee a foo minnitz affur nynayem heer, ai jsut gawt tu werkies (!!) , adn ai beddur nawt be staguren rown teh off iss BONK!-ing intu walz – nawt tihs erlee, N E wai. Wil B lurvlolee laydur, aifinkso!
Ais fussi wiv mai toiylet tisshoo
Ai spoze u haz hawt an drie – we haz cawld an wet and windee!
Tahtz no gud at orl !! Yesh, gud dai heer todai. Wuz 27C / 81 aftur 5 daze ober 31. Aive bean taiking adbantaje nd cycloling lotz.
Teh guvmints complaynen wi iz yoozen tuu mutsh worta (200 litres purr purrson purr day).
silly hoomin! no has a clue whotsoebbur!
.. adn beesiedz, kitteh onli yoozes kwilted tishooze !!
disdainful kitteh is full of disdain …
Wotta co-inky-dinc !! Ai gawt distain on mi collar taht woant wosh off !!
Ring around teh coller?
Ai cud sai lipstik, butt(!) Ai’d bi lying !!
Schmoo! nao u haz lipstik!
ring around teh collie! keeps teh goggies in line.
Good Moarnin ebbrwun! Fankies for teh gigglols bifoar ai goz awf tu werk! Hoap u getz dat stain awf yur collolar PB!
guud morning all. kittehs has a mullet.
Do you peeps have a cuddle puddle Fridays or something else?
Oooh- cuddle puddle sounds gud-*squeeze* 5 eagles!
Haz to go to werk nao-Bye!
{{{{luvscatsva}}}} stay safe at work.
cuddle puddle? DO WANT!!!! pweeaase? *pouncies awn 5 eagles* {{5 eagles}}
{{{{{honeycakerwaabazzoo}}}}} Fail blog has a cuddle puddle fridays what do you peeps do here on fridays? Are we allowed to run around naked?
*bearhugs HCR an 5eagles*
we usually has lotsof alkoholes…
but – after wurk of course!! which is in about 1 hr and 35 mins!
then I’m of to visit famblee, play ping pong, cards and have hungarian soop!
{{{nennepus}}}
Has a gud weekweekweekend, Nennepus, and njoy teh fambly visit! Iz going to Stralsund, there b oshun mewseum. And guided citty tour, so I hopes foar a few hours wif no rain and tololerablol winds…
alkoholes? hmmmm. nawt so gud 2day. I liek runnin ’round nekkid, butt nawt in Novembrrrrrr…
btw. I kin has abatar?
dis s’posed to go under Nennepus at 2:25. Stoopy WP. oar stoopy rabbit? U nebbur noe…
test…
42!!!
Mt McKinley!
ooh – noo abatart!!!
oooh – going to Stralsund!!!
*checks thyme – calculates hao long it takes to drive to trelleborg an jump on de furt ferry to sassnits an dribe to stralsund – find a parking spot (akshulleh the hardest part…) – and find HCR outside the town hall…*
*sigh* I could be there tomorrow morning!
2morrow morning b fine! Iz ownly goin to b there 2morrow rite b foar lunch! oooh Nennepus, I c we kud meet! {{{Nennepus}}}. Butt ur fambly fingy… Them nawt b happi wifout u! Mebbe I shud come 2 Oslo agin wun day!
yes – they wud be wondering wut I was doing… Wudda been fun though!!!
I love Stralsund – been there two summers inna row!
We saw Aida outdoors in the harbour…
Wudda been lubbly! Iz shure. Butt we has a sayin: “Aufgeschoben ist nicht aufgehoben.”, meenin “delayed is nawt cancelled”!
I thought wun day foar teh mewseum, wun day foar teh oshun science center-butt no, it b wun day foar bof and then wun day foar teh guided citty tour.
My screewed pryoretees, let me show u them…
Iz nebbur been to Stralsund b foar. It b time, Ifinkso. It b group awf students, so nawt so much freedom, butt still ok. Prolly waaaaay too littlol time foar teh oshun mewseum…
haff a day at the museum is more than enuff – even if u be oshuneggsperts… cute littlo ay kwarium douh! the oshun center was being builded when I was there last…
YAY! I kin has abatar! AND I kin has bloo! Hao ’bout silly brating wif a bottlol awf shampers? Shampers going off in 3…2…1 peng! ouchie, there b hole in teh ceiling. Sry ceiling cat, nawt meening to innerupt ur naps…
*pours shampers in lubbly flute glasses*
NEwun want?
YAY!
Shampayn!!
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
*hic*
*clinky glasses*
to teh abatar. And teh meeting NEwhare ’round teh Baltic wun day!
*sipsipsipsipsipsipsipsipsip*
teh screen, it b moving?
*narrows eyes and skwints*
oh yesh – aifink it is!
*hic*
Skål!
Skål!
*sipsipsip*
iz wurking awn oshun model, so mebee this s’possed to b? teh waves b rocking ma ‘puter?
TU skwarez?? TU skwarez???? Yu spekz mih tu plae wif TU SKWAREZ???!!! Stoopy hoomin!!
adn whut eggactule duz u eggspekt mii to do wif two sheets of toylet paperz?
cute
peace im out B)
finally