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Iz it ower collarz?
conga rats, anni & LCB!
Thx catena!
merengueskwirlolations!
*puzzloled look on annipuss’s face*
You can not has herd 0 da merengueskwirrlols??
Nope!
well, the skwirrlols keep getting caught in Tess’s chipmonk twap, so they can has been shipp’d to Kimkiwi’s place where they be using their whippycreme skillols to learn to Merengue. In the majik that is IcHC , this dansdansdansing creates , as a by product, a fluffy tauping for teh pies from da pi stall.
O Ai sea. Dat’s az cleer az mud!
Yesyesyes teh merengueskwirrols is gettink gud at maeking teh merengue. Nd dansing teh Merengue. Fankies sweetpea!!!
Of coarse they can’t danse. They has 2 left foots!
Tehy is liek me???
Teh Nd is a ‘and’ not a ‘not’ bai teh wae.
U has teh same last name?
copy cats copy cats
U have similur noses
iz teh saym noen luk!
No, is because they listed each other under “Fambly Members” on their insurance forms.
Which form is that under lolcatburger? t-35a secion two too family line 56?
section tutu??
is there a danse requirmint for insurance now?
guess that wud be teh safety danse!
*nods* iz dense, aifinkso.
no, silly peeps. is in the Souf African Clerical section. Ask Africat, bet he knows.
Photoeyeshopped…..LOL
Good nooner all.
Nope! Sum kittehz hab diffrunt cullerd eiiz natrullee!
I didn’t even notice the eyes! I thought it was the posture! Sigh. Observe much? Guess nawt.
*wispers*
Mii neever Q!! Ai donut fink ai wud be a reely…reali….rely… gud witnez at a cryme seen
An peeps tuu. I haz a nefuew whoz gotz wu bloo eii & wun brown eii.
i has somfing liek dat 2 (& i’z not related to teh kittehz… i fink…)
i didn’t know that until Romeow told me!
yup, romeow’s kitteh romeow haded teh differnt-colurd eyes!
we had a white kitteh cawlled Hartley. Him had odd iyes
Thatz right! These beeeyoootifull kittehs are Turkish Van Catz – thay haz one eye orange, one eye blue and lovez 2 swim!
We haz a Turkish Van cat, too. He doznt hav 2 different color eyes but is still super cute.
Sorry, I’m an English teacher and start hyperventilating when I write in lolspeak.
Looks like this person’s first attempt ever at Photoshop!
he’z mai brudder frum anudder mudder, so itz kewl.
Split from the same jeans!
Awww…slipper kittehs~!
Oooh, slipper kittehs…. DO WANT!! Maeks eggsilent burfday presents fur awl cheezpeeps, Ifinkso!
Eye can’t halp but wundur whut peepul see?
Deyr so cutimous wit deyr eyz and teh litlol feetsies
all tuckt under.
*titens teh helmet thingie wiv a qwikness*
Ohai ebberywun! I has asorree I mist all de lOLs for awile (doo to RL pleh). I has brot punkin pie and cheezcaek 4 de breakrum, and whippee cream and banilla icey creem. Dis is grate picher, butt(!) is de itteh bitteh kittehs dat do de splortage.
Cheezcaek? CHEEZCAEK!!!! runzwifakwiknesstudebreakrumannomnomnomnomnoms. O fank yu twocatwoman, Ize needed dat, bin a ruff moaning – had tu getz teh kar fixed. Kosted many munnies & I hav a berry big sad. But cheezcaek givs me a happytale. Now maybe I kin hav sum icey creem wif whippee creem on top…..I bringz da meri…mero…mur….da red cherries fur da top.
merengue? you trying to say merengue?
*skwirrlols show off their new dansing skillols[ learnt from teh little ebil people in Kim Kiwi's computer] producing mounds and mounds of merengue as they dance the merengue*
Kan teh skwirrlols com tu mai haose wen ai maeks lemming pi?
Ohai twocatwoman, ai nawt think we haz meeted yet.
*offers floofeh paw of frendship*
Naice to meetin yu, adn fankees furr teh punkin py adn teh cheezcaek adn awl teh uvva guddees.
Ai bring sum sordid drinkz, cawfee adn chokklit, adn sum wyne fur dose hoo want it!!
Ohaithx berry much. needs cawfee wid pie.
Ohai 2cat & mochan!
ai bii awfren teh floofee paw awf frensheep (it bii frum ‘azevedan’….lawng wurdpress storee)
Iz ok catena, I’ze bin called lotz of fings, jus doan call me late fur cheezcaek! An chokklit.
