c dis? dis is teh motherboard
c dis? dis is teh motherboard and dis…. r u listening to meh?
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teck kitteh triez tu halp
conga rats and merengue skwirrlols, w00t!
fankees11!
ohai anni, sweetpea an gremlin….
shal we dans dans ober too teh ty-bootike ?
Yiss lets! Ai wanna see teh nyoo Krissmus raynj!
Techy kitteh!
techy kitteh is a bit tetchy
computers make me catatonic sry
and dis R teh FATHERbord!
0, brudder.
I hear u, sister.
I shudda sed: fath-r-BORED.
Phunneh hao teh best respawnses yusually coem to me a day or two laytur . . .
delayed funneh, u haz it!!!
Focus, hyoomin!!
sowwy! tryin not tew splort!
Ill hold your head, now concentrate!
butt! teh kitteh has green eyes! an a pinkee nose!!!
*holds on teh CHRG*
jus liek mai Chessie…
*titens titer*
ai will putt mennee kitteh hayrs inn heer… u noe it runz beddur!
ai wuz wundrin iffin teck kitteh haz an phlonquais tu runn dat lil backoom?
luuks liek teh kitteh iz yousin MaiSkwrrl tew.
kitteh needz hims a new pooter
dat ones is srsly oldings
Ai pais U tu fixifie it nawt tell meh whut teh peecis are… U nawt dun bai teh tyme teh cheezburgurs is dun, ai hire teh goggie!!
ohai ther, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kamikaze2Dodo an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed yummy fudjy burfday caeks, tasty cherry cake wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite u pwen tehy bownse, Offishul Sekrit Ajint walkie-tawkies, kandee, an colur-it-yorself blakk velvit firemanz an firewimmins posters wif glo-in-teh dark crayns!!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
oooh….ai wans an fyreman!
tu kulor ob kors…
*kulor…kulor…kulor*
fankees burfdai fairy!
pssst willyboy how does she know all the birfdays?
5 eagles…teh birfday fairy noes EBBRYFING!!!
shih’z laik Sandy Paws taht wae!! – butt (!!) shih onlee has a GUD liszt – nawt a nawty wun, aifinkso.
yu needz tu bee hur fren – an tel hur yur birfday iffin ets nawt awn yur profile
klikee awn hur naim ad sende fren rekwest…
fangQ burfday fairy!!!! happytales birfdai to Kamikaze2Dodo!!!
*nomnomnom teh fudjy cayke*
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh!
Es sloe netwerk because u used old Eethernet cabull.
U needs a CAT 5 cabel.
Hello, halp desk? O hai, this is LCB. How u is? Mm-hmm. Yeah? That’s too bad. I hear that there’s a ointment for that.
Anyways, I is teh calling for a CAT5 Cablol. U has? I has one CAT here, mabye u can just send 4 moar? WHut? Whut color? O I dunno. Can u send me a assortment? kthx.
LMAO LCB…..
Um…. duzzint u haz two CATs?
Hao beez Liam & Zoe, ennywaiz?
Yes I does but they is teh home kittehs, not teh office kittehs. Eggsept when I is working in my home office. But at work I has one kitteh, a vry floofy swoft plush kitteh that my cowerker gived me for my birfday.
Teh Liam and teh Zoe is teh fine, kthx. CLick my name and look at teh cat pix and u’ll see one from teh other day when they was napping near each other.
How u is? Much moar betterer, I hope?
arky olijest kitteh teechez abowt histreez uv teh compyoodurz uv aynshent tymz – laik fyv yeeryeeryeerz agoe …
Yu has to pay ‘tenshuns! Wuns yu gets dis lerned, I show you how to set teh time on yr DVD masheen!
Kthx, tech kitteh. After teh DVD, can u show me how to do teh toaster? I keep getting teh Burnt to a Crispitty Crisp when I want Not Quite So Singed, Ackshully.
***NOWNCEMENT*****
Klikkie mai blooness to see teh gnu Tidfambly members,Reeves an Mortimer
Mortimer has the Burglerizin mask an Reeves has teh brown fayce .
