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CAT PHYSICS A cat will expand to fill any surface or container it deems as “mine.”
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whole wurld!
Yer hart kan get filled wif kittehs dis wai.
Beyootiful and troo, carosue!
cong a rats!
Congrats, carosue. A dubblol tawp spot in teh macrame!
Difyes awl hoomin lawz!
Iz teh fundamintle lore ob teh yooniburs
Waddur seakz lowestest lebbel adn spredz owt… kitteh seakz moast konftablol lebbel adn spredz owt
adn iz awl miyn!
mine x nine
ohai Leeza!
Ai just saw ur famblee pictoor
or is it the merengue skwurls?!?
Witch wun iz skwirrlgrrl?
Teh one with the floofy tail in front of corse!
Definitey nut, er, NOT teh one on ter rite!!!
Aifinked so ai wuz teh onlee wun tu know-tis dat! Yu uz teh kyootest wun (ov korse) butt why iz yur famblee so angree?
tehy is not angry, tehy’re just jealuss of my natrually floofy tail! I’m shure ur familiar with that, what wif ur own colurfull tail….?
Whale, yesh, butt we triez tu nawt diskuss dat eggcept at larj hawleedai gavvereengs. Yu nose, fangsgibbon, Crissmus, Caturdays.
MINE! Yoo no can has!!!
hey dere!
‘allo, ‘allo!
hauw bii tingz bai yu?
Foin fanks an yu? Tryin tu hang awn untillll mai anuwal vacashun. Liddle moar dan a munf tu goe! Yay! Goin hoam tu SoufAfreeka foar a hole munf!!!
ooh – christmas in SA! Good for u!
Are u going there by camelol, majik carpit or moar konvenshunal meens of transport???
Ohai Nennepus! Ai hoap tu bii flyin awn Cloud Nine! (Ethiopian Airlines)
@ Catena- Ai liv in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, in teh dessurrt!
Bunway Airlines duznt haz enee tranzecon…transecon… long-long flites?
ai peaked et yur profyel!
ai mae has trip tu Dubai nex yere – waitun tu sii effen itz ehproffed!
Yum izz in Sawdee Araybeeah?? Howbowtdatz?! Mai sunn izz goeng to bih in Bahrain neggst yeer – yu wil bih naypurrz!
weer ar yu liffen nauw, effen ai mae ax?
{{{{AfriCat}}}} bee a teecher in Saudi Arabia
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that’s ok – I’ll sit on the armrest. I’ll be purrrfectleh fine there, is very comfortablol and very eesee tu keep my balance….
Doant fawll offa teh caowch, Nennepus!
iz ufny hauw kittehs can has such eh tinee wen dey want tu, yet stretj aot soe lawng!
they are purrrrmawmeeturs!!!
stretchd out when it’s hot and teeny tiny wehn it’s coald….
Awlso, dey can chaynj haoe#w mutch dey way – can be lite az a fevver wen dey jump up awn teh cownter, but liek ledd wen u want to pikk dem up iffn dey doan’t wanna be piked up!
Elastikitteh! Oar mebbe gumby kitteh!
Hi everybody! So excited! Finished my cat-based juvenile novel and have sent it off to an agent. Wish me luck! Oh, and it’s set in a used bookstore that fosters shelter cats. Books and cats are my thing, so I put all that love into the book. Also parallels a foster child with the cat fostering program. Trying to promote both.
sownz wunnerful!
paws krossd fur yu!
Gud for yoo, jenny! BEAMS!–>LUCK LUCK LUCK LUCK LUCK!!!! May yor luv and best efforts be rewarded!
Luck times elebenty fur you, jenny!!!!
May grayte suksess be yrs, and fur booksellers and foster programs, too!
jennybookseller-
deys maii faborite fings, tu! nad mai dotters…shii bii ate nad weel reed ennyfing wif a kitteh init. Iffen dey liek yur buk, tell us. Wii weel bye yur nawt-sekkond copee! Weel yu atto graph it?
Yay! Guud luck tew u an ur book! Iffen it gits publishd let us kno, ai wud luv tew reed it, eben tho aiyam nawt a yung purrson. Ai haz bean akkused uv bein a bit juvinile frum tyme tew tyme
Lyke yoo, I retayns mah childlike attitude. Altho sum mite okkayshunally think it is mere childishniss insted, LOL!
I always sez that in mah retirement, I will raise cats and sunflowers, and rite buks. Retirement mebbe as soon as 2 yeerz frum nao, oh happeh thot.
I finks menneh of us in this community mite injoi sum variation on that verreh sayme theme. I has a T-shirt that has a tabbeh kitteh sittin on a pyle of books. It sez:
Books. Cats. Life is good!
Ai haz dat shurt too!
becaus growing up is opshunol!!!
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*beemin gud luxs tu yu*
iffin da buk iz az gud az yur pomes yu wil nawt knead muche luk….
Thanks 4 all gud wishes! I’ll pass along n e news!
Jus bemembur hooman…wats myne iz myne an wats urs iz myne.
Nuther law ov kitteh fizzix: Tehre am no laws!
