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uuh…kitteh hare
Congrats catena! Tawp uv a fibe-fawld macrame!
wonse wif maiseff!
O waow — datz troo – U gotted uh dubble!
Concatenayshunz, catena! U iz at da tawp uv uh 5-wai makrumay! Watt is U gunna haz 4 dreenkees n noms?
aiz eatun kuppeekayk!
adn ai has moyr….
goggiez drule…kittehs roole
goggiez drule…
kittehssnoe leppurds roole!See spot nommed
Nom, Spot, nom!
see Puff nom Spot!
Owt damnd spot!
Out, damp Spot!
*takes shaekspearian stance*
Out, damp Spot! out, I say!—One; two[don't make me count to elebenty]: why? teh baf,
‘twis time to do’t.—sHmell twas yukkky.—
Thiz iz hao we noe that teh MacBeth famblee had a dawg. NO sighn ov a kitteh, tho.
Yoo shek teh frijeeraytore? It no haz cheezburgers ef vey has a kitteh. Oare meybeh kitteh hiydin in frij wile finushin up awl teh burgerz.
hao wud ai luk wif eh musstash?
What? Biting a cat’s tail? Maybe they’re scared of the pointy ends…
Cauz dey iz nawt kats, duh!
Sit, Spot! Sitt!! Gooboi!
Hey – cool jaguar!
Himz shood b cool — himz uh snoe lepperd
This is nawt a Jaguar….oh, nevermind…
Whale, it shure izn’t uh Ferrari…
Ai awlways wannted a bmw…butt (!) a jagular wudz du.
Aorta say summthin aboot their both in the same vein?
itza bluddy shaem, ai sez.
Purrrrhaps a Kanaydjun Goose?
Pfft. Ai seed a whole bunch moar goose comments wen ai refreshified, too.
GMDRA! (Grayte minds donut refresh alike)
Stoopy peeps. Is a elolphant statchoo.
Ai *knew* yoo were going to say that!
Somebody had to.
It’s nawt a goos eever – canajun oar uvver kyned!
mebbe a snow goose?
Lessa-spottd variity?
It sno goos, iz a leppard.
@@@@@
It sno leppard…quik! Duck!
but is it deff?
Dat sno goose!!!
GMTA, mai cween!
*wispers* R yoo dailling nine elebentee?
Dat sno goose!!!. . . Dat’z mai waife!!
Henny Youngman
Iz ennybuddy els feline a littlol oberwelmded bai teh beeyooteemus floof?
Troo, iz berry beeyooteemus!
nawt tu menshun teh moos fetez!
Aifinkso ai shudz cloes mai iz beefour ai splorts frum teh floofy tayl.
Adn adn adn teh cyoot nosey? Adn teh mouf holding teh tayle? Adn teh spottee pawsees?
*grabs hokkey helmut, stuffs on top ob CHRG(w/doi)*
*naud…naud*
yesh – moas beeyutimus taylij floof
an dose spawts……….oh mai…..aiz sumwut parshul tu spawts
aifinks dis wut williboi seas wen hims luks inna meerur
Hmm, we bees in danjur ob a mass splortaje heer, aifinkso. Maybee sumwum shud call nine elebentee?
*preen preen, cohm cohm teh hares, sqwirt sqwirt teh oh! de colone*
an did u notiss deh ω on himz tayl ober on deh left side??
Oh yesh, yu bery obser….awbzer….yu noatisses fings, mai cween!
Datz prolly 2 indic… indyk… tell ebbreewun dat itz da big kitteh’z end…
Adn heer i wuz thinking him a seyntist kitteh.
Mebbe halping d’Beaker in deh Lab.
ω = 2πf
OH yesh! sweepee an ai saw wun JUST laik thiz in teh d’Beeker labz. Tis TROO!!
‘Cept – it wuzznt spotted – just awl blak. An it wuz a goggie, nawt a kitteh! But – priittee much teh sayme size – ai am shur! It wuz a JENN U WHINE d’Beeker Lab Lab!!
if one of these guyz wants to come visit the d’Beaker Laboratoreos, we wud be happy to welcoming him oh yes. the d’Beaker Lab Lab, howevers, might be in a smallll littlle tine weensy-itty-bitty miniscule infinitesimal limit epsilon -> 0 bit of trouble about the time his doggy brain processed the thought “hey!! it’s a kitteh!! i’ll chase it!!”. jest sayin’.
*traiz to imajine teh kitteh an goggie togethur in teh d’Beaker labz*
*seez mennee oberturned taybloz, chayres, paypurrrrz skattered awl ober, cawffee cupz ebreewhere – an awl teh biscotti nommed wif just a few crumblolz left*
i am imagining just a few tufts of black, goggie hairs on the floor with the “kitteh” casually cleaning itself, wondering what’s for dessert.
Angular momentum equals two times pi times the frequency.
’cause I’ve nawt seen da doggie wit a tayle as long or longer that the rest of ‘im.
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methinks that’s why.
Oh, shur, mr. luk-at-mii-i-noez-deh-obveeus!
*handz Dan a troll mask.
I finso u droppinged dis.
*runz away laffing
ah cween, ah’ve been meanin’ to tell ya this. On my way back from the Memphis cheezemeet I saw a Ford Ranger being pulled behind a motor-coach and the bumpersticker make me giggle for 20 miles or so.
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I go where I’m towed to
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If I knew where to get one, there’d be one in the mail for you already.
:snikker: I likez dat!!!!
There wuz a Memphis cheezmeet???? Hoo wuz there?? Wehn wuz it?? etc, etc, etc!! De tayles!! Pleeze!