Put on yor CHRG(wdoi)s an rapprapprapp teh dukkee taype extry tite.
You has been warned…..
OOOooohhhhh! WANT!
**mayks planz to go to “bisit” teh Tidhowse wen dere nawt hoam**
*pouts*
I no can see teh kittehs! Did u put a anti-burglarization alarum onnem or somethign?
oh noes!!! they is in my pics.
If yoo cab’t see tehm heer, I madid a ablum awn Faceache
ai due nawt noe da faisbuk … kin du linkee?
pleeez?
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dunno if dis will werk….. dun ferget to take teh space owt tween teh h an teh t
Dat werked fur me. Dey is ADORABBUBBLE!!!!!! Gud fing I haz ma CHRG onz egg-straw tight wif lot uv dukkee taypez.
werked for me tew!! tehy is sooooo kyoot!
SSSSQQQUUUUEEEEE!!!!
oh dat wurked
oh mai, da kewtnis………… *swoon*
wan da wun wif da pinkee noes…
noe, wan da wun wif an maske…
ai lieks da konbenently lokaetid rol ob tishoo jest abobe lidderbaux
Ai iz sined in, but ai onlee seez 16 pics on ur profile & dey duzzint appeer to be Reeves & Mortimer.
*rillee rillee wantz to see teh bebbehs*
I know! Same happened to me.
U wanna go outside wif me and split a order of worms?
go tu linkee uptred iz awn faisbuk…
**whispurrs**
Dey iz awn teh FB….
Yabbut she sed to click her blooness and I did and I didn’t see them and I panicked and then I fainted for a little bit and then I thought they might be on teh FB and then I remebered I wasn’t logged in and then I *pauses for a deep breff* O look! a bird!
*titens dukkee adn goosee tayp, tehn kliks on tidmum*
oh dey r teh moast byootimus kittehs, gud job ai had teh splort warning before kliking!
Wen did tehy kum owt from under teh sofa?
we had to purrrswade dem owt lass nite.
Today tehy is confined to teh downstares baffrume,hallway an kichin.
We kin catchyfy tehm moar bedder
Reeves purrrrred tonite wen we played ‘chase teh red dotty fing’
Mortimer Purrrrrred an offerd me hims belleh lass nite
Tehy sune be knowin taht yu be tehyre frenz adn probiders ov teh nommynoms adn teh lubs adn snorgles adn teh furrebber happytayle hoem, adn nawt be hydin ennehmoar
butt……… *snivel*……….ai wint dere an dere wuz noe pichoors ob babehs
lawts ob floof ob da ful growd kine but noe babehs..
tehy has teh brown fayce, mask fayce an eer floof.
15 week old bebbehs
i canna see tehm either! tho teh big kiteeh is kyoot!
Dat be Hazel.
I gots dibz awn hur!
den i has dibs on teh bebbehs! to look at in teh sunshine, of course!
Concratulashuns! Do want!
Wayt, whut?
O, is NAWT posed tu bii awl in peeces? Hmm… well, in taht case… umm… doggeh deed eet, uh huh, yesh.
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
* taps teh fresh keg uf guinness *
Naow hoo iz gunna shaer dis wif meh?
mmmMMMmmm sownds gud tu meh!!!
* opens HYOOGE bag ob gen-yu-whine TTI pork scratchings adn offurs dem arownd *
*reeches in a grabbypaws*
krunchkrunchkrunch…NOM!!
Fanks ScroogeMcPig.
O hai, SMP. Has u seen le plonquais de moi? I is getting teh vry worried. Even Mick noticed he hasn’t been around.
Ohai LCB, aifinkso hims is habbing a seereus case ob RLS rite nao; teh paypurwerks is blokking teh eggsit frum hims cyoobiclol…
awlso, yu nose hao hims does NAWT liek lolmas adn dere is LAWTS ob lolmassy type stuffs arownd awlreddy so hims has scented meh owt insted. * nod nod *
Hao yu is aneewai?
