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Iz prettee!
yay!
Taupe of the pyle-Anni is on top of the pyle!!!
Tee an shortbreads for all!!
and – they have kyoot winter kitteh fings at the ty boote-eek! teecups and saucers, pretty boksis an lots of uther stuff! ai even fink there are bobble-hedded turkeys for fanksgibbon…
bobble hedded turkeys. I used to wurk wif sum of those.
Sum peepl aer liek Slinkies – cumpleetlee yooseless, but gib u a smyle wen u poosh dem doun stayres!
*snerk*
*sigh*
havent we all!!!
oki – homewurd bound!
have a lovely day today!
and its surprisingleh kolorfull!!
teh kitteh cant beleef his/hurs eyeses!
I must be a lyon!
ooh – gud wun!!!
a plate of @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ for u!!!
Awww… dis un iz luvly!
<3
eep!! dont luk TessM!
she might faint!
reeadi ♪ geetu set GOOOO ! …… .. but. but. but.. in aoul actuuali ai connfuz………. . . . ♪. .. … . . . …this ONE !
Ohai ebrebuddy. I haz request plz. (I can has job?) I iz goin 2 tak test for typietypietypiewivaquikness. Den mayB intorvyiew, den mayB job? Plz send sum pryrs nd beems dis way. OKthnxbai.
BEAMS for fast and akkurate flyin’ fingers!!!!
Hoep u do beddur dan Ai did wen Ai had a tieping test – Ai manajd `bowt 3 liens in 10 minnits wiv lossa mistaeks (stil got teh job tho!)
*beemsbeemsbeemsbeems*
*may my fingurs be like ledd an awl the fingurrswiffakwikness fly over the tlantic to 2CW!!!*
Gud lukk!
Beemsbeemsbeems awn high foar u! May ur fingurs b teh fliyng obur teh keybored liek teh swifts obur teh roofs! Gud luck wif ebbryfing!!!
Lawts of beems furr teh kwikiefingas, adn teh nawt makin mistaik tie-pin. Mai finga are crawst furr yu so ai’z nawt tie-pin so fast akshully!
{{{BEEMS}}} tu yu for teh kwiknes uv finngurrz!!
feengers, toez, eyez an ebreefing crossed fer u. beamitybeamitybeamity!!
U can haz mai fingurkwiknes too – tehn ai wil bee as nawtkwik as mai co-nawt-wurkers. Gud luk, ans Ai hopes U gets teh intervuu and teh jobby-job too!
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Oopsie….. nawt turn owt liek I thought. Lemme tries again.
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Ofanky all. Te test Iz do Ok an resuimee sumbmmited–naow haz 2 waite 4 te fone 2 ringz.
waite waite waite ………….
Um . . . *luksarownd* . . . This is a verreh pritteh pikshor, but . . . pleez to kayrfully supervise yor kittehs when they ar playin with strings and yarn. Kittehs kin swaller such fings and has major trubbels.
We lubs owr kittehs and wants them to be sayfe. So pleez to praktiss “safe yarnage” with yoor kittehs, kthx, so yor kittehs will liv long and prospurr.
Thus endeth yor publick serviss nowns mint. Nao bak to yor reglarly skejuled lols. *slinks away wif a kwikniss, lest she be labeled a yoo-noes-whut*
Noe, dat iz sensiblol adbies, Aifink.
{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}}
Dat b a gud reminderer, Gremlin.
Dere b a nice way tu adn a troll way…. u duz it wif deh niecenesses.
I tryed to say it wif a nyceniss. Yoo noes, I wurries bowt teh kittehs, be they mah own beluvved behbeh or sumwun elz’s.
*whispurrs* A sweet laydee I wurks with akshuly lost a kitteh frum teh yarn eeting. Kitteh luvvd to play wit yarn and they didn’t noes teh kitteh wuz EETING it on teh sly.
Teh kitteh wuz sik, they took it to V-E-T, and teh V-E-T culdnt sayv it, teh yarn got awl balled up insyd it. That beluvved kitteh dyed. Is troo. I noes teh laydee and she has pikshor of teh beluvved lost kitteh on her desk. *sniffle*
Iz alaways skird uv te string an te thread 2–sam ting.
LMAO – IT REMINDS ME OF THAT SCENE IN “SCARFACE” — With a huge pile of “Treats” on the desk!
*kitteh fawls faise-furst inno hayuge yarn pyle*
has anyones profile disappeared?
myne is were its supposed tu bee… eggsept for being bloo dat is…
yesh, wen ai tri tew goe tew mai profyle ai gettin a “dese r nawt teh lols ur lookin fer” error messidge
ditto, Whisky Tango Foxtrot…..over.
