Comments on: TORTURE

By: lee lee

lee lee — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 14:45:34 +0000

Cute. But people, leave the lol english to the kitties ok? I can barely read some of these commments. Your teachers worked their butts off – use what they taught you.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:12:18 +0000

Awlso wuz sayin tu self t’odder dai:
“Teh golden hayre dat Gulla wearz
Iz hers! Hu wud ha’ thot it!
She swearz is herz, and tru she swears
For Ai know wear she bot it.
–sum awld Latin poh ette—

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:09:33 +0000

Ai wuz sayin “teh truf” bit awtloud to self jus teh odder day, reely!
Mus have bin thinkin: “teh truth iz’ and der came teh kwote!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:01:56 +0000

GMTA!

By: Tray Dawg

Tray Dawg — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:50:08 +0000

This cat looks like a raccoon.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:22:41 +0000

dats wutcha get furr messin wiff majiks, big silleh. Noaw u is stuck wiff it.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:21:24 +0000

*donkey dashes in 12 hours late, bits krelm on teh butt, and runs away kwiklee, snickering wildly*

By: Kool-aid

Kool-aid — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:32:52 +0000

OH NOEZ! DAT KITTEH CANT GIT TEH FISH! LOL

By: Kitteh_Kat_Celia

Kitteh_Kat_Celia — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:24:20 +0000

NAWT FAIRZ!

AI WANT MAH FISHIES!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:54:50 +0000

Heee heee!! Letz heer it fur teh ebber useful Poyntee Endz!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:51:53 +0000

OMCC again! Ai think ai haz just fawled in luv, too!

CweenmjCanHas1ReeleeReeleeKyootGransun!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:48:05 +0000

Krelm! That iz SOOOO intersting! Ai dint know about this wun!

This iz fur ebreewun else! Samhain, teh Celtic festival upawn witch our Halloween custom (an costumes) ar based!!!

h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain

We awl say it – but OMCC, ICHC iz eudmacayshunal!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:44:15 +0000

*majiklol dust sparklolz faintly in deh air*

By: krelm

krelm — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:36:22 +0000

thank yoo my cween ctrl+F5 did it yay!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:31:38 +0000

Try shift+f5 adn/or ctrl+f5.
Fur wut itz werf, I don’t seeing deh helmut.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:29:58 +0000

:snerk:

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:28:59 +0000

him soo smartz tu!!! Hii gotted himz own kumputer wen hii wuz only 2!!! adn noeingz deh alfabet adn nomberz and cownting tu ten bai deh time him turned three!!!!

By: krelm

krelm — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:28:44 +0000

how do i get rid of the liddle roman helmet?* i put it on for Samhain and can’t get it off. igot off my profile and WP home page, shut down took out teh trash and so on. it”gone everyplace but here!!!

*all of a sudden i hear porky pig singing ‘sword and magic helmet’

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:26:15 +0000

Ohai, Janet – yesh, I thot it wuz kyoot. Domestikayshun, it soots us. *ponders that wun a minnit* Let’s make that – Semi-domestikayshun! We still has a littlol wyld kitteh in us both! And of korse ther be teh Dexter-Kitteh, hoo also be only SEMI-domestipuss! *rollz eyz*

Krelm, gud luk on yor blud tests! *wispurrs* Teh answer to kweshun 72 is Mt. McKinley! But don’t tell ‘em I tole ya! Here, has a muffin for later when yoo is allowed to eet agin.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:23:06 +0000

That wun wurks! He be a cutie!

By: krelm

krelm — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:22:37 +0000

bring it donkeelady!! but leave me a little, i haz to go for lab tests inna cupola hours and the i can EAT been fastin’ for teh blood testz for 24HOURS!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:20:40 +0000

hmmmm..... try dis linkee tu deh album

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:16:44 +0000

Oh Gremlin! That iz so kyoot!1 Awwwwww!!

An krelm! Hao thottee ov yoo. JUST waht ar Kafleen needed!

An Kafleen! Ohai! Hav fun! Krelm iz tuff – he can taek it!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:13:44 +0000

Me too! Nuthing happins. TRAI, trai again! Pleeze!!

By: krelm

krelm — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:11:44 +0000

hey! that surface is SO obviously ment for driving on it is NOT a lake or pond… the poor innocent kitty is in imminent danger of being smooshed into road pizza by the 18 wheeler that is certain to be bearing down on her!!! you people won’t think it’s so funny when the kitty looks like spin art will you and the……*rip! breath…breath my CC that mask stinks!!*

will this do kafleen?

