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LOVE Nothing says “I love you” like a paw in the eye.
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is a traditionlol toast, yes?
saloot!!!
Amor! Y pesetas!
y tiempo to enjoy them
Salud, amor y pesetas, y tiempo para disfrutarlos.
ooo, don’t say “loot”. LCB will , ahem, take it out to look at it in the light
O, that rascally LCB. Whut won’t she does next?
*shakes hed, laffs*
*quite unsure whose hed that is*
.
I finksew dat wuz mai hed — fanky 4 fyndin it 4 me … U C, I let mai mynd wandur wyl I wuz at werk, n I nawt b noein ware it winted…
U needs a “Teh Club” for ur hed.
Or lotsandlots of duct tape.
Or both.
Iz dere uh “Hed Club 4 Men”?
*thinks abowt that idear reelly hard; decydes Nawt to rite down sum of teh commints whut furst kaym to mynd*
“… and I bequeath to Gremlin, one boot to the head…”
*WHAP*
“… and one for Jenny and the wimp.”
*WHAP* *WHAP*
O, jess n kays peeps r wundrin, I *dew* lieks Gremlin — I wuz jess beeyin sillee, butt (!) lukkin bak awn dis kawmint, I finksew I mite nawt givz dat impreshun…
Iz OK we noe u aer 2 much teh gentlolman 2 hert Gremlin fur reel!
*whew*
I can haz uh releef…
Of korse – he wuz just playin! I tuk sumthin he sed in a nawtee way.
*sends self to nawtee barn as a preemptiv mezhur*
*snerk*
Mah mind wented to teh saem place, Gremlin.
*joins Gremlin in teh NB*
what LCB *won’t * do next:
Avoid shineeeeee stuff
Become un-funny
Chase ambulolances
D…
Dans nekkid (well, mebbe oar mebbe nawt…)
Eat her werdz
Follo sumwun else’z leed
G…
Givz awai shynee fingz
Hayng owt up in Hy Plaisiz
Ignoar fyrminz
J…
Drop a shinee fing
Evur stop bean ufny
Fronk, nawt see him
GP, gibs him a rayse
H…
Helps self to extra werk
Ignore shiny fings
Juggling
K …
Kik a kitteh
Luk at shinees and do nawt want!
Maek lief boaring
N…
Nawt want teh shinees
‘orribul tihngs, do
Put bakk sumtihng aftur lukking at it in teh lite
Qwit beink teh phunnee and teh smart
R…
That would be salud.
Congrats, SP!
fangs! wotcha cookin today, annipuss?
Nawt cookin 2dai! Maed a Krissmus caek yestiday soe Ai aer habbin a dai off 2dai! Still a fyoo tripplol chokklit cukkeez left tho!
*yoink* Nom!
*dubbul yoink*
Nom nom!
*here’s paw in yr eye, and a purr in yr ear* offishul toast 0 Lolcats?
Ai lyke it! Letz hab drinkeez an trai it owt!
i has teh pleh. What goes well whif Auntie Biotix?
Hmm, aifinkso jist joos fur yu sweetpea. Yu nose hao Auntie gitz aftur a fyew drinkz.
**gibz sweetpea joos inna whine glass wiffa liddlol umbrellee wiffa pynapplol carved inna shaype ov a flour sticked awn it**
Nao if yu wuz taykin payne-killurz, ai cud figgs yu up.
*llooks pitiful*
*seize the liddlol umbrellee, has a giglol*
*brightens*
French Unkle Soop.
(tee-heeandrunsawaywivaquikness)
ohai – here’s paw in yr eye, and a purr in yr ear!!!!
*clinksees*
**clinksees** Aifinkso I yewz dat at mai neggst partee! Wait, wut? Dis IS a partee!
**poorz drinkees furr ebereewun**
*clinkee*
yahoo! party hearty
ai tawt eet wuz “heerz spittun een yur eey”.
noes…..itza paw in yer eye, a purr in yer ear, and den kitteh bites yer nosz and u goes *ouchy!* an kitteh goes *what?? wuz jussa luv biet!*
oar an purr inna eer
*here’s paw in yr eye, and a purr in yr ear* hmmm. sounds like a good toast , eh?
ai lieks et!!!
