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N I nawt ebben b teh noein gee-I’m-a-tree
conga rats awn ledun teh parayd!
Fanky, catena! I iz moovin daown 2 da nekst kawmint sew I kin gitz summa annipuss’ tripplol-chokklit cukkeez — Y nawt U joyn me?
Oyez, pleis!
Kthx
Congrats, Aahz! Ai still hab sum triplol chokklitt cukkeez!
Fanky, annipuss! I wood sertinlee liek summa dem plzthxnomnomnom
yu tew kewt fur skool
Liddle halp plz?
Ai been stukk liek dis sins U wented tu wurk!!
Haowd U gitz liek dat inna nawt-sekkund plais?
Nebber cawl Chuck Norris a wiener dawg.
siedwais kitteh pohsisshun
ai sosc eh leas
luks purdee obtoos 2 me
a kyoot kitteh is akyoot!
heehee!
@@@@@ all my burgers are belong to you!
butt(!) kitteh has akyoot!
heh — datz wun akyoot GMTA, catena n tessm!
Right!
will yu kosign mai lone?
wow, yew really are off on a tangent!
datz wot happunz tu sum awf teh skwarez!
O yeh? Den watt happinded 2 da rest uv da skwayrz?
dey tride tu bii negatiff, adn bekaym emajunerree!
Dey stai attached tew teh normal lyne!
Equilolcateral
@@@@@!
noe hims acute trianglol!
Butt (!) I thotted kittehz had 4 poyntee enz, nawt 3…
pls tu nawt bee stareotypin de kittehs………
dere iz innfeenint plausobiloltees ware kittehs ar inbolbed…
iz fuzzy lawjiks…
himz not obtoose or right but acute!
Pythagorean kitteh … um … pythagorates?
isn’t that something to do with the squaw on the hippopotamus?
aifinkso goes like this:
the son of the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
@@@@@!!
OT: Ai haz tu ask teh cheezfrens nawt tu bee using teh ’s’ wurd. Tu teh natib american youth dat ai wurk wif, iz teh saem az using teh ‘n’ wurd.
What the “s” word?
got it the “s” word mmmmmm As much as it is slang the word like was miss translated agreed.
oh, sry. I wuz nawt aware uv that.
Whut ai wrote is the punchline of a very old geometree joke.
dose dang jean desighnaz – makun kittehs tu fitt en kornaz!
noh wun putz kitteh in teh kornur!
sigh. bue-bai, Patruck!
lukz like he b wrecktanglolareyezed, tu!!!!
Kitteh cone!
OhAi to awl, butt ai haz been stuck in RL and specifikally wanted to ask Aahz how iz ure boi and wife? I hope better and not sick nymore?
ohai evreewun, heer is teh burfday fairy wif a VERY SPESHUL ANNOWNSINGMINT:
many ob yoo haz had a wundering, Wen iz teh burfday fairy’s burfday? well, i will telling yoo, it iz dis very munf, in Nomember! (i will not sez teh eggsack date, becawz taht mite gibbing away my Sekrit Idenity, an tehn it wuld not being a sekirt any more, an wut iz teh poynt ob habbing a Sekrit Idenity if it iz not being a sekrit?)
sinse it iz being my burfday dis munf, i wuld aksing for a very speshul prezzie. i not needs toyz an goodies; i haz a hole facktree ob my very own to making thoze fings!! but if yoo haz enjoyed a taysty burfday caek, or a goodie bag full ob toyz, or a eggsiting game ob trol-hed crokay, yoo kan doing dis for me: yoo kan making a donayshun to a aminlol shelter or reskyoo ob yor choyse during Nomember! if yoo not haz a munnie, yoo kan gibbing old towls, fuds, eben yor time!! (or aksing prysma-kitteh or romeow, hoo haz eggsperience in shelter, wut wuld be gud to gib) it will make teh burfday fairy’s hart happy to kno taht sum more innosint homeless aminlols are being helpinged!
fank yoo!
Oh wat a wundermous idear!!! Yu iz da bestesst Burfday Fairy!!!!
aw shukks
deer burfday fairy: Hippo birdie two ewes!
