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Dat maed him opin hims eiiz!
Con greatz, anni!
Thx catena!
yes, conga ratz and mambo mice!
And lawts o noms. Ai’s nawt talkin bowt teh rats and mice, Ai swear!
It did? Just how long is this thermo-meter anyways?
Lawng enuff!
…or TOO long!!
Az fur az teh kitteh iz consernd ennee lengf iz 2 lawng!
Poar kitteh.
How is ur fever, NS? DOes u need ur temprachure took?
How handy that I’ve brought along a thermometer for you to use! It is hoomin size, though….
Um — no fankies. Ai just needs DrTinyCat to call meh bak so ai kin going bak to bed.
Itz bin 2.5 hrs & she hazzint called. Mebbe itz a gud sine tho — if it wuz rillee bad, dey wud haz called rite bak & sed ai shud get may tayle to teh E.R. Mebbe no gnuz iz gud gnuz. *shrug*
O hai, NS–ai dint noes yoo were sikk! Ai hoap iz a gud sine, lyke yoo sed, an yoo knot hassta goes 2 horsespittail! Git well, soon!
*smooz* Kitkay
ifinkso iz nawt a thurrmo .. um terrmom… hmmmmm.. tempurrturr fink .. butt dat da pooh babbeh iz habbin flashee baks frum wenned he walked inn onna heem hoomins doin … yous nose — da “wildfing…”
U mean… this kitteh?
Yep — jest likee dat!!! Naw whenebber hee klozez heem ayes he seez whut can neber bee unseen!!!
an it remembered me ob teh lol dat cweenie likes…
first i was like dis
and den ai lolled
***goes n luks for lolpik***
is dis wun
then i lolled
an den ai went “oh carp” is not der….
ai dood it atwerk wair ai cannot see the pikshur innymore…….. ai cannot see the abatars…..ai cannot see mai profyle……. ai can read comments and see teh daily lolpik, but dat is bout awl!
ohai dats kowld!!!
GMTA!
jeez – warym eet awp nawt sekkund!!!
GMTA
oh teh hoomaniteeeee!
An an… teh indignitees!
and teh.. teh…..
*BOOP!*
BONK!
*BOOP!*
*BURP!*…Ooops…sry….’scyooz meh!
Whut they doesn’t show is teh v-e-t in teh background going to make a note in teh kitteh’s chart and unable to find hims fountain pen.
that’s gonna maek a mess in teh litterbocks later….
…or on teh eggsamining tablol in 3… 2… 1…
Owwwchee WOWWWWAAAAAaaaa…. da Fountain Penz???? Wif dat pointee pointeee end??? Wut kinda quakkerz doktor didid you takes mii two!!??11??!11!!!
Sumwun callz mii a BadzPraktise Attornee!!! Ii habs much damijeez … an an an mentall deestress!!
Ai felt fyne…befor dis
Hi, cheezpeeps! I bring greetings from failworld!
Ohai Judy! Wot abowt cukkies? Didja bring cukkies?
Yep, greetinz aer gud, but cukkies aer beddur!
Hi Judy! Gud 2 see u heer!
Ohai Judy! (ex-tends teh floofy paw ub friendship)
*shakes floofy paw*
Nice to meetcha, catslave!
O hai, Judy! *squeeze*
*pops back to kitchen*
*reappears with freshly baked cookies*
Here you go! And I promise, no Spam cookies. These are tuna.
ohai Judy!
are we doing exchange studies today? I’ve been visiting failblog!
I saw you – that reminded me it’s been w-a-a-a-ay too long since I’ve visited.
Hai Judy. Tanks for tookies but you got any udder kind? eys no like tunas.
Hi, Judy!
I won’t breathe on you. It’s nice to see you here, though!
Don’t worry, NS – if I haven’t caught it from facebook, I don’t think I’ll catch it here.
I hope your doc calls soon!
She didn’t. I just called back — nothing much they can do for me & they don’t want to see me unless I get worse.
If only they had told me that three hours ago, I would have gone right back to bed. *grumble*
I’m going back to bed now. You kids have fun!
Get beddur wiv a kwikkniss NS!
nitenty-knight, NS!!!
Ohai Judy da failpeep!
yu takin brake frum da horneeplai rollchat?
qu’est que c’est you doing to le chat??
Gotta rest up for the next session, willy boy!
Yu shud alwais pace yurself….
lawts ob restz….
an noms – wee haz caeks inna brakerume……..
oar we kud due pyez iff yu prefurz?
