Wait for it…. wait for it….
Wait for it…. wait for it…. Toes passing in 5..4..3..
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teh neuw LOLcat en 3…2…1…
*pounces on catena* POUNCE!!!!!
Conga-rats to yoo! *kikkity dantz dantz dantz*
ooof!
Congrats, catena!
Othx!
congarats awn leedin an elebenty wai brayed!!!!
ais kountin congarats – anyfing wif 9:02 am
Prepare to pownse!
GMTA!
Me too! Me too!
So u aer – Ai din’t lukk dat far!
Reddee steddee powns!
wee haz been waitin kitteh…………fro da noo lol
mii tu!
2… 1… pounce!!!
This kitteh is not a toe-totaller.
*pounce* kitteh shows you shees a Toes’d Master.
*raises glass 0 tuna juish*
Here’s paw in your eye…
anna purr inn yur eer!
*klinkee*
*klinkee*
*klinkee*
ai luv teh new toast!
* handz gammacat teh fresh tost wif reel buddur adn stawberri jams. *
*hedkiibord*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*in posh Britishvoiceoverfornatureshow accent*
In the distance, we can hear the chuckling of a domesticated d’Beaker Lab a typical chuckling drool, as he observes the human being attacked by the feline.
………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiowieowieowie the human continews.
amboosh kitteh luks liek bengil ………..
hoap williboi duz nawt hab innertoob aksess…….
iffin hims tryed dis ai wud bee kneedin stichiz………
lukliy ai libs too bloks awai from haaspitul……
tu, NOM!
NOM de TOES. (I finks that be a pen naym.)
iz dat lyk paws de deux?
Yewz name yur pens? Du yu name yur peeoncils tu? **gigglols** {{gremlin}}
POWNSE!!!! gottcha gottcha gottcha!!! *skampurrs awf gigglolin*
*scampers after BF473*
BOOP!
*scampersawaiwifagigglol*
*runsrunsruns affer gammacat* BOOP!
ai lyk teh fabrik tu kepe teh dorz shut!
eefen eetz flatt, aiz unda eet.
eefen eetz awpen, aiz een eet.
eefen itz hai, aiz awp dere.
eefen ai gunna komplayn!
meow!
meow!
MEOW!!!!
shud bii
“eefen iz nawt, aiz gunna komplayn!”
Eefen you wantz to play, I iz sleepeh
Eefen you hazza busy, I be in yer way, playin
Eefen you izza readin, I be on da pages
Ai haz read dat kittehs seyz “Meow” only wen takkin tu hoomins.
By mii kittehs, seems tu be rite.
Ennyone else?
BTW, dis is neerly splortable kitteh, IMHO.
an furver daown, Ai seez reemarketablelolol splort resqueing. Amazin wwork, y’all!!
yupz … a powns awn teh toez … tehn itz jsut a symplol skam purr upz teh legg, a klyme upz teh shurt, and a hawp awntu teh shoaldurr … folloled bai a paw in teh eie adn a purr in teh eer … werkz fur mih!
5..4..3..2..1.. ATTACCCKKKK!
Kittehs lub teh Chee(z)toes
wee kan haz pichoors ob da noo babehs????
yu promist
*hyooge roun piteeful eyz*
Inbizzible Ninja skills. They haz tehm….onlee sign today is a emptee nom dish, puddles in the potty and a misteeriuss wet patch behine teh sofa
I is werkin on photos. Patience. I has nun!!!
Strypee Ninja Kitteh
habz ‘Buttz Wigglol Ubz Dooooooom!’ jusst
b4 hurz attakkz!
Strypee Ninja Kitteh
leepz andz pownssez awn Targitt
ubz Aw~purrtoonitee!!
Strypee Ninja Kitteh
rappz arowndz toezzez andz goez
“Pew! Pew! Pew!” tillz tyrdz!!!
Strypee Ninja Kitteh
den dissappeerz n2 t3h
deep, eenkee shaddoz!!!
Jack.
Yay Jack! Mus not forgit ButtWigglol of Doom!!!
