“Work” is a very strong word maybe it should

“Work” is a very strong word maybe it should say “acknowledge your existance”
hey! i do lotsa wurk arownd teh howse.
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“Work” is a very strong word maybe it should say “acknowledge your existance”
hey! i do lotsa wurk arownd teh howse.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: amanjen via Advanced Lol Builder
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kitteh, ken yu spayr ehh dyme?
Conga Ratz, Cantena
Othx!
huge kitteh wif floof, can you spayr a snorgle?
Work is a 4 lettur werd…
Ok, we can fix that. How’s about: “weurk”?
a ebil 4-letter wurd!!!
inz teh bestestest Maynard G Krebs voyse …*WEER-RRRKK!?!?!?*
Fur az long az teh cheezburgers last, ennywai…
Ok, mebbee i stikk arownd fur a snorglol, tu. but den I leeve.
ai wil purr inn yur genrul direkshun………….
az long az ai donut have tew leave mai comfy boks.
ooh …donut!! NOM!!
Ai wil gladlee aknolige u Tuesdai fer a cheezburger todai
Wimpy ref!!! Kewl!!
@@@@@@ x elebenty for yew!
!!!!! elbenty cheezburgers fur yu tuday– and yu donts eben need to pays me on twosday!
Oh deer!! wii wuz sleepin in wen wii shudda ben up adn on deh road!!! heer it iz after ten awlreddy adn i just got owtta da shower!!! Gud thing wii iz not onna sked yule!!!
Speeking of teh “work”, I was in a pleh meeting this morning and finded myself trying hard not to gigglol during teh discussion of a company called “GP.”
Peeps kept saying things like “GP will work wif us on this” and “GP is teh good at solving that.”
Yeah, RITE. Hmph. kthxwhereisthatpiggehthesedaysanyway?
Werkin?
Bwa-ha-ha! That’s teh vry funny, anni!
LOL
Aifink u aer berry meen 2 ur pore oberwerked phlonquai!
How he is “overwerked” when he has not been here to do ANY werk for me in about elebenty weeek weeek weeeks?
maybeh you need a new phlonquais.
has you thot about that?
I bet you’d find lodes of peeps that wud jump at the job! Espeshully wif teh employment sitchuation rite now… having a job wif no pay would be better than not having a job atall, rite?
As we sai in TTI, nawt awn ur nellee!
But… but… GP is my phlonquais! DO NOT WANT another!
*pouts*
Aw… thats kinda sweet!!
I wishes I hadda boss liek you….
um… almost.
*runsawaywifakwikness*
*snurt*
:snerk:
I just wantz to take teh kitteh’s paw and shake it…liek a handshake butt with teh paw…howebber iffink id just get teh pointeendz
Flooffee Kitteh wiff
tuftee paws shoodz sellz Snorgillz.
Maykz lawtza Munneez!
Flooffee Kitteh coodz
den coodz mayk Litteh Cawn~do
so mutch beddurrur!!
Flooffee Kitteh juss
habz 2 Rubz awn Hewminz’ leggz
andz maykz a 4chewn!!!
Jack.
grate pome Jack!
NU JAPPANEEZ MONSTUR: SNORGILLAZ! It destroyz Tokyo wif ginormus flloophhiye pawz n….fil in teh blankiez!
Iyes work for onion rings!?
kitteh wil werk foar cheezeburgerz … wil snoooozzzZZZzzz foar gushifud … adn wil leev yur toylet paypurr intakt foar tooneyfisch …
heer is teh burfday fairy wif a big sorry her wuz not able to being heer yesterday, to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lyokokitten and GCHLoki an evreewun else hooz burfday wuz yesterday, an to Gillybean an Cheezburgerluver12 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, yummy spicy applol caeks wif kreemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood rings, kandee, an funny cheezburger an hotdog stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
PARTY PARTY!!!!!!!! *5 eagles runs around in his burfday suit.
Yay! Happee birfdai tew awl birfdai peeps an fank u Birfday Fairy!
erm…5 eagles, maibee u shud uze sum uv dose cheezburg an hawt dog stikkers tew cuvver up ur nawty bitz *avertz eyez*
Ya sorriy Iyes forgot the danly thingys around cats, my bad.
Ohai! I no has teh burfday 2day. I mebbe kin sneek in and -ahm borrow, yesh borrow
– wun of teh bownsy sparkly balls? I has a yearning… *carefully reaches foar teh balls wif hesitating paw*
honeycaekbunneh – partay fabors bee furr ebrywun…nawt jest peeps hoo haz an burfdai
yu kan haz caek an drinksees an partay hats an wut eber ells da burfdai fairy bringd
Nao that’s grate! Teh burfday fairy, her b ‘nudder berry speshul purrson, ifinkso! I wonder if Iz ebbur gonna stop been amazed abowt teh cheezpeeps. I hope nawt!!!
*teh rabbit carefully sneeks forward*
*fetches ball wif furry paw*
*gibs ball a bunneh kick*
*bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop -bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop*
*pantpantpant*
this is teh FUN! Fanku, birfday fairy!!!
*bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop -bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop – bounce – hop…
yesh, birfday fairy iz ful uv win an awsum! Shee iz such a speshul purrson ♥
*noms a hayuge peece uv fudgy caik*
Nooooo touchy honeycakerabbit. LOL
*nom nom nom spicy appol caek*
*tries to talk wit mouth full ob caek*
“grmnbThxmmm!”
*plys wit bouncee bal*BOING BOING BOING
ooh – teh sparklee bownsee ballz has teh SHINEY wenn tehy bowns … *runzarownd inna circlol affturr teh sparklee, SHINEY bownsy ballz! … adn arowndz …adn arowndz … adn arowndz … ooh, ai gotz teh dizzee … plopz daoun wifa peece uv applol caek untel teh dizzees gowae*
ofangyuberimeowtch, Burfdae Faerie!
…now I’m going back to
job huntingsleepWOW… who ever this picture belongs to I have the brother to this cat!!!!!! down to the evil eye and cattitude!!!!!