blackheads.
blackheads. everyone gets them.
u gotz 2 maek sur u wash rly gud.
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Ai wudn’t myned wun liek dat!
Yay!!! Annipuss at teh nawt -sekkond!!!
Thx mai cween!
would chew like da Merengue Swirrlols to merengue to sillybrate?
*eager looking skwirrlol faces beseech annipuss*
Ooh, yiss plz!
*skwirrlols whippywhippy feets in merengue*
lookatdem dans!!
♪her name was LoLa, she was a show skwirrlol…
*conga rats join in chorus line tu*
*merengue forme’d by the skwirrlols merengueing forms peaks*
SPLOOOOOOOORT
ooooo… I just noo dis kitteh wud b kawzing deh splooorrrrttz!!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
*sitz kwietlee wiv teh possums adn martoonie*
o fank yu fur teh reskyoo, ai woz takening bai surprize bai dis littlol cyootee. Ai will juss sit hear too minits recubbering!
and donut forgit – thinking about Sarkozy is the bestest desploarter ever…
*snikr*
o_O
kitteh in deh klowdz!!!
wer da daimons?
Yu needz to squezz thim
…an hug dem an cawl dem jorj?
ai keepeded myne … butt (!!) ai cawlded hur Audrey …
Be sher tu skweeze dem gentalee.
diz wun hazza ebil ai, sorta… beddur watch owt!
Ai wanna get some lieke dis!
me adn mai two kitteh ar hopefully gonna be adoptified by an ickle basement kitteh frum teh animlol shelter in teh next couplol of weeks
bc’s frum sheltur iz grate but wut iz ickle???
*whispuuurrrr* ai fought it was littlol…
izza teenycutiewatasweetie icklewickle kitteh
oooh, bf, i luvs yur explanification! yup, our new kitteh will be bery teeny, teh shelter has just got in a nu litter so we ar wateing fur teh babbiekitteh to get old enuff tu leave his/hur mommakitteh adn com tu lib with us in der nu furebber home!
O noez, eben juss teh finking about teh bebbeh kitteh mite bring on anovver splort…
*titens CHRG wiv a dubble rownd of goossie taype*
onoes! Here, miniminsmum, let me halp yu!
*raps the goosie taype arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd adn arownd*
oooh, feelin bery dizzy now…!
*slides chayre unnder Gizmo*
careful Gizmo! has a martoonie and relax until the dizzy goes awai!
fankees, gammacat! ai was feline faynt butt (!) teh sounds of MMM suff…soff…nawt breeving browt me arownd wivakwickness!
MMM? R yoo OK? Can yoo breeve? Tawk to us!
*garspe, garspe*
*waives floofeh paws in teh ayr*
*grabs flags adn signels in semafore*
halp, tihs goosie taype iz suff… sofff… making me nawt breeve…..
*falls to floar in a faynt*
onoes! I wos onlee tryin tu halp – here, lett me tri agin…
*bery bery carfullee pulls of sum of teh taype, leaving on jsut enuff tu seccyur teh CHRG wibbout stopping MMM frum breeving…*
Phew, done! How is dat feline now?
*wayks up from faynt*
O dat’s bedderer Gizmo – iai noez yu woz juss halping, it woz a close call between teh sportin adn teh faynting.
Here, letz shayre a chokklit martoonie to sillibrate the recubberiness!
oooh, a chokklit martoonie – yummi! Fankees, MMM! Now dat yur sayfe frum teh splorting we can safely goe bakk tu finking abowt my sune-tu-be-adoptifying-me-(hopefully!)-teeny-tiny-basement-kitteh
yay!
*crosses paws that doptyfieing will go froo*
We do eggspect pics of the noobee!!!
fankeen nennepus! i will putt up teh piccies as suun as teh noobee has arrivded adn settloled in!
yeah for Gizmo an little BC!!!
dah dun…dahhh Dun…..DAAHHHH DUN!!
BC rizez frum teh
depthsfloof tew strike feer an awwwwww intew ur hart ♥Feer adn surprize!!
Hour tew main weppons!
aa nyce red uniformz!
o noes, ai’ll kum in again……
tew uvver weppinz arr teh kyoot adn teh floofy … teh kittehs yuuz tehm tu ketsch hoomins bai sprize adn tehn … POWNS!! – tehy ar inz teh hartz 4ebberadn alwaes, aifinkso
hai all. What the heck.
hai 5 eagles! Wat the hek? Watsamatta?
Wazzup?
not understanding the picture????? he da kitteh being eaton by polar bear.???or on rug?????
