I didn’t do it
I didn’t do it And even if i did You wouldn’t punish this face
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boi is dat tru!
Splort alert iz awn hai. Grab yer proteshun!
Conga Ratz awnn the solo nawt sekkund.
Wuud U care four sum shampers?
Wii can haz bratwursts fur noms.
Whut tu haz wiff the brats?
Applol saus
Buns warm frum teh oven
Catsups
Dill piklols
E…
Edam cheez
Fresh radishez
Gwakky Moelee
H….
Horsey radichez
Ice screems foar afturs
Jalepenos relish
K…
Kikapu juis!
Lawtz awf choklit (frum Jack and cweenmj)
Moyr choklit!
Nutz adn frutez
O…
kikapu joi juis
L’il Abner ref FTW!! L’il Abner was a classic comic strip by Al Capp. (My age, let me show it to you.) N E way, Kickapoo Joy Juice was a moonshine so strong that it knocked drinkers off their feet, and out, at the first sip.
Come sit bi mii adn wheel be teh owld 2gevver. Ai lurved teh liddul duud taht wokked rown wif teh clowd ober his hed bn reigned on.
Aifinkso dat be “Joe Btfsplk,” or sumfin liek dat. Ai lurved Lil Abner too.
I awlsew lurvded Li’l Abner! I yoosta liv n norfwest Arkinsaw, n up yonder dey yoosta can haz uh Li’l Abner-theemd mewz-mint park kawlded “Dogpatch, U.S.A.” wif awl sortsa rydz n fun stufz 2 dew liek trowt fishin n fingz.
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Wun uv mai mostist fayvrit rydz wuz da “Kikapoo Joi Joos Barrul Ryd” wat spind U rownd reel fast til U stuk 2 da syd uv da barrul, den da bottum uv da barrul wood drawp awai sew U wuzznt standin no moar, jess stuk 2 da syd uv da barrul. Win da ryd wuz obber, U wood b sew dizzee U felted liek U had drunkt sum Kikapoo Joi Joos!
We iz not owld, we iz aged tu purrfecksun!
Omyums
Potty toe chips
Qwinss pi
Root beer floats
Sour Krawts
T…
Tangy piklols
Underdun burgers
Very oberdun burgers
Well dun burgers
Xtra well dun burgers
Yams fryd up liek fronsch frys
Zabaglione…hay, it eben maeks sents!
ooh…..
oooh….
oooohhh….
SPLORT!
Yu neber lissen to me. Nine elebenty! Ar catena is ke-splorted! Send the CCC stat!
*dragz in teh CCC.
Luk at deh mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
Ok. Awl deh braynzez inna pile.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
Got em awl pikkinged up.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
Bak dey goez intu deh braynze pan.
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? I tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
heeeeeeeee!
“nawt deh faro!”
What the C C C?
iz teh cheezburger crash cart, aifinkso, ifn ai haz studied correktly. haz all uv teh supplize necessary to be repairing teh splort, with teh chrg (wdoi) etc.
iz also a portable hamper fur those uv us hoo iz nawt certified awn drivin teh crash cart, iz moast useful fur tew be repairing teh splorts!
hello sunnyhuckle LOl
Cyut Cwash Cart… sorta lyk an ablee ans fur splorts.
fankee, bdm! ai did nawt hab teh lingo kwite ryte, but wuz close!
Dat yew wuz, sunnyhuckle
Eys was looking for down there LOL.
Othx tu yu tu!
Bote teh swete cween adn Jack Deth
Fur savun mai braynez!
Ohai, catena!
Opapunnz CCC
and fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’ 2
cleenz up awwwlll t3h mess!
Poarz braynz backz wayr day
beelawngz. Buddurr Fly Band~Aidz
maykz it awll prittee!!
Pullz CHRG
dawn tyte. U wawntz Bunjee Coardz
oarz wyde Dukktee Tayp?
Rapz Dukktee Tayp tyte.
Can haz Urll Gray oarz Iee Bryte
Tee frum beeg Thurmuss!!!
Awllso habz LawtzFraozinn
Milkee Wayz, Roal~O, Hurshee
Bawrz wiff lawtz awllmundz!
Tayke Floofffee Blankitt
andz rapz it arowndz catena
til hurz getz bettah!!!
Jack.
Jack u is teh awesum!!! Ai lubs Roal-O! Choklat!!
oops. nesten faylure.
pleis tu sii jus abuff dere
fur haiku thainku!
a poetic splort repair?
*swoon*
*also swoons*
Lubly!!
ai haz teh CYUUUTT!
