Well, they’re mine
Well, they’re mine NOW, aren’t they!
everyfing belongs 2 teh kittehs.
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no argument from me, kitteh
Congrats, SP u leed teh brayde.
Oh Hai peepz!!!
Kin I plz hanging dis heer?
Plz tu not furgetting deh negst Dark adn Stormy Nite b Tumorrow!!! On deh 12am Cheeztiym lol!! It will b hosted bai nun uzzer dan ower deer Annipuss, fur which i b berry thankful, Kuz i not wanting tu git up at 4am tu dueing dat!!
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Oooooh – fanks for teh reminder! Ai try to sneak in at wurk. It’ll be lunchtime, so nawt so mush of a dark and stormy nitey, but I can awlways use mai imaginashun!
Yes, berry eerly fur uz MerryKanz, but it b gibbing deh Yroopeenz adn Auzzeez and uzzerz a chantz tu playing. Adn wii kin joyning in later on.
FOWR AY EM? ai weel bee layt! berree layt…
I maybe can make it by 4 pee em.
As if…
Imma crawlings outta mai nice warm bedz at 3am. Kitteh on feets wud b most disstressings at dis.
umm kitteh, hallolween be over, pls to be taking off da skeery mask, ‘kay?
U maek sum moar iffn u want sum
Y? Kitteh wood taek dem awlsew…
awl nomz belawng tu kitteh!
Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
U cant haz!!
Eben Basement Cat lubs mannah.
In da kitteh whirled, “manna” bekumz “MINE-a”
boop!!
boop!!!
boopboopbedoop!
*sings* I wanna be luvved by yoo.
By yoo, and nobuddy elz but yoo.
I wanna be luvved by yoo . . . a-l-o-o-o-n-e!
poo-poopee-doo!!!
*gremlin wafts fethers around in her dance*
*kitteh starts chasing them*
* has an odd urj to do teh Charlestun *
Gurl, CHARLESTON if yoo wuntz to! Lyfe is short!
*grabs skwirrl by teh paw, swings her wide*
Watch owt for that tayl, plzkthx!
*keeps dantzing*
“what manna of lol is this, that a human would lay down his pancakes for his fiend?” KJV [kitteh jaems version]
*headdesk – bonk-bonk-bonk*
Looks like an Israeli dish called “mah la wach”. Take dough, fry it up in a pan until lightly golden brown. You then tear off pieces of it and dip it in various things – most common is grated tomato, or honey. Very yummy.
fang you very much
wuz your hallolwe’en costuem Vampire Elvis?
Those crepes look yummy!
Spread crepes with soft cream cheese, fill with strawberry preserves and whipped cream, fold, add more whipped cream and fresh berries. YUM!!!
Jus buddur plz — no sirrups.
serve with your choice of sugar, lemon juice, maple syrup or lolcat…
“I’ll take the family-size plate of pancakes with LOLcat toppings, hold the pancakes…”
stands and holds pancakes
now what?
Um … stand on one foot? (not my foot, of course)
looks around for a foot to stand on
Gerroff mai fut!
o, sorry, were you using it?
Iz ok, ai got anudder wun
Lemming joos awn pancaykes? Hao duz dat wurk?
Lemming joos adn shooga – iz teh bestest!
AWN teh pancaykes, oar in teh baddur?
Wii mixes teh hunney adn annise oyl inna buddur when wii maek teh pancaeks.
It’s hao we has owr pancaeks in TTI – we maek tehm fin, lyk crayps, and skweeze lemming joose and shugger or golden sirrup on tehm, tehn rollrollroll tehm up and NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!!
*Droolz*
Aiz nebbur met a lemming ai donut lyke. Ai will hab tu trai dis yum-lishus sownding fing. Jist a sprinklol ov lemming joos? A fyew drawps? Dipped in lemming joos? The pankaykez donut turn tu moosh?
just a kwik skweeeeeeeeeeeeez ob teh lemming, ober teh pancaek tehn add shugger/sirrup to tayst!
Demarararara shooga is berri gud, oar teh muskavardo shooga.
O, and fankyoo tu miniminsmum! Ai nawt nose dis Demararararar shooga. I du hab teh muskavardo (dats teh raw, beeg kristalol stuff, rite?)
Demerara shooga iz a kwite lite gold colur adn corse. Berri gud in teh porrij too!
In Finland, dey puts strawberry or lingonberry preserves in the crepes. Wif sour cream or whippy cream…
*hazza urge to go make thin and eggy Finnish pancakes for supper*
Dat sownds teh YUM tu! Ai iz gettin a hongree! Gud fing ai iz MEETIN MAI DOTTER (YAY ME) berry shortlee fur suppur!
Fankyoo Ambercat, ai will be trine dis berry soon! Mebbeh dis week week week ind!!
Ai wantz to bring mai fambly to TTI dis spring. We knoes a musishun dere naimed Dave Thomas orginizzing a blues festival in May. (starts digging for gold in back yard for to pay for trip)
Oh yeah, Ai kno Dave; hims my naybor
*leens owt ob windoe an wayvs*
Ohai Dave!
