TORTURE
TORTURE When fish is under the ice
nawt much easier wen dey in a fish tank.
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Mrs. Paul’s kitteh . . .
Congrats, gremlin. U mai leed teh trip 2 teh tye booteek!
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tu yew, Gremlin !!
Beeyootiful~ But dont see hao yoo doo it so fast!!
it IS bootyfull. I has an admire.
*golf clap*
Fankees! (BTW, for owr innernashunal peeps – Mrs. Paul’s is a brand of frozen fish in teh USA) We can has dantzes and sillybrayshuns. Is FrydEgg. Hip hip – hooray!
Fanks for the eggs plan ashun – ai dint noes Mrs Paul. Was already wundering wot it means.
Ohai, deer caterpiggler! I gnu an eggsplanayshun wuz in order. Nao yoo noes awl teh missteries of groshery shawping in teh USA!
Is gud to seeing yoo – I hope yoo has a gud day! *jently pats that caterpiggler on teh feelers; offers sum sweet green leafs for nomming*
I knoed a guy whose last name was Paul. His wife choosed to keep her own last name when they got marrified, mostly because she is modern, but I’ll bet part of it was that she dind’t wanna be “Mrs. Paul.”
Ohai LCB! Haow U iz? Did Dr. Tinycat tayk gud ker uv U da uvver dai?
Wait, whut?
O, u mean my surgeries? Yeah, that wented ok. Eggsept for teh pleh aftereffects of teh anise… absinthe… teh knockout drugs.
I’m eggsited because I should be able to play the piano soon. I never could before!
Well, yoo DOO hav to praktiss!!
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wut about playing the violin?!?! will u be ablol to play that too?!?!
*scribbles down lots of questions to axe Dr. TinyCat at next visit*
Oar bridge?? Can yoo play bridge???
JUST hanging this rite heer neer teh top – thankz!!
MOAR BELAYTED BURFDAY GREETINGZ
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER CrazyOldLady ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♫ On teh 31st Ov Oktobrrrrrrrrrrrr ♪
I did nawt noes this! HAPPEH BURTHDAY (a liddol bit late) to owr dear CrazyOldLady! Sheesh, I met COL in purrson on Wed nite, 10/28; had I gnown, I culd hav wisht her happeh burthday rite then!!!! Still, beddur late than nevvur! HAPPEH BURTHDAY, CRAZYOLDLADY!!! And menneh moar!
Teh Burfday Fairy told uz awn teh “Dark an Stormee” nite then – butt COL wuzn’t there -so ai thot ai’d wayte till ai saw hur nayme. Hoep she comez bak today!
Well naow…bless yur sweet liddle harts!! Fankyu berry mush foar teh birfdai wishes….it wuz berry quiet on Halloloween…but nice.
Happy Beelated Birfday, aunty COL!
Fanks, hunnybunny…..I wishes I got to plai hear moar offin….
LOL!! Wun ov mai neeces went fur teh ohai fun, becuz she dint want to be Mrs. Beeney. Hur furst naym awlso ends in an eee – butt we still awl haf lots ov ufn when she had hur furst baybee!
We had a reel Beenee Baybee!
My brovver has a friend whose last name is Algie and he marrified a lady named Foote. She went teh hyphenated route, so now she is *musical sting* Ms. Foote-Algie.
That’s twue wove right there, that is. *nods*
*nods*
*staifuled giggloling*
REEL twue wove!!
Then ther is those peeplols hoose naym awl by themselvs is entertayning. I wuz watching sum futball recently and teh annowncer kept saying a naym I culdint beleef wuz reel, but it turns owt it is!
Alge Crumpler is a futball player for Tennessee Titans. Alge pronownzed Algae. Algae Crumpler? Whut an interesting naym . . . I pikshors a beeg fist, crumpling teh algae! Violinz aginzt aquatik plantz. Verreh stranj. (Yoo see a scene of teh burth. Mr. and Mrs. Crumpler trying to decyde whut to naym theyr behbeh boy. “I finks ayll kawl heem Algae,” she sed.)
Akshuly hiz reel full naym is Algernon, which always remynds me of that sad short storeh abowt Flowers for Algernon. . .
Algernon awlwayz reminderifyz mii uv deh hugely funny “The Importance of Being Earnest” bai Oscar Wilde.