@@@@@
O teh joie of feerseness!! O teh sneekeeosity!! O teh antisipashun of nommable toeses!!!
Mah Yogi wud does this when himz wuz a wee liddlol kitten
this kitteh luks like Yogi kitteh 2
how is ur kittehs getting along todays?
are they frends again?
they is tolerating each others and is not acting like fraidy attack kittehs, no hissing no bottlol brush tayles not yet snorgling tho, but is progress fur shure.
fanks fur asking squirrlgrrl
suddunlolee ai has a err resyst kibblol urch tu crawl unner teh rugg wif teh kitteh adn has a snorglol wif teh strypeestrypee furrz adn teh widdlol pinkeepinkee noes … adn ai jsut knoze taht tehr R widdlol pinkeepinkee toepadses unner tehr sumwairz, adn … adn … SPLORT!
oh noes! Italiana is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Italiana in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
kwiklee ai wil:
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv pinkee tows onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, italiana. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Onoes! Italiana bees down!
Cyootness crash cart mergency vehikle merging!!!
BEEBOOBEEBOOBEEBOO!
*skreek*
*Leep owt – er, clime owt*
*Sweepysweepysweepy branes onto dustpan*
*rinserinserinse wif Smart Watur (has potassiums)*
*patpatpat back into branium*
*tapetapetape bits of skullbox into place with dukky tape with kitty feetprint designs*
*snap-on CHRG (wDOI) and more duk tape*
*Leeds Italiana to comfee chayre*
Now you has som nise shortbred kukkies an hawt choklit wif pink an green marshamloes, until you feels better. Think about greenbeen&onyum casserole for a bit an no lookin at lolkittehs for at leest two minits.
K?
K.
OfangyuberiBERImeowtchnes, Nennepus, wiilly boy, adn Duffy – awl teh dukkytaep adn CHRGs, tu sae nuffink uv teh floofee blankees, noms, adn drinkees … adn teh taks formz foar distraktifyen mih … has maded mih tu feal moar bedderer … wel enuf, aifinkso, taht ai’m cloazen teh off iss adn goeng hoam aifinkso …*hobblolz awf tu teh kar wifasloenes – nawt tu wurree, ai’m nawt dryven – tu finash recubbery atz hoam …*
*nyteeynytez adn schmoos*
*looks at da triplol rescew in an awe* wowsers… u doan see dis ennewere but in cheezland. dis – mai deer peepz frum awl ober da whurld – dis is da cheezspirit… u cin awlmoas smells et… oar is dis da yummeh doe-nuts adn da eleksirs adn da chokklit possums adn tee adn shortbreds adn cookehs adn casseroles adn awl da otter wonnermous halping nomables da cheezpeeps bees offurin
smels liek cheez spirit?
FTW willy boy! @@@@!
hehe, yesh. you cud sai dat
oar sings et.
ai habs 2 leef adn chaes da bedbugs nao. habs a good dai oar niet adn stuff. bai.
heer wee ar nao ….gibe us toonas!
sawri siobahn aiz frum seattle …harde tu pas up an nirbana ref
nitey nite an schmooes!!!
Doent!! Doent!! Ai alreddee had a hungree!!
Ennybudy notise the anti-paw-flip-opening defise on teh cubbord in the back?
deres a naem fur et? adn ai fot ai wus jes beein silleh usin a old jojo 2 keeps mai cubbord closded, adn dukeh taip fur mai sliedin doar wardyroeb, adn a dish towlol fer mai kit-chen-u-knit ^^
yesi. c o~n s o~nn t rai .. .to. . .
Shhh! Ai are hyding.
Yu knoes ai ar hyding cuz yu sees me hyding…
Achully, tihs remins me ov reel-lief lolspeek frum a litlol boi ai knoed a fyoo yeers ago. He lerned hidangoseek an he plaid it awl by hisself. Yu cud heer him in teh plairum:
“Where my am?”
“Here me are!”
“My hiding.”
Kyute!!
thx4shrn
awwftubed Ai goez