It’s like
It’s like lookn in da merror
just lerning frum mah role model.
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In ur dreemz, kitteh!
congarats, annipuss!
Happy Burfdae, Sesamee Strweet!
♪[cue feem song]
arggggggggg I *know* I posted that as a separate commet. Then it disappeared. Now it shows up here.arrrrrrrrrgh
*sobs uncontrollably*
Nebber myned – it showd up, dat teh importunt fing!
Thx SP! We haz a brayde wiv JCH4K
oooo we can haz braided bread?
Toastted??? Yum!!!
So – a Brayeded Bred TOAST to annipuss – Teh Awlwaiz Speedee Fingured!
*spreds sum budder an kwince jellee awn teh TOAST!*
Oh – an therez PLENTEE fur ebreewun! Just halp yurselves. Toaster’s ober THERE awn teh tabylol awn teh rite!
Doan’t noe brayded bred. Iz dat wat Ai wud cawl a plait?
could be. some types of braided bread :Challah
chałka (Polish ) and kitke (South Africa) maybe Africat can tell us about the last won. I’ve also had braided bread that had cinnannnNom and raisins. yum.
Ai maek wun ware Ai taek 3 lawng thin peesis uv bred doe an plait dem liek hare. Sumtiemz diffrunt kyneds uv doe plaitid 2gevver.
Nom! I think we should declare that the offishul priez fro braids/freeway ties.
Yesh!! THAT iz braided bred! Itz usuallee sweeter – an offen wif rayins. Gud fur brekfast – oar afternoon tee – witch, bai teh way, we DO doo heer!
Old habbit left ober frum jermanee an Austria – ov corse, it’z coffee there! Butt- teh idez iz reelee teh sayme! Nice afternoon brake!
postlude:Tsoureki (Greek τσουρέκι), çörek (Turkish), panarët (Arbërisht), choreg (Armenian չորեկ), or çörək(Azerbaijani). are a sweet bread in Greek, Cypriot, Bulgarian cuisine, Arbëresh cuisine, Turkish, and Armenian cuisine. It is formed of braided strands of dough …[wikipedia]
Don reelee kno dis bred, butt (!) heers teh resipeh!
Ingredients
15 ml sugar
190 ml warm water
1 x 10 g packet active yeast
750 ml flour
65 ml sugar
65 ml oil
10 ml coarse kosher salt
2 eggs
1 egg yolk
sesame seeds, poppy seeds or caraway seeds
Method:
Preheat the oven to 190 °C.
Dissolve sugar in warm water, add dry yeast and let stand for 10 minutes.
In a food processor, place flour, sugar and salt.
Add oil and eggs.
To processor add oil, eggs and yeast mixture and turn it on for 1 minute (if sticky, add more flour).
Place mixture in a large bowl, cover and let it rise (2 hours) in a warm place.
Punch down and shape into kitke braid.
Brush with egg yolk and decorate with sesame seeds, poppy seeds or caraway seeds.
Place on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until golden brown.
Makes 1 loaf.
heheh, when i was flipping up the trhead, i read “Makes 1 oaf” . So *that’s* what trolls eat!
OMCC!! Ai saw “1 oaf” too!!
butt – ummmmmm yummmm!! That luks reelee gud, AfricAt!!
Ai’m nawt much ov a bayker – yet – but ai think ai mite triai this! Remindz me ov mai jerman gramma!
Cheezes Twice its a Tiger!
oh, wait. iz a lukking glass !
mirror mirror on da wall who’s da fiercest 0 dem all?
[take 2th]
Happy Burfdae, Sezamee Stweet!
♪a..b …♪c ….d…e…f…
*singing along with Ray Charles on Sesame St.*
anybody elz having weird nesting prolbemz?
Yes, but then I just sits on teh eggs a fyew minnitz longer and I realize that awl is well.
:& :-&
L-)
*trips over dust bunny*
*egg on face*
Teh ownlee tiem Ai sitted awn a negg it broek an ai wuz awl messee!
Prollee teh ten drilled potted plant!
BUTT – luk waht ai found!! Nao ai want to reed this!!
The Tale of the Dead Princess and the Seven Knights. Alexander Pushkin. Translated by Peter Tempest. Illus. by V. Konashevich. Moscow, USSR: Progress Publishers, 1973.
