Oh, goody.
Oh, goody. Captain Obvious has gone bilingual.
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le chat no likes to chat
conga meis, swee’pea!
nauw ai mus bii awf!
Congrats, SP tawp an catena a cloes sekund!!
thnx!
still no caeks? cookees? crubms?granular of sugah?
mebbe a fancee french paystree.
mai oui! merci beau coup
Ai haz bean doin washin an irnin (dere iz a shortij uv YNGs heer) teh past 2 dais. Mite maek sum caek 2morro.
Shortj ov YNGs in LONDON???????
Oh, teh HYOOOJ Manatee!!
WHAT iz teh whirrrld coming to??
Duz SJ know??
It’s blowin haff a gayl an raynin liek a wadderfawl – ennee TNG wud catsh dere deff uv cawld!
Grrrr! crawss owt dat T an put a Y in instedd!
…sweetpea… whar your vewy hungra catterpiller go?
you mean upfi?
yooooooohoooooooo upfi, where are you??
i dunno sairys.
how you aer?
Aifink Upfi haz prollee gan 2 bed – iz haff pass midnite ware her libs!
wait, haff i been gon so long i furget hoo eberyone is? OH NOES!
Ai fink teh T iz fur tawl.
Temting
Testosterown
Turjid
Oops, off to NB…
Tall
Tanned
Taught
Tough
Tender…..
Ted….
Totally?
…Tasty Tite Tushies!
Ohai NCa66! Rember mai monitor issues? It wuz a capacitor. Bastid charjed mii $75 to fix it, tho!
Fargin ice holes!
Miserable cork-soakers!
Well, dats only half az bad as buying a gnu monitor, ai guess.
Oh yesh! I lubs me sum kyoot tushees!
Dey be hard to rezist.
And iffn dey iz wrapped in flannlol? Watch owt!!!1!
“Fargin ice holes” – LOL!!
Mmmm, flannlol buns…
Wrapped in flannlol?
I purrfurr wrapped in NUTTIN, hunny!
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Wut? Relee? Alrite.
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**heds to NB**
[joins red in nawty barn]
Nuttin’ honey, huh?
Well, wen dey is bear, dats wut ai dew.
Heds straight tew teh…oh wait…ai iz already here.
[grabs YNGurlinplaidflannlol...dansdansdanses]
R U Scottish…oar Canadian?
I can has YNG wif kyoot tushee, plz?
kthxgottagetahandfull….
[strips down]
[dons apron...dis uh PG site affur awl]
At yer serbice.
Can honorarily iron yew uh sum pleated muffins?
U maded ur tushee bulnerablol to ME?!?!?
Haz yoo nawt heerd teh roomur? Teh wun ware teh margajareeta maded me do…..um…..stuff?
Margajareeta?
No worries. Jose and ai awr gud fwends.
[dons sombrero] Awn mai hed!
No nawt dat hed, awn mai cabesa! CA-BE-SA!
Ai may bii crude, butt(!) ai iz mostly harmless…mostly.
Iz dat a sombrero ur warin, oar iz u happy to see me?
U has teh emayo.
ohai anni! i no see yooz in 2 weeks, i got my pooter wurkin and then it gotz a nasty troll on it that killerfied it
(wouldnt teh T protect frum mor rain tho?)
Ai fink a numbereller mite be moar yoose tho in dis wind, ptaps nawt!
Sowwee dat u hab bean habbin prollemz wiv teh pooter. Hab u gotted gud aunty birus purrtekshun naow?
Wye duz dat T keep pokin its faes in? Ai meend praps, nawt ptaps!
McAfee nowz, hopfully dat wurks
An nebber klikk awn linkies in suspishus messijis!
Wud sum burnt shugar almonds doo?
Ai maeded sum creeps suzetts if u wantz sum.
I told yew…
Ai iz jes following sweetpea for edjewmuhcayshunal porpoises.
And quit cawling meh Suzette.
do yu know NC well?
Wut dew yew mean? Inna bibliclol sense? EWWWW!