*titens geer awn hed*
*runz bai wif deh dukkee taype
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
*rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap,
Dehre, u b ok now!!!!
*snips breething and eye holes in dukkee taype*
yew okai in there?
Teh cween is teh ober-exuberant wif teh dukkee taype!
Hep! Hep!
Blargh!! Ai ar ded!!
*Gitz owt hart starting electrodez and BIIIIIIIG bat ree
*attachingifyz electrodez tu Dave
KLEER!!!!
*JOLT!!!
Dave?? breeth, Dave breeth! K’mon, Dave!!!!
*chekz fur hart beet.
Nuffin! KLEER!!!!
*JOLT!!!!
Dave?? breeth, Dave breeth! K’mon, Dave!!!!
{hack!!} {wheeze!}
It ar too layt. Sabes youself.
yur nawt ded, yur awnlee moselee ded!
*shuffz choklit possum een shayp awf pill don teh dr’s troat.*
dere. dis shud wurk.
*Gets owt pen*
*Hallows out da middol*
*Opens up swiss army nife*
*Hands it all over to da cween*
*Plugs in da daflipullor* “Sheesh!”
Toklit possumn? I fink ti are like autumn. Possumn.
Ar toklit possumns gud to eets? Dey is toklit. Hao bads cud it bees?
*eets tolkit possumn*
Possumns in mai toolkit? Ihopnotso!
dey veree
handeepaweeTrooooo Loooooove?
yoo haz had much praktiss wif taht, my cween, aifinkso!
Aaaawwww, so kyoot. *snorgle*
Oh, heck.
Ka-Boom!!!1!!
umm, DR? Yew is teh otay? Dat was soop, nawt splort? Oar splort?
“KaBOOMs are soops, nawt splorts!”
Maeks moar sents tehn “Soops iz frends, nawt fud!”
wuzza soop?
Sry. Was teh splort.
*gives kitteh a stern look and gets reddy to do teh talking to*
*breaks into tears*
I’s so sorree kitteh, pleez forgib meh.
Okai, dis mayd mii LOL. Hubicat jus axed ‘wotz soe ufny?’
adn ai jus shode him teh LOL, adn rede missmeowz kahmen, adn hubicat COL! (chukuld…)
heehee, glad taht yoo both liked it
Butt teh kitteh gits awl teh credit! Too fuzzy nd kyoot!
Ai wuld nawt punish dis face
Ur rite, kitteh. I cannot plunish u. But promise u won’t deplete my retirement account again, ‘k?
Heres interents 4 cents for your retirements.
but kitteh b in-no-cent.
Gud wun!!!! @@@@@ fur teh snappy combak!
*blush* thank you.
Omai. Rezistanc be futyle. Bai bai bwainz….
******SPLORT*********
(times elebenty!!!!1!1!!1)
Mitts iz don!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wae furr teh CCC!!!
*sweepz up teh Mitts braynez an rinsez dem wiff saylene solushun wif sliyt hint awf pomegranut*
*pakkz dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
pakk kpakk pakk …. aof….gettz een dere!
*fassens wiff dekratib dukkee taep wif littul kittehz adn goggiez*
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG*
*Leeds Mitts tu teh splort recubbery lownj and wraps inna floofy flowaree blankie an gibs…gibs…gibs…*
dang…uzd mai las choklit possum tu mayk Dr Tinycat’s pill!
*lukz aroun wif akwinuss*
*giffs Mitts kuddlee bron bere tu hug*
Dere, skweez dis adn tink awf udda tinks!
*runs in wif truffle kitteh frum locle chonklit maeker*
Heer’s chonklit…uh…excpt iz kind ov kyoot…
on, my! 2minions, wuz taht lokal choklit maker Moonstruck choklits? ai haz seen them advertized, but nebber samploled won!
Tehy iz teh Moonstruck! We has a weiner!
Ai dusn’t knoe hao gud teh truffles iz, but tehy iz teh dangermously kyoot!
Wait – heers linky: ht tp://www.moonstruckchocolate.com/meet_the_truffles.aspx
Demz beeyooteemus noms! Do Want!elebenty!
An at Halolween, tehy maeks litlol BC truffles to go wif Ivory Cat wuns – cubberded in teh dark chonklit!
OK, nawt helpin…
Rut-roh. Ai luuked at teh linky. Wai oh wai do tehy hab to show teh chonklitts in CROSS-SECTION?!? Must hab chonklitts NAOW!!
