Comments on: AUNT BERTHA IZ HERE!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:45:07 +0000

oh teh HUGE MANITEEE!!!!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:32:42 +0000

Poly Esther!!! BLARG!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:47:37 +0000

I had teh “bizzy” hairs. An I hated hazzing it cutted too. And in sixth grade, wen teh udurs wur waring Levis and chukka boots and flannel shirts and feathered back hair, I had an afro (perm) and was beeing dressed in short polyester knit dresses with lace collars.

U now noe why i am nutz.

By: eubie

eubie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:14:44 +0000

OOOH! Nawt noing bout teh sekkund buk. Naw Ai gotta getting it. Teh Goggie Hoo ResQs teh Kittehs was one r full.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:27:22 +0000

but what does u ware on ur feets???

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:55:47 +0000

I makes a grate mango ice-cream

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:48:23 +0000

ice scream???
well… I cud…… but but but…. their littel feets wud freeze, ifinkso!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:04:36 +0000

Ther is a sekkund book abowt Ginny – is kawled The Blessing of the Animals. Author of both buks is Philip Gonzalez. Is 2 buks that ennywun hoo lubs kittehs and goggies wuld injoy, ifinkso!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:01:17 +0000

If yoo wuntz a buk abowt a goggie hoo lubs kittehs and rescues heem, google: The Dog Who Rescues Cats. Is a troo storeh of Ginny, a goggie hoo . . . guess whut . . . lubbed to reskyew kittehs! Verreh hart-warmink!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:59:13 +0000

Mah momma gave me that hayrcut too. *nods* She hated strayt hayr, and I always had strayt hayr. Oh teh tyranny of a curl-obsessed culture!

So she always cut it! Nao that aym an adult, I has long hayrs. Nobody cuts it nao eggsept mah huzbing when I asks heem to trim it a bit . . . STN, ditto!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:59:09 +0000

Oh Hai tu u willyboy!! I not haz a problum wif deh profilez.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:57:48 +0000

Good mornin, willy boy! Thanks for yor kynd note asking wher I wuz. Made me feel misst! I has not had enny trubbils this mornink accessing mah profile . . .

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:49:40 +0000

LOLing at that pickshure kafleen!!
b/c it reminds me ov: my momma used to cut my hares JUST LIEK THAT and I hated hated hated having teh short hares…. I finally got big enuf to say NO, and I dint have my hares cut, not even a *trim*, from teh 4th grade until teh 12th. STN!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:41:41 +0000

ohai an gud moarnin cheezfrens!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:40:56 +0000

iz anibuddy elles unablol tu aksess dere profiol?

By: Viola

Viola — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:30:45 +0000

Must be the dreaded cheek-pincher

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:19:56 +0000

Mebbe dem wuz donkee eerz in dhe pixor??

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:15:04 +0000

She put perFOOM on her POOOOOdul!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:11:44 +0000

I am GRATE!!! I has big happies!!

*trots off to dress furr wurk*

/pleh

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:01:11 +0000

Ant Burffa getz a
bad rapp wiff Kittehz, but hurz
juss lubbz dem so mutch!

Ant Burffa lubz 2
petz t3h Kittehz andz gibz dem
Rubbinz andz Snorgillz!!

Ant Burffa awllso
habz t3h beegest lap Kittehz
canz awll habz Napz awn!!!

Jack

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:57:29 +0000

Do yoo lyke yor hayr better that cullur? I shur don’t.
Why dint yoo coem to that last fambly reunyun? Cuzzin Bob wuz ther.
Hao much did yoo pay for that kar? Consumer Repots duzzint rekummend it.
Wuz that yor dawter I saw owt with that lokal hooligan last nite? She shur lukt lyke a slut. So much eye makeup, I thot she wuz a rakkoon.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:54:30 +0000

Whut is that phunney smell?
When wuz these sheets warsht last?
Ar we having pot roast AGIN for supper tonite?
So which wun of yor kids wuz it hoo got arrestikated this past summer?
Have yoo gayned wait since I laszt saw yoo?

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:42:17 +0000

Iz ur vakuum cleener borkt? I see ur carpet is matting ober heer.
Just how menny katz duz u haz?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:42:15 +0000

Oh wayt! I spoke too soon! Yoo IS WAYRING BUNNEH EERZ in teh pikshor befoar that wun!!!!

*duz bunneh hop in honor of teh pikshor with bunneh eerz*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:40:57 +0000

Oh teh hyumannity! Yoo duzzint luk verreh happeh in that pikshor!

But at leest yoo is nawt wayring bunneh eerz . . .

BTW, hao yoo be? I has nawt scene yoo in a few whyles? Is lyfe treeting yoo kindly?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:36:29 +0000

in dis case, “pinche”

*snickers evilly wiff mah spanish speekeeng peeps*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:35:42 +0000

It has beecum cleer: Ant Berfa muss go.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:32:34 +0000

Dat wun awlso lukz a liddlol bit angryz. o.O

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:32:07 +0000

Fankyoo. I will go reading them when I gitz a chants! Hao wunnerful that we duz these Dark and Stormy storehs in Goosey’s honor. I shuld hav gnown . . .

