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G’dai PB! Congrats!
G’dai Anni !! Itzza Ty wunc agin !!
* No presha today/niet foar a DASN. Ai enjoid taht, thx !! *
Ai wuzn’t shore dere wud be enuff peepl 2 maek it werk, so Ai wuz plezuntlee sir prized!
Ai tihnk teh smorl grupe wurked wel. A fyu LOL kawmints at odd tiemz butt tehy wer no bovva. Tehre wer verry fyu krossed up poastz adn wi awl did owr bessd tu kepe up teh flo adn teh funneh. Pat awn teh bak tu awl !!
Nao, huze gawt sum refrishmints? Ive gawt sum frozin yogert awn sticks nd hawt coffee !!
Hawt cawfee fur me plz – nawt berry warm heer 2dai, an Ai haz 2 go owt sune.
* Parses cawfee tu Anni ! Halp urselb, ebbrebuddi !! *
It wuz 25 C / 77 F in Melburn todai. Ai cycled 50 km / 30 mylz.
Hoap yu donut hab a jellus !! * Hee, hee *
Lucky u! It was 4 C here this morning. *shudder*
Littlot caterpillars no has furs! And kudos for that long bike ride…
Thx Upfi !! Aim cat-ching up frum winter. Saem cyclol ried agen tumoroe tu a countree agriculcharool show.
* Hee, hee *
Leebing teh car behynd iz gud in menny wayz !! * nodz *
32 C / 90 F foar nexd fore daiz !!
jellus, I has it.
), but prolly a littlol less cowld and a littlol moar grey and moist and windy. Is teh pleh.
*hops to close teh windo*
here it b somewhat liek in Upfi’s plaice (i wonner why isthatso?
Butt is teh rich! U kin has teh punkin and teh applols and teh quince and maik teh delishus soup and teh jam and teh aspic and teh compote and go omnomnomnom!
Njoi teh summer, PB! Is teh best time of teh year!
Ohai hcr !!
*Ai shudnut boste, ai kno, butt(!) iz niec tu hab a littlol fun*
Ackshully, iz spring, obcorse. Larsd Febrooberry, teh summa wuz tuu hawt wiv 45 C foar 3 dais adn 47 C / 117 F wun day. Big boosh fierz killifyed menny peepz
Ai iz lukki tu lib in teh subrubz adn haz a hoap wi du nawt si taht agenn .. figners krost !!
*ears perk up*
NOMS?!?
*runs out to green kitchin and inna whirlwind of ingredients, whips up a elebensis-booffay*
Here yu go:
Spruced up banilla caek
Chocklit an gingurr trufflols
mince meat, almond and pear tart
And of corse the sordid drinks for all taystes: tee, cawfee, joosis, hot chocklit an fresh froot smoothies!
Enjoy!
*skulks of back to wurk…*
Fangs, Nenne !!
Hey, arndt u awn a luntsh brake ??
it’s over!!! gone!!!
*sniff*
*daintlee snarfs haff the chocklitgingurrtrufflols*
*skulks back again to wurk wif face cubbered in chocklit powder*
* nom nom nom
sip sip sip
chu chu chu
sip slurp gulp
chomp bite gnaw
lick taste munch *
Huh ? O. Sowwee tu heer …. o, tuu lait !!
munch … ect ect
oooooh! Noms and sips! Mince meat tart it is, wiv cawfee, plskthx. Here in Merryland it is gorgeous: cool, sunny, breezy, with a bright blue sky.
Ai wud braik mi teef nd nead denchaz ! * Fanci taht !!
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sigh!! iz alreddy there…
Grate nawt-sekkund, PB!
Thx KayKitteh !! Teh Innertubez wer pumped toniet jus riet !!
Teh crust iz 2 hard fur mai teef
Wot abowt toast, tehn ??
where iz pulltab?
Hard and crunchy on outside, soft ‘n chewy on inside.
Lyke tihs !!
Ewww! Not nommable!
Eggsacktly! Turtlols be fwends, nawt foods! Pweeze nawt to be nomming the turtlols!
Hai Upfi left you a comment on last fails.
Turtlols are like a fortune tookie.
My bad manners. Good morning all *squeeze* or {{{{{all}}}}} did I do that right ??