“In her dowry rich and vast
Was a little looking-glass.
It had this unique distinction:
It could speak with perfect diction.
Only with this glass would see
In a pleasant humour be.
Many times a day she’d greet it
And coquettishly entreat it:
Tell me, pretty looking-glass,
Nothing but the truth, I ask:
Who in all the world is fairest
And has the beauty of the rarest?” p. 5.
Ai ar SOOOOOO beyootiful!!!
Tyga tyga burnun briyt…
Eeenee meeenee maimee moe!!
Owie, owie, owie, owie, owie!
Ketch a tygrrrrr bai teh toe. . . . .
In teh lolness of delight . . .
Whut immortal tabbeh eye
Culd frame thy awsum floofiniss?
@@@@WIN!!! tiems elebenty!
In teh junglol ob teh niet…
In da forestz ub deh nite….
Ai wishez ai cudz rememememeber teh rest ob teh pome!
ht tp://www.bartleby.com/101/489.html (Dontcha just lub teh Intertoobs! Everything at yor fingertipz. . . er . . . pawz!)
hao bawt dis won:
Teh tabbie, oar teh tyga?
Indejongl, de mietti jongl, de lionz leep tuniet…
Ah-weem-oh-wep, ah-weem-oh-wep . . . *taps paws*
*joins in*
♪whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooweeeeeeeeeoo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooomohmohway*
ooohweebowaeooohweebowaeooohweebowae!
iz nawt a lyon, itza tiger.
iz nawt a tyger, itza pikshur of a tiger.
iz nawt a picshur of a tiger, its phtoshopped.
iz danjrous for kitteh to sit on telebishion. or anyone else.
iz … oh, wait, where wuz ai? …. ooh, dots…..
lukee hear mistur eyedee troll……….
wee noes ets nawt an lyon………
wuz jes eggersizin da rite ob “po-edik lye scents”…….
an yesh yu kin sea mai lye scents…hear iz…
*flashez lye scents wif thumbe coberin pichoor ob zombieaxemurduroor* …
ohai! luk ober dere – ets an kandiun DUK!!!
@@@@@!!! Elebentee!!
eencyweency
kanadah!
“iz danjrous for kitteh to sit on telebishion, or anyone else”? iz not danjrous for kitteh to sit on me (ai iz anyone else) mai kitteh duz it alla tyme
*whispurs* Ohai, Markitteh, P d’B is just foolin; is just purrtending to be a troll!
teh way Pd’B sed it set me up for a lil lol. Yu noe, iz not danjrous for kitteh to sit on me, maybe danjrous fur me if kitteh feels like sharpening poynty enz on mai legs. Teh nawt sekund L in LOL iz laff and dats wy ai’m here.
Now, where iz teh nip?
Markitteh – yu maded ii laff. Ai wuz finkin da saem fing; yu saided it muchly bedder.
**extends floofy paw ob friendship*** Nise tu meetcha
Fank yu, HissyFit, Nise tu meetchewtu. Ai haz a happee wen ai can maeks sumwun laff. (extends uthur floofy paw of friendship)
*joins inna tew pahrt harrmunee*
♪whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooweeeeeeeeeoo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooomohmohway*
eerwurm!
*starts neggst verz*
Near teh villaj, teh peeceful villaj, de lionz leep tonyte . . .
♪neer da billuj, da kwiut billuj, da lyun sleepz tewnite….
whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooweeeeeeeeeoo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooomohmohway ♪
Tyger. Lyon in Africa and Tyger….well, Tyger eberyware else…. butt heer. And NAO Ai gots teh eerwurm….. *sigh*
Thatz wun of teh things I lykes abowt ICHC. Always sumwun willing to joyn in a kwik a capella rendishun of owr fayvrit eerwurms.
I has seen moar polished vershuns, but I lykes teh hart in spirit in this vershun of The Lion Sleeps Tonight, a capella and subway-style:
FTW … i’d toss some money in their bag, that’s for sure. thnx for postifying that.
I’d even sacrifice and toss some shwimps in their bag.
Awl thoze peepl just wawking bai!! Purrrhaps they ar traing to ketch a trayne.