Rools r ment 2 b borked,
Justaz hairbles r ment 2 b horked!
Streeng theury an gravitay
Meen tyme to pownce, tyme 2 play!
I say – well said, Jenniffuurr!!
Wut? Dere’s a hole floor fur yu tu sit awn!
Noe, not dere, mai floofy mous goez dere.
Nawt dere eivver, ai wan mai kibble bowl dere.
Nooo! Mai blankie goes dere sew ai kan reech it iffen ai git cowld.
Nope, mai skrachin powst goes dere.
U goe sit owt in teh grrage, otay?
Butt nawt neer the kitteh fud stash, ai nawt want yur hayres in mai fuds!
Ohai bluesfan473, hao yu iz?
ai bee gud fankees! jus abowt tew hed owt tew teh wyld grocree stoar. haow iz fings in teh {{{parrothead}}} whirld?
Gud, aifinkso. Happee tu be awf wurk tudai, alldoh we haz pleh hurrykane rain poorin doan. Ai wud lyke tu be doing teh sayme fing az dis kitteh, butt ai haz to hed owt tu the wyld grocree stoar tu! Mebbeh I will see yu dere!
Ai has jus come bak frum teh v-e-t. A liddle orinj kitteh, filfy, starved an hobblin awn three legs movd intu mai owtdoors kitteh feedin area. Hiis berry frendlee an used tu peeple. (grrrr! mai blud boils!!!) Hii has a terribull abcess awn his rite hind leg. … tryin nawt tu burst intoo teers agin. Ai wus so skeerd tu tak him tu teh v-e-t. Tonite ai grabbd him orf teh street, pakked him inna kitteh-karrier an tuk him to teh DrTinyVet.
{{{AfriCat}}} Yu iz a heerow.
Didn reely hav tyme befurr class so eet wus a bit ov a trauma in teh taxi wiv mai eyes leekin all teh way as teh kitteh cryed in teh bawks. At teh v-e-t teh DrTinyVet turned owt tu bii a yung ‘Merikan Doc hoo didn wunt tu put teh kitteh tu “sleep” (witch is wut ai wus afeered ov). Hii sed teh pawr leg is prolee an absess an dey wud tak gud care ov teh liddle boi-kit.
Ai am naow totally drainded an hoapin an prayin furr a happy endin tu teh tail ov teh orinjboi-kit wiv teh pawr leg.
{{{AfriCat}}}
I joynz u in dat wish fur a happy endin.
{{{{{AC}}}}} {{{{{{{kitteh-babeh}}}}}}
U am a hero, AC!!!!!!
Sew wheel teh V-E-T keep teh kittehboi oar wheel yu gitz him bak? A nosee, ai haz it!
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*sets gud helf beems awn hie an pointes tu SA*
hoping for teh best, {{{{{africat}}}}}}
Oh, AfriCat, yoo mayk mah eyz leek with yor gud deed. {{{{AfriCat hoo be gud peep}}}} and BEAMS for teh {{{{{orinj boi-kit with teh abscess on hiz leg}}}}}
AfriCat, yoo has dun whut yoo culd. Teh rest appears to be in teh hanz of uthers fur nao. I admyres yoo, mah fren. Yoo be a H-E-R-O!!! And tears shed fur uthers is cleansing for teh soul of teh wun hoo cries them.
{{{Huggiez}}} adn {{{beemz}}} tu yu and teh liddlol creemsikklol kitteh!
Ohai, AfriCat! Yu maed me smyol – jus las nite a boi of abowt four an hims momma brawt a tinee ornj babyboikit intu teh DrTinyVet offiss wher I wurk, an sed “Tigurr” had a hurt on his back rite leg. Tigurr lukt 2 b in much teh saem shaep yur liddle foundling wuz in. DrTinyVet an I kleend an mended teh Tigurr-babe, an wen teh boi caem to pick Tigurr up to go to hims forevur home, teh boi sez to Tigurr “Taek hart, son, you still haz 8 lifes to go!”
I’m so glad taht CeilingCat direcs teh Hurt an teh Hungree to peeps lyke you and Tigurr’s new liddle boi! Taek hart, indeed.
Aww, Jenn, I luvs that storeh! Fankees for telling it. {{{{{orinj behbeh Tigurr and liddlol boi hoo lubbs heem}}}} A gentil and luvving hart, that liddlol boi has wun. Take hart, I duz it, when hearing these storehs.
Peeps, ther may be ebil in teh whirld, and sadniss and war; but rite alongside awl of that ar GUD PEEPS doing wunnerful and luvving things and mayking sacrifices for stranjers, be they peeps or annymols. Teh gud syde is winning; I noes this for shur kawz mah hart tells me it is so!!
{{{{{{{{All friends}}}}}}} MINE MINE MINE….
My Nibbs can fit in a shoe box and still take half the couch!
kitteh fizziks! Smawl enuff to fit throo teh ey of a needlol. Yet so beeg teh universe (or teh kowch) must eggspand to hold it.
too bad munnies doan doo dat.
Cross-eyed cat is cross-eyed. D:
True, so true