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SHH! I’m watching my soaps
nivver bother me durin mah soapz.
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SHH! I’m watching my soaps
nivver bother me durin mah soapz.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: wiccangothicdoll via Our LOL Builder
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
daze if our lifez
Daze
ifob owr libez !!butt (!) ai wud bees dazelold iffn dis wus owr lifez!
Congrats, Poussin! U has teh furst! And teh conga rats will be heer soon, Ai hopes.
I finkso is “As the Whirled Turns*.
Ackshully, itz reely Goggeh in teh masheen !!
Ai toald him it wuz a Westinghaus foar sleaping, hee, hee !!
*facepaw*
kriketts… wnd wistolin… owl hootin…
Clean emptee, til yu shode up !!
Ai wuz in a spin !!
* tap tap tap !! *
Running dry nao ……
* Yu shor tihs fingz wurkin ?? *
Ime hangen by a thin thredd heer ….. * Haz a hoapful … *
itz werkin, weez jes an oil payntin!
PB, i have a question, does any body that lives in Oz drink Fosters? when I lived there it was considered ditch water… they (Fosters) have a big ad campaign here all about “Fahstahs, ‘Stralian for beeyah myte” with guys that make Paul Hogan look like Hugh Jackman… like they did all their casting in coober pedy!
i drank Emu bitter myself, can’t get in here…
Ohai Krelm !! Tehre ar difrint biers in eech stait. Emu iz from Souf Orstrailya. Fostarz iz Victorian. Carlton and United Breweries own most of tehm. In Queensland, tehy drink four X (“XXXX”), so naimed ‘coz tehy carnt spel beer. Ai doan tutch enni ob it miselb, sorree !!
Ai fownd tihs lisst adn it duzzint menshen Fostart, so maibee yor rite !
Popular brands of Australian Beer by region:
1) Queensland – Powers and XXXX
2) New South Wales – KB Lager, Reschs and Tooheys
3) South Australia – Coopers, Southwark and West End
4) Victoria – Melbourne Bitter, Victoria Bitter and Carlton Draught
5) Western Australia – Emu and Swan
6) Tasmanian beers include Boags in Launceston and Cascade in Hobart
Gess taht cubberz it !!
The onlee bear is VB!!!

oh – and go Kangaroos!!!
Ohai Nennepus !! Ai wuz hopping yood b’eer !! * sorree bowt taht*
ai is not reelee heer… I is doing housewerk PLEH!!!
butt (!!!) had to sit down for a cuppa!
Ai can share – ai has made aplol cinnanomnomnom tee and has almond biscits…
*passes tee and biscits round*
an – back to beer – ai likes Swan too – swan black… had menny fine nites in Cairns fueled on swan black…
* Haz a bikkie *
Thx Nenne !!
Teh black swonz lib in Perth. Tehy mussd hab taiken a rong tern.
*nod nod* – prolly in Albookwerkee…
Daffy of tehm. Taht reely bugz yuu sumtiems !!
* Sumwun ells wotsht tuu menni cartoonz !! *
LOL!! EBBREEWUN heer noes yoo MUST tern left at Ai’ll Be Kwerkee!!
Boags? how dus purr-nownce dat? iffn ai wud sais et laik a reeds et… et wud nawt bees niec fur da beer u noe? wud sowns liek… uhmm… liek a baaaaaad hangober.
O lyk the werd “coat” !
okai… dat sowns beddur ^^ fankies
My fave-rit sope opra is Nine Lives to Live.
Sorree, ai coodnut find taht wun.
Heerz a niec song instedd !!
::taps paw to teh myoosic::
Did ai yuze enuff purr-sil ?? Sud-tiemz ai yuze tuu mutsh !!
remynds me uv dat Far Side kartune…. sine awn frunt uv dryer, “cat fud” and goggie hiding behind dryer, says, “oh, pleez..”
oh yesh, yesh, yesh – is a funneh wun!!! an the wun wif the diginoos peeps hiding there teebees wehn the trolololopogist coming…
I lubs dat cartoon, turtlol!!
*waivez Ohai tu ebbreewun*
g’day mai cween……. (pretendin to be ausi)
Ohai!! Wii b gittin reddy tu pak up and leev!! Still werkin on ower morning kawfee!! Supt iz drinkin owt uv deh mug u maded him!!
awwwwwww am glad him likes it…….wair movin on to now???
wii b hedding to OKC, land uv deh Grand Sun!!! shud b dere Mon oar tues!
oklahoma is OK!! mai mom n her folks n her granfolks are restin in muskogee!! i needz to get thru der agin sumtime n pay mai respex…. dont fink ai been der since summr o’99
Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin’ down the plain
And the wavin’ wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev’ry night my honey lamb and I
Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk
Makin’ lazy circles in the sky.
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla
Okla-okla-Okla-Okla-Okla-Okla…
We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
You’re doin’ fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
L – A – H – O – M – A
OKLAHOMA!
Yeeow!
Yup!!! Oklahoma just be OK! It sez it heer in a sawng. An if it sez it in a sawng, it must be troooo!!
Ah, our state song.
*claps floofy paws together*
If’n you’re down this way, there are two cheezpeeps here. KitKat and myself.
noooooooooooooes stop teh beautifullly singing, Janetttt!!
you will make teh aliens come n closer ohnooooes
♪joins in singing augForf above JCH401k.
to ward off teh aliens…
basket case kitty!
Will Tea ebber tayle Todd abowt hiz kidlet?
Tukkssee Kitteh amz
watcheengz ‘Az T3h Dry~urr Turnz’.
Lawndree Day Spesshull!
Minnee Mayrathawn
ubz faybritt eppeesoadz keepz
Kitteh mezzmurr~ieezd!!
Tukksee Kitteh no
canz wayt 4 floofee, wawrm feengz
2 fillz t3h baskitt!!!
Jack.
Kitteh will halp floofify deh warm fingz in deh baskit, ifinso!!
*clappity clappity*
Nyne Lifes Tu Libz?
Genrl Splort Recubbery Lownj?
Depenz.
best.caption.ever!! FTW!!