Mommy..I think the cat is
Mommy..I think the cat is broken again..
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Him iz awl twistid
conga rats anni!
*dansdansdans tew teh conga lyne*
conga rats anni
dat duz nawt luk berri comfee eben fur an kitteh
Dat’s wat teh mediks cawl teh recubbery pozishun.
Thx fur teh congrats!
YAY! fur Anni! Did yu haz a nyce vacation?
Bit mikst, Ai wuz OK, but Puddy_tat wuz poorly, so we cudn’t do teh fings we yooshully do. Him seems 2 be awn teh mend naow.
Ai haz teh straw berri shortcaek inna brake ruum. Wif whippy creems adn sprinklols
Coo, du we get caek in teh brake rume eben wen dere aer noe u-noe-wats abowt!
luk @ teh boddum uf teh lol
Yep Ai see it naow. Muss be tiem Ai went 2 bed – Ai 2 tyred 2 fink strate!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
ebberee wich wai!
noe huni hees jus restin…………
Look, willy boy, himz showen off da toe pads! *Titens gear*
saw dat…….
*titans CHRG*
flashin uz wif peechee tows………
*addz moar guze taip*
kitteh haz noe shaym
*tinks bout kleenin liddur bauxis*
Wat happend?
nap attack!
I thot only Garfeeld cud hav nap atackz.
bedtime twister! fun for teh zzzzzzzzzzz
Left paw red, rite paw tan!
lulz! ewe beat meh tew it cweenmj! ai wuz gonna sai dat!
Cawl teh fyremanz!!
**eers perk up**
I can has fyremenz too? Mebbe dey can halp me wif my sore paw….
Wai nawt? Dere iz lawts uf dem.
oooh oooooh can ai has wun tew? tew helps wiv…erm….summat i will fink of later….
What yu du tu yur paw? Potting dirt waz tu hebby, an no fyremens tu halp kerri it?
Bak rite paw iz soar. Donut kno why.
Dat luks just lyke myne LucyKat!! Whoo steeled myne Lucy and taked her pic?
Nonononono….LucyFur iz a few lolz bak….
U borked teh kitteh agin?
DIS is why wii cannawt has nyse fings!
LMAO!! Gud wun Red! I member heerin dat wen I wuz da kidlett!
U borked teh kitteh bak den?
Wut kinda kidlet wuz yoo?
Berry knotty
Mai kitteh sleaps liek taht. Must be berry uncomfurtubuls.
IM THE FIST RULER. I HATE THIS SPELLING AND IT SUCKS.GO REAL SPELLING!
Yes, Go, reel spelling troll!@!@!
an ufny trowel two!
aiz nawt chure ai wans tu noe wut an “fist ruler” iz
ai haitd spellin wen ai wuz an kidlet tu
yu goe! spelin troul!
*snerk* ai maid an rime
Cud just reporting it tu teh Cheezes, guis. Tehy be ebber-ready tu halp deel wif nawt-nyseniss.
Mefinks tihs trole
Shud goebax reel quiklike bakinhizhole
Plz 2 leeb da cheezpeeps aloan
Him shud bii a-prankin onhizfone.
Us heer awl tryes to beenice
Trolz liek himz makesus finktwice.
What does “im” mean?
A sceen from CSI: Cat Sleeping Incorrectly.
*wanders in an collapsis on teh neerist soft-lukking object*
Ohai! Ai hadda weerd day… lotsa walking coz ai kept missing busses an this sity haz stoopy skedyools, an nawt enuff akshual stops, an sum stops whair ai got lukks lyk ai waz weerd fur wanting tu halp kittehs an tehir peeps, but also wun dr-tinyvet’s-offis-manajer whu waz enfoosiastic an frendlee an berry nyse, tu. BUT, ai droppt awf Feline Harmony pamphlets an cards in playses an will du more tumorro, an mebbe it will wurk owt.
But ai hazza tyred, an ai nawt standing up agen tunyte!! Much tu much walking!!!
* handz teh p-k teh cokklit martooni adn teh raspburry filled chokklit possum *
Has a relaks. U mai want tu go luk awn teh lastest lol fur sophie’s post.
Fanks, WRR. Ai passt awn mai condolinses. Is a sad fing.
*sprawls tu sip martooni an nom chokklit, wif feets up awn teh neerist hai fing*
GIbs P-K a paw ma-sarge to halp eees her tarred paws!
Frat boi kitteh had too mush to drinkz, it wuz quite a parteh!
Ohai ebery won… Ai gots a wurri.. meh n mai hubbicat botted teh neu tellabishon lass weak… es teh kynda beeg phlattskrine… sitz onna stan fingy… tudai mai kitteh desyded tu jumpping awn eet n awlmoss nokkeded eet awnna floer…nao Ai b skeerd tu leve teh kitteh en teh haus wif teh tellabishon… Wai r sum kittehs sew crazified???
Eef mai kitteh brakifiez teh teevee, hubbicat weel killz us bof…. siiiiiigghhz….
Becoz tehy be kittehs… tehy haz a cyoorius abowt ebreefing.
Plz tu get water gun oar spray bottul an if yu see kitteh gavver self lyk gunna jump awn teebee, skwirt him kwik an startul him. Will nawt hurt him. If him start finking, “ebreethyme ai gunna jump, ai get we!” him mebbe leeb teebee aloan.
