Why yes, I am Canadian.
Why yes, I am Canadian. Why do you ask?
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dis costume be a beeeeeeeeeeg moostake.
*faysepaw*
Did you say moose-steaks? Beeg wunz?
i thot chew wuz teh vegetarianista?
Uh, nope! Not me! Must hav bin sum uther kitteh!
*hides bone behynd bak*
vegetarianista (adj.): frum deh ancienting native mericans werd vegetarian, meaning “fails at huntings”
eggsept foar hunteng teh wyld asspaggaruss
nawt mush bwains rekwires for sneakings up on leafs
unless they be b0rg enhanced tendrills…
Wud agree if tey wernt Canadian leefs. Dem tings ar dangerus.
you stole my idea eh.
I iz not a-moosed by yur stereotype!
iz eh goos!!!
Noe, a moose!
No, is a carob ewe.
…she said sheepishly.
hu ewe foolen, triun tu ram dat ideah don hour troatz?
is cause she be carobby adn full 0′ beans?
Good day. I upgraded ur ram, eh?
Aer ew tryin 2 pull teh wool ober mai eiiz?
izz taht ennyfink lyk a chawklit possum, onlee biggur, mayB?
And not quite as tasty. Not by a long shot.
owelz – ai wuz hoapen … *sighzez* …
Because of ur charming accent, of coarse!
Now put away those pointy ends, eh?
meh wah.
well, that was a fail . i meant the “wah” to approximate the pronunciation of “Oui” that i’ve heard Canuckistanis use.
Ai’m nawt a goose tho
wii bii dialud en tudae!
Canada iz cool. exspecially round dis time uv yeer.
Meeshegun iz downrite CHILLY at this taim ov yeer!
Has fun at teh lodj meetin!
Iz yoo gonna pull a rabbit outta ur hat nesxt?
bowlwenkul ref!
But whair hims i-glu? A goggie sled? An hims toque an beer an hokkee stikk? Him a fraud!
From Fraudland?
yesh! Nawt a Canadjan moosykitteh butt (snerk) a imposster! Ax himz abaot teh met-trix!
Den agin, him duz luk berry poliet. cud beez Canadjun.
kitteh can has bruum for curling?
Make him say teh alphlolbet fast and see if at teh end he says “zee” or “zed”.
Or “omega”.
Offur him sum poo-teen!
*shocky face*
But… but… I’m not that kind of a girl!
(as far as u knoes)
teevee anownsurkitteh anownsus in himz bestest teevee anownsurkitteh voyse …
*nekst weekweekweek awn “Dusty nation Troof” … wih taky yu awn an daynjuruss trekkz tu teh farr korners uv VLC inz surtch uv teh rair adn inn daynjurrdededed Kanajyun Kittehmoooooooose … *
Waz VLC???
Verree Larj Canadanadana
Fankooo!
ennyplayse az bigbigbig az VLC muts has a kornur oar tu sumwairz, aifinkso …
I think they spells it “cornres” though.
@@@@@!
Yup, we be big!!! See, iz eben inna song!!!
yupz – itz soitenlee izz! ROFLOL-ing!!
no wunder we win teh bronz!
LOLLL Proud to be a CanadianLOL (from Quebec, LOL)
OHAI, canadianLOL!! Nice yoo can joyne us. Az ai’m shur yoo mite hav notissed, tehre ar lotz of yur fello countrymen/peepl heer.
Hi
, I’m happy to join all of you.. I just can’t wiat to learn the LOL language so I can understand everything here, LOLLL
Just read it out loud!
I think you’ll even “hear” our accents
thank you, I’ll try that…. I’m pretty sure it will help, lolll
Hu noes whut ebil thots lurk behine those bloo eies?
Nowun knoes wut itz lyk to feel dees feelins
Lyk I do
An I blayme yoo….
♪ ♫ no wun bites bak as hard
– well, that part is probly troo.
Du canadjuns offin ware moose antler hats? Luks comfurbull as wehl az ai-katching.
Lukks warm an cozee 2!
Ai wants une! It wihl gibme mohr ruum on subwai, aifinkso! Eeder peeps muve becuz ub hornz ur becuz dey tink onlee weerd-weerdo wud ware dis ting!
Oh hai all. Eyes not horny but really esitable.
He’s not Canadian! He’s a druid! http://static.wowhead.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/146148.jpg
Ohai Peepz!!! I ben reeding dis moarningz Dark and Stormy Nite!!! it b full uv win!! kudoz tu awl!!!
Mynd U, moos bytz can b purdee nastee…
*She waz trying to carve her inishuls in teh moos wif an interspace toothbrush…*
bih4 ai bai taht lurvlolee hatz, ai wud lyk tu noe ifz a matscheng ann noe wrack adn muckylukkyz arr abayl a bull …
ohai, iz the burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Xene an RobbevonScholle an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday cakes, fluffy anjul fud caeks wif fresh froots and wippy kreems, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif itty bitty sekirt diyarees wif sekrit de-coder ringz for riting yor stories an sekrits in, liddle wind-up raysing mooses, kandee, an fuzzy moose an pololar bear stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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A room . . . with a MOOSE!
Now I will leave you to your moosie fate.
MY WALNUTS!!! D:
(Kudoz to teh Zim fanz!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the singing of the Canadian Lolcat National Anthem
O Catada!
Owr hoam nd nativ land!
Tru patreeut lurv in all dy suns comand.
