What a cat really sees when it
What a cat really sees when it looks at a small rodent
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Cuppee caek!
*peeks around corner into annipuss’s kit chin*
you got cupcaeks! we need to taest, yes?
cupcaekulations, annipuss!
Sowwee, been maekin reddee meels 2 freez 2dai. No noo caek!
*looks up hopeful, remembering Annipuss’ great cooking*
Food? You’ve got food? Enny leftover for me mabbeh? Luk, ai’m a very hongree littlol caterpillar, ai don’t needs mush …
oooooooooupfi, let’s look in da ffreezerator!!!
just desserts?
gotz milck?
(hay, sweet mawee-O: iz cuming 2 CT on teh weekweekweekend ob Dec 5th! wiicanhascheezmeet?!11′bnbee)
ohai! mebbe so!
Mmm, bannilla!
Wif LOTZ of whippee creem!
Plz nawt to eet the mauses!!!!
Well, we CUD just put tehm in teh micorwave. . . .
Just to keeping tehm warm, tahts all…..
No! You put teh mauses in the microwabes, dem goes BOOM!!!!
ewwwwwww!!!!
duz a snadblaster wurk to kleen taht up too?
Ai think teh snadblasterz can doo ENEthing!
duz it dew windowz?
Nawt tu be nommin’ teh rodents! ’specially ones dis kyooooooooot!
roedints r frenz nawt fud!
*hidez BBQ sawse bhind bak*
Nuffin tu see heer, move along.
izzat a musstird oar hunnee sawse?? mmm
Sawse?? wut sawse?
Hmmmmm. . . .*sniff sniff sniff*
Ai think ai smell a char kole fyre?
ummmm….. datz just deh leftover bitz uf deh Guy Fawkes bonfire…
An this playte ov debilled eggz???
Mmmm. We lyks teh debilled eggses.
**noms awl teh eggses an runs!!**
DrTinyCat laiks debbiled eggese??? Ai dint noe that!
Ov corse, ai will kwiklee maek som moar.
*boil boil boil*
*peel peel peel*
*slice slice slice*
*mix mix mix*
*stuff stuff stuff*
*sprinkle (paprika!!*) sprinkle sprinkle*
There!! Ai think mine are REELEE taystee.
Mmmmmm yes. We lyks teh debileggses.
aifink ai see koleslahh an baykd beens..
Hay!
luk ober dere!!!
*pointz uzzer way*
Iz dat a shinee????
*pourz BBQ sawse on rodent wyle ebbree wun else b lukking fur deh shinee.
*AHEM*
Mai dearest cween, u r nawt ab00t to nom this poor rodent, r u? You wud nawt want to destroy this littlol pinkee nose and this tiny little paw, no?
Upfi! Yoo suddenlee seem to hav a Canadian Akscent??
Me? Honestly? How come? Ai’m sure that when u HEAR me speak u still here my usual German ack cent!
‘Twas teh “ab00t.”
Ach so! Ai fought it was just normal lolspeak … but why not Canadian, cheezwhirld has room for all nashunalities.
Well, yoo now, paws4thot did lolspeek wif a distink Scottish akkscent, an SJ an Ambercat an gibbocat ar awl unmistaekablee Ingerlish. An PoissinBoi duzz it wif an Horse Trail Yee Haw-ian akkscent!
Sumtaims, yoo reele CAN tell bai teh lolspeek akscent.
Nao, AI ar frum Meeshigun, so ai hav no akscent at awl!!
Deres a moos in da hoos!! Git im oot! Git im oot!!!!
iz a choklit moos?
wyte chocolit maibi.
Therez a choklit moos in teh hoos. Eet it up! Eet it up!
*grabs antleerz*
*nom, nom, nom*
(itz teh best part ob teh chaulklit moos, IMHO)
yabbut, roedints lyke 2 eet fuds! (awl kynds!)
my sun’s ratty 8 my oder sun’s pet sally-mander; yoo prolly herd dis storee B4!
Sounds tramatic.
Yay! Tu-way tye for anni and da tendrils! Awff to the ty-booteek!
Dey b habbing deh bobblol hedded rodentz, rodent sno-globez, adn awl ur otter rodentia needz…
*putz awn Sinetist Hat*
(he’z akshullee awlmoast ten feet tawl, yoo noe! )
*ahem* Ai just haet to go awl sintific an pikkee an awl, but Prof d’Beaker iz in jermannee – so ai will step into hiz VERREE larj shooz.
So – teh otter haz no rodentia neez becuz teh otter belongs to teh WEASEL famlbee.
Teh ROE DENTS ar mice, rats, squirrels, chipmunks, gophers, porcupines, beavers, hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs, degus, chinchillas, prairie dogs, and groundhogs.
Degus???
Degus, ifinso dat b like deduk only wif a longerer nek. *nods*
*snerk*
*snarffle*
Oh nooooooooez -ai’m awn teh flore again!