Cakes are always good! Thankee!
ohai, Judy! nyse 2 C U! *floofy hand nuklol bump* *pawnd* *[sweez]*
teh leest yu kud haz didded wuz warnz mih!!
DEW NAWT WANT! git mii outta heer!
Get teh fermomiter owt uv dere nawt sekund!
o yah dat tew! speshullee dat…
But teh kitteh onley wenttid to teh v-e-t for a thorn in hims paw!!
But teh v-e-t neadid 2 be shore dere wuz no infekshun!
Iz nawt teh saem kitteh, but we getz teh point!
If it were a movie, it wudda maed a great ‘dramatic kitteh’.
liek dat lemur movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14alLh3LglQ
oh, my CC, dat mayded my ii’s gitz big, 2!!
Reminds me when Iyes had my last pisacal. The protate test. I passed though.
How lawng did you has to studey for yur test????
45 years I sink?
wutt R yoo sinking about?
Heem haz a sinkin feelin wen heem finks aboot dat test!!
I usta hava cat named Pokey…
Those are two different cats.
1′ed
Caek inna brakerume!!!!
wee kin haz mini flaburs tudai…………
Anglolfud wif
Budderkreem fraustins an
Choklit chipps
D…
Debbil’s fud
Ebry flaver frawstingz
Frootycaek
G…
*runs to breakroom withaquickness*
Dollolps uv wippycreme
Eggstra-thyck frawstingz
Frawstengz taht haz froot in itz, liek …
Goozeberreyz, adn snozzberreyz …
Haezlolnutt wif moar
Iss creem
Jellifyd tawppink
K…
Kokonutt
Lemmings
Maplol peakahn poune caek
N…
nutz (whin yoo feal lyke won, if yoo dont, git teh mounds)
oatmeel,
Pee-nutz (whin yoo nauft feel kyke All-monzz)
Qwite gud debil fud
Red bellbit pownd caek
Swete potatow pownd ceak
T…
*faints*
*putz smellin saltz unner skwirrlgrrl’s knows*
*pats awn lil hans*
yu oakay dere ?
odeer – itz wuz teh pee nutz, aifinkso! *runzawfwifakwiknes tu getz teh brume … sweepysweepsweep … getz ebbree krum uv pee nutz gavverred upz adn frowz tehm inz teh rubbush binz … wipeywipey daoun awl teh surf uzzes soe tehr’z noe trayse uv pee nutz*
ai hoapz taht helpz, skwirrlgrrl …
*passes a bier bak n forth under Leeza’s noes*
Thermometers will change you. *nods*
ORLY????
I has a question, and need advice from cheezpeeps
My two cats are behaving very strangely towards one another, they act like they don’t know each other, hiss and growl at each other.
While separating the hissing, growling, biting kittehs I got seriously bit by one of them and now my entire hand seems is infected.
This started after a neighbor’s cat came home.
Please does any body have any suggestions or explanations for this strange behavior?
go to a Dr two_k!
you might need auntie biotics…. I had a friend that had a cat bite like that, you don’t want to wait and let the infection spread!
re the strange behavior, unless you took one of them to the vet and not the other… I dunno. I’ve heard though that when a cat is sick other cats will react badly to him… hope your kittehs are ok!!
I already did, he has prescribed a dose of auntie biotics, so I hope I should be OK
well, good yoo gotz teh meddy-sin! Butt pleez watch it and if knot gits bedder wiffakwikkniss, caul bakk! Ai hoaps dis antybyautix wurx!!! Tayk care gud care ob yore selff!!!!!!
nope, my cats started behaving strangely after neighbor’s cat came into the house and they are both acting like they don’t know each other
ah! k… sometimes they just get that way, ifinkso… how long have tehy been doing this? Should get back to normal in a couple days I would think.
since Saturday morning
that’s only 2 days… tehy shud be getting back to normals soon, ifinkso!
iz prolly mizplaizd agreshun………. dey iz upset bowt da udder kitteh bean inn dere terrytorrie an takin et owt awn wun annuder.
Deed nayburrs kitteh pea sumwares mehbe? Hab yu tryd dose feliaway (sp?) fings dat sposed tu kalm dem doun wif scents?