Hay! Nao my nam not bloo.
Twin bruddahs frum anuddah muddah . . .
I is beein modderated//TWYCE!
Breaking gnus….
2 Brudders frum teh same mudder Ragdoll bois. I can has dem.
Chokklit points an bloo iyes an *splorrrrrrrrrrrrt*
O noze! tidmum is down an modderayted!!! O the hayuge manatee!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Gud save bf473
Fankiees…*settles down unner blankie cuddlin penkwin.Noms pastrees an sips hawt chokklit*….ahhhhhh.
…suddinlee I has had a thunk….Hoo will sabe me wen mai gnu bebbehs cum owt frum teh sofa an make me splort? …*wrings paws*
ohai gnu babehs!!!! happytale indeedee!!!
wee can haz pichoors? pleeze….
wen tey cum owt frum under teh sofa, I will show yoo dem
Whut? U no has a under-teh-sofa cam? Hmph.
U heard. I sayed “hmph.”
I meaned it, too.
Oh oh oh, I’ze not kwalifieded fur splort repairz yet, so I jes putz alla braynze ina big bowl until halp arrives.
Whew, bluesfan473 tu de reskue!!!
*swimswimswimswim*
Tidmum, are you all right?? Speak to me!
*wrings flippers nervously*
*feek and weeble*…..unwring yer flippers…I ….is …fine…but feekanweeble……
*grabs Hugh_G_Manatee’s flipper an coasts slowlee froo teh water…ahhh! bliss
fanx momchan
I need dem bwaynes .Tehy has a yooseful
Hao dare dey moderaytify owr bery own Tidmum?!!!!1!!!!!
*sigh* tehm nawt lub me aifinkso
Iz happnin lots ob tymes laytlee.
An I is nawt sayin bad fings or rood fings or nuffin *sobs*
I wuz juss tellin abowt mah gnu baybee kittehs.An how splorty tehm is *sniffle* an wp eetid mah poasties Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Pleez nawt to cry tidmum, heer, haz anuvver hawt chokklit adn sum chokklit kookees!
*offers tidmum sum hankees to wype teh teers*
Yu got gnu bebbehs unda yur sofa??
*wypes iyes* **Hoooonk**….
Fankies miniminsmum
I has 2,cownt tehm, 2!! chokklit poynt ragdoll bois
Reeves an Mortimer
tidmum, ai canna beleeve I never sent yew a frend request (I just sent one)
conga rats on teh kittehs! we can see pikshurs?
fank gammacat
Tehy is beein flatcats unner teh spfa at teh momunt.
wehn tehy cum owt i will tayke lots ob picshures ….eeben mai kidlets has nawt seed tehm yet!!
nu kittehs? tell us morre!
*Hands tidmum a festive ShamOlé*
That happened to me a while ago. Turned out I was using a non-nawty word that is on teh nawty list because it was part of teh screemname of a particularly vile t-r-0-l-l.
But about these kittehs? Is they gonna need somoene to teech them mad burglar skillz? Cuz I is a mad burglar.
Mortimer eeben has teh mask like Zoe!!
Grasshopper Ifinkso!!
Eggsellent!
How does ur kitteh girls get along wif teh n00bs?
Hazel sed ” ” an went awl marsmallo pooffcat,butt (!) Fern has nawt grayced us wiv her prezzence for a fyew days…’the Posh side’ is her seccund hoam
Dere b a nawty list? Mebbeso my 6 losted posts gotz losted cuz I wuz akksudentilly using a nawty wurd. Where kin I findz dis nawty list. Iz nawt de same list Sandy Clawz keeps at de Norf Pole iz it?
Cyborg kittehs haz returnd tew teh past so dey kan saive teh fuchure.
Likwid metal goggie bee behynd teh kurtan dere, luuk owt!
Hay! That may be liquid, but itz not metal!
Bad dog!
Dese kittehs spookie lik gost twin grils in De Shinin
“Come play with us, Danneh!”
“Forever and ever and… O look! A bird!”
Darn, Got a poinment wif Dr. Tinycat, mebbeso I be bak latur. Bye fur naow.
