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ai can plai piano tuu
Congrats, PB!
Ohai Anni nd thx !!
Jus kiddign !! Ai cud bi Japaneaz ?? Taht wud bi it !!
Ai lub teh way teh kitteh seamz 2 sai “gedda moob awn”!
Himz / Hurz iz a berri kyoot kitteh !! Luuks nd behabiour !!
Wel, Ai fink wi shud sillibrate teh ty, Anni.
* PB bringz owt a tray ob sordid hawt nd cawl drinkz nd a bikki tin full ob Anzac bikkies, Tim Tams (in caes Nenne showz up), adn Lamingtons !! *
Cheez !!
Ai haz heered uv Lamingtons – nebber had dem IRL. Dey sownd berry nomilishus!
Tehy ar berri eezi tu maek butt(!) messy tu eet coz ob teh dessicated coconut !!
Yoof groops, Cherchez, ect, yoozd (stil du) maek tehm foar sale at fairs, ect !! Berri nommy !!
Sadlee, nawt sootablol fur me!
Muss dash owt naow b4 it starts 2 rayne! Bai!
Bai Anni !!
BTW, teh Lammingtons luuk lyk tihs
O.o. teh linkie iz borked !!
Tri tihs uvva ressapee
Oooh, teh Lamingtons luk nommie. May I?
*loads up plate with Lamingtons and pours self a mug of tea*
Tnx!
oooh fankew fur de ressipe! Butt(!) it sez let caek kule fur a dai at leest… a DAI??? hoo kan smel fresch baykin an leev it fur a dai? nawt mee, dass fur surtin.
so ai mite jus HAZ to trai wun uf yurs
mmmmmmmmmm!
Ur welcom, TLC !!
Heer, hab a Tim Ta… !! Hey, wair r tehy awl ??
TIM TAMS!!!!
*daintlee snarfs the hole lot…*
Gud on’ya PB!
No wurreez !!
tim tams?
tim tams?
tim tams??????????
*subtly, ever so subtly, sticks out a foot to trip nennepus*
*catches tim tams as they fly through the air*
*slides cumfy pillow under nennepus just before she hits teh ground*
okthnxnomnomnom
*finds hurself face inna down pillow*
*brain registers far away that TIM TAMS are leaving hur hand*
*does wun of those Neo-moves that stops time an bullets an stuff*
*and just misses recubbering the tim tams as they disappeer in PdB’s mouf*
*snufs*
* PB trabelz fru tym nd spaic wiv mergency Tim Tams *
*d’Beaker takes mercies on nennipuss*
*hands her a tim tam*
*distractifies her wif this vid-ee-oh*
Wat a lazee kitteh!
Mz. Annipuss, kitteh haz hoomin trayned verry well; I fink so!
Berry troo, dat!
butt(!) – aiz Pershun, nawt meezer!
Ai fort shi wuz a Hungry type !!
“Want Chinese tonight?”
“…any goggie we know?”
Nao, nao !! Yu nede tu rice abuv taht !!
I’m bery bery Soy ’bout dat… mmmm Soy Sauce mmmm
Ime finkin Suite nd Sowa !! * Juts joekin, yu kno !!
*
Well curry up nd maek sum
I’d beg for some, but I Cant-On-Knees
Ai carnt panda tu yor taysts, yu kno !!
Tehre’s a roste in teh ubbin, butt(!) no Peking !!
Siam amewsed
Ai cannut let tihs dragon. Ive gawt tu exit (adn enter mai bed).
Chow fur Nao !!
Sweet dreems, PB!!!
spekun awf haffen teh hyoomin traynd:
That’s just how mah kitteh have traynd me too!
and ai had an eggstra bi-lingual lol…
Meg is norbeegiun for Me – so I read it Me likes yogurt wif Joe…
*trundles of the NB – to ask if the YNG’s can do mah ayehrninn….*
epic LOL LOL LOL!!! dis shudd bee on teh home payge!!!