Degus. . . . . Ha haaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
*woozled slipps kwietlee intu ruum awn sawft piddy-paws*
*krowchez*
*butt-wiglol-uv-deth*
POWCE ADN GLOMZ-A-HUG AWN JCH5K!!!!!
*(runz awai so veriverifast taht cheezpeepz arez nawt evun shurr he wuz tehre at awl)*
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PS Konga-rat-shoelaces awn kitteh mnumbner moar tahn for…
Ai wuz just wundering where an hao yoo ar!!!
Butt. . .
yoo runned awai so veriverifast ai just saw a blurrrrrrr – zoom! Hoo WUZ taht masked butt-wiggler!!??
Kitteh numver 5 iz just fur three moar daiz.
Ai’ve bin kitteh-sitting!
LOL!! Ai dint noe ai cud bee so bold!!
Yupz… itt wuz mee… just stikkin mah fayce in too say OHAI! adn gibz joo a *schmoo*.
Well – stik yur fayce in moar offen!
Butt – itz nice taht yoo com bai to say OHAI, too!
An heer iz a littlol *schmoo* bak!
woozled! i hazn’t seen you in a rodentiawifmask ’s age! how you aer?
OHAI sweepea! Ai haz beaned oooooooootay… bizzee-bizzee-bizzee-bizzee-bizzee-bizzee-bizzee!! and here’s a *schmoo* foar yuu, also two!
PEE ESS… A rackitee-coon iz nawt a roedent wif a mask,,, it nawt evin in teh saym oarder az a roedent… it iz teh oarder Carnivora (lyks teh kittehs), nawt teh order Rodentia (lykes teh noms).
W00t!! We haz bin schmooed!!
Naow goe taeks yur vimatinz adn warsh yur pawz soe yu doan’t getz teh piiggyflew.
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BTW, you remember back in the 70s when they said we’d have a black president when pigs flew?
Did ya notice that when Obama was elected… swine flu?
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LOL!
Pee Ess… I goez a nitenite naow… nyce 2 cee yu guise agin…
NICE to see yoo too!!
Nitee nite!
*tuks woozled in wif a sawft pillo an an cheezpeepl blankee*
Nuffin sais teh meel is ober liek sweet dezert! nom
awww m0u$y 2 kyoot 2 nom.
yeah, troo, dat….teh pinky noes, teh shyknee beedee ii’s, teh widdlol pinkee tows….splort!
bye, frenz, ai gotta goes now….eben doe my braynes Neez on teh floor (and teh noo monitor ob R noo ‘pooter: now ai can wayst thyme mush faster!)
OH noes!!!!!!! u is awl splorted over teh floor! Wot to do, wot to do!
*Upfi drags in teh portable CCC hamper*
sweep, sweep, sweep
pat pat pat pat pat pat
now put headbone back in *clunk*
duckytape wrap wrap wrap wrap
pull CHRG (wdoi) over head
Now sit in dis armchair in teh splort recubbery lounge. Here’s ur hawt choklit wif whippee cream and sum biskits to munch on. Relax and don’t look at cyoot pictures until ur fuilly recubbered, k?
Yupperz.
I iz rodentia identifyingally impared……. Iz dis a mouse oar a hamster, oar sumfing else???
luks liek m0u$y to meh.
Conga-m0u-C’s, kl10! yoo is rite!
conga m0u$y? ooo!
Yep!
Nope it a southern desert (sand planes) fringe hamster. The fat face indicates that. Mice have small narrow faces to get into small places.
Ai meened yep, it wuz wun uv doez!
LOL!! Ai THOT it wuz awfullee big fur a maus. Oar else reelee teenee tinee cupcaek thingeez.
Ahh, we have an expert here! *squeeze*
I finally found your reply to my question from yesterday!
Ai thot it wuz an ocelot!
Hmph. Is stachoo of a Canadian jagwar.
Eyes Was tinking lowlander bear myselves, Lolcatburgler.
Its not a Candadian jagwar pleas donut scare me ifn iys not go outside no mores LOl
AHA!!! Polar bare!!!
Hmffff. Pololar Bi…..Bi Pololar
*luking rownd wif shifty ii’s, finking ris key fots*
*starts singing hapilee*
♫♪Lets go gambololing adn den shawping♫♪
mai min tell ishoos, let me show yoo em!
My DrTinyNerve says ai’m bipolar. And my real naym means “little she bear” in Latin. So ai is now a bipolar bear! But ai won’t bare it awl to u, dear frenz. Although it’s been a long thyme since we had teh nekkid dans dans dans from our late Lyanthya.
*nods*
shaykin her thang….miss dat
We miss it, and Ly is still remembered here.
{{{fikshunkitteh}}}
Yep, her is!! {{{upfi}}}
Ai dont eether. She’z still there.
Ai have sum frenz awn mai email adress buk ai cant rite to enemoar, eether. ;( Ai just CANT taek them off. Can’t do it.
