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Nao. NAO!
reel kittehs do nawt apologize.
Yesh witch iz whi dis lol confuzzlled mi…
It b kitteh sarkazm.
kittehs yuz teh sarkazm??
Ai thawt teh onli yuzed teh indiffureznz.
Deh kittehz haz menne soshul skillz.
or mebbee shud b ‘anty soshul skillz’
Taht sownds abowt rite.
Our chief weapon is sarkazm. Sarkazm and indiffurenze…. sarkazam and indifferences and teh horking up of hairballs…
Tehy kno all teh trix… dramatik ironee, metafor, bathos, punz, prodee, litotes adn satire…
well, sarkazm sumtimez. Butt tehy beez RLLY passion-8 aboot teh indifurenz!
well, dat and teh apatheez!
*wispers* “I fink I mite b a kitteh.”
Butt(!) yu reerli doan kair !!
* Let teh hyoominz wurree !!! *
Let teh hyoominz eet cake; watdo we care?
Hyumins hab caek ?? WANT !!!
Wat kinda caeks do hoomins an kittehs want?
Albocore caek..kitteh
Buttercreem frostingz caek..hoomins
Choklit caek..ebryone!
D…
Daitlofe
Eggless Caek
Frootcaek
G..
Gushiefooooood caek..kitteh
Hot mouse caek..kitteh
Ickckee bug caek..kitteh
J…
Juici froot caek
Krumb caek
Lemming caek
M
Mousie/Mousse Cake
Nommy Cake
Oreo Cookie Cake
P…..
Pisstaisheeo caek
Quinceee caek
Rude a bag as caek
S…
Strawberri caek
Turtlol caik (teh kind wif teh nuts, caramel & chocolit)
Umber caek
Vegetablol caik
W
Wud somebuddy tuck me in?
Xt’s getinn late
Yellow caek?
Zzzzz…
G’nite PJ !! Sleap wel !!
conga rats carosue! Luuks liek u hab a solo tawtspawt!
fank yu! i doan fink tha kitteh haz the look uf apologeticness. Nope.
i brought (computer)chips and dip!
I brought som kibbols and bytes
It’s warm, lyke paper!
Butt (!) ai r NAWT sry. Sry bowt dat (dat ai’m nawt sry.)
if ur nawt srry, duz it halp too say ur sorry dat ur nawt sorry?
ifinkso yas.
Onlee if ur canuckstanian.
I’m awn ur lappy-tawp, cloggin up teh kee-bored wif my hares.
No need to thank me.
et leest ai’m nawt liek teh goggie an drewel awl obbur ur keebord!
Eeeewwwww…..
Yous net-bewk. Ai squashes it.
Meh. It werfliss anyways.
*snickers happily*
Why is the blases do cats do that. It is like they are a total separate beings on the mother earth LOL.
ai no. there cute but meen
Jush like mai granchirren. But teh kittehs r nawt sew meen as teh grands.
Dey must help dere hyoomins in awl dere endeyvoors, yesh yesh. Plus lappytop iz warm.
Dem seeks teh sunshine spot ub our attenshuns, aifinkso!
Akshuly teh keebordz IZ wurm surogit lapz! An mai kittehs start teh goofyist Google Surches! Like “666″. (Schmegg did dat wun n shez teh
SatanFace!)
ohai{{{{bgc}}}}} yu nebbur cums tu plai heer. gud tu se yu. ai saw yur surogit lapz
nd yur sibler tozez cyoot bebbeh. oh, yu nawt bloo heer yet. yu noze hawo.? cween wil tel yu awn town cryer.
Happines Caturdai , awl, Kittehz heer wantz dere dinnurz nawo. Kinsey pountz awn me tu sai rite nwo.!
Gotta GO BLOO! Bin Prokasti….pruowkrassti….phblphlb….puttin it off…
Cyber~Geek Kitteh
canz cawntroalz Hoarizawntill
andz t3h vertikill!
Cyber~Geek Kitteh
habz Creditt Cawrz Nummburrz frum
jennurruss Hewminz!!
Cyber~Geek Kitteh
canz noaw oardurrz Nom Nom Bawkz
awn t3h inturrtoobz!!!
Jack.
**klappity klappity** Gud jawb Jack!
can ordering toona too, just liek teh adorablol smudgie!
teh haiko proness! *clappity in ore*
ohai Robbe!
Happy burfday the otter day! hope it wus lubbleh an full of joy and shampayn!!!
Wut a lublee kitteh! An sush catitude! Luks lyke my Matilda, hoo wuz a myoot kitteh, butt hur did nawt need a boyce tu boyce hur opeenyun.
Shi hed purr-feckted her native tung fur purrsonal yoos !!
Kittehs. Moar powrfl than teh Blu Skreenz of Def.
Gleeb!
OH, POO. I wanted to be heer bt ai wuz too layt. doo doo.
Kum baaaaaaak!!!!! i’z heeer!!!!!!
Ohai, BC! eye i here’s yoo! ai is hear!
GMULT — Grate Mindz Up Late Tugezzer!!!!
It’za liddol erlee fer me.
Well, I goez tu bed now!! G’nite peepz!!
Nai Naiz !!
Nitey nite!
Wutt! *outraged* U cannutt goez to bed yet! U has too tuck meh in!
Ohai, miss Dawn-key! good 2 sea yoo!! yoo kneeds tuckey inn alreddy?
Nooo….i juss diddun wunt to miss it….
Sounds like my cats when they are hungry!
Ohai, lunarmommy!!! Hao yu is? Ai haz nawt seen yu in many, many days.
*hedbonk frum Jeremy and Jewel*
Windoes 7- nao wif LOLcat anty-virus protecshun.
That’s a macbook air. No win7.
Ah ok, haven’t seen one in ages. Is it really important but?
kitteh sez, naow leeb teh rume, get mai noms, hyoomin! Ai’s gunna luk at sum pron wen yu leebs….
Dey maidid a vitlol mistaek in teh kapshun uf dis lol! A kitteh NEVER apololigises tu no-wun, EVER!!! Aifinkso!
…
Iz still a beli gud lol, dough!
hmmm, yu am kerekt, B. Beeng a kitteh meens nebber habbing tu say yur sawree!!!!
haha!! it’s a mac cat!
im on ur laptop
convurteng it to a MacBook Hair
ITS A LINUUX
“I apologize for the inconvenience…well, not really. Fix it. Now.”
diabolical!
Man
i was going to put u on machinima for utube