*klinksee*
pawsultob!!!!
lol’ohaim!
Az lawn az teh pointee ens are kep hidden!
Grrr! frows a g up dere!
GMTA, anni! schmoos to u!
indeedy!!! dat wud hurt………
p.s. frum a fellow inglish peep!!! luverly over heer isint it? appart frum da wever….. lol
Dunno wat part uv dis damp plaes u aer, but it’s cawld an wet an dark in Lundun!
Ais in Cardiff!! has been obercast heer foar a few daiz naw. and freeeeezin!!! ai wuz alll rapped uo warm and cozeee yesadai to go tew mah lectchers inna scaf an cote. veddy veddy coald!
Cardiff! cool. wanna go to Walols…
Tis ossim
Mum sez “It awl funnin gaems til sumwun loozes a nye!”
an tehn itz just fun!
pwease nawt to b using teh pointy ends… kthnx
GMTA hcr!
nao is that dubblol GMTA?
Yep! we bofe postid GMTA at teh saem tiem!
Somebawdee owes sumbawdee two cokes!
Maibee, but hoo owez hoo?!
whut dat deel wif teh cokes?
Wen too peepz (oar kittehs, oar bunneez, oar inee combanayshun) says teh same fing atta same time, teh furst wun to reelize it says, ‘yu owez me a coke.’ If boff peepz (oar kittehs, et al) sai the ‘coke’ fing at teh sayme tyme, it kin go awn furr OURS!
fanku! we has it diffrunt. nawtsekkund, we sai “2 idiots, wun thot”, whichis nawt as nice as GMTA.
Ifn there is a gmta, u say “Beethoven oar Mozart?” and ifn u then sai bof teh same, u hook ur littlol fingers and wish foar sumfing.
so i dunnot noe hoo owes a coke here, butt I kin offur sum applol juice. *hops in wif tray of glasses wif applol juice* halp urselfs!
Mai dadcat yoost 2 sai “Longfellow my name first” instedd uv GMTA!
Oar a floofy hedbonk
hedbonk tu da noes!!! owie…
Datz beddurer dan uh “boot 2 da hed”…
FLOOF! Rite inna kissur! Oar eye.
Throughout the history of conflict animals have played an important part, whether it was the ship’s cat in Nelson’s time, a dog mascot on a Canadian warship in WWII, or a US bomb-sniffing dog in the Middle East. Our animal buddies have improved morale and helped keep our Service Personnel safe. They deserve a kind thought, and remembrance on this special day as much as their human counterparts.
Thank you Mor Cameron – Ihasahotdog
Sawree guise, in Merika iz Veteran’s Day and a paytreeawtic, ai haz it. Dere is a gud goggie pikshur a fyew lols down on the goggie site,an I ‘borrowed’ Mor Cameron’s commint. Iz dat leeglol?
We nao reetern tu yur regololrlee sckedshuled LOL.
We will remember.
eben iffin ets nawt wee woan tel noebuddy…
iz gud fing tu shaer suche sentimints afinkso
It’s Armistice Day in TTI – we had a 2 minnit siluns at 11am.
OO, wee kin haz innurnashnul sillybrayshunz and remembrins! Wunner if inee burdees halped teh militaree? **pondurs**
Aifinkso dere wuz dat eleet parrot stelff skwad durin WWWelebenty….noe wun eggspekted teh attak parrots.
Dere iz a medul gibben 2 aminlol herows in TTI an Aifink dat a pijn wuz awardid it. Sum spiez hoo went 2 France rileest pijnz 2 sho dat dey aribed saeflee oar 2 carree coedid messijis.
ht tp://www.pdsa.org.uk/page309_3.html
Cloes up teh gap 2 reed `bowt teh medul winnin pijn!
Ai din’t noe dere wuz so mennee pijn herowz – Ai thort wuz jus wun.
Burdeez uvva fevver, dey flawks tugevvur. Ai iz prowd tu be a burdee tudai! **liffs futs tu brow tu sawloot burdee herowz** Wayte, du ai hab brows?
