My God…
My God… Just how long WAS I asleep???
ur narkolepsy musta hit u again.
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gonna kill dat goggie
he did dish to me.
note to self: must learn how to photoshop incriminating photo 0 stoopy goggie.
Congrats awn a dubblol tawp spot!
how should we sillybrate? make a Guy dat looks like dat stoopy drooly goggie?
*runz tu git firewood*
I lubz a gud bonfyre!!!!
Will dere b fyremenz???
Why knot? you call dem!
*buildz big bonfiyr
*Flamez shoot way up inna airz
*sparkz fly ebbreewayr
*dialz nine-lebenty
Hallo? kin u sending deh fyremenz??
Yes, wii haz a fyre!!!
Tellling dem tu hang a left at deh JCH4K rown-dee-bowt!!
Den just luk fur deh flamez!!!
*whispers to cweenmj,* “tell dem to make a quik stop fer bbq and marshamallows”
But, I don’t like BBQ on mai marxhmallowz!!
*komez hair and putz on curly ii lashez and O. D. Kolonee.
*Fans teh flaymes wif hankee*
Wear’s tehm fyremenz, dey iz takin dere tyme kummin!! Teh marshamaloes will be awl burnded
smores sweeeeeeeeeeeet. I got yours bak covered miniminsmum brouts some chocolat bars.
Ai’ve growt teh graham crakerz!!
ohai, Janetcanhasebberyfing in cheezland naymed affter hurr!
I gots teh fyre crakkerz!
Ware are da nuckle crakkerz?
yesh, smores R teh bomb…
and lettuce kook sum hawg dawgs, to!
*lights a sparkler*
we could make a list of Epic Fail Plans?
Attmpted assassination 0 King Jimmy
By one get one free cigarette promotion
Coke, New
Dis be haaard, not
Easy nope, not easy at all!
F…
Fawkes, Guy’s idea in teh
Gunpowder Rebelolion tried to *poof*
Houses of Parliament.
I…
Ishtar, teh Movie. expensive, bad idea
J…
Jonah not going to Ninevah
Krispy Kreme donuts low cal version
Louisiana World’s Fair, 1984 ( i liked it, but lost munniesbigtime)
M…
Montague and Capulet feud
NOMAD thing launched on Star Trek
O
Oy, am I gonna have todo teh whole liszt???
P…
pay toilets
queue for toilets at baseball game when you drink beer
r…
Shur wuz lukking liek it {{{{{sp}}}}}} Gadl yur nawt tu bizet.
Of Mice and men, the best laid
Plans.
Q’s plan to romance Janeway on Voyager [StarDrek]
Rasputin’s inluence on Alexandra
S…
Q, are you name’d after Q on StarDrek, Voylolger?
Sing while we have lips and a tongue ya before the king
shall silence our toll making fun
T…..
“That thyme ob yeer thou mayst inn mii behold”–(olde age accordin 2 shakespeer)
really kitkay ? It just come out of me?
noos lets get teh boydie?
sorry out of sink with above my bad
Bad hare dai?
ai doan see noe wabbitz…
i taut i saw a puddy_tat!
Ai fink Puddy_tat haz gon 2 bed erlee!
wuh woh. izzee still feline poorly?
Iz himz feline a bit bedderer todai?
Him iz a liddle beddur thx, but nawt ennifing liek well yet.
Ohai annipuss! Ai haz a langwij kwestshun – purrrhaps yoo can tell me.
Feline poorly. Nawt well. Under teh wether.
But do yoo ebber just say “sick?” Az in “He’s bin sick??” Oar ar yoo awlwaiz just “poorly?”
Ooooo, U wascawwy wabbit!
ai iz BEEEYOUTEEEMUZZ!
Quite right.
Ai nead a harekut
Ai nead a makober
elebentee yeers mr Kitteh van winklol
*waykes up*
huh? hooz tawlking? Whut thyme is it? wear am eye?
ets an lyon….. geddin da kar!
Cheezes twice!!!
*nom, nom, nom*
*pikz up mask*
Photoshopt!!!!!!
I kin see deh pixelz!!!!
Iz nawt reel kitteh-wig?
Dis wuz dun bii pixies? Not elbs?
Ai dont see ene pixies. Oar elbs. Ai dont eben see ene fairies. Just hairies.
LOL!! Just think! We can haz a Burfday Hairie?
Rogayne, yoor doing it rong!
“I ees teh king of teh forest. rrraaaaaawwwww.
Yu haz no curridge!
yes i does with brown sugar!
Doo yoo maek yurs wif teh steel cut oatz?? Mai favrit!
I like you LOL
lol. kitteh has 2 much hairz. and luky 13th comment yay!
yay! j5! two badd it knot beez friedegg!
Kit van Winkle?
Kit van Wiglol ?
Oanlee ifn himz bowt 2 pownts…
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*butt wiglol uv dume*
Rip Van Kitteh?
