Life’s not been the same
Life’s not been the same since Decaff.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
« Previous 10 points to Gryffindor! | Every night Blackie made Next »
» 72 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
Cheezburger Network Blog
Ai need caffeen
N
O G
C A
R S
A T
on leedign teh brade, Anni !!
Thx PB!
And ai doan lyk tea
no fun attall…
Real coffee, pls
At leest till lunshtiem!
The best part of waking up is a meezer in your cup!
Good morning, Ai, PB, and krelm. At least, morning where I am.
*Pours mugs of caffeine coffee for all who wantz ‘em.*
Still mornin heer fur anuvver ower! Ai aer nawt kwite hoomin b4 Ai haz mai cawfee in teh mornin!
yup, yup, iz mornin’ here… but koffee iz welkom aneetyme!
* PB joins teh Q foar teh kawfee *
Thx Q !!
*nod, nod*
Yes, Ai needs my caffeine in the a.m.
Ohai, Jean Jeannie. Coffee for you, too?
Sure but maeks it fullcaff! MmmmMMM! Wif a side of cute bloo ied Meezer too. Lurves Meezers and Pixie bob kittehs teh best!
Time to hit the shower and get ready for work. Pleh, stoopy RL interferes again! Baifornow
Bai Q Hoep ur dai goez well.
enjoi teh work, and don’t shower too hard… no, wait…
Teh sunn iz tryin 2 shyne an Ai muss go owt. Bai fur naow!
have fun in teh tryin sun.
Hab a gud tiem owt, isle sea yu nex tiem !
jus we two again! no beer kwestshuns ta dye. tanx for teh info yestehdye!
Tahts OKay !! Ai woz rong tu sai Emu woz from SA, butt(!) teh list wuz riet. Ai axed sumwun todai, adn tehy sayed Fostars duz taist lyk diskworter, so yu iz teh rite !!
Enniwaiz, Nenne haz joynd, so wi hab kumpanee !!
Tessd, tessd * tessding teh nyu wp mail coz itz nawt kwite riet *
wp mail??
Ai yuuz teh “Notify me of follow-up comments…” feetcha adn it haz chayngd sins yestadai. Teh big cheezis mussd hab tehir raizens.
It yoosd tu altar teh teckst nex tu teh “Add Comment” buttin, tu tel mi Ai hab subscribed tu tihs paig. Nao it izn’t wurkin foar me.
Awlso, tehir emayo subskripshen haz moar confyuzshen nd opshinz. Aim habbin a hoapful it wul kum gud …
Wun step foarwerd(press), twu stepz backwerd(press) !
42
Mt mcKinley!!!
1924
Millard Fillmore
SEA MONKEES!!!
Ohai Nenne !!
Ai bean meenen tu arks, wair duz the Mt McKinley refwrenc kum fraum?
ai fink it’s an offen asked kwestshun in meerikun quizzies…
xaktley, itz the answer to tteh kwestion what iz tallest mtn in n. meerika.
standard on tests from 5th grade up.
Butt(!) itz in Alascar. Iz taht reeli part ob Merricar ??
Tihs iz lyke arksing iz Tasmania part ob Aus 
*
*
ifink LCB started yoozing it heer.
I take kitteh to caryboo coffee, we can has dubble la tay.
On sekkond thawt, i can has lacktoes intallerance too
Kitteh shud nawt lacktoes. Needz tehm foar the kik ob def !!
Too troo! kitteh will learn to luv all toes eekwally
akshulleh it makes cents that kitteh is lacktoes intolerunt…
Ai herd taht tehy ment tu bi wen tehy gro up ??
Awl mi kitteez hab demandid milk adn doan lyk worta, sew ai gess tehy hab no prublims dyejesting cowz milk !
*whispurrs: ai ment that they are intolerunt of lacking toes
I’ve had to kittehs that tolerate yogurt and sour creem – they tolurate so well that they try to steel it wehn we put one down
Wotz tehir faborit flaiver ??
vanilla!!
O. Ai fort it mite bi “Froot ob teh (norwejen) Forist (cat)” flaibur !
:pleh:
:ras:
Decaf Kitteh
is catatonic
Decaf Kitteh wontz “pick-me-up” !!
* PB triez tu pik kitteh up butt(!) getz clord harf tu def !! *
Decaf kitteh is feline blue
(well kitteh does half blue eyes….)
Darn that nesting…
*hands missmeow sum pretteh red yarn and darning needlol*
Heer u go- shud maek WP all pritty!!!
You’re sew kind Nennepus
My side! It splits from laughing
Tahts a gud fing !! Hab a niec day / morn /arvo ebreebody !!
Nite! Thank ewe again fur the laff!
pftftftpftft!!!
*wipes tee of screen…*
@@@@@@@@@@@
Lives without decaf is a life withouts cats.
Oops how wude of me….. Gud morning all.
Ohai 5 Eagles !! Ai wuz jus goan tu bed. It neerli midniet !! Sea yu !!
Good nite PossenBoi lol I just got up and starting work LOL.
Any greeting will do, really. Is morning sumwhere in cheezland! Hello dear cheezfrenz, habs a gud mundane! Mine started teh pleh – had to stand for WUN hour before a train came to take me to wurk. Razznfrazzzn publick transport!
caluu… 10pm at hiar, aim comm to receptionnn. uhmm it’z harrd to speeak angglich….. ….. …. …… .. . . . . . ……yess
Hello? Carotte? Is u ok? U needs cawfee? Mabbeh straight in teh faice? Say sumfink!
Yull hab to excoos me toodai, I switched to Sanka.
ha oui?…… ….. .. ? . ai unndasutann half ward of bard… maibi.. ……..
Hello carotte! We understand that English is not your first language. You are very brave to join in. Keep trying! If you want help please ask.
Dee~Caff Kitteh fyndz
owtz hurz ‘Getz Up andz Goez’ gawtz
up andz slowlee wentz!
Dee~Caff Kitteh coodz
sleenkz daown 2 Starr~Bukkz, butz hurz
no habz sum Munneez!!
Dee~Caff Kitteh needz
2 tellz hurz Prittee Wun dat
hurz needz reel cawfee!!!
Jack.
coffee for teh cat
coffee cats danse a ho ho
ice cream for teh crow
I cantz beleebe meezer is cat-atonic for more den free minits ennywy, cafeen or no cafeen. They stop breefly to let their insides settle bak into place, then GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO agin.
Teh luk on my fase iz teh same az on teh kitteh’s fase. I can has Pepsi?
tannks all aill trai againn…. .. .. … … . …♪