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Cawl teh fyremans!!
*”dials” 9elebenty*
HewoH? firemyns? we need halp!!
noooooooooes don’t put me on hoold!!!!!!!11
“9elebenth, watz yer emerjincy?”
*pops up temporarlolly from kwiksand*
oh, and conga rats, and merengue skwirrlols!
*head disappears below surface*
*blb*
* poeks elebentee fut pole intu teh kwiksands,
stur until teh tendrils is rapped arown teh pole.
Pull teh pole aowt uf teh kwiksands *
fangs!
throw me a rooooooooooooooooooooooooope aaaaaaaay
*blub* *blub* *blb* *b*
* frows SP teh roep *
What U sed “frow meh teh roep” Ai frowed U teh roep. U nawt sez onlee frow wun end.
*blb*
*onlookers mutter, thotted he could halp, but…frayed knot*
*throws up da roep* Pleh!
Rope is not tastee wifout teh mousetard!
adn teh ouchouchhot sawce!
*faycepaw*
Nuthin quik goin on hear!
Finkso kitteh iz being fuseeshus. if iz qkiw snad beddur hurreez. slo sand, nawt so muxh.
*Strollz ober tu admire deh kitteh in deh slow sand.
oh hai grma!!
I can haz redbull?
* paynts teh meen bull red *
Shur him iz rite ober der wif teh mad luuk awn himz fayse.
Wood RedBull wings work under teh kwiksand?
Ohai, mai cween, ar yu stil heer? ai wented orf tu plai sumfing els fur sum wilez nd naow itz tiem fur kukking up sum fudz arown heer. Boring! Wuz heering sumfing abowt yur going tu jurmnee nekz munf. such gaddingz abowt. Yu can taikz yu aon pilo su yu can slepe?
hello agin….. yes, jamama adn Janet adn Teasel adn I b going on a cruuze down deh Danube. *Waltz, tu, free, waltz, tu, free* will b deh funz, Ifinso. Lukking at at casslolz adn cat~heedrullz adn such.
An Mooo zeeeums! An awl teh Kristkkindle Markets. An maybee a palace oar too!
Tra lah la la laaaaa
la lah
la lah
Tra lah la la laaaaa
tra lah
la lah
Stoopie Goggie!
“Try It” he says – “New Litterbox” he says.
If I get out of here…
“It’s warm an furry” he says “It gibs gud snoggols” he says
“&*^%$#@ goggie!!!!!
Zen kitteh is one with himz surroundings
Ai wundur if CC iz standin on teh bebbeh BC’s hed unner all dat “kwiksand.”
i wuz wundring dat maisef!!
Will kitteh find an ROUS affter he scaypes teh sand?
Nobody knows – nobody has survived teh three terrorz of teh kittehswamp…
1. dey wakez himz up
2. dey splash himz wiff water
3. dey ticklol da liddol pinkee toes…oh nose!
Rodintz Of Unusual Siez? Ai donut fink dey egg-cyst.
Ub korse wii egg-cyst.
eeeckkk!!!!
Uv coarse they eggsist! but! only ifn yoo haz troo love!
Don’t you mean twue wuv?
But kitteh did a gud job with teh waterspurtz!
darn you, nesting
*shakes fist*
An updayt fr ebreewun hu joynd teh partee in Yarnia in selleebrayshun uv mah fren’z noo kitteh. Hiz naym nao uffishulee b “Linus.” He haz nao moovd frum hiz inishul wun rume konfainmint tu x-plorin teh hows. He laikz tu sleep awn teh chayr.
duz him haz hiz own blankie?
Ohai, LOLDemon! yur bloo name linkee seems tew be borked. am seeing a lot uv taht lately, yesterday was mine taht was borked.
Iz werkin nao, mebbee? Fanks fr teh hedz up.
Sno~bawll Kitteh needz
Lyfe~lyne 2 resskews hurs frum
dis pre~dikk~amentz!
Sno~bawll Kitteh amz
berreh reelakkdz so hurz woan’tz
seenkz daown 2 kwikklee!!
Sno~bawll Kitteh coodz
tryz Bunneh Kikkz wunnss hurz getz
Prittee Wun’z Lyfe~lyne!!!
Jack.
snobawl kitteh haz a gud plan, ifinkso!
My love for you is deep.
So deep that it has a bottom
for without the bottom I can not feel.
floating is love light as air
warm air is low from the lair.
guide my light to the loving air.
Touch is the electrify shock
Charged with energy to the time clock
Embrace I will not without fire wind air and water.
5 eagles
( Thanks Jack for the inspiration)
!!!!!!!!!!!!
klappity klappity, 5 eagles!
lolland iz gud place to be eggspressive, aifinkso!
How doez da quiksand haz fuzzy? Ai iz confyuzd.
Hrmmmm….sensez a theem heer btwn dis wun n “Blakhedd”…. Wut U fink, peepz? (felines sunkin into white stuphff)
Wut iz this “Blakhedd?”
it wuz a pikkie a few back.
fownd it! fankees, OnleeKitteh, ai gets a liddle behind sumtymez!
*sigh*
Wishis ai cud get a liddol behind sumtymes – mien jus kiips gedding biggur.
Looks like “slow-sand” tew meh!
It iz tru! kittehs du uze teh sarcasm.
looool, what the hell is that anyway?
I’ve been wondering the same thing.
Sarcasm? Nebber herd ob it.
Doug Piranha kitteh uzez sarcasm… him knoz all teh trix… dramatik ironee, mettafor, bathos, punz, parodee, litotes adn sattirez…
…Dinsdale? Dinsdale?…
Unless the cat is carrying a very heavy load (like a full backpack) that makes him less bouyant, he or she will only sink to their chest or shoulders. Since quicksand and thin mud are more dense than water, it is easier to float, and almost impossible to sink completely under!
Can we pleeease kill this myth about teh quacksand!
I would sooner sink in ice cream and eat mah weigh out!
O, Ai seez! Taht must be why teh kitteh looks so nawt conserned, aifinkso! Floatin’ comfterblee in teh nies warm fuzzy mudz! (Oar nawt.)
Wowz! Never had a LOL make it to the front page!
Congrats, kurichai! Strong workz! Thanx for teh gigglol.
Mennee Happetayl CongaRats tu yu!! Yu dus beri gud werks!!
how did zey do zat?
Dew wot?
That cat is so funny the way it is in the white thing like quicksand. You can barely see it because those that both white. I think it is better for quicksand jokes to use sand colors like yellow though.
I can’t decide if you’re being serious or if you’re just trying to push buttons…