TTI is so teeny tiny, we is AWL naybors!
*Wayvs to Annipuss, Tidmum, SJ/Martoonie an awl teh odder TTIers*
Dats fabyooluss! (raises surprised eyebrows) Dave was here and recorded a cd wif Wallace Coleman called Repossession Blues. It iz full of awesome, soul and humor. Tell him Hollywood Slim’s drummer sez “Ohai!” Kplzthx.
Wabez bakk at Ambercat!
Too thick to be crepes.
Sum bacon wud be nice.
OooO!! NOMNOMNOM! Wii lub de pahny caeks!!!
ohai wen ets dun ai wil haz sum dat bakkun tew….
an too eggz sunni cide upp….
plees tu pas da buttur……..
*nom…nom…nom*
I’m trying to figure out if that is really a kitteh, and not some other animal. The whiskers are thicker, the ears seem floppy, and the nose appears to stick out further.
I don’t want to sound like a t-roll, but I am curious if anyone else thinks the same.
Cud it beeee…..noez nawt a kanajun gooss
Or as sum burd purists mite insist – a kanada goose (hoo gnu?).
*nods hed* Yesh, I sed teh sayme fing!
See below.
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i think it is a real kitteh.
some kittehs develop floppy ears due to injury (i knew a black kitteh who had one floppy ear after being injured in a fight, he was the sort of kitteh who if he had been a dog, he would have been given a studded leather collar and named ‘tyson’)
there is also a breed of cat – the scottish fold – see (http) ://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Fold which has naturally floppy ears.
the breed seems to be more common in the USA than in the UK, and they seem to be quite highly represented in the lolcat genre. (e.g. the “is it can be hugs tiem nao, plz?” kitten) There is possibly the need for serious research as to whether the degree of ear floppiness is proportional to their lollability…
*hollers* Duz we has a GRADIATE student in teh haus!!!! We has a research topik here!
*pricks up ears* i can has gubmint grant to studies dish???
heer in teh VLC sum aotdore oar feral kittehs can has the floppy eers oar shoart eers frum freezing dems.
mite eben go back to gradumate skool to study lolcats
Ai fink it iz a kitteh – it lukks a bit odd becoz teh foto wuz taeked yoozin a wyde-angul lenz dat distoarts teh purrspektib.
but it is not his purr that looks odd, it is his nose. don’t you mean the nose-pektib?
Doan’t aryoo wiv ur mumcat!
*Rapidlee frows a ‘g’ up dere!*
*sticks out tongue at puddy_tat; puts thumbs in ears, waggles tendrils/fingers*
don’t argue wif ur mumcat
*looks angelic*
see, i should get *his* cookies, cause I be respekfulls.
:halo:
looks unconcerned, having already eaten cookies while nobody was looking
*pulls up chair to watch the generational drama unfold*
Him juss foned me 2 sai he iz goin 2 hab a baff an get 2 bed erlee `coz him iz nawt berry well.
Muss be awl dose kookees
Aw, plz to gib puddy_tat get well wishies frum teh fingery lakes, okay?
Thx booklion, Ai wull tell him.
Oh, wot a rare sight to see Annipuss and Puddy_tat together on the same LOL! Usually there is only one or the other – but not both! We surely have been treated today! YAY!
Ai iz shur datz a kitteh — luuk at teh eyebrow wiskurs (at leest datz wut we cawls dem). An kitteh iz bery silkee-luuking.
*squeaks* and a lil skerry too!
sum kittehs hab poyntyer faces tahn ovvers, an himz fayse mite look poynyter cawz ob teh wite spot at teh frunt by himz noze. but iz definitely a kitteh, kan telling by the eyez an teh eyebrow wiskers.
Yoo kinnawt has these fuds – nawt by teh hayr on mah chinny-chin-chin!
Say, duz ennywun elz think this kitteh has a goggie style fayce? His nose is sorta poyntee and hiz ears ar . . . *luks at teh eers agin* floppy?
Aifink him mite be an awld tom hoo haz been in a fite oar 2
or free or for – wiv a combyn R vester – anna dyrekt lytnin stryk!
oar elebenty!!
duzzint sumwun hear haz an kittehs hoos eerz wur moastly scritched awf bai duh kittehs kuz ob mites? iz nightshade afinks?
Yep, wuz Nightshade. She has a kitteh or two withowt eerz skritched off bekawz of mites.
Iz kitteh, for shur – goggie noses dont have teh same lethur end. They has all rubber. Teh fase is funnee shape cuz his chin is in teh pancapes. An the eers…mebbe chooed on, mebbe American Fold, mebbe jus warning: get yr paparrassz owt of mah fase so I can eet mah crepes. An wheir is teh whit creem, if yu pleeze?
*makes notes in notebuk*
Kittehs has lethur noses. Chek.
Goggies has rubber noses. Chek.
Eerz is for warning paparazzee. Chek.
Whyt kreem goes with craypes. Chek.
Teh fings yoo lerns on ICHC! Is a reel cultural edumakayshun!
Doan fergit teh lemming joos awn craypes!