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:11:14 +0000

Ai laik (aseid frum awl teh otter werds)

“Her hair has turned quite gold from grief.”

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:06:35 +0000

Fanks, hunnybunny…..I wishes I got to plai hear moar offin….

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:05:35 +0000

I wunz to see pixor but it is nawt showing me it? Is sumthing rong with teh linky mebbe?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:04:15 +0000

I duz nawt has wafflols but IRL I mayd sum walnut-banana muffins that turnd owt pritteh gud. I had wun this mornink heeted up just for 20 sekkunds in teh mikrowayve, with a littlol budder onnit. I offers yoo a muffin if yor hart dezires . . . Mah huzbing wuz so happeh, he wuz awl like: “Wait, whut! Mah liddlol wifey BAKING – for meh!?!?”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:56:02 +0000

*grabz a liddlol hoof and joynz deh dawn key in a happy danz

dansy, dansy, dansy!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:53:52 +0000

I iz prowd gramma.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:52:53 +0000

Shane wif punkin brayznez.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:49:30 +0000

Hii b such a luv!! Hii iz reelee glad tu seeing eberywun! I see if I kin finding a linkee to deh pixor uv him at Halloween!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:48:26 +0000

it IS bootyfull. I has an admire.

*golf clap*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:47:33 +0000

ware’s teh obvious troll to inform us dat dis is obveeusslee a driving sirfuss and not a frozen obbur lake or sumfing? I has a hankering furr a troll nomming, an mah hoofies r itcheeng…

*looks hopeful*
purrhaps sumwun is makin wafflols…

/in uddur news…..it’s Friday it’s Friday it’s Friiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:46:37 +0000

neerly ebbree line in it iz kwoteablol!!

mai faborite iz

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:43:11 +0000

Happy Beelated Birfday, aunty COL!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:38:39 +0000

*waivez floofy wet pawz to teh souf-west*
OHAI! Ai know yoo can hardlee wayte fur that! He’ll bee SOOO much bigger! An reelee glad to see yoo!

By: Kat

Kat — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:38:02 +0000

What an awesome looking kitteh this is!

By: catena

catena — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:37:41 +0000

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:37:01 +0000

♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥Oscar Wilde♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:35:37 +0000

Well naow…bless yur sweet liddle harts!! Fankyu berry mush foar teh birfdai wishes….it wuz berry quiet on Halloloween…but nice.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:35:34 +0000

Ah, now there is a funnier Algnernon ref. It’s been a whyl since I’ve seen that, but I went and lukkt up sum phunny kwotes. Here’s a gud wun: “Oh, I don’t think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn’t know what to talk to him about.”

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:33:54 +0000

Strypee Kitteh duz
nawtz wawntz wen coaldz wet getz hawrd
andz ‘Pleh!’ slippurree!

Strypee Kitteh can
haz lawtza trubbillz slippeng
wen no haz trakkshun!!

Strypee Kitteh canz
deeploy Poyntee Endz 2 getz
acrawss slydee playss!!!

Jack.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:22:10 +0000

Algernon awlwayz reminderifyz mii uv deh hugely funny “The Importance of Being Earnest” bai Oscar Wilde.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:20:44 +0000

*scribbles down lots of questions to axe Dr. TinyCat at next visit*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:16:40 +0000

*waivez floofy pawz tu deh norf-eest*
Ohai Janet!!! how u iz tuday??
wii iz gonna pak up and leeve Sundai and hed fur OKC!! gonna see dat grand boi!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:15:50 +0000

Then ther is those peeplols hoose naym awl by themselvs is entertayning. I wuz watching sum futball recently and teh annowncer kept saying a naym I culdint beleef wuz reel, but it turns owt it is!

Alge Crumpler is a futball player for Tennessee Titans. Alge pronownzed Algae. Algae Crumpler? Whut an interesting naym . . . I pikshors a beeg fist, crumpling teh algae! Violinz aginzt aquatik plantz. Verreh stranj. (Yoo see a scene of teh burth. Mr. and Mrs. Crumpler trying to decyde whut to naym theyr behbeh boy. “I finks ayll kawl heem Algae,” she sed.)

Akshuly hiz reel full naym is Algernon, which always remynds me of that sad short storeh abowt Flowers for Algernon. . .

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:15:37 +0000

Oar bridge?? Can yoo play bridge???

By: catena

catena — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:14:50 +0000

{{{{honey & Maxy}}}}
Beems fur Maxy tu bii bak bunnee kikun en noe tyem!