Teh pijn Cher Amis wuz gibben teh Crois de Guerre bai teh French foar sabing teh lifes uf 200 americans in WWI. Dat is teh french bershioun uf teh VC oar teh medlol uf honur.
Wait, whut? They pinned medals on teh pigeons? OW!
Aifink dey hanged teh medul awn a ribbun rownd its nekk!
Wooden it b incumburd bai da wait? Naow, ifn it wuzza AFRIKKUN pijun insted uvva YOORUPEEUN pijun…
Was teh pigeons able to fly, all laden wif their medals?
Ownlee atta sirtin airspeed.
WATT … iz teh ayrspeed uv un ulaydin pijin?
Afrikkun oar yoorupeeun?
I dunno …
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!1!!!1!
Aifink dey taeked dem off 2 flie!
oh yesh! manee manee pidjins…
Carrier pigeons!
Haow did dey EBBER land ayrplainz awn sumfin sew smawl?
Teenee tinee airplaenz!
eency weency
Itsy bitsy!
itteh bitteh
Homing pigeons were used to carry messages in tiny tubes tied to their littlol legs
so we has had communicashuns on teh tubes for a long teim! kewl!
*nods*
*shows off historiclol collection of vintage pigeon-carried lols, only slightly soiled with pigeon poop*
*eww*
But… but… is teh *historical* medal-winning pigeon poop!
O, datz diffrint…
*hazza aw n rispekt 4 historiklol medlol-winnin pijin poop*
Sumhao dat sownds sew kyoot!
Also, let us nawt forget teh kittehs hoo served . . .
ht tp://www.purr-n-fur.org.uk/featuring/war02.html
awww…dats berri entristin gremlin *sniff*
fankees fur da linkee
Oar sharing teh pillolow.
Deed skwrrllgrll skampurr awf?
ai maid hurr a pixure
neis jawb! (“jab” oar “job”…oar bote!?)
Hurz hadda **wispurs** wurk *stops wispur* tudai. Poor widdlol skwirrl.
**gigglols jist a liddlol**
awww…ai gotta tew, layter dis affernoon.
Ai lub taht skwirllee in teh middlol, hez awl tuff lyke ‘u wanna peece uv meh? wel kom an get it!!’
oh my.
well fanks BF!!
although u knows I’m not really a skwirrl… I’z just in charge of them. as far as you know.
U izznt a skwirrll??
Neggst u’ll be tellin meh taht cocomuts r hour frends!
Pull teh uvver wun, it haz got bells awn!
now burd.
dont make me come over there… us is asking for a pluckin’!
She is? Then why not oblige her?
ooh, would that be liek a debreefing for burds??
*pixors a nekkid parrot* EEEEeeeeek!!!!
Whut has bin imajined kinnawt be unseen! (no offenz to parrothed, of korse; is just teh idear of a plukkd burd that seems . . . unholy)
Den haow bowt Pixar’s nekkid burdz?
“This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions” aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Teh pleh!
oh, well, them nawt b so impressive prolly…
Well, I noes teh moovie and i lublublubz it sooo muchlee. So fankies foar putting it here, teh memry still maded mi laff!
*waves tiny floofy fist at utoob*
*shows teef*
*hopsaway to teh dandelion field wifembarrasment*
Ai absolutlee adore that short – fankyu for poasting it!!!
*watchis it agin an agin an agin an agin an agin an agi….*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
U kin hasit! And I kin nawt? Is nawt yuropeen problum? I has a jellus…
*hops to teh cornur and pouts*
Aw, honeycakerabbit … duz dis wun werkz enny beddurer 4 U?
ht tp://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/For-The-Birds-212043.html
hmm – ai noes dat deer ar pics that jurmanee kant see on flickr an google pics because of speshul rools… mebbeh is sumfin liek that???
Werked in TTI.
