I resent this
I resent this “Itteh Bitteh” business.
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every one knows it’s eeeeency weency!!!!!!!!!
i aer the chair purrrrrrson 0 da eency weency squinty committee
Mah fays. It ar squnchy.
cranky kitteh is prakticin to bee a grumpeh ol man…insted is jus kyuoot!
I thot it wuz deh spyderz dat b eency weency!!!
*runz tu hiding frum deh spyderz
Hey cweenmj thanks for the chocolat marteeey the other day. I wrote back but the blog monster eat it LOL.
Staiz awai frum waddur spwt.
wait fer sunshynes tew come out!
I fot it wuz itsy bitsy spyderz…
Plz do nawt bovver me till I’ve had my coffee.
Nope, I’m nawt gonna say it. *Runz to NB any way*
yu do nawt laik meh wifawt mai coffee!!! *rawr*
Spydurz!!!
We is scaredee of teh spydurz!!!
yup, i rebembers wen dave telld teh story abowt wen teh GRAET BIG SPIDR gotted on him!!
finkso is heer:
dave duz not liking teh big spidrs!!
Oooooo…. fankeeez fur deh linkee. I puttinged it in deh Cryerz Lore and Legendz True Life Storyz paige.
ssssskkkkkwwwwweeeeeeee!!!!!
littlol orinj babbeh wif littlol pinkee nose!!!!
*runz bai and rapz deh goosy tayp over deh CHRG on gammacatz hed
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mimblewimblemumble!
oops!! I furgot deh breeving hole!
*snip, poke, snip, poke* U ok in dere???
Being unabul tu see atawl be gud purrtekshun frum splorts, aifinkso.
where am I, why is it so dark?!?!?
*takez gammacat bai deh hand and leedz hur tu dhe kumfee chair.
U just sitting heer bai deh fyre and relaxifying.
Sumtymz egg nor atz es teh blyssss…yup…
“Oh, no, nawt da kumfee chair!”
I’ll come in again.
Owr cheef weppon iz surprize… dat’s awl… just surprize!
adn feer….our too weppons are feer adn surprize!
an kyootniss… our free weppons are feer, surprize an kyootniss….
adn
nice red uniformsfloofeh tayles adn pinkee toepadzYu shur datz nawt rapping papur?
itteh bitteh crankeh kitteh
hahahahaha!!!
♪ ♫
Whutz ur naym? hoo’z Ur daddeh?
Izz he rich liek meh…
Here’s the song… it gave me an earworm, WRr.
I iz beeg and haz a feersnessez!!!
*eeek!*
dis has to b one of teh best lolz evur!
Teh day…it so……BRITE!
Ai’z gunna huffnpuff adn bloe Ur CHRGs intu teh negst lol!!!
WRr did you see the deer LOL acouple or dozen back? It was the deer who borked tour truck aifinkso
Yas Ai seed it.
Dis kitteh has teh saym fayse I has nawt-sekkund fing inna moarnin.
Izza tiny lil can uf whoop arse!
Kitteh, u mite rezent teh “itteh bitteh”, butt u awlso REPREZENT it!
Taht cyoot fayce es awlsew aleeetle beet scareez… inna cyoot wai..
Kitteh is krusty.
Krusty, Kremudgeon, Kitteh.
Bebbeh Kittehz amz
itteh~bitteh! Eeben ifz
beez eeensee~weensee!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
kewt peenkee noze andz lawtza
tufftz between hurz toez!!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
azzyurr ieez andz tufftee eerz
so hurz can beez wyze!!!
Jack.
S-P-L-O-R-T
war’ed ebbry buddy go? aw cr@p!
*grabs teh ccc portable crash cart*
*runs to d.r.*
rinsee, rinsee teh braynes in teh wite finzendel, will make yoo calmer, aifinkso!
patty patty teh braynes back inna place!
peeces teh brayne box bakk togevver, an taypee taypee wif the hello kitteh dukky taype!
applyze teh xtra strength chrg wdoi an rapps d.r. in a cheezpeepz map floofy blankee, eskorts d.r to recubbery lounge.
here iz a cuppa hawt choklin an a choklin possum, naow rest an think of taxes! Pleez, be tew bein alryte!