An ai LUV teh bumprrrr stikrrrr. Purrrrrhaps we cud awl be awn teh luk aut fur it???
it was Griffyn, RHSB, and me-self. the pics are on RHSBs pic-page. not sure of the date, I’ve slept since then.
Thankz, Dan! Ai’ll go luk.
It iz SOOO interesting tath soooooo mennee peeple ar having cheezmeets! Mini, nermal – eben Internashunal!
An HYOOOOJ – laik teh wun in Seattlol!
google knows all! there is a place to get them here or for a license plate frame look here
ROTFLWAFPITA! (“with all four paws in the air”)
now thoze goggies wif the loooong bodies an liddle tiny taylz, taht i kan undersatnd why its hard.
also, ifinkso goggies are not az bendy az kittehs.
Dat’s becuz goggees has bones.
Dat bees teh tastiest nd floofiest tayle eber!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nvr2manykittehz an LexiaFira an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, red velvit caeks, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse (kittehs luv theez, btw), fun liddle card games liek go fish an old mayd, kandee, an byootifyl fuzzy lion an tiger an lepperd an all teh ovver wildkittehs stikkers! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*putz kitty stikkerz awl ober deh sweetpea*
Fankeez BF!!! and Happy burfday tu awl deh burfday peepz!!!
*chaisiz after deh lite up bownsy bawl.
test, part the second.
No fair!!! wii kannaugt hazzing 2 testingz in wun day!!!!
yes, we can, young lady. now sit down and behave.
*snerk*
azzif…
2. d. awl ob dee uhbuv
teechur!!! ai kneeds an noo pinsul!
teechur!!! willy boy is copyin mii!
teechur!!! ai haz tu goe pea!
U iz a kornukopia!!!!!
with tendrils. see: teeeeeeny tiny tendrils.
can’t rly see them…but they’re there…
for extra credit, i will accept *constructive* advice on improving the avatar. in larger form, it is a noldfashion’d cornucopia (with tendrils) and Happy Thanksgiving onnit.
wel…et dusint luk tu stablol………yu shud ad sum braisis maid wif toobaifores an den mehbe git an strutchural injineer tu chek et owt……..
an mamm – du yu haz awl da prawpurr lye scentsis fur dis hear kornukopeeah?
I haz sum advice ov deh dee kunstruktive flavor.
I finso it wud b bedder wifowt deh ten drillz.
*runzawayfast
tu seeing an avatar in giant (oar at leest bigger) size, heer b a trick I stoling frum deh failbloggerz.
You grab the Avatar, drag it to another tab & drop it there.
Or get the properties of the Avatar in by right clicking it.
Anyway then in the address bar change the “=32&d=” to “=3200&d=”, this will make the little 32×32 pixel picture become as big as it can get.
That’s what I do to look at everyone’s avatars.
LCB haz dun a tootorial uv it but I fergit wair shii put it.
OOOOOH! u iz sew clebber!
*curtsees*
Is teh always on my site: lolcatburglar dot com
Is teh also rite here:
Fankeez LCB. I shudda guessinged dat.
I didn’t eben luuk.
Mabye this weekent I’ll has some time to organizize teh tutorilols over on teh cheeztowncryer page.
FANTABUMuSS! Sankoo muchly, LCB!
Ay lubs 2 lern.
*smartee pans dans**
My tail, it has a flavor
♫And its first name is yuck
and my tail has a second name its
ewwww ♫
OP like tew smak meh ina hed wit hur tail afur hur drag itt tru de littr box an acros kikchun flo an eberiwrhe elce
♫ I got a tiger by the tail♫
(old song)
Ai think ai hav it!!
Heer – iz hao peepl can “frend” 5 eagles. Ai just did! An it werked!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-5/
(cloze up teh h t. ov corse – )
Hai all when do we crak the drinkies ?
test, teh Thrid.
hmm. not blue
yesh yu ar blooey….
deed yu ctl f5? oar mehbe lawg owt an bak inn tu WP an ICHC?
Itz awn yur profyle nao, so it shud bee showing up soon heer!
*wanderz ober tu Sweetpeaz Profile*
OMCC!!! u haz deh same burfday az mai Dad!!!
*fayntz*
sweepteaz is yer dad?
*fayntz tew*
*O punz wun i…
I finso Sweetpea iz deh ebil twin.
*clozez i and re-fayntifyz.
Yur Dadiz cyoot grrl???
*fayntz awlso*
It iz no teh holdeding of teh tail taht teh goggies no can do, it iz teh catchingnes cuz teh goggies no can keepingnes focusedz.
Itz mi! Layt az yooshoowal……
Iz lrdg kitteh praktisin tew be Teh Lepoard Ouruboros? *UR doin it RONG*
u used “ouroboros” inna sentence? FTW!!
@@@@@!! Elebentee!!
Ai haz an imprest!!
h ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
U used “ouroboros” inna URL? FTW!
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Heer iz latwecumr! Thfhnkakxz fr yr reeplies…<3 x elebenty gigahartz
As fur mi: DIS (post-er)–aka AI is COMINTBOMB!
**has an impressed**
nom de tail, i wantz dat kitti noaw berri gorjus
I want to hug that floofy kitty, until he eats me or he decides that that will will be best friends foreber.
hahaha… dogs can’t do this because they have less flexible bones!
i can has prettee kitteh?
Ooooh! LURVE snowlepherd kittehs bestest of all wild ones!
This is the cyootest sno leopard pikture evah!!
i luvs this!
I love that lil leopard. He is bitin his tail!!! JUST SO PRECIOUS!!
that is so adorable it really looks like he/she is really saying that lol
beautiful animal