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sipycup an HissyFit an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif choklit icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen they fly, bottles ob bublols for blowing, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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dis iz a repeet frum yesterday:
ohai evreewun, heer is teh burfday fairy wif a VERY SPESHUL ANNOWNSINGMINT:
many ob yoo haz had a wundering, Wen iz teh burfday fairy’s burfday? well, i will telling yoo, it iz dis very munf, in Nomember! (i will not sez teh eggsack date, becawz taht mite gibbing away my Sekrit Idenity, an tehn it wuld not being a sekirt any more, an wut iz teh poynt ob habbing a Sekrit Idenity if it iz not being a sekrit?)
sinse it iz being my burfday dis munf, i wuld aksing for a very speshul prezzie. i not needs toyz an goodies; i haz a hole facktree ob my very own to making thoze fings!! but if yoo haz enjoyed a taysty burfday caek, or a goodie bag full ob toyz, or a eggsiting game ob trol-hed crokay, yoo kan doing dis for me: yoo kan making a donayshun to a aminlol shelter or reskyoo ob yor choyse during Nomember! if yoo not haz a munnie, yoo kan gibbing old towls, fuds, eben yor time!! (or aksing prysma-kitteh or romeow, hoo haz eggsperience in shelter, wut wuld be gud to gib) it will make teh burfday fairy’s hart happy to kno taht sum more innosint homeless aminlols are being helpinged!
fank yoo!
now, teh burfday fairy knowz taht times they iz tuff, an many cheezpeeps not haz qwite enuff to go arownd. burfday fairy duz not want any ob herz deer cheezfrends to go wifowt wut tehy needs!! if yoo not haz a ekstra munnie, yoo kan still gibbing old twols, fuds, kleening supplies, or yor time to help teh aminlols!! or yoo kan clikking on theez linkies evree day to haz a sponsored donayshun:
FreeKibbleKat
FreeKibble (for teh goggies; we lubs the goggies too!)
The Animal Rescue Site if yoo will be buying holliday prezzies, mebbe culd buy a prezzie frum the shop heer, teh munnies go to halping the aminlols, so yor prezzie munnies duz two fings at wunse!
anyfing yoo kan doing to help, no matter how small, will make teh burfday fairy happy
fank yoo!
Burfday fairy yu iz ful ov teh win adn awsum!!
Yu alwaiz finkin ov ovver peepz fur teh burfdays, adn bringin teh burfday guddees adn tois adn stuffs furr awl teh cheezpeepz to shayre. Adn yu finkin ov awl teh animlols too adn wontin to helpify tehm!!
To wishin yu a happytayle burfday wenevver it iz (in dis munf ov nowunder), ai wil be takin sum blankies adn teh horsey saddel clofs (tehy be padded adn berri comfee furr teh kitteh adn goggie beds) to teh animlol reskew playce nawt too far from mai hoem.
Awww – u jus maeded mah eyez leekify, Burfday Fairy. U iz full uv win an awsum — bery bery full uv win an awsum.
Oh grayt and powrful and wise burfday fayree, I duz sevral of these things in yor honor. Happeh burthday! And thankee for halping us honor teh burfdays of cheezpeeps every day of teh yeer. Yoo is most genrus peep. In yor honor, I tries to go and du sum gud nao, kthx.
oh, fank yooz, miniminsmum, nightshayde, an gremlin!! (whew, i haz a hard time keeping up wif all teh fankyooz!) anyfing, liddle or big, iz gud!! i not needs more stuffs, but tehr iz teh aminlols hoo haz nuffing, so tehy shuld getting teh prezzies
Meetloaf kittehs! Regulur n lite!
Bublols!
Pore no-legs kittehs! I takes them for a ride on mah skaetbord.
wheeeee!
HAPPEE BURFDAY, BF! Wii shortt on monies naow, but I will be donatin sum old blankees and sheets–I needs to cleen out dat clooset amyways.
fankyoo twocatwoman, taht iz a very helpful fing so teh aminlols can haz a comfy in teh shelter
“Psst…yur wearin mah contakt lenz…”
“…Huh? Wuz sooo sleepee dis mornin wen I put dem in…”
Babs and Buster Kittty. No relation!
i think their eyes got mixed up at birth.
i tinkz u get ur eyez switched
Haz enywun seen mai feet?
We didn’d kno da tunnel wud lead us here. We just popped up thru da hole!
OMG! It’s teh Bowie twins!
Yeah, methinks they might be a little TOO closely related. Different colored eyes are a sign of inbreeding.
Not for Turkish Vans. The breed was discovered literally swimming in Lake Van in Turkey. And the bi-colored eyes are one of their breed markings, but not all Vans have them. They can have blue or amber eyes. My Van has amber eyes.
Well…. your eyes….