Uh..da nayburrs kitteh wuzznt an bingal wif grene eys wuzzit?
herz a tortie
ohai!!! yu kud aske prysmakitteh!!!!
purfik kwestchun fro hurr two ansur
Eggselent suggestion willy boy! Prysmakitteh is teh kitteh whisperer!!!! Her kittehs haz teh wondermous!!! Ai meeted dem on Sunday! But aifinkso u is teh right. It is difinintely mizplace aggreshun. Mai kittehs did day when dey saw anudder kitteh outside on the patio. U can be teh kitteh whisperer tu!!
unforshunitlee moast ob mai tiem iz spint “wispurrin” inntu da eer ob da ebil williboi……..
hims iz an ful tiem jawb…
Wai is himz a beeg meeny? Haow can teh kitteh be teh beeg meeny? Sai its nawt sew!
whi?……bingals due nawt plai wel wif udder kittehs…….
howe?…hims grate beeg bulley wif pore soeshul skilz…jist aske mai nayburs an dere kittehs
ai kin sai ets nawt sew muche……onlee kuz himz nawt git tu goe owtcide sew awftin animoar….:-D
*gigglol* Cory sleepd teh rest uv teh day, aftur playing wif yur sun!!! Wored him owt compleetlee!
Hims wears me owt compleetlee tu!!!1
Taek teh vanilla (natural or extract) adn put a drop onna each of teh kittehs tailios, at teh base.
It will maek thems smell teh saem to eachothers, adn hope they will forget about that owtside kitteh.
If sum kitteh fite around here, owt comes teh vanilla. Wurks 4 outta 5 times. At least teh house smells gud. Aifinkso.
definitely get the hand checked out!
Does one of the kittehs smell different? When Cannoli came back from teh vet once, he was rather floral scented, and Shadow growled and hissed for two days.
Also, if the neighbor cat has marked anything in your yard, they might be feeling territorial, and taking it out on each other.
but my kittehs is indoor kittehs
if teh neighbor kitteh is outdoors, he may be marking near doors/window where ur kittehs can smell it though….
Neighbor kitteh could aslo be sending impolite text messages to ur kittehs. *nods*
*snork!*
bad kitteh!
must be a six-toed kitteh.
*nods*
did ozzer kitteh sez 2 hymn, “yoo kilt my vather, prepares 2 dye!”?
florrul centidd?
ai tuk suzyq inn wunce an dey rapped hur inna naztee chemikul smellin towul……..we wuz onlee gawn fur two ours butt williboi akted liek hee nebbur scene hur befour……….yowld an hisst an maid awl sordid skary noisis dat soundid liek wyld animol….him kept et up awl weakend……..lawkd him inn hiz karrier inn fro awile soe suzyq (an mee tu) kud git sum rests…..ai wuz berri skerrd hee wuld hurte hur az hims iz grate beeg meeny an shee iz an liddle pluffbawl.
Ohai! Sowree, ai late.
Um, advise frum vet tek teechur: if yu get kitteh bite, oar bad kitteh scratch, put a kwarter ober it an draw a line arownd it. If redness/swelling reeches that line, get thee tu a doktor ASAP.
Stay awn teh auntee biotiks until awl goned eben if it luks an feels bettererer. Kittehs haz teh bakterias in teh mouf taht be normul fur tehm but nawt-normul fur us. If yu bited yur kitteh, wud be same fing, rong bakterias. (Disclaymer: plz tu nawt be biting yur kitteh, this purelee hypo… hippo… just an eksample)
If yu can, ebery 12 owrs oar so draw a line arown teh red swollenness wif pen an put date/time awn it (diffrint colurs wurk gud). It halps yu, an teh doktor if/when yu seen layter, tu track hao it duing.
As fur teh behavyurs, what ebreewun saying duz making teh sense, but if yu wurried an wanting me tu see if ai can see ennyfing else, plz tu be lukking awn mai website (klikkee bloo nayme, iz teh Feline Harmony wun) an finding teh forms wif teh info kweschuns an ai see what ai can du. Ai duz nawt charje mai cheezpeeps.
aifinksew ai nawt watn dat thermometurr…
Ai fink its a befor n aftur teh bisit to teh gyne-, gine-, ladie doktor piktur!!
Tym foar mih tu venn shur owt intu teh darrk adn stoarmie ebbenyng (tu erlee tu bih nyt, aifinkso) tu goe hoam . *sneekz wun moar peas uv applolo caek foar teh rode*
Haz a lubblolee ebbenyng, wun adn awl!
*SHMOOS* …
bai italiana…….haz an nise nite!!
thankfully, we has been spared teh pickshur ub teh deddified hyooman in teh thurd panel.
Dat feels kooool!
“I can’t swallow a pill that big.”
―Fry
“Well then good news! It’s a suppository.”
―Farnsworth
Kitteh b tinkin “I whil grow teh thumbz then see how u liek dis, hooman sevant of teh basment kitteh.”
thermometer goes WHERE?!
Erm…this would be funnier if the pictures weren’t so clearly 2 different cats >.<
Still funny though