Wehn peepl ar this gud, ai awlwai stop to lissen if ai can – an ai awlmoast awlwaiz support Street Mewsichuns! Tehy maek the streets fun – an – ai just laik to support mai fello mewsichuns wehn ai can!
Yesh, yesh.
Tehese gais am full of win an ossim1!!
Ohai, peeps.
Aiz en eh plae dat opunz tunyt.
heer bii sum pix
Aiz teh won en teh akwa dres, teh mayd, adn won awf teh nunz (awn sekkund paij)
woot woot!!!
♪da hilz r alibe…..wif da soun ov mooosik…
adn effen yur awn faisbok, sendz mii eh frens, pleis!
Kthxbai!
ooh – cool!!!
Brake a leg!!!!
tripp!
tumbul
tumbul
tumbul
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THUD!
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oof.
You ota catena? *5eagles helps up catena*
Ohai, 5 Eaguls! *awfuz floofee paw awf frensheep*
do yu has profyle?
He duz! Ai just found it!
BUTT – ai traid to do teh “Frend” – an teh frend buttonz ar nawt werking!!
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-5%20Eagles/
nawt fur mii, eda! wot browza yu usun? aim awn teh fiyrfocks.
I wonder if it is having prollems bekawz of teh blank space in teh URL? I tried klikking teh frendbutton but it didnt wurk eether.
Um, 5-eagles, mebbe yoo shuld try frending us? Klik on mah bloo naym for mah profyle.
If I do it you two will be my first friends lol. I suck at the computer stuff. Here goes, hang on to my tail feathers I am going in…..
Am yu teh same 5 Eagles I saw awn Failblog? Yu a fello Canuck? *has a excited*
Take off eh hosier LOL. Am First nation hosier. Eye ask someone from failblog to helps me add you ot?
Same 5 eagles as on failblog. shhhh they will hate me for being on here LOL. or glad LOL.
5 eagles – yur bloo nayme to yur profyle iz not werking.
In the comment box here – put this in where it says “web site.”
That might fix it.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-5/
(close up the h ttp of corse)
5 eagles – yur bloo nayme to yur profyle iz not werking.
In the comment box here – put this in where it says “web site.”
That might fix it.
h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-5/
(close up the h t of corse)
,
*mutters* Stoopee WP!!
I have added you Janetcanhas5kittehs. You have to accept my invite?
is that right
does this link to my name?
this is the right one LOl Janetcanhas 5kittehcs
*Grabs Nawt Furst Ayd kit* O, catena, didz u borked it? *rapps bandijs form hed to paws wif ownly opening foar nose holes* U OK, nao?
yap! iz borked, aifinkso.
‘Sokai…ai has ennuda won!
nononononono – u’re not mentid tu do it!!!!
*gets book of spell out, borrows the Cweens bonking stick*
*mutters the spell and taps on the borked leg (wiffacaerfullnis)*
TADAH!
There u go – all fixed!
off you goes to the show!!!
wot? wot? mai legg dusnt hert, bawt….bawt…
derez noe boynez!!!
Catena, yur gonna be grate in teh myoosikal!
A warm hand on yur openin nite!
Othx!
*judges spellbook by the cubber*
*cubber sez “most potent healing spells by guileroy lockhart*
Ai fink Ai needs tu send u to madame pomfrey…
*deep breth*
Ohai onna hill wuz a loan lee gote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lowd wuz deh voys uv deh loan lee gote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Fokez inna town dat wuz kwite ree mote herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty adn kleer frum deh gote herdz throte herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
lonelee goythurd….nerfuss goytz!
lonlee gotehurd….nerfuss gotez!
I wonder what hour refration wood be ifn we had one. My wood bee a eagle LOL.
Ai awlways kitteh.
Ai wud luk just laik mai avatar heer – ai hope!
LOL!! Ai akshoolee hav fotos ov mee wif this eggsakt sayme eggspresshun awn mai fayce.
Okai…rememba teh diskusshun awf teh waewahd Nortewust piylutz?
tweetun awn eh jett playn
O – sound warnun!
Now THAT wuz PHUNNEH! Fankees!
Rofl!!!!
Tyger, tyger berning brite! Sumbuddy tern awf teh lite! Teh lite bill iz going sky hi!