Ohai, 5 eagles. And a squeeze bacatcha. {{{5 eagles}}}
Ohai 5 eagles !! Hugz n squeezis r awl gud !!
* Offurz black paw tu shaik *
*offers talon to shake back* {{PoussinBoi and Q.}}
O.o. Ai seam tu hab turnd frum blak tu wiet!!
Gud tu mete yu !!
That is an awesome picture can I use it when I am on here and how do I link it to my name.
aifink you can just copy an payste it into the field called website…
U mite be sent to moderration for a whyle though – butt (snerk…) it’s wurf a try!
Found it only now, sorry! I am not always here on the weekend, but I try to. *squeeze*
wayt! WUT?
(whew) fanx Upfi and Janet uv Gar….
turtlols…..NAWT teh otter wite meet!
Ai ordured it awn teh haff-shell nawt teh hole-shell!
“Yu shell eet wot iz awn yor plait !! * Mawm yoozd tu sai !!
*
* Not u, KK
I gotted yoo a prezunt: a tortuss-shell comb! Just let him run hiz littel fingerz throo yoo hairs.
Ai nneds won ov tohse!
Kitteh: “Aren’t you glad I knew the Heimlich Manuveur?”
Tahts wut tehy tortoise in skool !!
Teh turtlol libs twikst plaetid dex
Dat praktiklee conseel its secks
Aifink it’s clebbur uv teh turtlol
Insuch a ficks 2 be so fertlol!
(Wiv `pollyjees 2 Ogden Nash)
Wow !! Ai lubz it !!
Ogden Nash wuz ligwistiklee challinjd – him din’t rite it in lolspeek!
Aim wurreed taht ai r nao riting lolspeek in gnawmil sityooaishenz !!
*snikr*
We all are…
* Yoinks Snicker n eetz harf !! *
Du yu wont yor harf ??
yes pleeze!
*nomnomnomnomnomnom*
*snikr*
here’s anudder wun!!!
BTW, iz teh kitschen finnisht ??
it is! just a coat of paynt or two to the door frames, an a littlol silikon between the counter and the wall…
Is very nice – well wurf the elebentyfounsand kroners it drained frum my savings
Ai could upload a pikshur – but I donut want it to end up on failblog…
Moor pratical tahn sayling nd prolly cheepa tuu ….
*kitteh narrows eyes*
Are u taunting me onna purpoise??
Tortuss (lyke PB) duzzint wont tu stik hiz nek owt ….
Do eyes have two (Nennepus&poussinBio) send you two a window with sunshine to chill out??
No nede, thx 5 Eagles !! Taht wuz the LOL tortuss torkin fru Nennepus. If shi had narroed ize, Ai wud send hur sum anti-wrinklol creme !!
Luuk upfred nd sea teh lubbly fudz we shair togevver ( afta Nenne mayd tehm, taht iz !! )
hmm – Ai hoeps its a windurr with just the rite amount of sunshine, with just the rite temprature and purrfekt drinks with just the rite amount of ice in… somewhere where it’s always 5 o’clock…
Eyes with u Mennepus it 5:00o’clock somewhere.
Correction Nennepus so sorrie>
Typos never hurted anywun!!!
* PB stiks nek owt teh windurr *
Hey !! No Pushenn !!
sorry my lolspeak not so good learning though.
Tahtz Okey !! Yu r gibbon it a go !!
* Whispurs: Juz a noet, iz worf spellin naims rite, if yew can ! *
* oar uze inishalz. Ai kno sum uvverz hab korrectid noobiez ober it.
May wi abbre.. trunc… shortin yorz tu 5e, foar exam-pawl??
Ai git corld PB mush ob teh tiem. Iz teh eeziessd !!
Wyde flat rawk wiff legz
duz nawtz moob fasst eenuff 2
maykz deesent targitt!
Wyde flat rawk wiff leggz
duz nawtz maykz mutch noyzz wen
himz moobz ao slowwwwwwlee!!
Wyde flat rawk wiff leggz
duz nawtz feerz Strypee Kitteh
wiff wyte vesst andz glubbz!!!
Jack.
now make with the canopener, Mr. Opposible thumbs.
Turtlesnaks? =( Nooooo pleez not to eet deh turtles! Dey ar frens nawt fud!