**nods** fangsgibbon iz hard awn uz awl.
debreefing … izz taht ennyfing lyk getteng pantsed??!! … *hydez eies behynd pawses … peekeng owt behtwin toeses …*
**padlocks kayge**
Hei, Daddee!! Wakees upz, Daddee! Izz tym tu plae! Wakees upz, Daddee!! Ai has a hungree!! Daddee … DADDEE … *BONK*
*bonk*
*kneed….kneed…kneed*
..hmmph
*streeeetch*
*sirklol…sirklol….floomph doun awn pillol*
*hedbonk mai hoomin*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
tahtz ZAKLEE whut mai Audrey Violet kitteh duz tu herz hoomindaddeh wen himz izz sleapin … oar reedin teh noozpaypurr … oar wachen teh TeaVea … herz izz leffpawded alsotu, soe hikmz alsotu getz teh paw inz himz ryt eie
A sawft tuch of a paw to teh eyz of a sleeping hooman to giv heem sweet dreems, and a sowndtrak of purrs as hiz lullaby . . .
♥ awwwwwww….♥
*melts into a large puddle*
Is such a lubbley pikshor. It givs meh happeh thots. They both obviuslee lubs eech uther. Is a gud fing to see. Kittehs is beddur than dreamkatchers ennyday.
Dat iz teh troo. Dreem ketcherz r nawt teh warm n floofee n cuddlee … dey jess hayng dere, yooshullee lukkin shynee oar sumfin …
.
Butt (!) den LCB wood wont dem…
Yes, that wood be my wont.
as purrr usual.
ooh! is this teh sweetpea we knows with a gnu abatart?
yesh, is s’pose to be a cornucopilol, with tendrils! but…hard to tell. *goes looking for bittersweet maybe*
Grabz bukkit an mop. Mopz up puddle, ringz mop intu bukkit. Pourz intu hooman-shaped mold, putz inna frezzer.
o fanks momchan! ai fink ai iz rekonstitooted naow, can u let meh owt uv teh freezur? kthxbrrrr!
Sure fing, come own out ob dere, I haz sum hot chokklit fur yu. Just doan be drinkin tu fast oar yu might b melting again.
Wrong! Nothing beats a claw in the nostril as a morning wake-up!
Yuh huh!! Claw in teh eyeball!
Dis moarnin, luv frum Squeak wuz a paw in mah soop.
Squeak offen samplols fuds by dippin himz paw in & den likliklik teh paw.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Jewelcat99 an izzy_n.c._coco an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, butter yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht make boingy noyzes wen tehy bownse (an lite up too!), liddle handheld video games wher yoo knokk owt teh incoming trolz wif crokay balls, kandee, an sparkly bebbeh zombie stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Bebbeh zombie stikkers! Day is kyoot, an uglee atta sayme time! Fankz burfday fairy! **noms sum butter yello caek wif crunchy topping**
It would’ve been better if it had said:
LOVE
Nothing says “I love you” like distracting viewers of your owner’s receding hairline ;D
BlooMax has jus resently started wakin me up wif teh patpatpat paw on teh nose an eies – it shur beets teh old methud – standin on teh chest an makin lovey paws (BlooMax izza 18-pownder). Also as I start to waek up, he gets reiiiiiily close and deliliktly sniffs mah eielashes. *shivery tickul giggul!*
I can has butiful kitteh, plz?
One of my kittehs finks that putting his butt in my face sez i luvs u!
How to say I lub u too ur Friendly Neighboorhood Donkey:
1. A new Infiniti
2. Island in teh South Pacific
3. Year supply ub wafflol toppings (e.g. : cherry pie filling, pecans, whippy cream…)
4. Lots and lots of emeralds. Donkeys lub emeralds.
5. Ear and scalpy skritches and hoofy rubs. Lots ub dem. Rite now.
Wutt ses lubs too u?
getting surprise pakages in da mail!!
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Looks like he got an EYE PAWED!
*hedesx*
*snurt*
*facepaw*
*gigglol!* So appropriate!
Rabbit, yoo is full of win and AWESUM!!!
That wuz a GUD wun!!!
Oar layin awn yr hoomins hares…
♪
Yebbut…. Ai noze whr that paw has been scratchin’
Cat buttz on hedz first tings in mornings… not so grate, akshully.
So very true…My kitteh paws my eyes all the time.
or da mouf…da paw in da mouf is another good place to show luves!