Wat is dis whyt kreem?
um…sumtiems peeps say whipt creem. Teh good kind can come owt of a can. *ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsssssshhhhhhhhhhhh*
liek dat. It’s a mirakul!
*whispurs* I has sum verreh luvlee red raspbarreez at hoem. Duz yoo think we wuld be allowd to hav sum of them on owr kraypes or pancakes or whut-hav-yoo?
Oyeshoyeshoyesh, um, pleeeeez. Ai lubs raspbarreez, tehy will be nomalishus in teh kraypes, wiv sum wippy creem.
Why of korse yoo did!
I gnu dat!
*grabs AfriCat’s paw and drags him upthred for dantzing*
an git dat ferschlugginner camra outma face!
How many of us hab had kittehs swipe hoomin food since dis lol appeared?
*raises hand*
Toonces juss jumped up on da counter and halpt herself to a tater chip.
Mah Dusty wuz eetin sum uv mah chikkunz yesterday. Den las nite, ai wuz havvin milk wif mah dinnur — half teh kittehs in teh howse decided dat dey needed to samplol mah milk & maek shur it wuz teh ok.
Well, dat waz nice ob dem.
Yup — dey iz bery thotful.
Ohai cheezfrens, ai haz sum berri saddening newz, jest got home frum teh v-e-t-s, wii had mai goggie putz tu sleep, she iz neow roaming awn teh ovver syde of bridj, waggeling hur tayl happily
O Sophie dis iz so sad, butt goggie iz owt ov payne nao. Yur payne will eeze wiv tyme, adn teh goggie memrees will fill yur hart wiv happeeness
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fanks mmm, ur words meen alot tu mii, cheezfrens reely r duh bestest {{{{{{{{{mmm}}}}}}}}
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{{{{{Sophie94anfamably}}}}} Ah has leeky eies for yu – menny of us has been there an even when yu noe its teh rite thing, is hard.
{{{{{{Duffy}}}}}} Hands yuu ah tissue, fankies fur teh kind werds
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*Takez sophie bai deh hand and walkingz tu deh Princess Mu medo
* to watching deh hart petz.
Dis b a fine plais fur dem. Dey b sew happy now!
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She be waiting fur yu at teh brij to meet yu when is yr turn to cross, aifinkso. Love goes on forever.
{{{{Sophie94}}}} Aifinks wee haz nawt meeted befoar, but mai hart akez fur yu. Iz berry hard tu du teh rite fing, sumtimes. Ai iz shoar yur goggie iz playin wif mai Shooter in the meadow. Day will haz teh fun.
{{{{{{Sophie94 and family}}}}}} So sorry for your pain and lose.
I’m sorry for your loss, Sophie94. One of my rabbits died this past August… I still miss him sometimes.
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we haz teh gud memries, an we kno tehy iz in teh meddo, happy an playing an wayting for us.
Fankies guys, {{{{{cheezfrens}}}}
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* Lays aowt the piknik inna meadow wif teh majklol piknik baskit wiff awl the hart frens faborite Noms.
Leeds Sophie tu teh piknik settlols hur in adn gibs hur teh playt uf fuds. Fills teh dishus fur awl hurz hart frens. *
* Slips awai tu gib dem sum privat tiyme. *
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Gits da leeky iis, fankies West river rat, berri kynd ob yuu
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Oh, Sophie, I’m so sorry… it’s so hard when the only truly loving thing you can do is set them free from a body that’s failing them and causing them to suffer. She trusted you to do the right thing for her, and you had the courage to do it. Don’t ever let anyone say to you “it was just a pet,” there are few humans who ever become as deeply entwined in our lives as a furry (or feathered) friend, and who leave such a hole behind.
Gets leeky eyes all over again {{{{pk}}}}
{{{{{Sophie94 and goggie}}}} Sawree I did nawt see yor note yestiday. Mah hart goes owt to yoo. But yoo will see yor sweet goggie agin – I noes it to be troo. And whut a happeh day that will be! *thinks of teh Mu Meddow; gits a beeg smiol, and a leetlol tear at teh saym tyme*
All your crepe are belong to us.
hmm – that consept hassent kwite cotton….
SUMWUN had to say it! i wuz going to if no wun else did!
**Red comez in, limpin**
Ohai, frenz! My bak paw be hurtin, an I donut kno why.
Rice..rest ice compression elevation.
Furgotted teh S – snorglol kittehs.
Wen duz teh choklit come in2 play?
I can add MBAKG (massadj by a kyoot guy)?
I finso dat b ohailee wrekommendid!
**stiks sore paw inna ayre an wayves it arown**
Liddlol halp, plz!
Is it just me, or iz da kitteh noming on rotis?
i knowz! kitteh looks like he’s nomming on roti .. but maybe its crepes.
crepes are usually thinner, so da kitteh must be nomming on roti!
“All ur pancaekz are belong to KITTEH!!!”
Way si eviriyin talkzing liek dis?
Well, for me, i’d still eat the pancakes. Kitteh tounges are very clean.
hi
ok omg LUVE IT! LOLd till i wet my pants (no not really)
i faved dis.
peepz i am soooo new 2 dis site and i need to no if my lolz rock or suck. let me no ok