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An put down teh kamra!
heh, i read that as “karma” .
Conga rats and Merengue Skwirllols!
Ai lubs teh purrrrrformin rodintz!
mebbee paws4thot will bring teh gerblols?
and maybe TessM has some Chipsmonks with Salsa?
*conga rats danz in formations*
*Merengue Skwirllols [artists formerly known as Whippy cream Skwirlols before sent for rehab to Kim Kiwi] whippywhippy feet so fast they aer a blurrrrrr*
oooo they have reache’d their peak! Leeza b, you got some pi on which to put teh merengue ?
♪Her name was Lol uh,
♪she was a show skwirllol…
♪with parrothead’s fetthers in her hair…
NOOOO!!! eeeerwurm!!!
[contimews]
♪and a eerwurm in the air
coz dey bii sirculs.
Felineishi fashuns
*an, at a dis stance, teh mice continuz gettin der XR cise*
*various eyes keep site uv teh feline, JIC.
… and kiss ur shoe collection goodbye.
*ponders* Did Imelolda Marcos has kittehs?
I is NAWT kissin any shoes!! STN!
U is not a shoo smooer?
not as far as you know!
altho I has shmooed a heel before….
Been there, hugged THAT.
now, don’t start getting corny.
Is u being fasciitious?
I think u nailed it LCB.
Hmm taht’s kwite a feete!
I has had enuff of these arch comments.
Butt (!) ai thort yu were teh lyf and sole of teh partee.
you two bettur toe teh line or you’ll get kikked off teh thred!
I wont mayke a corny comment..
You guys; I give you an inch and you take a foot.
Iz hard to keep going on a shoo-string budget
wood a shoostring budjit be enuff to go to Lilliput an see John Bunion?
She’z usuallee in step wif ebreething!
An feed me
Owt heer noms runz awai frum me.
betr get bizzee wif dat gushi-fud opnur…
In Soviet Russia runaways nom yew.
I hazza grumpy!
Yu can klect teh hole set – lyk sno wite did
(yoo hassa happeh, pj…too down and fibe 2 go!)
oar ai slash dose tyrez
Ai yam tyred ob yor slashing.
[puts liddlol acrylic caps awn catenas pointy endz]
The owtsyde! Itz tuching meh!! Getitawfgetitawfgetitawf!!!!
Ai hayte it wen dat happens!!!
or u will pay latur!
is teh pi stall open today? We can has lotsa merengue…
oh yesh yesh yesh!
*runs to the bak*
*pulls cart out from behind Mt McKinley*
*brushs off dust and rockslides*
hoo wants pi??
what kind chew got dere?
Gots any shoo-troll pi?
is it leik shoo fly pi? except wiffout teh fly, and plus de troll?
*consults with Igor*
why YES!
here, we have some right here…
oh, just ignore that smoke coming off, there.
* sniff sniff *
Duz ai smells shoo troll pi?
Ai can haz sum pls?
but of corse!
with whippy creem or without?
Wif plsthx
but… wate! if I gives u it, will it shoos you away??
Onlee wun wai tu find aowt.
If ai shoos can ai cum back foar more pi?
but but what if I dont want u to shoo??
ok…. let’s see wut happens.
*holds out pi ala whippy creem with a tentative*
Fank U.
* taeks teh pi adn hedz tu teh swamp behine teh meadow tu haz it. *
Ai hoep so. Ai haz teh bushlol uf Stayman-Winesapp applols dat needz tu be inna pi.
Trubble, yu haz fownd it.
an den ai weel KEEEL u! aftur noms, uv corse.
I hatez u so much rite now
Teh eggspreshun awn teh faice!!!!
Yesh! Dats teh one!!!
I cn nebr seem 2 catch de cyoot eggz preshuns wen i tak de pitchurs ob de kittehs.
I’z nawt amused. U know wut happins wen I’z nawt amused, rite?
Ooh! Ooh! Me! Pick me!
When u is teh not amused u:
Arrange for ur hooman to be audited by teh IRS.
Behaved erratically. Moar so than usual, even.
Claw teh furnitures and ur human’s hed.
D…
Destroy something expensive
Eat your fud when you not looking
Fling kitteh litter hin and yon
G…
Giv bak ur fuds….
Hork up hayrblz on teh hallway carpit…
Ignorify teh hyoomins wen dey sez nawt to skratch stuff…
J…
Jump owt from behynd teh sofa adn atak yu
Killify yur soks
Leev offrings in yur shoos
Mayk konfetti wiv yur toylet payper
N….