Also, kittehs nawt lyk stikkiness awn paws. Trai teh dubble-sided sticky taype awn top uv teebee… if him jump up an land awn taht, him will nawt lyk. Oar contakt papur, stikkisydeup. Oar krinkle loominum foil an spred owt an taype awn top, so him land awn it. Oar bubblol rap. Depends awn yur kitteh, what him nawt lyk.
An, uv corse, making shur him haz teh hai places him IZ allowd awn, an incorrige him tu use tehm.
Elebenty munnies, plzkthxjoking!
Tahnkeeng u sew mush fore yoor adbise, PK, yoor sew wyze… effen Ai had elebenty munnies, ai wud so paye yoo..buht spented eet awl onna stoopy teevee… sew ai weel mayk yoo sum cookeez… tew eets wyle yoo resstifies yoor tyred footziez….
Oooh, cookies!!! Cookies be aksepted az leegul tendur in mai howse.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
YUM!!!
Srsly, clickee bloo nayme fur emeow addy. If nawt wurk, emeow me.
An ai nawt wyse, just pikked up a few fings herenthere. Prolly uvvers will haz ideeyas tu.
Ai finkso hym donut lyke teh tihng… es nawt wut he wuz useta… teh wun we had wuz heer wen we gotted teh kitteh, hym wuz okai wif eet..
;;;;Mixxen upp teh yuummmi shooger cookees… n keepun eyyes awn teh kitteh fur synz ub crazzi…:::
Hmm… him akting nerbuss oar unshur abowt it?
*ponders* Well, iz ways tu making him lyk it moar, but aifinkso yur best bet be tu let him sniff arownd teh bottum but deter him frum jumping up awn it. Him will get used tu it, aifinkso!
Hm… still ponduring. Duz him seem moar innerested in it when it awn oar when it off?
Hi lykes et awf… teh picshoor seems tu mek hym nerbus…
mebbee teh noo hi def maeks him fink iz reel. teh owld wun him culd figgur owt wuz teh nawt reel.
Cud be diffrinse in sownd kwalitee tu… kittehs haz teh berry sensitiv eers in ranjes we duz nawt.
Tihngs freek hym owt lyk teh wynd n stuffs…. sorry, wuz werkun awn teh cookeees… nawt want tu bernds tehm…
Plz tu nawt burn teh cuukies!!!!!!
Duz yu meen reel wynd noizes, oar teebee wynd noizes? O.o
Shoor hopez sew… Ai myte tri cawlmeent hym wif sum nip… hi lyks Menth-o-late em… put sum awn hyms blankee… see ef hi will laydown fur a wyl.e..
Teh reel wynd noizes seemmz tu freek hym owt… butt teh teevee noizes mehk heem wurse eff heez upsie setted at awl… mosst ub teh tyme es purdy kwiet heer cuz mi hubbica werks awldai n ai beez nawt berree noizeee… tawlk tu misselffs sumtymez… LOL…
can teh tv be anchored to the wall? we did that cuz weer in earthquake kuntree
Ai finkso we weel needs tu muve teh teevee tu anudder wall..we awlsew hazza erfquakees heer…
Wuz teh owld wun big enuf foar hym tu lai awn adn teh noo wun too skinnee? It mai haz ben a faborite napping playse awn teh cowld nite…Naow is too skinnee and him nawt liek dat?
Teh owld wun wuz a beeeg reer progectshun theeng wif a lottsa pikchurs n nikkinaks onna tawp… he cuddunt get awn et..teh newwun es teh skeeni fing… teh owld wun dide lass week..
Um, maibee yu kuld convince hubbi to teather TV tu da wall, just to be safe ya know. Tell hyme it’s unstable and it gives yu a worri. Nawt need tu mention da kitty jumpin awn it.
hmmmmmm….berri sneekeee… Ai lyke tihs… tehn hym nawt be teh angreee…
Gud aideea…tahnkyoo, 3KM!!! Huggeess!!
Ifinkso mite wurk. Walk by it all heavy footed an sii iffin it shakes a lil bit, den yu kan show hyme, sii iz unstable, teather it!!
LOL Teh deeling wif hubbicats… ai taking noats! *skribblol skribblol*
iz tuchy, hubbicats n shakee teebeez, boff Aifinkso!!!
Eef hymz brakz teh teee vee…mai hubbi weel keel hym… n meh… ::::siihhhzz:::::
aw, stooopy WP!!!!! et cannawt beez meh..
ohai LK !
iz stoopy WP nawt yew.
ai hoaps yur gnu teebee iz nawt borked………
ai haz tu goe hoam nao soe da williboi kin goe owt wile iz stil sum lite.
schmooes awl…
GMTA!!
*Waivez gaily
Bai-bai!!!
yesh, yesh, blaming deh WP!!
oar deh goggie.
Eet wuzn’t ewe!!
Awl cheezpeepz b berry full uv deh win and awsum, wii not eber making deh mis takez.
nope.
not eber.
Sum dais Ai feels lyke teh goggie.. :
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Tahnk yoo, Willy Boi n PK, n mai Cween… awl yoor suppowrtz beh sew wunnerfool..
Schmooooo, WB…
Ai beens teh nurvus reck awl affenunz sinc teh “insadunt”….
ooooooo..neuuu lol!!!! Shineeeeee……….
I sweers dis iz Juniper she uzed teh sleap lik dat.