Wif gloween harts we c dee rise,
Teh Tru Norf strog nd free!
Frum far nd wied, O Catada,
Wii stand on gard fur dee.
Ceiling Cat keep owr land gloreeus nd free!
O Catada, we stand on gard for dee.
O Catada, we stand on gard for dee.
Oh yaaaas we are number one….. wait number two…?????
Member…has ta be “we are furdest frum last” ur “we r nawt sekind”!
MOOSE! MOOSE! Heer Moosie! Moosie! Heer moosie! Ifn he niec wai he nawt com heer?
izz yu kawleng himz in Canadjyun Moos-ese, oar US Moos-ese? Dere’z a difruntz, oar soe ai’m toald …
Yup; Merkin mooses sai “GeddOWtovheer!” and Canajun mooses sai “GedOOtovheer!”
Canayjun moose will say Plzkthx
Plskthx, eh
Adn then “Sorry”.
wih kannut has a moos inz teh hoos, eh?
this LOL needed Early Distant Warning.
Moose! Butt (!) ware iz skwirrell??
Hay, Rokee!
WAYDAMINNIT!!!! …*puffz, puffz … strugglolling tu remoov Canadjyan Kittehmoose hatz in respekt … yankz awn kittehmoose hatyz wifawlteh myte*
…*hokay … tahtz beddur … stanz respekfulolee foar Catada Lolcat Nashunal Annfum *
…*sheesh … naow ai gotta puddy teh @#$%^&*(*&^%$ fing bak awn …*
…*stufz hedd bak intu Canaddjyan Kittehmoose hatz adn stawmpz awf tu teh kornur wifapowtinezz … adn a hatz taht izz awl cattywhumpuss …*
Ah fawt da anfem wus dis:
O, kitty cat
Domestic shorthair breed
I will see that
You get the things you need
Food that tastes nice
Toys shaped like mice
A box that’s kept waste free
And more than that
O, kitty cat
You’ll sleep in bed with me
You keep my home
Pest and rodent free
O, kitty cat, you are a friend to me!
O, kitty cat, you are a friend to-ooo me!
a smawl voys akses frum teh kornur …*duz taht meen ai has tu taik awf mai hatz AGEN??!!*
Ah’m afrayed sew.
An wifarespekfulnis.
hokay …*strugglols owt uv Canadjyen KittehMoos hatz adn stanz wifarespekfulnes foar anuvver annfum … tehn krawlz bak tu teh korner adn laiz daoun … wakees mih in teh spreng, pleez – ai fealz a hyburr nayshun kummin awnzzzZZZzzz …*
U kin nao sleeps in peas, noeing u haz faifully dun ur dootee.
Ah meen, if u lieks tu sleeps in peas an stuffs.
ai kin sleap in whirled peas?
Prollee safer tehn sleeping in sweetpeas…
smelz beddur ennewais, aifinkso …
Dats a nyce song! Ai wihl sing tu mai boiz. Is der a defnut toone, ur du u makes un up?
It gose tu da “O Canadia” anfem song.
Fitz purrfeklee.
U kin heers da song at heer:
Akshulee, wif kittehs moosie hat an mai turkee hat wii wud maik a bery feching cupple, aifinkso!
Ebreewun pleez tew visit teh freekibble site, plai teh trivia fer teh kitteha AND goggies, todai dey is hazing 5X teh kibble fer teh goggies!
freekibble
yay! ai did it!
yay fer u! izza bery guud site, aifinkso, ai plai teh kwestions ebree dai.
An it duzznt mattur iffen u git teh kwestin rite er rong, teh donashun iz maid aneehow, fank guudness.
ai jsut didded itz awlsoetu … eeben gawt teh tribbeeyah kweschun ryt … * wandurrz bak tu teh kornur wifasleapeenes tu ree zoom hye purr nayten …*
It appeers kitteh iz NAWT amoosed
Moooooo?
. . . . . . . . se!
MooooHoooo…!
Nok nok.
Did you peeps see teh artikul in TIME on-line dis day about a kitteh dat gots teh H1N1? Teh headlien is “I can has swine flu?”
!!1!!
Ai jsut luukeded atz itz, adn ai laffed soe hardz taht ai hadded tu pee in a flannik … butt (!!) nawt tu wurree – ai alwaes karree annex straw flannik foar merjessies.
linkz oar in nevar happend
Here it be:
ht tp://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1934826,00.html?iid=tsmodule
*singing* Moose, moose, gibme a moose…..
OOps, dis isnt dat kinda site.
Kitteh caem awl teh wae frum Canadia to a-moose us!
stupid moose-cat won’t shut up about Tim Hortons
Prety Persian immygrant adaypts kwikly to Kanadian lyfe.
it is so cute
Love it!
Cyute kitteh must be from Moose Jaw…
Dear America,
Eff Yoo.
That will be all.
I iz completely agreeing to dis!
Canadians uniyte againts American stereotypez!
It’s KittyWinkle! or BullKitty…or just Bullwinkle kitty…
No 1 else thot this, so now Iz doin it.
*ahem*
I WANT TO BE WHERE YAKS CAN RUN FREE
WHERE ROYAL MOUNTIES CAN ARREST ME!!!
LET’S GO TO CANADA! LET’S LEAVE TODAY!
CANADA O CANADA!
AI SI VOU PLEA! (can’t spell frenchies!)
Yesh, I listens to da obscure ska bandz of da 90s. Rawr.
di is widicewlus!!! me likey da funny lolnes