I’m in your pool breakin’ yur stereotypes.
i prefer dis kind of pool insted.
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U brake it, u bought it, swimming kitteh.
Congrats, LCB awn a solow tawp spot!
Kthx! I was checking out teh accaracy of teh Cheezland World Clock Thingy. It worked!
It’s berry clebber an yoosful!
*nods* I always forget to rember whut time is teh new lols on teh weekent.
U thort Kittehs cudn’t swim…
They does, but ironically all tehy can does is teh dog paddle.
Dat can’t be rite! Praps dogs can ownlee do kitteh paddlol!
Praps. But clearly teh dogs has teh better PR peeps. *nods*
OMCC!! This wud hav bin PURRFEEKT fur another go at a “Water Ballet.”
Butt – az ai must go – teh sun iz shining fur a chanj – a taek mai morning fitness (ai’m getting SOOO fit!!
)wawk – ai’ll just say –
Hip hips – away!
Hip hips – away !
Hip hips – away!!!
Fur yoo in yur top spot – awl aloan up there – awl bai yurself – just yoo.
Mai Shakespeare wuz a Turkish Van, an hee reelee DID luv to swim! An play wif water. He awlso laiked to drink kawfee wif mee in teh morning. Ov corse, hiz wuz way moar milk tahn cawfee – but he wud just sit there wif mee at teh (ON teh, ahkshoolee) tayblol wif mee sipping an him lapping. Gud companee, he wuz. *sniff*
I thinked about watter ballay too, too. But then I rembered a… important pointment… wif teh rabid weaslol union. *nods* Can’t miss that. Nope. No time for swimming in high places, no siree.
Gosh – did ai say ai had to go fur a wawk?? Ai think ai ment ai needed to sort out mai sock drawer – rite NAO!!
No, don’t leeve now!! I just gottid heer!!!
Gud moarning, Janet adn LCB!!
So gud tu seeing u bof dis maorning!
*Handz LCB a lubblee shinee beedy bracelet fur beeing at deh nawt-sekkund
Oooh! shiny! thx!
*puts bracelet around neck*
Um, a little halp? This neck bracelet is a wee bit tite. kthxgaspforbreff
*Kawlz 9lebenty
Send firemenz!!! LCB kant breev!!!
Heee heeeee!! Ai dint reelee go yet!
*whispurrz to cweenmj*
Just tell hur that yoo maed it awn a reelee stretchee elastic band! an cawl it a choker.
I see u haz managed tu git up off deh floor!!
Wen u goez fur ur walk, remember tu lukking fur deh lizzardz!
Heh. U knoes me, always choking around. kthxack
y does ai heer da theem ub da wiet shark?
That’s whut we had queued up in teh musicplayer, kitteh. Whut u wanna hear? We has all kines of musics:
Artsy-fartsy symphonies
Barbershop Trio (one barber is sick wif teh Porky Plague)
Contemporary Oldies
Disco marches
Egyptian songs ur mummy should know
F…
Funkee muzik (whyet kitteh)
Gustanuff
Hodown
Injun sitah
Jazzzzzz
K….
Komik Opra
Lowd Moosik
Meddy ebil moozik
N…
New wave dirges
Ocarina rock
Punk madrigals
Q…
*ahem* dint yoo meen “Opera” there wif teh “O?”
Qwerkee Noo Aige Mewsic
Relijious oratorios
Symphonies ov teh non “artsy fartsy” kind
T. . . .
Tin Pen Allee
Upliftun spirituellz
Violense, soloes
Wata Musik (awf cours!)
Xylafoyn
YNGs duon ahkapfellahs
Zydekgoe!
Twirly dance music
Ugandan polkas
Vanilli Manilli (is tribute band)
W…
Wawltzing Matilda mewzikz
Xylafone mewzikz
Yak taming mewzikz
Zorba deh Greek mewzikz
oh, dat splains a lawt. fankies lcb fer dat infermashun.
hmmm…
freeky funkeh moosic
greeky moosic wif ouzo
(o) hai voljum moosic
injun shamans transformashunink 2 kittehs moosic
…
Jingles in teh key of Q
Klezmer waltzes
Latin selzter dances
M…
Mooooood mewski
Nawtee dansing mewik
Old folk sawngs
P. . .
Peruvian reggae
Quartet of Hair Cuttery employees
Romainian fork songs
Singaporian spoon songs
T…
Timpaniz!!!!!