Ah, now there is a funnier Algnernon ref. It’s been a whyl since I’ve seen that, but I went and lukkt up sum phunny kwotes. Here’s a gud wun: “Oh, I don’t think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn’t know what to talk to him about.”
neerly ebbree line in it iz kwoteablol!!
mai faborite iz
The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility!
Ai laik (aseid frum awl teh otter werds)
“Her hair has turned quite gold from grief.”
:snerk:
Awlso wuz sayin tu self t’odder dai:
“Teh golden hayre dat Gulla wearz
Iz hers! Hu wud ha’ thot it!
She swearz is herz, and tru she swears
For Ai know wear she bot it.
–sum awld Latin poh ette—
Ai wuz sayin “teh truf” bit awtloud to self jus teh odder day, reely!
Mus have bin thinkin: “teh truth iz’ and der came teh kwote!
GMTA!
Dere iz a forse feeld
..an it’s cawld
.. whot iz it corld ??
Ice, ice, baby!
**heddesk**
*fayce pawz* SNURT!!
*waivez floofy pawz tu deh norf-eest*
Ohai Janet!!! how u iz tuday??
wii iz gonna pak up and leeve Sundai and hed fur OKC!! gonna see dat grand boi!!
*waivez floofy wet pawz to teh souf-west*
Ai know yoo can hardlee wayte fur that! He’ll bee SOOO much bigger! An reelee glad to see yoo! 
OHAI!
Hii b such a luv!! Hii iz reelee glad tu seeing eberywun! I see if I kin finding a linkee to deh pixor uv him at Halloween!!
Shane wif punkin brayznez.
I iz prowd gramma.
I wunz to see pixor but it is nawt showing me it? Is sumthing rong with teh linky mebbe?
Me too! Nuthing happins. TRAI, trai again! Pleeze!!
hmmmm….. try dis linkee tu deh album
That wun wurks! He be a cutie!
him soo smartz tu!!! Hii gotted himz own kumputer wen hii wuz only 2!!! adn noeingz deh alfabet adn nomberz and cownting tu ten bai deh time him turned three!!!!
OMCC again! Ai think ai haz just fawled in luv, too!
CweenmjCanHas1ReeleeReeleeKyootGransun!
Banillah – rite?!?
but it will warm up evenchewally.. and when it duz… i will be wating….
Frum teh shoar!
Nawt wading?
Teh kitteh wants teh feesh, but duz nawt wanna get him’s pawz wet!
*gibs kitteh sum waders anda bellyboat*
There u goes – nao u’re all safe when the ice breaks!!!
Itz all tuu hardd !!
Nite Awl !! 1 am agenn …
Sea yu nex tiem !!
Aw! Yoo can has a braid with us, ifinkso! Sweet dreams, PoussinBoi!
Fanks, Gremlin. Iz 1am Caturdai, sew “Happi Caturdai”. Ciao !!
nite nite!!! happy caturday!!!
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Dis nawt torture! ’s a purrrfekt game!!! Lookit dat poofy tail an teh pawses waitin tu pownce!!!
Ohai! I kin mebbe has sum healing beems for my lubbly reesuntly not so lievly girl? Maxy, teh girl rabbit, has a problum wif her hind legs. She b sorta dragging them along instead of happy hopping and when her sits up awt teh hind feetses her fawls ober backwards. I cawld teh vet and asked foar appointment and her said I beddur bring her rite today. Nao I has a skared.
Oh noes! BEAMS for Maxy and honeycakerabbit! Hope the vet can help hur. Rabbit should be hopping happilee!
Oh, sweetie, gud luk at teh v-e-t. Mebbe is sumthing that kin be fixed rite away and awl will be beddur soon? Then back to hippity-hoppity-full-speed!
BEAMS on hi for yoo and awl mah thots and prayers turnd toward Germany this mornink for yoo and yor sweet bunneh.
{{{{honeycakerabbit and Maxy}}}}
*Joynes ebreewun wif HIGH BEEMS awn fur Maxy*
Megamaxi beams for your bebbeh! Plz to let us know what teh drtinybunneh sez….
oh noes!!!
Beems set on full – an paws crossed for Maxys’ full recubbereh!!!
{{{{{{HCR and Maxy}}}}}}
*sets beems on Full power*
Gud luk Maxy an Honeycakerabbit!
