Monorail Kitteh
Monorail Kitteh Storage Facility
needz an inspecshun while u iz heer?
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Lukks cozee!
Congratchoolaces Annipuss, Catena and Carosue! Iz a gud time to give the conga rats sum exercise (a wun, two, free, four…) and to offer u some sordid drinks and nommy samwitches. U want?
Thx Upfi! Juss had lunsh, but awlwaiz rume fur cheezland fud an drink!
Oyezthx! ai has nawt had mai mornun nomz yett.
In dis cayse … here be sum egg and mayonnaise samwitches. And Ham. And salami wif lettuce. And cucumber. And toona. And sum muffins. And cookees, can’t do wifout cookees. Cawfee, anywun? *holds out mugs*
*nose appears arown teh corner*
*plate wif sordid sammiches appears before dawnkey*
Sordid sammiches????
SNARF
Um, wai i feelz all smarmee an giltee all ub a sudden??
No needs to feel giltee! Unless u is waring ur golden shoes again. But dey be solid gold, no?
Yes indeedee they ar!!! Nuthing but teh best fur Aurora!! Bee sides, wif a nayme laik this – well – it sez it awl, duz it nawt??
But – thoz sammijes doo indeed luk tayster – an doutless ar nootrishus.
*taeks leftober sammije frum frum KtD’s playte*
Ai furgot yoo sed “cawfee.!!”
*nomnom nom nom nomnomnom*
*holdz aut mug*
An thankz to Annipuss *klinkee kawfee kup* -hoo inspyred Upfi to bring awl this nonilishus fud wif hur sooper fast fingrrs.
AN *moar klinkee kawffee kup* to catena an Carosue, hawt awn hur heels.
ooh – fanks!
ai brottid sum warm cider punch for this cold an snowee day!
We gottid the furst snoe here in Oslo tuday… DONUT WANT!
*spikes the drink wif moar punch*
Brrr…
Ai just herd frum Professor d’Beeker – hoo iz trabelling again – an in Northern Jermanee – an tehy hav sno there, too!
Moar brrrrrrrrrr! Ai havn’t finished raking mai leefs yet – but we hav no sno in site!
Taht luks reeele gud!!!
*sip sip sip sip slurp slurp glug glug*
Yep, it wuz!
*bak to teh swooning couch*
teh enjun nedez sum wurk.
make nap fun!
comfort station foar monorail
monorail kitteh is in for sum N & N…
Num & Nums?
Naps & Naps?
Noms & Naps!!!
BINGO!!!
We has a weener!!!
and wif the noms taken care off – ai has prepayred the swooning couch ober heer wiffa floofeh blankitt anna soft pillow for your nap…
Comcabulashuns!
*Sitz awn teh swooning couch an putz teh weener awn a bun wif sum kitchup, yumyuns, mausterdz, an noms it wif relish*
*Liez down awn teh couch, putz hur feet up, hed awn teh sawft pillo an snugglolz into teh floofeh blankitt*
Thanks, Nennepussssssssszzzzzzzzzzz. . . . . .
Luks like a toilet papur roll.
Prepare for butt deth.
DAWNKEY!!!!!
*Upfi hurries along teh line, screetches to a halt, jumps up and vigorously schmoos the donkey on teh noes*
awwwww
i will nebbur wipes dis noes agin ♥
Wait, wutt?
*snikr*
Ai reeded toilet papur TROLL
result wud be the saem though…
*snurt*
Blo yor noze on tihs !!
* Bedda nawt !! *
edn uv teh lyne … *BONK*
Monorail kitteh shouldve pawsed fur thought on that one.
Not enuf ruum…nededs remoodling!
kitteh monorayl nidz a rowndhous …
(“runnum intew teh rowndhous, Nelly – hih kant korner yu ther”)
Nah, this is teh Japanese, space-effishunt kitteh storage. Is modular. Kittehs lubs teh confyned spaces, ifinkso.
monorayl annsur tu jappaneeze kapsuul hotelol, aifinkso.
“…ever feel like you’re banging your head against the wall?!?” …
Kitteh’s gonna flatspot his head, methinks! 
Kitteh wurks ware I duz?
**luuks arown foar kitteh**
ohai, i haz added sum to teh dark an stormy night erlier today if anywun still wants to play, i know wuz a long time ago. i missded teh teh dark a stormy nights last week (i had a stress taht killifyed my creatibity) so desided to jump in on today’s.
Me too!
Butt – this cud go awn fur daiz! Ai hav to go doo sum werks nao, butt – AI’LL BE BAK!! 
Dey-oh!
Deeeyyyy-oh!
Deylite kom an me wanna go hoam….
Brrrrr…. kittehs saying, “Mom, turn up teh heets owtside so we can go owwt!!!” Ai wud if ai cud… iz chchchchchilllleeee heer! 6C/43F, an raining, pleh!
Hoap it cleers up fur the cheezmeet this weekend!