Heck I didn’t eben knowed till today dat her is gone.
Ai has a sad. I fink I will go pick wun ob her lols an faybrit it.
I piks dis wun . . .
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=62755584
It wuz early June wen shii passed. deh nitewatchman welkuminged hur tu deh Medow. u will haz tu skrolling down a wayz tu finding it.
Jus fink ob awl the nekkid kittehs dansing.
Reelee – itz just a PIKCHOOR ov a stachoo ov a Canadian jagwar!
ROFL – again!
A photoshopped picshur of a statchoo of a Canadian jagwar. *nods*
Yup!! Yoo can tell iz photochopped becuz teh stachoos ov Canadian jagwars ar NEBBER in thoz cuppy caek paper thingeez.
Stopps that Janetch5kittehs..
Stop us scaring me again.*5 eagles checks outside again for strange noises*
Well. AI wud bee scared too, if a stachoo ov a Canadian jagwar wuz maeking noizes outside MAI hauz!!
Wut noyz does a stachoo ob a Canook jagwar mayk?
Any noyz it wawt!! Harharharhar!!! I qwack myself up!!
u kwak mii up, tuu!!!
KIK!!! Ai meen – LOL!!! Yoo can see hao AI am kwaking up!!
Ai’m NAWT a deduk!!!
Iz u de gus?? oar deh robikz instruktur?? oar deh lee gull purrfesshunal??
mebbee iz a arobix instruktor
luvs teh fluffy frosting!
(ohai, i haz not been arownd muchly, am doing Nashunal Novel Riting Munf an attempting to churn owt 50,000 wurds ob
deathlydethless proze by teh end ob Nomnomnomember. (no, i’z not writing my novel in lolspeek, mite maek my brayn eggslpode) so my hands are teh tired frum typeing a lot ob teh time. but i still reeds wut’s going on, wen my brayn iz not so tired)Oh WOW!!
Ai dint noe yoo were riting a novel!!
Yoo need a pruf reeder?? *luks hopeful*
well, iz a long way frum needing pruf-reeded.
i haz writed many novels, akshully. just for fun, tho. sum are on my anime fansite, sum are orijinaul on my fantasy site, i not haz interest in trying to get published, only writes for fun.
dis wun will be on my fanfikshun site wen iz done.
U noez how tu riting in nawt-lolspeek??? u am berry talented!!!
I don’t finso I eben noez 50,000 werdz uv nawt-lolspeek!!
well akshully, wen youz trying to type taht fast, most ob it comes owt looking liek lolspeek anyway…
Eyes has a shamwow ifn yours head esplodes lunarmommy?
fankyoo 5 eagles, taht iz very helpful. not taht tehrs much left in my hed anyway after all teh splorts heer, but is still enuff to make a smeer on my compuyooter skreen, ifinkso.
*5 eagles soars highs above and wonders if there is a meal readies* Naaaa just a cute wabbazoo(rabbit)
Wabbazoo???? Rabbit? laik Elmer Fudd?? Wabbit?
But wow! Just lukkit yoo soaring up there!! Ai thing Parrothed iz gonna be reele glad yoo ar heer. We dont hav so mennee burds, akshoolee.
Eyes would be like the guardian of the LOLcats community, Looking for flyins (trolls). Come in and reflect their sh!t as it where. Me a Parrothead can do that as a team maybe?
wowies, lawts ob cawments happen when iz gawn…hollie hawtgoggie
We missed you Kittehluvrr10 …OH Hai Eyes 5 eagles.*puts out talon for
a shake*
hai, ai missd uz tu.
I am new here sort of LOL.
Ohai 5 eagles. Yoo arent bloo again!
Just put THIS
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-5_eagles/
In teh Website place awn this commint place – an yoo will tern bloo at wunc – ai think.
Cloaze up the h t, ov corse.
’tis wot happens when u luk at ovver plaices. Teh cheezpeeps never shut up …
uh oh littel rodint. wach out. lol
why i has green pik? why not my pik dere? hao rood…
Hamstur cuppy-caek!
Oh hai, red! Nice to see u! How’s ur weekend going? For me it’s already Funday, it’s 1:15am in Jermanee.
Ohai, Upfi!
Nyse to seeing u too! Iz aftur sebben pee-em heer awn Caturday nite. I has been doin howse werk an tuuk a leetlol nap.
Do you feel bedder tody, redd?
Yeah, foar teh most part. My hed still hurtz a littlol bit, butt nawat az bad.
Fanks faor axkin.
You have been a gud gurl iffn u has been doing howse wurk even tho u felt pleh! Ai is off to bed now …
‘Nite, Upfi.
Haz teh sweet dreemz, my fren.
Iz goin nao. ttyl maybah cheezpplz.. ;]
hamstur luks tu bi inna muud fur romanz. dis iz hiz kome hithur luk.
ahhhhh me hugreh nowz mmmmm cupicakes
Hamstercake! (Just two bites, really.)