Taht kitteh haz bofe a hyoomin slaiv adn a kitteh serbant !!
datz teh awnlee wae Joe eetz teh yoegut – awf of Meg!
Meg tride tu resist butt(!) gabe up wen shi knu shi wuz likked !!
Did Joe and Meg haff a confused abowt hoo you asked to cleen up?
Joe normelee goes rite ova tu du eet, musch tu Megz enoiense. Butt(!), awf kors, kuz ai wuz filmun, hii stayrd at mii wif dat luk.
Deh be luvely kittehs!
With its behaviour and looks it reminds me of a pekingese dog.
Kitteh is having a well-balanced meal. Just look at that balance!
Takes kittehs paws and duz teh fluffy tail walltz.
DISSCLAYMER: Fluffy tail walltz does not hurt kitteh but envolves toonafish brybe.
Hmm !! Teh fluffee tayl woltz wud maik a lubblee bideo .. Hint !!
Eff I tryed teh fluffy tail walltz with mai kitteh, teh nooz wuld have a feeture about hoomin viktim of cat mawling, dee tails at elebben. Toona brybe wuld not suffice!
Nao ai unnerstand “Dissclaima: Fluffe tayl woltz duz nawt hert kitteh !!
Kitteh en videeoh luks purrfectly well behayved!
Ai had a bad fort : Kitteh getz fed wiv chopstikz becoz shi cannut be trussded nawt tu clor hyoominz on tehir hans !!
yoo haz a gud poynt
*sigh* Its allways teh sweet nd ennocent luking wons yoo have to luk owt for!
Ar yu stil torken bowt katz ??
yoo haz anutter gud point!
eep! mint to all sew say “eyes nawt shure nao!”
Faster, human!
Gud morning all wonderful peeps. Mi gosh dat kitteh shure cans eat, Just likes a googy. What tind of kitteh is that? hes gots a flat face ,wierd but cutes.
Lukz like persian with a bit of bear/koala throw en fur gud mezzure.
Ohai 5 Eagles !! Cud bi in tihs bideo, ai doan kno …
Datz a lotta katz!!!
Meegwetch PoissinBoi that informative yet nows I has 1,00000,0000 more question greats now eys Has to going reading homeworks about gaazhangs(cats).
Uyus can’t bread bear and Koala together silly.
okey okey, kitteh and bear/pug?
oh yesh we can!
we can do magic in cheezland!
wif majiklol results!!!
now dats a catbird!
yesh it is!!!
an donut listen to dose hoo seez Photoshopped or Gimped – they are just mugglols an donut noes eny better…
and the catlizzurd too…
i has a sorries people, i has been typing teh last few days an nebber entrodooced myself. I has been reading ichc for kwite sum time butt nebber posted until resentlee. Ebberyone is so nice, i coodnt help but try to join en! I always luv reeding teh new lols and teh hoomer ebberyone shares
I iz still lerning to talk teh talk, hopefully itz nawt too bad.
Ohai, missmeow!
Welkum!
chek yur profyel – ai bii sendun eh ‘frens’ rekwest.
adn klik heer tu lern frum teh cween hao tu link yur profyel tu yur naym
Schmoooz!! fankz fur spredding deh wurd!
Ofankou catena fur teh halp n welcome! I ahpreeshiatesit very much
Teh link is verry helpful, so hope this werks!
I seems to be having truble posting wiff my proffile, I will reed teh blog dyerektions more closely.
testing?
Yu can haz bloo!!!!!!
Ohai missmeow. I can be new 2. U are soo rite about dis bein de funnest sitee.
Adn teh frenli-ist ai muss add!!
Oh hai missmeow!! ur lolspeek b purrfekt!!!
Adn welkum tu Cheezland!!
Dhe onlyest rule heer iz tu playing nies. Dis b a wunnerful plais!! Deh peepz am frenly and deh fudz haz no kalreez and deh drinkz haz no alkeehawl, so u kin haz az much az u like!! Adn wii awl kin sing and dans purrfektly!! Hoo Wudn’t lubbing a whirrld like dis??