Turkish Van Kitteh?
Gah, beat me to it!
Aslan azza kitteh…
Narnia FTW!
Tyra Kitteh sez show meh ur real hair!!!
Iz boo-fant hare-dos comin bak in style?
I sure hope so! Nuthin I lyke better den teasin and sprayin myne hair til it feels lyke plastik. (Yu know how I iz a slave tu da fashun!)
Me too. (Sez teh gurl who iz warin teh purplol swetpantz.)
Purplol swtpantz b a liddol fancy fer me. I’z waren black, wiff big brown slipperz.
I iz warin myne grey sweatpants, which I weared tu wurk tudai, in protest uf haffin tu wurks wif da sikness!
Den, tu protest ebben harder, I sleeped in myne office chair fur an hower!
Mai haz da gray wunz tu, stil softee insied nd wor tu getz da harecutz so ai nawt lukz liek dis kitteh van wigglol.
Omeetu 3km! Inna ate-eaz, I yewzed teh hayrez sprai sew mush. Sumtimez ai wundur if ai iz soley ree sponsbull fur teh ozown howle!
Oh yesh, mii tu in da ateeez, howebber now I iz moore innerested in see’in just how layte I kan sleeps and nawt mayke boi layte fur skool, an mii layte fur wurks.
Komfort nawt sekkund iz myne motto!!
only for hallowe’en
Dis kitteh haz been asleep since da halolweenie partee; and hazzan epic hangober.
Oh Hai Cheezpeepz!! Dis b tu welkuming awl deh noo-beez. Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I wud like tu halping awl deh peepz tu enjoyifyingz deh tiymez dey spend wif us. I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer. Mai bloo name awlso b a link tu deh Cryer.
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk at deh linkz on deh top uv deh paig u will find wun laybulled ‘Helperz adn majik trikz.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
Deh Lore adn Legendz page b hazzing linkeez tu sum ov ower more owtstanding adven chewerz and tu deh originz uv some uv ower kustumz.
Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
Kum wif mii tu dhe Ty Boo Teek adn wii will gitting u eech a welkuming prezzee. Dehre b awl sortz uv goodeez heere. Mostly wif a kitty theme. Kitteh printed Tyz and skarvez. Kitteh faised LOLeepopz. Kitteh wind chimez. Snow globez wif seenz frum Cheezland. Boblolhedded kittehz. And on dis shelf dere b sum goggie and bunny and pinnygig eye temz. Taking ur pik. Awl iz free fur deh wanting….. Enneewun kan kumming heer ennytiyme deh b feeling deh kneed fur a pik mii up. Originally, the Ty Boo Teek wuz fur deh peepz hoo b habbing a Ty fur deh Nawt-sekkund commint, but now iz fur ebbreewun, ennytymez.
*Handz awl deh noobeez a CHRG (wdoi). Dat b a chikken hed rubber glub (wif drawingz on it). U putz deh rubber glub on ur hed to holding in deh brayn cellz wen u haz a splort! frum deh kewtness uv deh kittehz.
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Dehre b a small Lounge in heer tu!
*mixeez drinkz*
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*handz awl deh noobeez a refreshing beverage.
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Cheez! Iz happie being here. Iz bin spending muchly tim reading Twon Cryer. Princess Mu Medow gives me a happy sad. Thanks to all for creating such a wonderful place.
Welcome twocatwoman!! Yes, da Princess Mu Meadow awlwais gibbes mii da leaky eyes!!
Hey sanks what are drinking to my lolcats language is somewhat brokenz.
Oh Hai 5 eaglez!!
Mai favorit Cheezland drink b deh chokklit martoonee! *sip, sip*
Ifinso ur LOLspeek b just fine. U gitz bedder wif moar praktiss, uv korse. But dehre iz no rong way. Eben reglar Englizh b fine, if dat b deh way u roll!
Meegwetch(Thanks) you fours the other nite chokklit martoonee it was really goodz. Sorry my lolcat is not goods. I liks you humor it fummy stufffs. Yous has a good spirit.
Fankies mai cween! Ai beez pritty gnu butt (!) alreddy ai haz maked sew menny fwends an ai is ackshully gonna meet sum dis weekend! Ai haz a beeeeeg eggsited!
wat happenz when Harespray the Muzical meetz Catz…
FTW!!!!! i gibz u awl deh burgularz!!!!!!
I has a happee! The cween acknow…rekog…said sumfing to mee!
gud nite guise…
sea yew tumarroe!
*waivez floofy pawz tu deh west!
G’nite, Willy Boy!!
curl into a small ball and sleep well willy boy
wut fibe eeglols sed, an
, and wiff yore pyle ob kittehz!
sweep tite!
eez dees teh kitteh’s reel hayre???
is it just me, or does this kitteh look like a movie star? Wonder who this kitteh looks like…
Vincent?
How long have u sleep? only god knows!!