Srsly. Frank gnoes him beddur dan ai dew.
You r siblings, rite?
I dunno.
Wut dew yew cawl clones?
Xeroxlings?
Close enuff.
snerk!
Stoopy DID. Gets meh eberytime. Oh teh Huge Manatee.
Wud yoo laik teh conga mies to dan teh chat chat chat fur yoo??
Un deux chat chat chat!
oo oo. what happn’d to da conga rats?
Sum where bak ai red tehy hav teh day off!
Ai dont know WEHRE teh Dansing Gerblols ar.
An Ratiipuss’s baybee skwirrrls an otters – teh wuns she gotted frum cweenmj – she’s taeking tehm to dansing an singing lessins nao, yoo noe. An they hav a reelee cyoot littlol sho put together.
But itz WAAAY past there bedtaim nao.
well, we better call in the…9fanfare) TA DAH Merengue Skwirllols. They are still on NeeZooland time- you may recall, they were shipp’d off to train with the Ebil Little People in KimKiwi’s computer to learn to dance, and used the foundation skills of whippying cream to learn Merengue!!! trrrrr~~~~~~~~
*cue music*
♪Her naem was LOLa, she was a show skwirllol,
with parrtheads feathers in her hair
and a eerworm in the air…♪
lukehlee, soe iz basement cat.
Basement Cat duz NAWT appruv of dis nonsense.
Maeks a chaynj
Un gato del basemento
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Me quiero “gato abajo” mejor!
Teh sekrit tew teh Rosetta Stone software iz revealed…POST ITs
mann, i-allalys noed taht S*ware wuz obberprised, butt, dam!
Si Senor!
nice new abbatar NC
is yores a burdie. Sairys?
NC–whut duz teh sine say?
I could tell yew, but den ai wuld hab tew kill yew.
Just kidding.
Right click the abatar, select Copy Image Location/Address/etc.
Paste into a new browser window and change the 32 to 256.
You should be able to see the big pikshur then.
If nawt, let mii gno. I’ll tell yew the sekrit.
Yay! Ai maed it werk!
yeppers, dats my Birdie skittles on da porch in dah snow. he had to go checks it owt an i snappd a pikshur
El gato negro iz unhappi!!!
GN=BC?!?
GN: 7*14=98, 9+8=17
BC: 2*3=6
17+6=23 – Watch out Jim Carrey!!!
*ignorance plainly shows whilz skratchin hed in wunder*
*whispurs* wuz wun of carreys nawt so gud movies ref.
???
Ooooh – such a purtee BC!
*squeeeeeeeeeee*
Yo no habla espaniol.
(wurdpress messed up so i gotz no burdie in my ava)
no why did it do dat?
*haz a confuzzled*
Todai is sarkastik kitteh dai?
Ifinkso ebberdai is sarkastik kitteh dai at myne howse!
*cptn obveeus enters*
my werk hear is dun.
Butt yesh, mai kitteh tends to all wais be sarkastik too (eggscept fur dinner)!
I lubbed da momma an bebbeh kitteh LOL. Mayde mii skweee!
Oh, da cyute, and da sarkazm!!! FTT (fer teh tie)!!!
whut no kawfee?
2 laet at nite heer fur cawfee!
An tiem Ai went 2 bed!
G’nite awl – c u 2morro!
Gnite Anni
[waves]
u sai gato, ai sai gatto…
oar izza Katze…oar kot
lol this is AWESOME!!!
Mebbe Nettie iz teechifyin Celie teh espanyoal?
Yeah, captain obvious attacks. And he’s brazilian or portuguese, for the language is portuguese, not spanish. ^^\/
Peace.
FAIL
That is indeed spanish, in portuguese it would be “Um gato”
MY BAD, I though it was an “m”, not an “n”…
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That kitty’s eyes are really striking. o.o
this is no french…its spanish
French: un chat
spanish: un gato
Thank you sir, I couldn’t understand what was written.
I only know english and french.
In french, there is “un gateau” which means “cake” and I thought that was the reference. But then it should be cat….