So…Can you

So…Can you disable it?
no! nawt mah drinkin fowntain!
Picture by: Nicole Leahy Caption by: andykatz via Advanced Lol Builder
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So…Can you disable it?
no! nawt mah drinkin fowntain!
Picture by: Nicole Leahy Caption by: andykatz via Advanced Lol Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
du nawt want!
conga rats awn too tawp spotz inna roe!!!
Itz a brayde!!
Catena
annipuss
jk2kitteh
Iz enewun hongree??? Wee cud hav sum nice brayeded bred toast wif budder an sum blak raspberree jam.
*slyce slyce slyce
*toast toast toast
*budder budder budder
*spread spread spread
There! Lotz fur ebreewun. An sum tee an cawfee – oar hawt choklit to fo wif it.
Thx, JCH4K Hawt chokklit fur me plz – Ai aer off 2 bed sune
Ai hav shugar free hawt chokklit! Itz reelee gud!
Ai can haz dat heer – cums in elebenty diffrunt flavrs!
Nom! blak razperry ! mai fabrit! Yu can pik dem awn yur oan fram? wen dey wil be ripe agen? ai cumz tu hlep yu pik. (ete, ete, ete)
Yes! Yes ai can! But nawt again until Joon!
Ai hav lotz of blakberreez (wild – VERREE thornee), too. But they ar in Joolye.
Ai need to organize mai berree rows. Itz awl a bit wild rite nao. Sumday. . . ai hoep.
Tomorrow Salleh an ai ar going out to pik sum Concord graypes. Teh’ve bin harvested (machine), but there ar lots still there. An no wun wants them . . . . tehy’ve bin hanging so long tehy are VERREE sweet nao.
mmm kin u maek aisswyne wif doz?
LOL!! Ai dont think ai can maek ene kind ov whine!
Tho mai funnee gud gardener naybor Gerry maek whine out ov EBREETHING – eben dandy lyons.
Butt – we havn’t had a hard frost yet. Ai’ll bee happee wif just sum yummee graype jam!
Dandy lyon wine is teh win. ai maeks sum ebery 4-5 yeers…lawng enuf tu furgit haow mush wurk it iz.
d’yoo maek it wif teh flourz? An iz it hard becuz yoo hav to pik so mennee??
Yass. nawt so much hard as tedious. nawt can have enny green lefted awn teh flowers or u get bittur wines. Taeks a lawt uf dandy lions tu fill teh 5 gallun bukkit. wif just teh flourz
Thatz a LOT ov dandee lions. Tho – ai think maybee ai cud find taht menee in mai yard in teh spring! Eben nao, ai still hav sum blooming!
Dat shud be da berry gud jamz. ai du nawt mined getting da skratxhz tu pik beareez. pik pik, nom nompiknom. Mouf awl prupulz. yay!
an armz awl bloody.
mmmm! nomnomnomnom
u muss bee liek pawla deen, u juss cannt hab tew mush buddur!
Nawt wivout a rench
Haz a carful. U doit nawt correct u can haz teh baf awl ober teh ruum.
ritee titee leffee lusee
LOL!! wud yoo beleeve ai dint know taht until maybee five yeerz ago?
nebbermind! It just wuzn’t az eezee az it mite hav bin!
Awl mai laif . . . .
Ai haz prollems `memburing wich is rite and wich is leff! Ai eben trie 2 tern mai dore kee teh rong wai haff teh tiem!
Butt annipuss!! Itz reelee eezee.
Just think – rightee tightee, leftee loossee!
Ai cudn’t doo it befoar eether Ai nebber noo if ai shud tern harder – an ai awlwaiz werreied ai wud brake sumthing.
Dore kees are hard – they don’t awl werk in teh saym direkshun.
Dat’s OK iffn u noe wich hand is wich! An mai frunt dore has 2 lokks – dat goe in opperzit direkshuns!
Mai frend Sheranne had that problim – it wuz hilarious to go awn trips wif her – wif hur navigayting! She ended up just pointing in teh “correct” direkshun!
“Left!! No right! No . . .*point* “That way!”
Puddy_tat haz furbiddin me frum tryin 2 nabigaet wen Ai aer in hims Puddy-mobile!
sounds lyke mai hubbeh cat! i are the wurst navigator!
Aifinkso ai is wun uv teh wurst, too — ai usualoly has to turn teh map upside-down wen we be goin souf, so ai can tell mai hubbeh cat wevver to turn right or left.