Uka lay leez frum Hawaii
Violinz
W…..
Wild rock mewsik – wif a psykee deli ick lite show!
Xylofone mewski bai teh ebber so boring modern jazz kwartet.
Zither folk mewsik – frum Austria!
Ta DAAAAH!! JAZZ PAWS!
Wi don’ swim in ur catbox.
Don’ pee in our pool.
Wait, whut? We’re not sposed to swim in teh catbox? Dang.
Imma has to re-think teh indoor pool I was gonna install in teh piggeh’s cubicle.
Iz gud eggersiez!
Swimmunz hao ai kepe soe trimm.
Won klik eff’ree dae.
Turrkish Van Kitteh
braykz mennee noarmz. Lubz 2 playz
Candee~Gram Land Shawrk!
Turrkish Van Kitteh
habs Bawtull Brush Tayl 2 helpz
wen swimmeengz arownd!!
Turrkish Van Kitteh
lubz 2 swimz and den shaykz Wetz
awn 2 t3h Dawggeh!!!
Jack.
Waht a grate tribyoot to teh Turkish Vans!!! Tehy ar awls VERRREEE intelligent, reel companion cats, an LOTS of fun!!
Well – awl kittehs ar lots of fun, of corse. But teh TVs reelee ar “speshul.”
Turrkish Baff kitteh, afinkso!
appaws tu Jack!
ohai. Ifn aneebunny owt dere has a hugz dey don needs rite naow, ‘twould bii mush apreesiated. Havin a lil bitty anxiety fingee goin awn an needs a liddle prayer/beem/hug ov yur choice. srsly. Kthx
*gives AfriCat as many hugs as required*
I can play a soothing tune on the drums, too, if u want.
Oh heer. Ai found tehm in mai sock drawer!
{{{{{{{{{AfriCat))))))
Just say wehn yoo needs sum! Mai sock drawer seems to bee full ov them, so ai hav lotz. But they dont match!! Duz that matter??
<<<<<AfriCat///////
Janet, yoo ar teh ufny!
*digs tow in teh durt* Aw, shucks. . . . thankee.
{{{{Africat}}}}}}}}
Beems n prayrs 2 yyu.
{{{{AC}}}}
I send purrz and hedbonkz tu yoo, tu.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fankees tu Twocatwoman an Cweenmj. Gots tu goe wurk naow, cyul8er.
Sharra (in mai lappie) sends hur luv an kissus 2.
Mai hug iz a liddlol lait but stil hartfelt an gynormous….(oo, dots!)
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ai hoap ur pleh wil skedaddle rite awai frum u!
Murphy, Tucker and urs trooly haz formd a Beama lyne (nawt tew bee konfussd wif a Konga lyne fer reesons uv nashunal sekuritee) an iz dansin rownd teh floor.
beama, beama, BEAMA!
beama, beama, BEAMA!
beama, beama, BEAMA!
JAZZ BEAMS!!!!
OOoooooo… I likez deh jazz beemz!!
Izzat lik de jazz handz?
*nods*
Is also like jazz spleenz, only much less spleenier.
iz also like jazz beanz, only much less flatulent (let us hoap)
“Beems, beems, teh musiclol froot…”
No, wait. That’s not rite…
Ohai, LCB — trie dis:
.
“Beems, beems, gud 4 ur hart…”
.
Dat vershun werks beddurer, I finksew
But…but…I dont gotz no spleenz no moar. Dr. Tinykat tuuked it owt. What to do….what to do.
I kin still sendz hugz.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Africat}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Juss like jazz paws onlee wif beams. Ai lubs cheeztown. Der a jazzes and beams an hugs an ebrifing for all who needz dem.
Ai are doing good, can almoss see da keys onna keybord. Stiches out Next Wednesdae and den I can bend ober and shower an ebrifing.
Wat??!!?? Stiches?? bending an seeing? Honey, wat happind? Ai kno ai hazznt bean heer az much laytlee butt (!) it seemz ai misst sumfing, did u git hurted? {{{{{BOM}}}}} Ai duzznt alwais taik teh tyme tew reed awl teh threds wen ai git hoam frum wurks sew ai gess ah’m owt uv teh loooop.
