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ooooh – it moves!! can it fly too!?!
Constipaishunz Nenne !!
Hao iz yu, todai ??
bizzi bizzi bizzi…
butt (!!) it pays the mawr gayge!!!
Hows spring in Oz?
Hot adn dry. Moar lyk summa. Adelaide haz 37 C / 98 F. Melbourne a cupplol ob degreaze less. Aive bean waiten til sunset tu go foar mi byciclol ried. Raced a kangaruu yestadai !!
Himz ran intu teh fenss, butt(!) wasnut hert !!
that is hot… We didn’t have spring like that when I was there 20 years ago… there mite be sumfing to this globular warming…
an raycing Roos to boot – if you want sum chaynj, you can come ober heer – we have 5 degrees and you can rayce a moose or a reindeer – depending on how far norf u want to bicylol…
Tri-in tu raec a moose mite sleigh mi !!
Kan yew send us sum rain, dear ?? ( plzthx )
*ships of a few jumbojets full of rayn*
We have more that enuff of that – will gladly share!!
*calls the meeter… motor… weather peeps to tell them were tu send the rayn…
That shud du it aifink!!!
Mai warm thx, Nenne !!
BTW – it’s ANZAC day/Armistice day today, isn’t it??
*gets out a hyooge tray of Anzac biscuits and tee and cawfee*
Here’s to rememburring those who have fallen…
Ai think the last survivor of the trenches died earlier this year – he can’t have been an old lad when he got sent out…
Yum, ai lubz ANZAC bisquits !!
No, ANZAC Day iz 25th April. (Foar Aussies nd Nyu Zeelanders).
Itz a lawng tiem sinss teh end ob WW1, tahtz fur shore !!
Yes, remember all the men, women, and children who fought for the rest of us.
Uz MerryKanz kawlz it Veterans Day now. Wuz originally “Armistice Day”. WWI wuz neerly a hundred yrs ago!!
congrats, Nennepus!
Fankies Anni!!!
Hows Puddy tat?? getting betterer?
Yiss him iz a lawt beddur thx, bakk 2 werk tho still soar (him haz had a nastee absess).
o.O – and YUCK!
They are ebil they are…
Glad the bugs have been oblee… awble… kicked out and that his on the mend!!
Ai can haz funn ??
If it cud fly, ai wud sai, “Hao in-genie-us ” !!
Kitteh sez ” Agane plz”
PUrrrr-th Quake… It’s the big one….
yep – this purrr is a reel quaker
hey!! wut happund tu mai commint???
WP b hongree dis moarning!!
Izn’t it awlwaiz hongree?
Ohai to our glorious Cween!
wut are u doing up at this tiem?!?
I not shur y i b awake. it b 5:17 in deh am here. I ben awake sinse 3:30 adn finally dee sided i mite az well git up. *sigh*
*hands the cween sum aplol cinanomnomnom tee and sum shortbreads*
Whereabouts ar u nao?
ooh – and I saw ur RV being built on Nashunal geografic the otter day – it had to bee! it was so nice an luxurious, it was bound to be for a Cween!
LOL!! Owerz is nice, but not shur it b deh wun u saw on TV.
*takez a sip uv tea.*
mmmmm….. sinna nom!!! Fankeez fur the tea and nommy shortbreadz… egg salad in deh eerly morning!!!
Wii b in Oklahoma City!! home uv deh Grand Sun!! gonnna go seeing him (and himz mommy adn daddy) tuday. YAY!!!
ooh – you seem to have fairlee pleasant weather… kan I pitch my tent up neggst to the RV?
Ai can bring fun bored games an sum whyne!!
Oh, yesh, it b berry nice heer!! spozed tu hab sunnyshinez tuday adn in deh mid 60s (F) !!
If wii haz gamez, how wii b bored?
Gud poynt – we has whyne too…
that’s not boaring eether
Skål!
we’d have loads more fun than this kitteh – that’s for shur!!!
Ohhh, teh paw kitteh haz teh sadz …. !!
* Nedez a snorglol, aifinkso !! *
Tiem Ai went owt fur mai constitsh… constyt… wawk! Bai!
*waives tu deh eest*
See ya later, anni!!
*waves Annipuss off*
Enjoi yor promenard, Anni !!
ohai and obai, Anni!