*runs off to rade chonklitt chip supply*
I CAN HAS MOONSTRUCK CHOKLITS?!?! DIS IS DA BEST SPLORT RECUBBERY TREAT EVAR!!! I moved to da eest coast from PDX just ober a yeer ago an I miss Moonstruck choklits! Nomnom nomnom nomnom!!! I can has moar?? I be RILLY good, i PWOMISE!!!!
Yur kiddin! Yu wuz in PDX, too? Sunnyhuckle iz in Hubbard, aobut 12 miles sowf on I5.
Were onna RiteCost iz yu nao, Mitts?
I iz in West Virginya nao an I lubs it here butt (!) I miss byootimus PDX too! Awl da trees, an mountins, an da oshin! So pritty!!!
ohai, Mitts! pdx iz poorer fur yur leebing!
Sunnyhuckle – aifink sumfing is wrong wif your bloo linky. I klikified awn it so I kin add you as a cheezfren (if you want, of course) an it took me to an error payge. I tried it agin finking i did sumfing wrong but da exact same fing happened da sekkund tyme.
*sigh*
dunno why iz borked, try heer, wif teh spaces remoobed:
h t t p://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=sunnyhuckle
will try to fix in my (snerk) spare tyme!
ur name is linked tu (wif deh h t t p in front)
://en./ wich izn’t rite at awl.
Heee sunnyhuckle done gone and broke her link LOL. Probley played with it like a kitteh with a string.
ooh, 5e! ai duz lyke teh strings!
aw. heck! how did that happen? ai will fix tomorry!
*puts it awn teh list*
fankees, my cween!
I klikkied ttoo, SH. I lib in Nampa, ID, sorta purty cloz.
Mai cuzzin iz in PDX tu! Shi & hur hubbi haz teh tee:
ht tp://www.taooftea.com/
oh my, taht iz won kyoot kitteh! ai will resist, ai will resist, ai will resist, um camed heer fur a reeson…oh yes!
5 eagles? are yoo still awn?
Yes I am are you? You bettr on plug yourself don’t want to waste power.
huh?
well, ai wuz just awn teh cryer catchin uo awn teh gnus. an saw yur abatard wif teh name, “pete” warnin abowt innertoob scams. Wuz taht yoo, or an interloper?
Okai, jus fur teh rekkerd, ai REFOOZ to fink ov 5 Eagles as “Pete.”
“5 Eagles” iz much betterer nayme.
Pete is my real names LOL I has no secret identiys but I know I shoulds keep things low? I have nothin to hide. Whats a interloper?I have heard an atalope.
5 eagles is me and my 4kids. Da eagles represseent Love and I has love for my babies. Love for mother earth and all who walk on her. (Sounds corny 5 eagles).
NAWT corny – iz ossim!!!
What is PDX? I looked at your profile LOl sorry.
Lubs fur teh fambly iz nebber corny, always wundermus! pdx iz teh designation fur our airport, wuz orijunally pd for portland, but then the faa sed awl namez hassta be tree letters, so portland added an “x” fur pdx
Offishly, “interloper” is “buttinsky.” Ifinkso Sunny wuz finkin ov sumwun sneekin into Cheezland in disguys as yu!
Glad to knoe it wuz rly yu. Iz gud advise!
I wish i could helps with the cause(animal shelter) but I am torn in why they got there in the first place.
why teh shelter got in need, or why teh kittehs got in need? ai haz ‘dopted kettehs from teh vet’s, (wif a donation) an win ai found sum kittehs abandoned by teh railroad tracks (sadly, only won survived) ai took him to my local vets an they took him for adoptifying (wif a donation, wich ai waited a wile tew tell teh tr0ll!)
They iz berrry gud peeps, but cannawt werk wiffout monies, wich ai gibs win ai can. Wish ai gnu ware pk’s lol abowt teh tew kittehs crossin teh brij wuz, wud postify it, is hart-braking!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5097380
GMTA!!!
The LOL breaks my heart….I get all teary-eyed and sad just thinking about the reality of it. Trap / Spay / Neuter aifinkso.
fankees, Griffyn! ai adopts, an spays, an neuters, an lubs teh 3 ai gots wif a whole hart, but! iz so minny owt dere!
an they repays my lubs elebenty gazillion tymez over!
prapz u b finking uv dis?
deh hart borking lol b bai Shippx5
ai haz found prismakitteh’s poast on teh cryer. iz here:
h t t p://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/page/4/
pleez be removin teh spaces.
These 2 kittehs borks my hart, ai do wut ai can, but iz so much moar to do!
Iz taht teh answer? ai doan noze, but tries tew halp win ai can!
iz so minny kittehs hoo nobody lubs, ai cannawt halp but want tew halp them awl, wich ai cannawt, but do wut ai can. But these sweetharts are on my frij, to keep merindin me taht iz so much tew do! Sorry fur teh soapbox attitood, but izza big issue fur me!