Thank u. What a kitteh. I ar safe.
yoo iz okay, d.r.? haz nawt dun this much befoar. PLEEZ do nawt git a brayn fungus, ai DID wash my hands!
I tink u’s okay. Kthx.
h t tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abME1JVF18g
teh Itty Bitty Sawng…. yup!
Iz ennywun else havvin trubblols wif teh gee-mayle tonite? Mien nawt wanna coopurrayt.
Ai iz habbing trubblols wif sum of teh ads awn heer tunite. Dem be maeking mai firewall haz a Fierce.
I shutted down an rebootid, an it seeme to halp.
Oh, an I hassa bored an feline unsettlold. Donut kno why, tho.
Ur kittehs haz a nerbus? oar am dem nappinz?
Sarah is meet-loafin awn teh floar. Dini is prolly sumware upstayres.
Ohai, Red! How u is?
I iz teh wun feline unsettlold.
pra tellz wai, Red???
Ai is nawt unsetloled, jest tyred. Ai’m glad I can has puter wif fastur intertube altho ai has bin type, type, typing papurs and papurs. And, ai naow has carp-ow tunnul.
Muss be tew goween arounz, WRR, Ai awlsew hazza feline unsettlold… butt mai kitteh finloly went tu nappy awn mai bedd fur naow… sew glad hym setlold downs..
mah feline is nebber settloled! yew move jus an inch wen he start settlol in down and dats it…he mus kno wat u doin were u goin when u be back will u bring him treats why wont yew bring him treats lol
hello hello
Eew…lite teh matchez wen yew fartzes…
Ai iz smawl butt (!) my tee, fankyewberrymush. Nuffin itty bitty bowt meh. *preens*
DAT izz one pisst off puddy!!!
Looks lyke some1 tried to gib him a baff!
O noes, nawt a BAFF!!!
Oh, da humidity! It wreax havok on my hare!
Dhere wuz a bunny in dat pixor????
*hedex*
teh kehtti being gumpiy
mefinks he didnt get much slepz
teensie-weensyie!
kehtti be lookin cross
ai best be runnin!
-QM
swory tu eberywun dat ai not be on much uf late; ai be habin lots uf homwurk dis week, cause ai been sick last week. ai wont be on much dis week eben tho ai be caut up in mai homwurk. u seez ai gots lots uf hockeyz. in fackt, ai just got bak frum it, so ai gots tu go shower…. G’NITE EBERYWUN!
-QM (again…)
‘Nite QM! Wi hopes yur feline bettr!
uhmmm……….. .. . … .. ….. .. .. …. .. tha wall.. … .. … .. .. .. . .. .. ………….?
Eye won’t be ittey bitty for long! and eye won’t need a kommiteh to kcik sum hinder.
yes. i resents it. i resents it very much. i will discuss my resenenenenenetment more wif you right after i takes this nap …….
ohai, Philippe! Duz yu haz time to reed mystrees? Yu might likes Dog On It, by Spencer Quinn…duz gud jawb of gedding into dog-mind.
*mutter mutter*
Hey! hu turned off teh lights!
outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend …
(someone had to say it)
caluu♪
ruh-roh … my comments have disappearified!!!!
Oh, the kitty is sooo cute!!
hello all
oi! wai u no lolspek?!
u too Lindsay H! we haz onry wun rule here. u must be spek teh lolspek at all tyimes; teh onry tyime u don haff tu spek i, iz uf u do dis:
*lolspek off fer serious topiks*
Do you see what I mean?
*lolspek bak on fer syillyness*
U tu must be new here, so we cut u a breack. hai, aim QuoteMan
pfft – Quoteman is pulling ur leg!!!
ebrywun noes that the onlee roole heer is tu serve gud noms an drinks tu all!!
*runsawaiwiffakwikness – laughing*
teh itteh bitteh seepy kitteh REZEMBLZ dat remark, not rezent. Sumpsing dat toot not ablez to rezent. ^..^