*cuddles and wispers* Or u can just go to sleep. U safe.

**Sees pic**

KITTEH DOWN!

*Splorts again*

And what a beautiful way you described how it makes you feel to be here. That’s one reason we all love it here – besides that it is often VERY funny! And we’ve made such good friends here.

I’ve just fetched this from the Town Cryer. Since I wrote it, I’ll just take the privilege of translating it for you!

Over time, I wrote many of these, because I never could remember where the previous one was! But this is the one that ended up in the Town Cryer.

Cweenmj starts: Ths wonderful descripshun ov the meadow was writen for us by JanetCanHas4Kittehs. There is not a single word I could add or take away that wold make it any more perfect..
Dis wundermuz deskripshun uv deh medow wuz ritted fur us bai JanetCanHas4Kittehs. Dere not b a single wurd I kud add oar take away dat wud making it ennee moar perfect. — mj

Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl (all) kinds of refreshing beverajes (beverages), tastee treets (tastey treats) and PARFAITS!

(Actually, the rest of it is written mostly in plain English, so I’m sure you’ll have no trouble reading it. Everything is just phonetic, so if you read aloud, it’s easy)

It looks out on the Princess Mu Meadow. The meadow is filled with
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif
flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.

An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.

An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.

Princess Mu sez:

heer is the poem and disscussion that started the idea ov the princessmu medow. Kathleen was the furst tew sugest the idea ov a medow. it’s a grate compliment to me that such a lovely plaece has a tiny thred ov me woven into it.

I luvz u but dis can nevr be

(The link to the original place didn’t copy over – but we can find it for you if you like.)

Gremlin sez yoo just bowt a gnu haus. Cleerlee, this iz teh problim, az yoo SHUD hav bought a KITTEH haus. Butt – that iz eazilee fixed, becuz ene gnu hauz can be chanjed to a kitteh haus bai *poof* putting a kitteh in it!

An Jon, yoo ar a treshured old frend heer – purrhaps yoo weren’t aware ov that??? We ar awlwaiz so happee to see yoo.

Grate job ov finishing teh Liszt, Gremlin! Nao we just needs to maek shiur kljon seez it!

{{{{5 eagles and kitten}}}

I wish yoo and yor lubberly feeyahnsay a “happily ever after.”

And I’m flattered by being the subject of an alphabet run. Thanks for cheering me up, Janet and all!

;-O

Wehn iz it going to be?? An yoo ar rite – yoo awlso hav the moast impawtent thing. Luv may nawt be awl yoo need, but it IZ bai far teh wun thing yoo MUST hav!

An ai wish yoo ebree happiness in teh whirrrld! {{{{{{Darrkwolff}}}}}}

KittehlessNoMoarJon haz a nice ring, too! Ai think.

Is sew ah-door-able!!

*Splorts and hits head on taybl*