Noms yur faborit plantz
Opins de scrrem dor an sniks out ob de hous
Putz kitteh hair in de freezr
Quitz eetin hur fud
R…
Nok obber hooman’s eggspensiv vase;
Open hooman’s drawer nd git hare on der sweatahs;
Poopie again in deh corner;
Qwikrunowtdedoor;
R . . .
Rips da kurtins tu shredz
Start yowlin et free inna moarnin
Taik yur stufs an hied et unner da furnitchoor
U…
Upendses teh plantz awn teh karputt
Veri karefuellolee poopz in yur fayvret shooz
Waytz unntell yu are sleapen tu POWNS
X …
Digs up ur hooman’s seedlings n his gardn;
Eats ur hooman’s fuds after putin ur paw on dem;
Finds a corner to poopie in;
G . . .
plz 2 b removin’ de s’s frum mah vowls — eben mah lolspeek gramar b incorrect! : oops :
try de weirdy smile agin:
Donut wurry zippytehpeot, lolspeek spellifying adn grammer kan nebber be rong!
Danks fer teh encor, uh, encur, um, suport, MM!
yu wuddnt lyk mii wen aim engree….
Gamma ray kitteh counts to ten…err…eight?!
Hoomin sez *ai’m nawt tuchin yew*
Kitteh sez *yew bettur bih graytfule foar taht*
Let meh in and U libs! NAO!
OwO … grrrr
Ai iz nawt amoosed! Hoomin! U die….after u feeds meh gushifuds!
Goonytez awl yu lubblollee cheezpeepz! Has a nais weekweekweekie-endz! Ai izz lowaseng teh off iss, goeng hoam, getting intu teh beddibye, pulleng teh cubbers ober mai hed, adn nawt kumeng owt until basement freazes obur … itz bean wunna does daiz … *hedbonks adn schmoos*
Nite Nitey Italiana! Hedbonks & purrs!! {{{{{Italiana}}}}}}
G’nite Italiana, sleep tite adn enjoi yur weekweekweekend
schmoo
pREDDY street!
My powers ob purrswayshun, let mii show dem tew yew.
Mai powaz ob obsurvayshun, Ai jus seen yor nyu abbattoir … hee, hee !!
*
* Sabe teh terkeez !!
Ohai PB, wotcha doin hear at tihs tym of dai?
Ohai minminsmum !! Seamz ai karnt kepe awai ….
Iz 9:30 Caturdai nd ai woz bowt tu go tu teh soopamarket, sew isle sea yu leighter !! Shmoo {{mmm}}
schmoo PB – haz a naice shop!
Ohai, PB, ifffn yore going shawping, eye kneed sum shmampoo, too!
(LOL-la!)
Tihs hansume kitteh luks like my sissy’s Jack kitteh
He scowls too!!
I see pinkee toe padz!
Titen ur chrg adn luk at teh lastest lol. But nawt wiffowt teh BGGs
I dun seen it.
Teh mahm kitteh remynz me of Josie.
I has to ware my CHRG at hoam now too.
Rite now, Sarah iz layin awn teh cowch nexst to me, awn hur bak wif hur belleh an pawz up inna ayre!
Hazel teeched her via kittehpathic beems
Hazel haz teh Holy Grail of teh Floofy Bellehs!
Can Hazel teech Dini too? Dini nawt lyk wen I rub hur belleh.
Maybe yoo cud trai uzing teh dukee taype an taype hur feet together?
LOL!! Oar not!
Hazel hab likliklikked awl her whyte belleh floof orf
Oh NOEZ!! Iz she under sum kind ov stress???
Barney duz taht sumtaims – he duzzn’t tell me wai!
Stress. *nods* Mmmhmmm.
Skippy duz dat tew (near himz butt handlol) until ai hold em
(and squeeze him and cawl him Jorj)
…foar a few days, til hii decide hii has had enuff
and wants to go bak in hiz cupboard.
Eggstra gusshifuds halps tew.
If Hazel nawt lyk hur noo brudders, hur can come libs wif me.
*snerk*
Ai read dat az kitteh “pathetic” beams at nawt sekkund.
Poor Hazel.
lol!
Hazel be fine. She juss ignorifyin teh bois.Her is onlee piffed abowt teh catflap being lokked..on teh plus side for her, she can dribe me batty playin the lemmeowtlemmein gayme
Oh dats kitteh favorite game.
lemmeowtlemmein!
[opens door]
knaolemmeowtlemmeowt!
[opens door]
knaolemmeowtlemmein!
[opens door]
knaolemmeowtlemmeowt!
[opens door]
knaolemmeowtlemmein!
[opens door]
knaolemmeowtlemmeowt!
[opens door]
…elebenty!
Ennybodee wanna eerwurm ?
Wrong in SOOOOOOO many ways.
I love it!
yes it is hilarius wat r u goin to do about it kitteh?