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:31:04 +0000

*snurt*
Iffn u fink DAT’s funny, look beelow…..

ps i lubs ur avatar

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:17 +0000

Remines meh ub DIS: tinyurl.com/ygal5r4 in which I r sulking.

I had a lubblee gingham long dress furr a Christmas event.. Wen obbur, mah mommeh cut it short so I cud ware ebbrehday (read: school —-pleh!)

DEN!!
she decided it needed a belt, and dat I wuz gonna ware dat suede belt wiff teh silver diamond shapes in it “cuz it matched”.

Oh, teh tragedy.

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:14 +0000

tho radar love is best long distance driving song of all time.

youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:09 +0000

*pownces on that dawnkee!*

I finks is verreh phunney! Butt in sum kayses, yoo kin guess that teh kitteh didn’t hold still for wayring a soot, but teh soot wuz put on teh kitteh via *luksarownd, whispurrs* fotoshop.

Lyke teh sunglasses on mah avatar. They wuz put on via pikipimp; mah kitteh wuld NEVER sit still for such nonsense! *snikker, snort*

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:28:32 +0000

Moonbeam love!!!!! I love it!!! Mutsch bedder than Radar Love!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:28:27 +0000

heerz wun heerz tuther

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:27:02 +0000

Oh, cweenmj!!!! That wuz just WONDERFUL!!!! Thank yoo for putting it here for us to enjoy! I espeshuly lyke teh part abowt teh moonbeams bouncing back to teh wun yoo luv.

{{{{{cween and her huzbin}}}}}

For enny uther moon lubbers: Ther is 2 songs I wuz remynded of whyle thinking of us sharing that moon this mornink.

Wun is by Neil Diamond, Done Too Soon: They have sweated beneath the same sun; looked up in wonder beneath the same moon; and wept that it was all done – for being done too soon.

Teh uther is by John Denver, Shanghai Breezes: And the moon and the stars are the same ones you see/ It’s the same old sun up in the sky / And your voice in my ear is like heaven to me / Just like the breezes here in old Shanghai!

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:26:45 +0000

oh, yesh yesh yesh! How iz teh grad skool going, t_k?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:23:48 +0000

I makes home-made ice-cream, neggst we meet I makes sum fur U k..

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:21:24 +0000

Yes, i herded uf Goosy’z passing. wii doing deh Dark adn stormy nites in hur membree.

lessee, deh uzzerz wuz on Halloween at 12pm, and Oct 28 at 6 am.
I will finding deh linkeez fur u. BRB.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:20:06 +0000

same reezun dey doo dem too teh kidlets:
1.dey has dominyun obburr dem an CAN! (pleh, pleh!)
an
2.dey juss look sooooo cyute. Till dey bites u. (snurt)

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:18:43 +0000

Wye do peepl do fings liek dat 2 kittehs?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:17:15 +0000

Do nawt want!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:17:00 +0000

Ant Berfa dun cawted DIS wun, ifinkso.

impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/wolf-in-sheeps-clothing-483.jpg

Butt it’s nawt too late furr u…. run, run!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:16:52 +0000

Sje libbed in a liddle plais in Lincolnshire.
Teh fing wuz dey had no munnee, an had 2 get away frum Mum’s dat hoo sed he wud shoot mai dad!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:16:26 +0000

We alwayz had a gud balanz of togetherness and aloneness over teh yeerz. We’d spent lots of tyme together (whle officially living apart but spending most of owr nites together) over teh 22 yeerz we had been dating befor we got marrijed. But living together is a whole thing in and of itself!

That’s wun of teh benefits of being with a backpacker, tho – espeshuly throo teh fall, he takes lots of short backpacking trips, as weather allows. Some I get to go on, uthers (when aym wurking) he goes alone. It wurks owt pritteh well, and we ar always glad to seeing eech uther when he coems bak!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:15:55 +0000

Oh hai, Gremlin!

Ur bit abowt deh moon remindered mii uv a pome I roted fur mai huzbin wen wii wuz still dating. i finso deh moon and peepz in luv just kinda goez togezzer. I kawllz it Moonbeam Love.

The yellow moon is rising,
Shining through the trees;
It’s fat and round and smiles down
On everything it sees.

Moonlight’s a reflection
Of sunlight, so they they say.
I think I’ll try that trick myself
To send some love your way:

I’ll open up my heart
And send the moon my love
So it will bounce back down to you
With moonbeams from above.

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:14:52 +0000

*a YNG holds before teh cween a hyuge plate wif slices of awl pies, wif a mountaing of icy cream.*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:14:03 +0000

*waits till Ant Berfa leaves teh room*

**trots arown teh corner an sinks big donkee teefs intoo pie**

***runs awai nomming happilee***

By: booklion

booklion — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:12:44 +0000

Yabbut, buk is gud enuff and goggie iz luvable enuff, so we can forgibbs him.

By: catena

catena — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:12:17 +0000

ddi her liff sumweer nete? owr jus eh diffrun plais tu bii?