Mii tuu!! Wut did I miss???
Not hurtz, just too fat. Had eye surgery on Tuesday, had the prolap eyelid thingee goin on. Buy the time I decided enough was too much had lost 50% freild of vision. So they wen in an removed the too much eyelid.
Ofcourse cant go outdoors in this wind and people look at me like I lost a fight. But am seeing better already, so worth it too me (nawt shure husband agrees since he has to take care of blind wiffee).
Ai postified da storee on facebook, but wiff new lappeetop ai doen have all my emayo addresses anymore, else I wooda emayo’d news to the cryer.
O. I b Glad u b ok! Being blinded iz not so gud. Yay fur Seeing bedder!!
O mai, taht sownds pleh an ouchie! {{{{{BOM}}}}} teh beama lyne shifts inno hi geer fer awl cheezfrends wif sads er owies….
beama, beama, BEAMA!
beama, beama, BEAMA!!
beama, beama, BEAMA!!!
Dubble super eggstra strenff JAZZ BEAMS!!!
ai sumtymes fink ai am teh onlee kitteh whoo haz neber bean tew faisebuk er ebay er twitter er anee uv thos sites.
Duz u stil haz mai emayo? Uvverwise haow wil ai kno iffen u got teh reedikuluslee sillee pix ai keep infliktin awn u?
Ai see your beams and sings to dems using da cha cha chaaaaaa.
Yesh, ai has your emayo, on one of da mail delivery fings, ai fought ai alwaes said fanks when ai gets nawt old dressups. Ai always brags about you bein my fren and makin da babbeh’s luk festib.
Ai are da lukee one.
{{{AfriCat}}}
Thayer allwais seemz tu bi extri huggz. Aifinks tehy multploleye leik tribbles!
{{{HUGS AfriCat}}}
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Thanx evereebuddy for teh hugz an makin mii smilol –
– See?
*sneeks inn fer wun las hug*
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}} {{{{{BOM}}}}}
*skampurrs awf tew wurks sum obertyme, chaCHING!*
*brings in sordid shrimps platter*
ummm, then you not be needing dish cuz you be’kay?
*looks hoepful*
Ai canz helping U with that! Iz tu much fur wun kitteh there!!
{{{{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}}}}
…jazz…. beamm .. ….canndee gramm… .. …. .. . .. .. .. .yess. ….. umm m
Oh dots, ai can see dots.
test…test…reed dis chart….
*ISHKABIBBLE*
*SIMONSEZ*
*RITEFOOTBLOO*
better one? better two?
how many turkeys am ai warein awn mai hed?
Yesh yesh, yay fer teh seein bedder!! *hedbonk bery gentlee*
Uze gaises seems like teh bestest frendzez evr! Howz comz ai dint no bout dis cite b4?
???? Where hav yoo bin???
We AR reelee gud frenz heer. We ar heer just fur teh fun an teh cleverness ov teh commints – teh cyoot pikchoors – teh feeling taht we ar amongst peepl hoo ar JUST LAIK US!!
An we found eech otter throo teh majick ov teh Innertoobs.
So – JOYNE US! Yoo ar verree welcome.
Yase, is speshul majiklol place.
*wisspurrs*
u finds it juuuust wen u needs it. It r like teh Room of Requirement.
I’m in your funny, not making u laff
1/5
I was scrolling down about to give up….but you came through.
Chuck Jones had a cat named “Johnson” (whom I named my cat after), who loved to swim in the ocean, no less. Everyone should read his biography, “Chuck Amuck”!
Thanks! I’ll check that out!
A notable trait of the turkish van breed is their ability and amicability to swimming.
lol theres a dog in the reflection of the water
Beautiful picture
troo, dat!
hey, kafleen! *wabes floofy pause*
hi dere
ohai, sweet liddlol dawnkee…howyudoon?
and Bom Momme!! Ai didz nawt noe uv yur eyz prollem!!!
Pleez tu be gedding bedder fastfastfastr!! ‘k?
We can has Steak n’ Shake again sumtyme?
((((Bom Momme))))