But… but… I thinked that for some reason he would be teh vry happy this year at teh lolmas time. Not least because he knoes he is teh elolgible for a bonus.
I is havening some RLS myself, though, which is why I actually miss that silly piggeh. My laundries aren’t gonna does themselfs, u knoes.
Hmm… whut kine ob bonus? * has a suspishus *
Yu shud do whut wii piggehs does adn juss has won owtfeet, go swimmy in eet wonce a week week week adn hey presto! is cleen!
That’s anohter thing: Fronk is all ready to start making teh piggeh’s new otter-print uniform but he has to measure GP’s inside leg first. And, for some reason, his outside voice.
U Teeched teh ottes tu print! Ai finked dem onlee noewed teh cursib!
ooo does taht meen wii is aloud tu using ower owtsyde boices insyde nao? * has a hopeful *
No, it does not! I has already replacified teh priceless Mung vases elebenty times this past year, mainly due to piggeh wailing, and also some piggeh dirtbiking in teh libbing room.
hmm… so, iffn yu donut liek teh piggeh wailing, wai does yu inseest on hedbatting him so mush?
awlso, iffn eet is reely IS a libbing ruum, wai does eet has dirtbike tracks awl ober eet? huh? HUH?
Plz to givin teh piggeh my simpafees. I iz in teh similolar bote.
Az a mattur of fack, I iz seryuslee considerin likwid dinnur tonite.
Wanna joyn me?
I nawt in charj of teh bote. I jes a hapliss passinjur.
LCB – I finkso I mite be follerin in ur fuut-stepz.
Foar a whiel, I thot dat I had STOLDED my kitteh!
Red, Catburglolar-in-traynin
Sumwun wuz luuking fur teh SC kitteh?
Sorta-kinda.
My naybur tolded me dat sumwun wuz luukin foar hur, butt hur nawt fink dat purrson “owned” teh kitteh.
Sarah nawt goin ENNYWARE! Hur wuz a stray foar at leest 2 weeks befoar I bringed hur in, plus hur nawt had ennyware warm to sleeping an wuz seen diggin in teh dumpstur foar fuds.
ohai Red!
has Sarah figured out the principlol of “da bawks” yet??
Sadlee, nope.
Hur haz sum gastrik ishoos, so wii iz consentraytin awn gettin dat werked owt nawt-sekkund.
oh – poor bebbeh… *sends heeling beems – sprinkloled wif a little litterboks wisdum*
and all my sympathies to you…
Fanks, Nenne.
Iz bad enuf I has to deel wif “it” at werk, an den I comez hoam an haz to cleen “it” up.
**beeg sad SIGH**
Tekk~Suppoartz Kitteh
lubz t2h Bawkz wiff Pisskettee.
Wawntz 2 Nomz dem awwwlll!
Pisskettee inz awll
shaypz, lengthz andz cullurrz. Awllso
habz wyde lazawnnyah!!
Cawmpewturr Pawsta
may nawtz beez Nommee, butz amz
lawtza ‘Phunn!’ playz wiff!!!
Pisskettee Kitteh
habz lawtz feengz 2 tugz awn andz
fyndz owtz howz dem wurkz!!!
Jack.
Oar…howz dem duzzent wurks
Gud wun, Jack!
Altho…..u did mayk me has a hongree.
**dragz sopebocks in an stanz awn it**
A-HEM!
Doods, iz cawled a BELT! Dey iz nawt teh pricey at awl. GO BUY WUN!
**climz awf sopebocks an dragz it awf**
Whut U nawt liek mai spendurs? Dem wurks beddur den teh belt aifinkso.
Nope, spendurz be fien, az lawng az dey keep ur pantz frum fawlin down.
I’m sik sik sik of seein guies’ unnerwares! Onlee wanna see dem ifn himz gettin nekkid wif me.
Only wantz to see dem on da floor?
Yah, dats ware dey shud end up.
This cat is actually pointing to the cpu fan ….
If that’s the motherboard, why is he pointing at the fan? Stupid kitteh