Comments on: Mommy..I think the cat is

By: lucifur79

lucifur79 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:41:17 +0000

I sweers dis iz Juniper she uzed teh sleap lik dat.

By: starling

starling — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:57:14 +0000

What does “im” mean?

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:21:53 +0000

Teh reel wynd noizes seemmz tu freek hym owt… butt teh teevee noizes mehk heem wurse eff heez upsie setted at awl… mosst ub teh tyme es purdy kwiet heer cuz mi hubbica werks awldai n ai beez nawt berree noizeee… tawlk tu misselffs sumtymez… LOL…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:55:37 +0000

Plz tu nawt burn teh cuukies!!!!!!
Duz yu meen reel wynd noizes, oar teebee wynd noizes? O.o

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:50:42 +0000

iz tuchy, hubbicats n shakee teebeez, boff Aifinkso!!!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:48:45 +0000

Tihngs freek hym owt lyk teh wynd n stuffs…. sorry, wuz werkun awn teh cookeees… nawt want tu bernds tehm…

By: catslave

catslave — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:25:05 +0000

GIbs P-K a paw ma-sarge to halp eees her tarred paws!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:22:09 +0000

Cud be diffrinse in sownd kwalitee tu… kittehs haz teh berry sensitiv eers in ranjes we duz nawt.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:20:09 +0000

LOL Teh deeling wif hubbicats… ai taking noats! *skribblol skribblol*

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:15:40 +0000

Ifinkso mite wurk. Walk by it all heavy footed an sii iffin it shakes a lil bit, den yu kan show hyme, sii iz unstable, teather it!!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:13:15 +0000

Gud aideea…tahnkyoo, 3KM!!! Huggeess!!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:11:34 +0000

ooooooo..neuuu lol!!!! Shineeeeee……….

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:02:34 +0000

hmmmmmm….berri sneekeee… Ai lyke tihs… tehn hym nawt be teh angreee…

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:00:36 +0000

Sum dais Ai feels lyke teh goggie.. : :

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:59:16 +0000

Ai finkso we weel needs tu muve teh teevee tu anudder wall..we awlsew hazza erfquakees heer…

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:58:35 +0000

Um, maibee yu kuld convince hubbi to teather TV tu da wall, just to be safe ya know. Tell hyme it’s unstable and it gives yu a worri. Nawt need tu mention da kitty jumpin awn it.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:58:01 +0000

mebbee teh noo hi def maeks him fink iz reel. teh owld wun him culd figgur owt wuz teh nawt reel.

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:57:45 +0000

Teh owld wun wuz a beeeg reer progectshun theeng wif a lottsa pikchurs n nikkinaks onna tawp… he cuddunt get awn et..teh newwun es teh skeeni fing… teh owld wun dide lass week..

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:54:36 +0000

Hi lykes et awf… teh picshoor seems tu mek hym nerbus…

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:53:20 +0000

Wuz teh owld wun big enuf foar hym tu lai awn adn teh noo wun too skinnee? It mai haz ben a faborite napping playse awn teh cowld nite…Naow is too skinnee and him nawt liek dat?

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:53:06 +0000

Shoor hopez sew… Ai myte tri cawlmeent hym wif sum nip… hi lyks Menth-o-late em… put sum awn hyms blankee… see ef hi will laydown fur a wyl.e..

By: gammacat

gammacat — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:52:16 +0000

can teh tv be anchored to the wall? we did that cuz weer in earthquake kuntree

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:46:21 +0000

Hm… still ponduring. Duz him seem moar innerested in it when it awn oar when it off?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:43:38 +0000

Hmm… him akting nerbuss oar unshur abowt it?

*ponders* Well, iz ways tu making him lyk it moar, but aifinkso yur best bet be tu let him sniff arownd teh bottum but deter him frum jumping up awn it. Him will get used tu it, aifinkso!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:42:35 +0000

Ai beens teh nurvus reck awl affenunz sinc teh “insadunt”….

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:40:52 +0000

Tahnk yoo, Willy Boi n PK, n mai Cween… awl yoor suppowrtz beh sew wunnerfool..
Schmooooo, WB…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:38:33 +0000

GMTA!!

*Waivez gaily

Bai-bai!!!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:38:21 +0000

Ai finkso hym donut lyke teh tihng… es nawt wut he wuz useta… teh wun we had wuz heer wen we gotted teh kitteh, hym wuz okai wif eet..

;;;;Mixxen upp teh yuummmi shooger cookees… n keepun eyyes awn teh kitteh fur synz ub crazzi…:::

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:36:15 +0000

yesh, yesh, blaming deh WP!!

oar deh goggie.

Eet wuzn’t ewe!!

Awl cheezpeepz b berry full uv deh win and awsum, wii not eber making deh mis takez.

nope.

not eber.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:34:39 +0000

ohai LK !

iz stoopy WP nawt yew.

ai hoaps yur gnu teebee iz nawt borked………

ai haz tu goe hoam nao soe da williboi kin goe owt wile iz stil sum lite.

schmooes awl…

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:30:44 +0000

Oooh, cookies!!! Cookies be aksepted az leegul tendur in mai howse.