I am beginning to wonder just who I p-o’d this time.
Werked fur mii.
Yoo has angered teh grate poo-ba uv teh interwebs, SHD.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot – *finally gets it* *GUFFAW!!!!! CHORTLE!*
(mii hubbycat wuz Air Force–amaaazing wot U lern.
iz happnin wen ai tri tew klik awn aneewun elses bloo naim tew
deed u awl vote meh awf teh eyeland er sumfin? *sobs*
hao straynj – everthing wurks purrfektleh here… I is in fyrefox…
myne izz fyne alsotu.
Ai juss klikked awn ur bloo naem an got ur profiel an myne seems OK 2.
Nevur!
*ties wun end of yarns to palm tree, wun end to BF473, wif plentee ub eggstra for jumping ober, an playin wif, and draggin in frunt of teh kittehs…*
Mii too, ai’z getting teh saem messij
Mii too, ai’z gettin teh saem messij
Adn nao stoopee weird pretzel is tellin mi to slo down
*tattle mode engaged*
Mooooom! Teh uvver kids r playin in mai profyle an tehy wont let meh play!!! Waaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Wordroeb. No, I getz heer fru majik yarn drawr.
Ebreewun kan haz a hapee! Mah frend hu had a kitteh leev veree suddinly an unekspektidlee fr teh Bridj a fyoo munfz bak haz udawptid noo kitteh! Himz b a for-yeer-oeld tukseedo wif teh kyootist littul blak noez. Last I spoek tu mah frend he had nawt kwait disaided wut tu kawl him, and had nawt yet introdoosd him to kurrint rezeedent kitteh, but ebreefing seemz tu b gowin smoovlee sew far. I iz hopin tew go an meet him sumtaim sune.
Noo kitteh FTW!
yay for noo doptyfied kitteh!
Shampers and cheezpuffs for all!
Ai haz a happee furr teh kitteh finding a furrebber hoam
Yaaaaaaaaaaaayy!
yay!
OOH – pritteh sylvur strypee kitteh kan kroshay a raynboe – mayk ebree adn tehr buddyz dae tu has a happee adn brite!!
i can haz yarnia?
i will skweez dem n twistee dem n call dem mine!1!
adn mebbee eben nit yu a jumper!
nitted kitteh jumpurz r teh bestest!
it luuks tew meh lyke sum kitteh haz alreddy bean playin in teh middlol dere, gloreeous raynbow tangly floof pyle!
Plz : wats “yarnia” ? =D
Iz Narnia (lyon which adn wardrobe) butt teh woollee bershun!!!
Uh, fanks !
Just thought I’d pop in to let you guys know I’m still alive. I finks I furgots hau 2 speek teh LOLspeek!
Welkom bak!!
ManfredMom!!! It be Yoo!!!!! LOLspeak is lyke riding a bike; I finds yoo NEVER forgets hao to misspell, onlee hao to spelld! *snikker*
Hao yoo be? WELKUM BAK!!!!
Welkum bak, ManfredMom! {{{{{ManfredMom}}}} U nawt forget! U do fine!
Anee wun else nawt able 2 git into der accounts??
ai cannawt git in mai profyle er enneewun elses
Bee still mai beeting hart! Awl dat yarn! O! Gibs to meh!
My God! It’s full of yarn!!!
LuvBJones, itz yoo! Yay! So gud to seeing yoo!
hi, gremlin!!
2001: A Space Oddyssy (Arthur C. Clarke) ref FTW!!!!!!
I must unravel tihs mistery at wunce!!!
I foundz a splort!
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
*winds excess yarn around D.R.’s splorted noggin*
Well, that’z WUN way to fix it!
*scoops up teh braynes*
*putz them in teh hed – nao neetlee held togethur wif yarn*
*replayces hed bone*
*SNAPS a noo CHRG(wdoi(awn obefr teh yarn*
*steps bak*
Hmmmm – Ai think tath shud hold togethur kiwte well.
Heer yoo go, D.R. – wrap up in tehs prittee pail bloo cheezpeeplmap blankie – an here iz sum nice hawt choklit.
AND waht ar you doing -Splorting so neer teh bottom ov a thred again!??
Butt – ai think yoo’ll be fine nao. LuvBJones’ Furst Aid haz dun saved yoo!
Christ, is this ever crappy.
Dat toe great!!!you foundz yarnia!!!!yarnia iz cool!!!!!!!