{{{{{{{honeycakerabbit adn Maxy rabbit}}}}}}}
Awl da bestist wheeshiz 2 da bunny
Fanku awl so berry berry much! I’ll let u noe on Monday what teh DrTinyBunneh said (I no has teh intertubes at home). Iz off nao, to get home and fetch my girl and then take her to teh vet. My jenerous neibour lendinged mi his car! Great man!
Fanku agin! {{{cheezpeeps}}} Hao cud I EBBUR do wifout mah cheezfriends? Is a mistery to me. Njoy ur weekend!
{{{{HCR & Macey}}}}
I holding u in mai thotz.
{{{{honey & Maxy}}}}
Beems fur Maxy tu bii bak bunnee kikun en noe tyem!
Yes, you’re right where I want you…
Strypee Kitteh duz
nawtz wawntz wen coaldz wet getz hawrd
andz ‘Pleh!’ slippurree!
Strypee Kitteh can
haz lawtza trubbillz slippeng
wen no haz trakkshun!!
Strypee Kitteh canz
deeploy Poyntee Endz 2 getz
acrawss slydee playss!!!
Jack.
Heee heee!! Letz heer it fur teh ebber useful Poyntee Endz!
What an awesome looking kitteh this is!
ware’s teh obvious troll to inform us dat dis is obveeusslee a driving sirfuss and not a frozen obbur lake or sumfing? I has a hankering furr a troll nomming, an mah hoofies r itcheeng…
*looks hopeful*
purrhaps sumwun is makin wafflols…
/in uddur news…..it’s Friday it’s Friday it’s Friiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*grabz a liddlol hoof and joynz deh dawn key in a happy danz
dansy, dansy, dansy!!!
I duz nawt has wafflols but IRL I mayd sum walnut-banana muffins that turnd owt pritteh gud. I had wun this mornink heeted up just for 20 sekkunds in teh mikrowayve, with a littlol budder onnit. I offers yoo a muffin if yor hart dezires . . . Mah huzbing wuz so happeh, he wuz awl like: “Wait, whut! Mah liddlol wifey BAKING – for meh!?!?”
hey! that surface is SO obviously ment for driving on it is NOT a lake or pond… the poor innocent kitty is in imminent danger of being smooshed into road pizza by the 18 wheeler that is certain to be bearing down on her!!! you people won’t think it’s so funny when the kitty looks like spin art will you and the……*rip! breath…breath my CC that mask stinks!!*
will this do kafleen?
Oh Gremlin! That iz so kyoot!1
Awwwwww!!
An krelm! Hao thottee ov yoo. JUST waht ar Kafleen needed!
An Kafleen! Ohai! Hav fun! Krelm iz tuff – he can taek it!
bring it donkeelady!! but leave me a little, i haz to go for lab tests inna cupola hours and the i can EAT been fastin’ for teh blood testz for 24HOURS!!!
Ohai, Janet – yesh, I thot it wuz kyoot. Domestikayshun, it soots us. *ponders that wun a minnit* Let’s make that – Semi-domestikayshun! We still has a littlol wyld kitteh in us both! And of korse ther be teh Dexter-Kitteh, hoo also be only SEMI-domestipuss! *rollz eyz*
Krelm, gud luk on yor blud tests! *wispurrs* Teh answer to kweshun 72 is Mt. McKinley! But don’t tell ‘em I tole ya! Here, has a muffin for later when yoo is allowed to eet agin.
how do i get rid of the liddle roman helmet?* i put it on for Samhain and can’t get it off. igot off my profile and WP home page, shut down took out teh trash and so on. it”gone everyplace but here!!!
*all of a sudden i hear porky pig singing ’sword and magic helmet’
Try shift+f5 adn/or ctrl+f5.
Fur wut itz werf, I don’t seeing deh helmut.
thank yoo my cween ctrl+F5 did it yay!!!
*majiklol dust sparklolz faintly in deh air*
Krelm! That iz SOOOO intersting! Ai dint know about this wun!
This iz fur ebreewun else! Samhain, teh Celtic festival upawn witch our Halloween custom (an costumes) ar based!!!
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain
We awl say it – but OMCC, ICHC iz eudmacayshunal!
dats wutcha get furr messin wiff majiks, big silleh. Noaw u is stuck wiff it.
*donkey dashes in 12 hours late, bits krelm on teh butt, and runs away kwiklee, snickering wildly*
NAWT FAIRZ!
AI WANT MAH FISHIES!
OH NOEZ! DAT KITTEH CANT GIT TEH FISH! LOL
This cat looks like a raccoon.