.
Alsew teh sideways wen we be going east or west. Mai sents uv direkshun, let me — oh wait, ai dont hasing any!
Dat wud gibs me a crazee.
I awlways axk my passinjur if dey iz gud nabigatur. Ifn dey say “nope” den I reed teh map myself befoar I get on teh rode.
DAt iz okai until U get teh reversed thred pipes.
An fludd teh howse!
Dat’s wun way to get teh floor moppded.
Dey shud teech liddul chilrenz abowt dat wityrity fing. Wen Ai wuz abowt freeyeeerz oald Mawm tol me tu go warsh up tu go tu town. trund nd trund nd dint getz waddur. Menz wur wruking awn the peipz in da strete. Cumz haom frumn town nd haows wuz da flud. Wairz Dad wen yu nede? nawt howma yet . I finkso man nekz dor cumz obur tu hlep get trund of nd srat tu mawp. Mawm haz nurbus brakezdown laitur aftur sum mor fingz liek dat.
mebbe if u luuk rite up intew it…
*snicker*
migyver kitteh kin du dat
Mcgyver kitteh wud need sum
Applol cor
Bendy wire
Chooing gum
D. . .
Ducky taep
Elastik
Fleksiblol plastik
G…
Green twistee tie
Hammur
Iscreems fur teh brakes
J…
Ju Ju Bees!
Kodak flim
Meownase
N…
Napkins
Ohh rings
Paypur klips
Qween’s sceptur
R…
Rawks
Streeng
Turtul
Undrgawments
S…
(Catslave, u has foget teh “L”, yoos uh Lolcat?)
string (frum cat toiz),
toiz (wiff string tied 2 dem),
Uzzer kyndz ob string,
Very long string
Wiskers
Xercise fingy
YNGs
Zipperrz!
Dukkie taip
Eer waxe
Flashin lites
G…
disabul teh skayl wile yur at eet….
uze da skail tu bork da baf
pul da showur kurtin doun an leaf inn tub
spil awl da champooz
blaim goggie
datz eh veree klene baffrum.
**big floofy kitteh hed (wif beeg sawsur eies) slowlee peeks owt frum unner teh bed**
Izzit saef to come owt yet?
dini oar sarah?
Me.
yu haz feer ob baffrumes? …:???:
*hums*
heer wee ar nao…gib us toonas
do not serve us…yull enrajuss
biteeng hyoomuns..is contajuss
…………
meow, meow, meow, meow, meh yowlz
wif da lites owt yu kant sea us
dat is wen we’ll
nom yur ….
…. toezies!
Aifinkso. Ai haz teh hawt fuj sundai wif teh cherri awn tawp owt heer. wunna shaers?
**eers perk up**
Choklit? YUM!
U can has teh cherry. I nawt lyk dem.
aaaaaand the donkey is there
Teh cheeree donkey laiks cherries?
itz all gud
Is there where the lines starts.
Yup!! Ai think there’z plentee!
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Ummm what is this line four again.?Naabbii?(water)
Okai, U can haz teh brownie.
Wif choklit sawse an whippy kreem, plz?
Ub corse, u want teh chokklit whippy kreem oar reglolar?
Reglolar, plz.
Mebbe warm teh brownee an put sum baniller isee kreem awn it too?
Iz alreddee unnur teh sundai wif teh sawf surv isee kreems adn teh hawt fuj saws.
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom…..
Eek! Donawt nom mee!!
FI fix teh spouty fing den the waw-ter cumz down leik Reign! frum above!
no spiders ok…
Ohai all. I has some gnus dat be happitayl an pouty-tayl at da saym time. Sum of you may remember – der was a liddlol bebbeh boi kitteh I was finking of adoptifying so I cud gibs him a happi home an a pretty cool beeg seestar (mai Mitts). Well, I contacted da hoomin dat found him an I lerned dat dis liddlol guy alredy found hims furever home. So I has a sad becuz hims was soooo cyoot an sweet an eben looked like mai Mitts an I kinda rilly wanted him BUTT (!!!) I also has a happitayl becuz da liddlol boi did find a furever home (even if it’s nawt wif me). NEways, I gess mai search for a sibling/frend fur Mitts continews…..
Hai mitts have you tried the shelters? Thats where I would start ifn I wanted a kitteh?
*Chucklol* So kyoot!