Kitty: “My carpet! MINE!”
that is the cutest kitteh I have seen yet! I love the meow
“shaykin, nawt sturrd”
Dass nawt funneh–dass juss meen. Surv dem riet iff teh kitteh barfed on theyz shoozes.
Did you all see the kitteh fail on failbloger.
Oh guud morning all. You look fantastic this morning!
Mawnen 5 Eagles !! Ai jus seen teh FB, thx !! LOL
Yep! Saw it! Din’t fink it was very funneh, though.
Yes I guess you are right, the cats where probley hurting from something.
*giglol*
Ai just found Skwirrgrl famblee fotos!!!
I am with uou PoussinBoi. I think Nennepus just woke up and had a random thoughts. *5 eagles puts out sleppers for Nennepus to step into*
No, no, Nenne iz hard at werk. Iz middlol ob teh dai in Yoorep !!
Shi orlwaiz wurk wurk wurk, plai a littlol, wurk wurk wurk !!
Is teh opposit of whut I does! i plai plai plai, wurk a littlol, plai plai plai!
Nao it b time foar teh wurk part.
*snikr*
Dats wut I reelee want tu du!!!
*whispurrs: good to heer that the bunneh is doing better!!!*
Ohai, hcr !! Ai fort ob yu wen ai sore menni bunneez on mi bicyclol ried toniet. Lotz ob bunneez adn sum big hairz witch wer bigga tahn a big tom-cat !! Luckloly, tehy ran / hopped off teh bike trak !!
Ai wuz riedin wiht flashy liets tu let tehm kno ai wuz kumming tehir way (adn tu sea wair ai wuz goen) !! 
ohai 5 eagles!
Ai is in norway – is soon thyme to go home frum wurk!!!
Nice tu meetya!!!
Ohai 5 eagles! Ai saw dat u sed hi tu me on last nights last lol butt (!) bai den ai had gawn nighty-night. Haow be u dis moarnin? An all teh udder cheezpeeps! Good Moarnin ebrywun! Ai doant haz tu work till layter so ai can haz fun foar a widdle bit!1!! Yay! Sum Tim Hortons cawfee nd donuts foar noms? Ai leave dem in teh brayke ruum!
aifink they look kwyte speefee – an Leesa must be proud of hur famblee!!
oar – mebbeh it is the merengue skwirrls!!!
* Whisspaz: BTW, yu lost yor blu agen… Ai fort it wurked at wurk ? *
it stopped wurking yesterday…. nao it won’t wurk at all – in either format…
*shrugg*
Stoppy WP…
O !! Ai fink WP cud maek sum moer smileez foar us (plzthx) !!
Suggeshtchenz:
:hans in teh air: * WP iz slo *
:jumpen up adn daon: * WP iz eggstra sssllllooooooo *
:fissd waiving: * WP nommd mi kawmint *
:shrugg: * Ai triid, adn Ai triid adn nao Ai gibz up *
mornen! ai noe can has teh vidyo, ehparuntlee…
*narrater voyse is herded*
*Go on – Catena needs u rite nao!!*
*wut do you meen – ur voyce is gone??? haven’t I tolded you to keep it under controle!!!*
*sigh – aill do it for you – butt (!!!) it’s the last thyme!!!*
Ok – this is how it goes – kitteh lyes on carpit – hooman moobes carpit round an round whyle kitteh stays onnit… carpit stops moobing – kitteh talks to hooman.
The end
adn nauw iz wurken. goe figgah…
Dis kitteh-kat getsa whooole body scritch frum da carpits. Wheeeeee!
So much for the finish on that wood floor..
That’s what I was thinking, aside from the whole, “why is annoying the cat funny?” thing…
That’s horrible! Kitty abuse!
my thoughts exactly. this is krueltie to teh animels.
omg–what a cutie! “meow?” translates to: make it go some more, daddy!”
Kitty’s gonna vomit on a certain annoying somebody’s shoes!
The border between “nice way of annoying kitty” and “stupid/not funny/mean way of annoying kitty” has been crossed.
Iz not amuzed
PLease don’t post things that are mean to the cats. Didn’t watch the whole video but shoving around a cat to watch it flop for entertainment is wrong.
Next up: a video of pulling cats tails.
LOL amirite.
…and den, after mah hyooman’s funneh joke on meh, he lifted up da karpet, and saw all the scratches on his nice hardwud flor frum de underneath of de karpet.
He had a sad.
Den his wife had a mad..
Den I lol’d.