Never pick a fight
Never pick a fight with ceiling cat
basement cat lerned teh hard wai.
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butt(!) wil prae fur yur sole!
Congrats, catena – wen shall wee free meat agane?
et teh ty butik, awf korse!
wutts dis abowt free meat??
U can’t win!
Anom! Yoor ahrmz bee tew shoart tew bockx wif G-D!
o deer! Ooops.
How the smited has fawllen!
Him fell down an can’t get up
Bad idear.
blargh – I is dedd…
*psssst…*
*whispers, so no wun else will here*
ai just postified a vid-e-oh on the previous LOL, that is maybe relevant to your interests in stopping bullets and stuff.
*thinks*
there’s whippy cream involved too, so the skwirrels might be interested.
Ai just saw it! it wus brilliunt!!
an sum peeps have way tu much tiem an munnehs they use for our gud!!
Here – have a Tim tam…
“which pill do you want, red or blue?”
“how do i know? it’s a black and white movie”
snerk!!
oh, thanks fer the tim tam
thnxmnchmunchnomnom
O my CC, my gut hurts frum so much lolling. Tehse peeps are f8ll ov awesum and win! Fankee fur posting!
I lolled!
Ohai ma cween! I sawed u puttinged Maxy and me awn teh cryer! Nao that is soooooo sweet of u! Fanku! schmoos to u!
*whispur*
it is teh funny to hab it in “kitteh helth and welfare”
Ohai, HCR! I left yoo a messaj on yor profile asking hao be yor Maxy. Just chekt teh Cryer and saw teh update. Hooray for yor bunneh! Liv long and prosper, bunneh!
Ohai gremlin! U gots teh messaj too! Iz so touched by ur caring! {{{gremlin}}}
*runswifakwikness to chek owt twon cryer*
Ai nawt lyke to heer about teh sik animlols
Sendin teh beems fur mennee moar happihippetyhops fur Maxy
{{{{{{honeycakerabbit adn Maxy bunneh}}}}}}}
I r sorree, miniminsmum, I didnut meen to git u upset! Butt Maxy is doin ok, and her will b habbing mennee mennee years to cum! And teh meds seem to halp. {{{miniminsmum}}}
Aifink dat CC is finkin “Aw cum awn, Ai din’t hit u dat hard!”
Lukz tu mii lyk teh tabbie iz sayun ‘kome adn gett eet, swete ting!’ butt(!) teh CC iz havun nun awf eet.
suction cup malfunction
I seez a belleh dat needz snorgloling!!!
*grabz snorgle snorkle adn divez in
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
OOooh! Tabbeh spots! Um, cween? *luks deeper into floof; sees nuffink* Cween? When yoo is dun with that snorgle snorkel, mite yoo pass it along to meh? Kthx!
*dragz smal boks uv Snorgle Snorkels out frum beind teh ‘pyuter and pases wun to Gremlin*
Just maek shur U two is bak in tiem for High Tea!
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Spidercat, spidercat does (almost) whatever a spider can.
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Gravity sucks
the knack is to get distraktifyed just before grabbity turns itself on!!!
Juss ferget to hit teh grownd
Douglas Adams FTW!
There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. [...] Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties. — Life, the Universe, and Everything — Chapter 11.
purrsaktleh!
Aim at eggsaktleh that place in my audiobook
Arthur is now flying with the lost hold-all contayning the olib oyl, retsina, borked sunny glasses an sordid adresses…
Ai cudn’t `membur teh eggzakt werds!
… but google and wikipedia could
No, no Rodney, gravity may be a downer, but a vacuum sucks.
….(?)..>..>>……. . . …………….. . . …………. . . . . gud nigh all ♪
Ack, I r ded.
HOORAY, ceiling cat is victorious, he is the almighty, he cannot be stopped, there is no equal, and so forth and so forth
anom.
Noooo! Hez nawt ded, hez just pynin fer teh fjords!
u sure??
sure luks liek hees pushing up daisy….
Aifink him iz oberaktin!
an CC nawt luukin tew impressd eivver.
*whispurs* Iz only playin possum, Ifinkso! Is a trik!
Hameo kitteh plais deth scene…
*Eyes, look your last.
Arms, take your last embrace. and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death…
Here’s to my love! [drinks]
…Thus with a kiss I die.*
Juliet kitteh sez yeah, rite wateber dude! Moar crunchies fer meh!
Romeow adn Kittehleut ref!
BF473, thanks for that! I luvs me sum Romeo and Juliet. Sumtiems I quotes it to mahself in mah hed. Is useful for entertayning wunself in boring meetinks, oh yesh. Anuther wun of mah fayvrits is teh scene wher they meet at teh partay. “And palm to palm is holy palmer’s kiss.” etc etc. “Then hav mah lips the sin that they have took?” “Sin from thy lips? Oh trespass sweetly urged; give me my sin again!”
In teh moar recent Baz Luhrman vershun of R&J starring Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes movie, this is kwite a luvlee scene . . .
ooo, ai haz nawt seen taht wun but den ai am nawt a beeg Leo fan.
Mai faborite moobie Romeo an Juliet be teh Franco Zeffirelli vershun frum teh lait 60’s.
O mii too, ai lubbed dat moobie!
I lubbings it too. Is prolly teh klassic vershun, in mah opinyun. So far I has never met a vershun of R&J that I didn’t lyke.
Shakespeare in Love with Gwynneth Paltrow was another gud wun.
A hopeless romantik, I yam wun!
O yesh, o yesh. Dat woz berri gud moobie too. Butt bestest ov awl ai lubbin teh staj vershun ov R&J ai saw in Lunnon in nynteen mumblee mumblee. Teh Dicaprio/Danes vershun woz gud too, in a diffrent wai!
I luvving teh Zeffirelli bersion, too. I wuz ohaiskool age wen I saw it, and cried non-stop fur hours.
bewdiful furr though
Strypee Kitteh getz
awwwlllll reddee 4 Belleh Rubz,
but Hewminz nawt dayr!
Ceeleeng Cat can haz
“Pew! Pew! Pew!” wiffz himz fawtz andz
maykz Kittehz helpless!!
Strypee Kitteh faylz
atz hurz attemptz 2 tryz owt
Berreh Sillee Wawlk!!!
Jack.
dat belleh du nede rubben!
An overhands batmans punches.
Muuuuuum, he hit me!
didnt not did not did not…..
Did two, did two, did twooooooo!
did not did not phheeew nanana.
Grey Tabbeh: “So, dis is whut u luk like if dis wus teh seelin an yu wus lukin down?”
CC: “Dont yu go blasfeemin me, stripey, or powie!
ai saw da play – ‘yr arms 2 short ta box wif ceiling cat’
am I, perhaps, the only one more than a little creeped out by what occupies the bottom right corner?
like some three clawed bulbous naked sloth arm?
can not unsee…. can not unsee
DAHN GOEZ TABBIE! DAHN GOEZ TABBIE! IZ OVAH! IZ AWL OVAH!!
That leg on the right is serious creep. Not much skinny, if you ask me…
Is birdcat not ceiling cat, silly!