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

YUM!!!

Srsly, clickee bloo nayme fur emeow addy. If nawt wurk, emeow me.

An ai nawt wyse, just pikked up a few fings herenthere. Prolly uvvers will haz ideeyas tu.

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:27:30 +0000

Tahnkeeng u sew mush fore yoor adbise, PK, yoor sew wyze… effen Ai had elebenty munnies, ai wud so paye yoo..buht spented eet awl onna stoopy teevee… sew ai weel mayk yoo sum cookeez… tew eets wyle yoo resstifies yoor tyred footziez….

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:20:53 +0000

Becoz tehy be kittehs… tehy haz a cyoorius abowt ebreefing.

Plz tu get water gun oar spray bottul an if yu see kitteh gavver self lyk gunna jump awn teebee, skwirt him kwik an startul him. Will nawt hurt him. If him start finking, “ebreethyme ai gunna jump, ai get we!” him mebbe leeb teebee aloan.

Also, kittehs nawt lyk stikkiness awn paws. Trai teh dubble-sided sticky taype awn top uv teebee… if him jump up an land awn taht, him will nawt lyk. Oar contakt papur, stikkisydeup. Oar krinkle loominum foil an spred owt an taype awn top, so him land awn it. Oar bubblol rap. Depends awn yur kitteh, what him nawt lyk.

An, uv corse, making shur him haz teh hai places him IZ allowd awn, an incorrige him tu use tehm.

Elebenty munnies, plzkthxjoking!

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:19:30 +0000

aw, stooopy WP!!!!! et cannawt beez meh..

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:18:15 +0000

Eef mai kitteh brakifiez teh teevee, hubbicat weel killz us bof…. siiiiiigghhz….

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:16:11 +0000

Eef hymz brakz teh teee vee…mai hubbi weel keel hym… n meh… ::::siihhhzz:::::

By: LunaKitteh

LunaKitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:13:29 +0000

Ohai ebery won… Ai gots a wurri.. meh n mai hubbicat botted teh neu tellabishon lass weak… es teh kynda beeg phlattskrine… sitz onna stan fingy… tudai mai kitteh desyded tu jumpping awn eet n awlmoss nokkeded eet awnna floer…nao Ai b skeerd tu leve teh kitteh en teh haus wif teh tellabishon… Wai r sum kittehs sew crazified???

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:07:23 +0000

Berry knotty

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:05:11 +0000

Fanks, WRR. Ai passt awn mai condolinses. Is a sad fing.

*sprawls tu sip martooni an nom chokklit, wif feets up awn teh neerist hai fing*

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:04:02 +0000

Frat boi kitteh had too mush to drinkz, it wuz quite a parteh!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:01:51 +0000

U borked teh kitteh bak den?

Wut kinda kidlet wuz yoo?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:54:24 +0000

Bak rite paw iz soar. Donut kno why.

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:53:30 +0000

* handz teh p-k teh cokklit martooni adn teh raspburry filled chokklit possum *

Has a relaks. U mai want tu go luk awn teh lastest lol fur sophie’s post.

By: Ivory Bill

Ivory Bill — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:51:22 +0000

Mefinks tihs trole
Shud goebax reel quiklike bakinhizhole
Plz 2 leeb da cheezpeeps aloan
Him shud bii a-prankin onhizfone.
Us heer awl tryes to beenice
Trolz liek himz makesus finktwice.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:51:16 +0000

What yu du tu yur paw? Potting dirt waz tu hebby, an no fyremens tu halp kerri it?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:50:26 +0000

Cud just reporting it tu teh Cheezes, guis. Tehy be ebber-ready tu halp deel wif nawt-nyseniss.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:49:14 +0000

*wanders in an collapsis on teh neerist soft-lukking object*

Ohai! Ai hadda weerd day… lotsa walking coz ai kept missing busses an this sity haz stoopy skedyools, an nawt enuff akshual stops, an sum stops whair ai got lukks lyk ai waz weerd fur wanting tu halp kittehs an tehir peeps, but also wun dr-tinyvet’s-offis-manajer whu waz enfoosiastic an frendlee an berry nyse, tu. BUT, ai droppt awf Feline Harmony pamphlets an cards in playses an will du more tumorro, an mebbe it will wurk owt.

But ai hazza tyred, an ai nawt standing up agen tunyte!! Much tu much walking!!!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:46:22 +0000

LMAO!! Gud wun Red! I member heerin dat wen I wuz da kidlett!

By: King Graphjam

King Graphjam — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:44:40 +0000

I thot only Garfeeld cud hav nap atackz.

By: willy boy

willy boy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:44:36 +0000

an ufny trowel two!
aiz nawt chure ai wans tu noe wut an “fist ruler” iz
ai haitd spellin wen ai wuz an kidlet tu
yu goe! spelin troul!

*snerk* ai maid an rime