O hai, KCT. U did a good service this morning and u didnot even knoe. I gotted stuck behine a stoopy driver going well below teh speed limit for no apparent reason and I couldnot pass. But because their licentious plate started wif “KCT” I just gived them a mild eye-rolling instead of a full-on fist-shaking.
O fank u! Sumwun wuz kind becuz uv mai nayme! Butt, butt, Ai spose 2 hab it tho. *luks sad* Butt, sumwun nawt getz da full treetment today so dat iz OK den! *britens up*
*dun dun DUN! dun dun DUN!!*
♫ It’s the Eye of the Tiger
It’s the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watching us all
With the Eye of the Tiger♫
AAGH! EERWURM!!
Owr eies hipnotize… yu are gettin sleepee … sleepee… sleepee… yu ar in owr powir… yu will go to teh fridje… yu will open it an drop teh sammon on teh floor … an teh nise rost beest … tehn yu will com bak an remember nuffing… wen i cownt to free … wun, tu,–
Breaking news. Another shooter, this time in Orlando. Just heard from CrazyOldLady, so she is OK. Why is this happening? *has a big sad for Orlando and for Fort Hood* Prayers and BEAMS to those affected . . .
I just read the story…horrible. BEAMSBEAMSBEAMSBEAMS to all for peace. Times are so bad, we need to stick together, not turn on each other.
Now my eyes are leaky…can we have a cheesefriends circle of peace and hope?
*stands and holds out floofy paws to left and right…*
*joins paws with bluesfan for peace and hope*
*joins paws with Bluesfan and MMM and prays for hope and peace for all*
*joins paws wif BF, MMM and Palinsc and prays for wurldwide hope and peace*
*takes bf473’s floofy paw*
*holds out otter floofy paw fur moar frends*
Why of korse, bluesfan. I joyns yor circlol of peace and hope. I jently tayks yor paw in myne and extends an orinj floofy paw owt to teh neggst cheez-peep, be that neggst paw floofy or reptilyan or burdlyke, or amfibbius, or whut-hav-yoo.
*taykes bluesfan473 floofy paws* Closes eyes and prays and gibs BEAMS….lawts uv beams foar awl affected and foar peece. {{{{{{bf473}}}}}
Ai haz a sad foar awl uv dem. It nawt rite so menny die so violently. Ai gibs mai prayers and Beams! In KCMO, a yung wemmen wuz killed by a man hoo meen 2 her and agin nawt 2 lawng ago, teh sayme. *haz a sad* Mai prayer. Mai Beams. To ennywun an awl affected bai violence.
Ebbee Kitteh seez
demsellvz az jynoarmuss, Feerss,
Majestikk Kitteh!
Ebbee Kitteh shayrz
saym insteenktz az jynoarmuss,
Majestikk Kitteh!!
Majestikk Kitteh
amz bred 2 surbybe whutebburr
Naytchurr frowz atz dem!!!
Jack.
test. hope you studied.
!Naem 3 words that rhyme with orange.
2. “The Orange ones are poi sin.” Discuss. Use the back o this pge for calculations; be sure to show yore work.
42!
Mt. McKinley!!
All of the above!!!
*whew*
DOREHINJ!!!
Aaarghhhh!!! I fergot tu study!!!!
I pikz …. d…. no, wait, a!
oooooo for extra credit, you can ace da test. I changed my avatar on my ICHC profile. Will it event chew alley show up here?
Deed u alzo chainge it awn ur Weird Press profyle? Aifinkso u haz tew and den kleer ur temp fyles an kookies, den log bak in at WP and ICHC fer it tew sho.
ratzenfratsen. i was hoping i could be teh lazy. \
*shuffles out wif bad attitude to deel wif WP*
thnx for teh halp, bluesfan
*stomps back in verrrrrrrrrry grumpy*
you shure i *Has* to go to stoopy WP? hrmph.
*tries to remember secret coeds/passwords*
3. Convert africat’s measurements to Merry Can measure mints. kthxprettypls
time’s up! turn in your papers. Take a break in the break room, come back for Part the Second.
*now how do i clear those cookees??? ratzenfratzen WP*
..but but …….sisi…. .. .. .. .. .. .. . .. ….. yess . .. . . . … . .. .. . .
Nothing screams white trash, like a giant picture of a tiger on a blanket nailed to the wall above your TV…