Comments on: Pumpkin carving

By: Tori

Tori — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:50:43 +0000

Smashing Pumpkins, anyone?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:47:51 +0000

yeah … me, purrsonally, just sayin, ai thinkso the ratio of kittehs to otter animals is just about right …

By: Ryushi

Ryushi — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:42:50 +0000

No, it’s supposed to look like this. It looks scarier smushed.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:31:26 +0000

999. and they lived happily ever after… the end…

By: nennepus

nennepus — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:23:30 +0000

the pololar bare an otter critters come heer tu play – because this tab is for Lolcats an funneh pictures!!!
STN!

By: Beth M.

Beth M. — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:43:20 +0000

Just wondering why the heck all these zoo animals keep showing up under the CATS tab??? Perhaps add a Misc Critter tab so we can keep it just to pussycats!! I’ve seen bears, ferrets, rabbits and squirrels in here…. not that they can’t be cute – but sometimes, only a cat cheers me up.

By: Lurky McLurkerson

Lurky McLurkerson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:38:12 +0000

Oops.

*takes last B out, puts it in her bonnet, and replaces it with an M.* There, that’s better.

By: Lurky McLurkerson

Lurky McLurkerson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:37:07 +0000

Pssst! Mr. Poller Bare, Failblog is a few tabs tew da rite. Yer on da rong payg!

…Plz not tew b eatin be.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:35:51 +0000

Corse nawt! Juss sumwun hoo hazn’t tiem 2 reed awl throo teh thred!

By: Catnip Junkie

Catnip Junkie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:27:45 +0000

Epic WINS all around. Congra rate, cheez peeps. You, polar bears, trolls and fyremans ROCK.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:02:09 +0000

Oops, srry. Does that make me a t-r-oh-l-l?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:59:58 +0000

Yes, PdeB pointed it out above.

By: O_o

O_o — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:53:36 +0000

This are strange looking kitteh, and it can’t be a polar bear cuz they’re all dead thanks to you, Al Gore said so, so it must be true.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:46:05 +0000

Did u guise notice that teh link under this lol that points to a related past lol points to one eggsactly one year ago, where Goosey is introducifying a DSN?

Kinda spooky, kinda sweet, that.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:29 +0000

13. a groop ov CTs – SEBEN ov them!! peeked in teh window an saw her there, awl cumfee an happee an sleeping!! She’d just nommed hur supper an wuz peas-full. So, huddling down togedder, tehy decided to. . . .

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:56:11 +0000

so they desided tehy shuld pikk anovver lifetime acheevemint gole besides habbing nawt-sekkunds on teh lol. “wut oh wut shuld we do wif owr lifes?” tehy (who’z tehy? i losted trakk ) wundered. tehn suddenly a vision ob Igor appeerd before tehm. it speeked. “wut yoo shuld doing wif yor lifes iz yoo shuld. . . .”

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:52:59 +0000

16. until, throo teh natchural prosess ob survival ob teh trolliest, a breed ob garl ick- rezistant trols emurjed. “hmm,” thotted Igor, “wut if i try miksing in sum. . . “

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:50:30 +0000

12. but, unknowd to teh kitteh, teh ovver members ob teh care-troll tribe, all teh arobix intructors an legol profeshunals, wuz plotting ther revenjes. wun ebening, az teh kitteh wuz basking on himz/hurz (sumwun pikk a gender for teh kitteh, plz) plush-carpit-cuverd pedestal ob heroism, . . . .

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:20:59 +0000

11. “Wack” !! The troll was knocked over for a six !! Kitteh was an instant hero(ine) and was famous for ever after.

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:19:37 +0000

Heee heeeeee!! 8) LOL!!!

By: JanetCanHas5Kittehs

JanetCanHas5Kittehs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:18:12 +0000

10. – befoar teh caret-troll cud carree awn fur mennee meenee commints. But luk!! Under teh bush there wuz a grate beeg club! He putz hiz burger down, pikked up teh club and . . . .

By: missmeow

missmeow — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:16:15 +0000

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:10:12 +0000

Yes! It was full of teh win and awsumness! Though ai didn’t get mush work done in teh meantime…

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:08:35 +0000

Taht wuz mi adn taht wuz coz ai didnut race yu foar wunce
* adn awlso coz ai wuz finking ob mi nawt-sekkund openin lion …:wink: *
Thx Anni. It wuz teh fun !!