I am gonna be givin a bunch o’ cleaning supplies to my local shelter in yur honour dis Caterday.(remember to wash hands between patting each kitteh odderwise they might catch yur heiney flu germs)plzthxokwashyurhandsfur20secondsbye.
taht iz wundermuss idea!!
ai gabes fiddy dollurs tu da ASPCA dis pass thirsdai…..kin dat kount?
an ai gibs mai spaer chanje tu an TNR ferul kat plais wenebbur ai byes kitteh fud two… an wif fibe kittehs ai byes lawts ob kitteh fuds
an an grate beeg HAPPI BURFDAI!!!! tu ower wunnermus burfdai fairy!!!!
yes, taht cownts!! thoze are very gud fings
ooh…ai ddi dat, tu, willy boy!
Dis be so tipical of Burfday Fairy’s jenerosity … gibbing to odders on her burfday. Good idea, BF! Will do someting nize for the animlols.
aw shukks agin
ohai burfday fairy~! i will give sum old towels an sum plastic ware fud boles!
taht iz very gud idea!! fank yoo!!
Happitayle birfdai to you- ai will doante to SPCA in ur honor- yesh, yesh!
yay!! fank yoo!
also, if yoo not haz a munnie, or eben if yoo duz, yoo kan clikkie on theez sites evreeday to get sponsor donayshuns:
FreeKibbleKat
Free Kibble (for teh goggies; we luvs teh goggies too)
The Animal Rescue Site
fankies!!
Oh Hai, Burfday Fairy!!
Dat b deh awsum idea!! Kittehz adn goggies awl ober deh whirrld will fanking u (and ur sekrit identity)!!!! adn awl deh peepz hoo donating will b beeing gud fairyz fur deh aminlolz!
Hippo Burdy 2 ewez!!
Schmoooooz !!!
schmoooz to yoo, mai cween!
Dere Burfday Fairy,
Thiz iz teh most wunderful thing yoo ar dooing. Ai awlreddi do teh FreeKibble site. An ai am so glad yoo put it heer, becuz enewun hoo duzzn’t know about it – shud!
It iz a fun place, wif lotz ov interesting kitteh an goggie trivia – an tehy give 10 peeces ov kibble fur ebree anser – rite or rong, to kitteh shelters.
Teh moar ov us hoo doo it, teh moar fuds taht can be given to teh shelters.
An it comez to yur emeow ebree day. Yoo don’t hav to do enething except lern and hav sum fun! Cudn’t bee bedder than that!
An HELLO DEER LURKERS!! YOO CAN DOO IT, TOO!
Just think – thousandz moar ov is – waht a diffrence it can maek.
Y
An ai awlso giv teh munnies to teh Alley Cat Allies.
Yoo can find tehm at alleycat.org.
Tehy help peeple hoo work maeking shelterz and feeding teh feral kittehs – an hav teh trap/release nooter/spay projeks, too.
Ai think skwirrrlgrrl duz this, too!
An ai will round up mai old towelz an cleening suppliez an – stuff – to bring teh ar local sherlters in honor ov yur burfday.
*deep breth*
AAAANNNNN ai wud just laik to say –
Ai cant bleeve hao luckee we ar to hav ar verree own Burfday Fairy, an ar cweenmj. Where but heer in Cheezland duz enewun hav such peepl? (ai’m counting teh Burfday Fairy az a peepl!
)
Oar – maybee it iz just becuz we live heer in teh moast wunderful plaice in awl ov teh innertoobs!
cant gib de moneis, but I will gib our shelter sum uv ar ol blankies and sheets–I need to cleen de closit aniwayz!
Yu is teh coolest birfday fairy eber! Is a grate ideer.
U be welkum! I iz Oh-FISH-ally dedicatin our fosterin ov Little Silvertoes (found at age 4 weeks in a garage) to yor Burfday! Also tryin out a Bloo
Naym. Hoap it turnz up bloo. Here goez…3-2-1-POST!
YAY I Z NAO O-FISHILY BLOO!
is eeklolatpurrlol triangle kitteh!
OMCC! gud wun!
yoo needs to gibbing yor name a blooness, cheesebrrgrr, so more peeple kan haz frends wif yoo!! see teh Cheez Town Cryer, helpers an majik triks to lurn how!
Your kitteh has malfunkshuned.
Pleese return kitteh to uprite posishun for optimum performunse.
Advanced Katasutra!
LOL! SUPUR egstra win!
C? Kittehs reelee nawt has enny boens!
iz open to interpertation. kitteh is an awtist.
Wut yoga positshun iz tihs?
Siliasana?
Iz deh ‘i’m a kat adn u arn’t!’ pasishun.
Triangle cat, triangle cat, doing the things a triangle ca[n']t…
Equi-cat-eral triangle.