I read the stories but what we do as humans is not respect for ourslves let alone animals.sometime we treats our pets better then our human friends and them sometimes we treat our human friends better then animals(?) There must be a balance somewhere. I don’t have pets cause my parents treated their Irish setters poorly, instead of ending their suffering they put them through thousands of $ and yet they still died in pain. So having said that I don’t have pets. My daughter brought her kittehs/grandchildren i love them but I do not take care of them. I make sure she does. Shows them the respect they deserve. I hate people who treat amimals badly for they are supposed to be the smarter species. So again I have my heart torn out some days and other days it swells with love for the animals/pets. Do not think of me cold but as someone who thinks before action. I really like this place LOLcat cause it helps me get balance.
(could someone translate this to LOLspeak so I can learn more).
I am 5 eagles (????)
Muskrat who cares for the Fire.( Spirit name)
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lyfe iz a path uv lurning
you do not have to speak lolspeak, we can all read the english quite well.
and, sometimes the fire speaks to us, as well. And…some of us hear “care for your people” and some of us hear, “care for the animals, for they are our children, too.” and some of us have hearts so big, they just can not draw the line on caring, whether is for beast or human. So we simply love, and, for some, love is enough. Peace to you, 5 eagles.
an, 5 Eagles? as you love your daughters, as you love the Mother Earth and all that She gives to us, I, and many cheezpeeps love Her, too. And we try hard to love each other, and show that with warmth and caring. And we love the cats and dogs and others that The Mother has given life to, also. And maybe that is why we are all here, because we love, and we want to make better that which can be made better, in the name of The Mother, and in the name of Ourselves, and that which we hold dear.
Anom, sunnyhuckle. xo
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If you look way up at the top, there is a blue link that starts out “Learn LOLspeak…” Click that – it’s a lot of fun & I’m still learning my way around.
Wooot!!! Mi Post finully wentz throo!! Teh las 6 dindt show up AT ALL!
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated”
–Mahatma Gandhi
You said “are still awn” like I am plugged in.
teh kitteh in teh pikshur is so kyoot!
teh kehhti dunt do it
wuteber he dunt do.. he dont knaow
cute!
he be habin…
he noez ur weekspotz.
-QM
Plausible – I meenz PAWSible – deniablolity!
Cuddent stai madd at taht fais ebben if ai wunted tu.
Ohai Sunnyhuckle! I wuz just on mi profyle, lookin at the purdy messages you sent me. I wrote back tu yu! And mi Fluffy says hi!
oh. good! ai wuz afrait ai shared too much an scairt yew! an snorglols to your Fluffy!
And, ChocoChick87? Please feel free to talk to me any time, and if you want to do it privately, please email teh cween to pass it on, and I will respond. I have lived long, and seen much, and try hard not to EVER judge!
Peace to you, CC87!
Akkk!! iz sew kyoot!!
*SPLORT*
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep. Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop. Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk, tuk.
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Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
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Heerz a chokklit possum, & a hawt chokklit.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
And a strawberry-banana SoBe fur yur blud shugar!
ohai cc87! ai hope ai did nawt skare yoo away wif too much sharing! yoo touched my hart!
Oh noes, nufink short of murder or rape would scare me away. I am glad dat you lyke my message. I fink yu R a truly curagus pursun.
I jus realizered taht the CCC nawt teh only fing arownd here taht needs scoopy-scoopy-scoopy and sweepy-sweepy-sweepy!
G’nite, all!
Um, ai donnut rekkomend mixifying doze tings up.
Good nite 2minions
Gud nyte ebrywun! I has had a loooong dai…running errands, picking my sister up from dance, and worst of all, a pap smear (groan) Y? Y did dey invent such a fing?! Anyway, I goes to brush my teef and stuff and den checks fur replies wun more tyme. Den I has tu go tu bed.
Nite-nite, CC87. Sweet dreems!
(Ai noes dat test is no phun, butt is bery important to go! Ai’m shur it has sabed manee libes. It will be ober befoar yoo noes it! Adn maek shur DrGyneCat warms up teh spek… specc… um, dat fingy tehy uses.)
Yu tinks a pap smear is bad, wait till yu getz a mammogram. Majur owies!
Nyte all!
This cat’s forehead is entirely too large, someone should definitely alert the authorities.
I couldn’t punish that little kitty!
AI Iz daown!
*KERPLUNK!*
Noooes! No punish kitty plz
Who can punish that cute little face??