By: Meezer Mom

Meezer Mom — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:03:08 +0000

Butt (!) it wuz a classik, so Anni had prolly alreddy ben nawt second on it a long tiem agog.

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:00:08 +0000

31. gnu LOL was likely to appear any minute now and none of teh gurls wanted to miss it. Wot wif teh men having passed out teh chances of getting a nawt-sekkund had dubbled. But wud they beat Annipuss, her of teh kwik fingurs? Stay tooned!

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:59:57 +0000

15 which was garlic filled chocklits. The garlic worked to didn’t leave you with bad breath, somehow, but worked to repel trolls. The more you ate, the more immune to trolls you would become.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:59:52 +0000

Thx ebbriwun fur maekin dis werk. Ai wuz a bit dowtful wen nowun showd up fur teh nawt sekund 4 miniyts!

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:58:29 +0000

31. on the way to neggst LOL and didn’t want to arrive sekkund! So on they hurried.

By: Cube Farm Boy

Cube Farm Boy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:54:26 +0000

Bar smash!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:54:15 +0000

14. Happy an elated! noe more dark an stormee knights!! butt… these wur not ordinary chocklits… Igor had been “trying out” an noo recipee…

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:54:01 +0000

.. nawt tu wurri !! Jussd put awn a bold fais !!
* wot about a bald face ?? *

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:48:25 +0000

yeah, and this wun is in her memory. which is why i wondered if it was arranged, or a coincidence. it's great either way. . ..... and why did my boldface not work? maybe it works now???

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:45:17 +0000

30. an otter vehicle going the otter way. Why enni otter vehicle would be in their way and why it was also full of otters was another question. It was only a glancing accident and they glanced at each otter and continued. They were ..

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:42:15 +0000

30. the ironing would have to wait. The girls all rush in and screamed loudly. A ..

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:39:18 +0000

Ai din’t noes teh kitteh was borked in the furst plaice!

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:38:16 +0000

YEs! on the way to the Naughty Barn. But alas! All the lager had made the men very sleepy, so they never got as far as the naughty bar. That was a shame because

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:36:48 +0000

29. see where wun was going. And sure enough, teh skwirrels in their tractor bumped into

By: missmeow

missmeow — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:35:11 +0000

Wut if kitteh wuz fixt?

By: missmeow

missmeow — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:33:39 +0000

Hairee godmudder baers tryeng to maek a carriage, iffink! Wen I saw dis Bibdee Bobdee Boo hopped into me head.

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:32:16 +0000

13. eat the choklit. Nao, everyone knows that if you eat too much chocolate you will feel ..

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:29:27 +0000

9. Kitteh grabbed a cheezburger and ran under a bush. There was a care-troll nearby and he needed to take care that ..

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:28:58 +0000

Where does a 1000 lb polar bear fail?

anywhere he wants.

By: Gizmo

Gizmo — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:28:21 +0000

Hi Marky, if you go to h t t p ://www.catchat.org/adoption/mids.html (close up the gaps at the start of the address), there is a list of cat sanctuaries in the West Midlands. There are several RSPCA centres in the Midlands – have you tried them all? Good luck!

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:26:56 +0000

28. The men were hoping he had some beer. Sure enough, there was a barrel that needed tapping and they soon had glasses of lager and even larger glasses of lager filled and passed around. No, he wasn’t a YNG after all. Now, where were we?

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:25:29 +0000

8.) o.O – I’m in heavun, fought the kitteh… Suddenleh a shrill voice came frum sumwhere… “u cant feed that tu kittehs – dey will dye of obeesety – ai noes dis, ai be a purrfershunoal legull airobeek instruktor!” – oh the huge mannatee!…

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:21:56 +0000

28. The sound of singing and cheering could be heard. The fireworks were exploding and rockets filled the sky. It made it hard to ..

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:18:16 +0000

*sigh* mabbeh teh knight recubbered from being dark and stormy, but don#t u noes ab00t the side effects of dem mood stabilizers? They kill off teh secks drive, among ovver fings.

By: Upfi

Upfi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:16:47 +0000

27. The queue and the crowd all started to follow the rider towards the naughty barn. Wot kind of halp wud teh rider need? Wos he a YNG who hadn’t lurned to iron yet?

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:16:24 +0000

ROFL!!!