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An cawld
ohai anni
gud moanin an congarats!!!
sum tee an kookiez?
trows an “r” into moarnin …
Doan’t bovver awn mai akkownt! It’s 8pm heer!
Thx fur teh congrats, tho!
An we haz a brayde wiv nightshade.
Iz cawld an wett! Gitme outta heer wifaquikness!
*curtains open*
tahdah!!! it’s the Skwirrlolsformerlyknownastehartists whippycremeskwirlols: the MerengueskwirrlolS to go with the Conga Rats for annipuss!
Thx! Merang iz mai fabrit dreem fud!
depe, tu!
geddit awf mee!!!!
Ai iz nawt a catfish!
dis iz nawt happicat eidur!
Oh teh Porositee!!!
*gigglol*
Ai thinked dat azwell, Tidmum — rite after ai posted.
Aer u feline beddur 2dai, NS?
Ai am, fankies!
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No fever for over 24 hours, which is good. I’m quite tired today as I didn’t sleep well last night, and I’m low on energy in general since I’ve had no appetite for a week. My voice sounds horrid from coughing so darn much — but I’m out of the house for the first time in a week. Hooray!
Gud 2 noe u aer awn teh mend!
This is fun!
*splash*…
*paddlol*…
*paddlol* …
*reechis edge*…
*clymbs owt* …
*stoopy hoomin wif kamra runz fro lief*
*reminds stoopy hoomin “wat goes arownd comes arownd!”*
*stoopy hoomin runz in circlols, fawls inn pewl*
*kitteh lafs an taiks pichoors*
kitteh iz doin teh Swim!
*peeks in*
*luks around*
wow…. sloe day in cheezland!!
Ter iz cheezcaek an punkin pie in te brekroom in last LOL–halp uself.
BOOP!
BOP!! *runsawaywifaquiknessgigglolling*
Hay! Yoo get bak heer!
*skampers after mezzomom*
ware bee ebrywun tudai???
ai haz inkwirin miend an wanna noe:
Iz two kittehs two kittehs stil fyeten?
Hao iz Aahz’s boi wif piggeh floo?
*crawss armz an taps foote*
*powts an holde breff until ai gits sum ansirs*
Um.. Kwikk, gib willy boi sum ansers b4 her terns bloo in teh faes!
O. 2kittehs haz anserd so WB can breeve a bit!
Fanks fur aksing Williboy, I has an update down thread.
*eggs hailz*
whew…fankeez fro da updait two kittehs…
deed yu sea da idear bowt puttin banilla awn dems soe dey bowf smel da saim?
*goe awf tu due sum deap breafin eggersiezis*
I did, I tried a variation, I doused demz boff in catnip
Is a gnu rock band: Kat-rina and teh waves!
*waves bak to gremlin*
*waves summoar*
Hmm, wot if teh band wuz “Marfa n teh Muffins?”
*wates wif a hoepful*
* frows sum marfa stewart zuchini muffins @ DK *
SNARF!!!
Martha and the Muffins Echo Beach
Noes! Teh watr shuldnt b wet… srsly…
Wud a shamwow halp maek teh watur drae?
Ai tink alturing teh propurrtes of watr wud be a moar effectiv venture.
Aifinkso dis be teh jawb fur teh WetVac masheen. Iz tu mush waddurs foar jus teh shamwows.
Butt butt butt teh shamwow is magiklol, no?
Teh watr shuldnt b wet. Nawt alowd ><
Ick doubl post fail. Mai apoligees.
pleez tu blaim stoopy Weird Prezzel nawt silverpaws….:-)
iz always WeirdPretzels fawlt.
NAWT a happeefase kitteh!! Halp gettin aowt NAOW plzz an giv sof sof rub wid big floofy towull!!
[Makin cross fase]
Jus HOW did teh kitteh get in teh watur??
oh yesh, teh luk on teh kitteh’s face iz priceless!! wunder if kitteh’s hyoomin is teechin it to swim so it knowz wut to do if it falls in teh swimmypool on aksident? i knows sum peeples duz dis.
Verry cute, the orange kitteh with orange eyes in the green green water — although so sad a kitteh! Too bad this kitteh’s feelings about immersion in large kwantitees of cold wet stuff aren’t like the reaction of that black kitteh who was busy ignoring cat-in-water stereotypes a page or so back!
Update about my two kittehs
Hissing and growling at each others has decreased, altho they is boff wary of each others.
Bout me:
Finger still pretty swollen, but the infection is not spreading and my wrist is back to normal.
Thanks cheezpeeps fur advice and support.
fur dose who don’t knoz
Previously in the two_kittehs household.
Interloper kitteh came in and my two kittehs started acting aggressively towards each other like they were mortal enemies. I intervened in the death match between them and was bitten and clawed. My hand got infected, from one of the bites
Moral of the storeh
Kittehs is little tigers
and dey is sometimes crazy
and U has to respect their authoriteh or U gets deh pointeh enz
….OOOWWWW
luks at her puffy swollen fingers
“Sometimes”?!?
somteims dey sleepz
Mii kitteh bited mii wen we was movin. He did not want! to go inna his carry box and fout mii. I had to get Aunti Biotics from mii dctr, an hii bringed in annuder dctr just to see teh bite.
Ai haz a happitayl dat fings are settloling down fur U adn teh 2 kittehs.
Haz sum ai screem sundaes tu maek teh owie in ur hand beddur
* Handz 2-K teh hawt fudj brownie sundai wif whippee creems adn teh cherry awn tawp. *
Iz moar if ottur cheezpeeps wants.
dat sounds delishus, can I has a cherry garcia?
Glad to hear ur on the mend!
Butt (!!) aim suprised at their reakshun to the outsider – I wudda fought they wud hab a united frunt towards him!!
silleh kittehs…
They wuz, the interloper retreated in 30 sec, but after that they turned on each other. I wuz shocked too
“i didn’t inbite him over, yoo did!”
“no i didnt’, iz yor frend, not mine!”
glad fings are settling down an yor infektifyed hand iz getting better. my yunger boi gotted infekted paper cut wen him wuz 3 or 4, hand swolled up liek a red baloloon. had him to teh dr. tinypediatrishuncat right away, teh owchy hand medisine made it go away! wuz very skary, tho
teh wet.. teh cold…. it BURNZ!
Turrkish Van Kitteh
juss needz a stikk andz Hewminz
feenkz himz am Dawggeh!
Turrkish Van Kitteh
yoozez ‘See Boarn Invayshunn’
2 attakkz Dawggeh!!
Turrkish Van Kitteh
natwz skayrdz ubz Coaldz Deep Wetz. So
himz willz Purr~see~veer!!!
Jack.
Dis is one of those swimng cats I sawson the short video.
mooninn♪
iz freezins
I really need to stop reading these comments…
Dis kitteh luks liek a Aminal Crawsing kairacter. Bery sad.
That is just sad and cruel.
I agree! Very cruel!