U kin klikking on mai blooname tu go tu deh Cheez Town Cryer fur nooz and halperz uv awl sortz.
*handz nissmeow a hawt chokklit wif wippee creem adn chokklit sprinklolz
Cheez!!!!
*faispaw* sry, dat shud b missmeow!
Wuz taht an axident oar a neer miss, mai cween ??
* PB getz sended tu dun jin … *
*tossez a timtam intu deh dunjin
tankou too cweenmj! Dis plase sownds like teh happyest plase! Tanku verrymuch for teh chooklit
Alsew, gud to no der is nooz for all lolcats to read!
missmeow welcomes eys new too. Eberyone is super nice here. They has a lot of patience espiecaly with me LOL. You needs to get an avatar.
Tankewe 5 eagles! Glad to here dat part about teh patience! I will get an avatar asap
gravatar.com?
WP duz gravatars… if yu makes a WP accownt yu gets wun, aifinkso iz what most uv us duz.
Ohai missmeow! Walkome to cheezland!
Iz funneh, izzint it, hao yu can lurk fur a bit an feel lyk yu gno peeps eben if yu nebber say a fing yurself? But iz much MUCH MUCH moar fun when yu joins in, yeshyesh, so ai hazza happeh yu haz delurked!
Aww tankewe prysma-kitteh! you is right, it was fun reding butt sew much more joining in
Ewok-kitteh lurvs teh noms frum teh stikx!1!
btw
SPLORT!1!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
fank u, cweenmj!
ur kindyness maeded me awl bettur.
schmooz bak 2 u!
Dere b few tingz in life not made bedder bai chokklit!!!
chex out teh eer hares!
Dat be wun uh-door-able wee bit ub teh floofeeness!
*whispurrs*
test…
*yells at tawp uv lungs so as tu be nawt-sekkund*
Mownt McKinlee!!!!
hao manee tyemz yu mus bii tole?
Rayz yur han!!!
*puts in eer-plugs*
Fankyu P-K – butt (!!) tudays answer it 42!!!
wich is the number of mah commints wp suddenleh startid to nom.. at leest dats how menny it feels like…
I had to unbloo mahself to be hurd!!!
Plz note dat deh profile name format haz ben changingifyed. Menne peepz fownd dat using deh URI format:
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxx
maded dere commintz inbiziblol.
try uzing dis format insted:
h ttp://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=xxx
(where xxx b ur ICHC name)
Dis halper brot tu u bai Deh Cheez Town Cryer’z avatarz adn bloo namez paig
ai noes… but ai had the rite format – and it just stopped wurking tuday, whyle i was comminting!!!
*sigh*
Well! Hmmmph!!! Stoopy WeirdPretzel!!!
*shakez floofy paw at deh cantankerus pooterz*
Whair iz dat DawnKey tu gib it a hoofin???
Aww, I wanna take him/her home!
ADORABLE!
Naow this kitteh certunly haz deh hoomans well trayned…eggsellunt jawb
Wat tipe of kittah is dis?
Looks like teh purzhun to me. Peek-fays kine, aifinkso.
Awslol looks like teh Furreal Kitteh.
How u get ur kitteh to do dat??
My cats and dogs love eating from chopsticks! i need to video them
An I fot mah kittehs wuz teh spoyled…
Ditttoo. A leest I not hass to gib fud by hans.
lol i can has chopsticks and food too?
You might wanna keep this one away from water and not feed it after midnight..
Is Gizmo!
ehmygod! so lol worthy. awwwwwww
awww! what a cutie! squee!!!
Kitteh luks laik widdle Ewok! Awwwwwwww!
ZOMG kyoot meter just borkeded!
[ ] / (Borked off the scale!)
aaaaaawwwwwww that is the cutest kitteh i have ever seen doing that. so cute…wat kind of breed it it
what breed of cat is that? its gorgeous!
Sooo kyuute! wook at dat face, ohhh I jus wan to peench eet!
pwetty kittie yu haves
I want that kitty!