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ooooh…. DOTS!!!!
ohai, carotte. we like your dots.
*STOMP! STOMP! RROOOOAAAARRRR!!
Ai stil cannawt git inno teh profyles but ai haz sent a messidge tew teh grated cheeses, aneewun else stil havin a problim wif taht?
I can see your profile (and mine). maybe clear the cache and restart the browser?
or pointee ends, pointee ends usually work!
ai tride taht
uvver peeps wuz havin teh saim problim eerlier sew iz nawt jus meh, sumfin goin rong sumware…
O an….BOOP!
BOOP! tew yew tew!
ai’z still habin teh saim problim, butt nawt on awl teh profylez
Aicanhaz gammacat adn teh cween, butt nawt bluesfan adn annipus
ohai mmm! ai jus tride aginaginagin an naow ai can haz mai profyle! Tri urs agin naow, kay?
Yay iz wurking! WP saves teh dai!
kitteh singz…
♫ I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don’t hang around ’cause two’s a crowd
On my cloud, baby ♫
Butt (!!) kitteh luks soooo kyoot peekiepeekie owtta teh klowd!! …
Charlie’s good tonight…
Shh . . . I iz hyding heer. They no fyndings me. I yam catmouflajed!
peekeeboo … ai seez yu!
kitteh iz dewin teh clowd commpyutink!
mommee! da carpetz starin at me agin!
dis is teh unfayres and teh rasistes on teh black kitteh
this is SPARTA
test. this is only a test. if this had been a real emergency, you would have been instructed to…
w00t!
Boop?!?
make an alephmabetiklol list?
a list of
Animlols
Brekfist fuds
Countrees ai haz visited
Dangrus karatee moobs
E….
Ergonomic appliances
Fruits that rhyme with orange
Greetings appropriate for meeting aliens
H…
Habbitz i needz tu brayke.
Indujeschun cawzing fuds
Jokkez to tail teh frenz…
K…..
Kookiez ai lubs tu eet
Lowkal fuds fro de dyit
Moosiks fro da mpfree playur
N…
Nawt-sekkundz awn ICHC
Onnyum ringeses for noms
Plaetym wif teh kittehs
Quyett nappietyms inz a sunnybeem
R …
Releef pichers
Sillee sawngs
Tendrils…uv DOOM!
Uvulahs
Veree larg drinkees
Wiff teeny tiny umbrellahs
Xtra strenff payne releevers
YNGs
Zabaglione!!
pleez to nawt be copying me furr tihs test – yu do yur own!!
to runrunrun in cirkles?
to skreem an showt?
to pee inna flannik?
i can has version 1.11benty of bittersweet avatar?
insanity, duz i has it?
hmmmmmmmm….
duz yu frekwently haz conbersatshins wif yurselfs?
*ponders*
what is this riddlol, precious?
yu duz haz noo abbytar
stil knot sirtin bowt yur sanitational sichtiashun….
dat fing luks an lawt liek an niteshaed………
yu goin frum tweet smellin flour tu an poisun vyne?
weeeellllllll, is s’post to be bittersweet vine. Was looking for something viney, and tendrilly. Some forms of bittersweet are invasive, tendrilly pests, so i majin da cween would thikn twill be very apropropro, erm, good fit.
iffin yu wans an vien fro tanksgibbons wut bowt an swedye potaetow bine?
good idea!
*getz gardin snipz reddy*
w00t. i can has noo avatar for Thanksgibbing seasoning!
unforchewnately, teh tendrils~~ be hidden.
*ponders how those clever photoshop peeps add such things*
*gets distracted…*
ooooooooodots
EEP!! **runzawaiwiffakwikness**
dem syreenz skarez meh!
Nooo! Kom bak RBTK! Doan hazza skared!
**piikz frum arownz da bak uv da chyna catbinit**
BOOP!
**hydez frum 4p5k an teh “boopin”**
**seez sum canz ub gushifudz adn sal…sail… mouf waterz adn sneekz owt ub teh hydin playce slooooly**
nomnom….. peekz arown…. nomnomnom
Sneekz up on RBTK
*butt wigglol*
*pownce*
ohai RBTK donut be skaired, ai’z juss playin! Aicanhazsumgushifuds?
**jumpz elebenty footz in teh ayr and hissezzz**
**lukz at miniminsmum wifasturnnez**
onee if yu dunt skayrz me no moar!
toooo cute i wantz so likkle and haz warmz , berri tini kitti xxx
yes de do