monorail kitteh
monorail kitteh stopz at fuelin stashun
y kittehs awlwayz sew hungree?
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i aer outta gas
oh wait. i not need gas, i run on solar…
*looks round for sunbeem*
Noe, ifn monorail cat gitz in sunbeem, himz stawpz
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I nebber seen uh monorail cat dat kood maykit past uh sunbeem…
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O, n conga-ratz sweetpea 4 gittin at da tawp uv da makrumay!
*nodz* Tru, cat not run on solar, cat napz on solar.
Monorail cat runz awn gushifuds liek toona, n gitz ter-bow-charjded awn nip
sign on wall says: pls to be using goggie gondola while monorail cat rechargezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kthxsryfortehinconvenienzzzzz
Corm Granule~Layshinz, Sweetpea!!!
I see u fownding ur way owt uv deh lab…..
bwahahahahaaaaaaaaa
*shneeeeeezez all ober da cween*
ooooooops sowy
*passes Cween a linen hankie*
here taek dis Aunti Dote teh Dr SociLologist and I cooked up when you lock’d us up.
*takez hankee – wipez off EEWWWW — sneezee stuffz.
*Handz hankee bak tu Sweetpea.
Thankz!
*Takez Anty Dot bai deh hand and leedingz hur over tu kumfy chair bai deh fyre.
U sit rite heer Anty Dot adn I will gitting u a nice hawt cuppa tee adn sum sconez.
*runz tu take hawt shower and scrub, scrub, scrub!!!
*Auntie Dote sips, sips, sips-looking strangely like Igor*
*Auntie Dote puts down b0rg enhanced roots into comfy chair by the fire*
*peekz rownd corner*
Aha!! Just az I suspektid!!!
*Pushes buttin on remote kuntrol.
Wut sweetpea didn’t noez wuz dat not reelee deh kumfee chair.
It b GPz rockit launched lawn chair in dis guyz.
*Chair launchez wif much splarkleez and shineez
*and flamez and VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
*Antee Dot wif hur borg enhancemintz is launchinged
*thru deh seeling adn intu spaic!
*gaily wavez!
Bai-bai, Anty Dot!
outer gas. Why? How do you get gas in the first place?
All aboard for NOM!!!!
Can’t reech teh noms tho!
End uv deh line!! Awl passengerx plz tu dee part!
Oh Hai peepz!!!
I hanging dis nowns mint heer.
Plz tu not furgetting deh negst Dark adn Stormy Nite b Tumorrow!!! On deh 12am Cheeztiym lol!! It will b hosted bai nun uzzer dan ower deer Annipuss, fur which i b berry thankful, Kuz i not wanting tu git up at 4am tu dueing dat!!
12 am (midnight) ICHC =
… 3 am Pacific
… 4 am Mountain
… 5 am Central
… 6 am Eastern
… 11 am TTI
… 2 pm Sidney (next Day)
Owe fooee … I kaynt b dere 2morro… I can haz anuvver bizzee, ebben tho I nawt wont wun…
U can add sumfin laytur – duzn’t hab 2 be at teh tiem it starts!
It’ll hafta b muchlee laytur, cuz I gotza bizzee rite up 2 da ind uv da dai…
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I awlriddee hazza tyrd finkin bowt it…
Ai noe dat feline!
*scniffs around annipuss’s kittchen hoping for caek leftover frm dah fun drazing caekbaekingmarathon*
Teh peepl hoo caem to teh open dai eeted ebbry lass crum! Awl Ai hab iz sum triplol chokklit cukkeez…..
Oooh! I can haz sum triplol chokklit cukkeez? plzthxnom
Wiv plezyoor! Halp urselb!
Fanky!
*nomnomnomnomnom*
you maed me a caek but THEY eated it!!!
*seize teh cookeeez*
NOM!
“seize teh cookeeez”?
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CARPE CHOKKLIT!!1!
Luks liek monorail cat awlsew kaymded awf da monorail…
Dis monorail cat awlsew luks liek mai Mithril kitteh
May Ai ask wut kynd uv kitteh iz Mithril?
Dis vun iz bery byutimuss n Ai wud liek 2 no teh speesch… spiesh… umm… kynd…
Bery floofy, ai wud sai!
Mithril izza sheltur kat. Dunno da speeseez, butt (!) herz iz prolly Heinz — dat iz, 57 varyitteez!
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Herz can haz teh lawng furz, n herz iz awl grai (oar “bloo” as grai kittehz r kawlded) sept 4 uh liddul wyt splotch awn herz tummee. Win herz iz inna lyt (stai awai frum herz LCB), da edjiz uv herz furz b verree shynee (stai awai LCB). Dat iz Y herz naym b Mithril — “mithril” b da Elvish werd frum Lord uv da Reengz watt meenz “shynee grai”.
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N yesh, herz iz teh byootimuss … n verree sawftee n snorglee!!
Adn such a byootimus naem it is!
Yur offrings donut pleez me!
mebbe ifn day offurd donutz?
hims waitin fur delibery ob gushifud fewl………..
den wil nom da kruncheez fur desurt……….
Toot Toot! Awl Aboooooord! *bord bein teh opritive wurd, frum teh luuk awm kittehs faise)
*nods* but i bet that kitteh behine teh bored kitteh is planning somefing full of pounce and s’prise…
Doodill Bug Kitteh
cawnkz owtz andz preepayrz 2 beez
beeg Swif~furr Kitteh!
Doodill Bug Kitteh
ekksellz fyndeeng eeloosivv,
rayr Milk Reeng Feengeez!!
Doodill Bug Kitteh
spawtz jynoarmuss Dusst Bunneh
undurr Wyte Coaldz Bawkkz!!!
Jack.
Doodle bug rail car
Can has a very cute name.
Have not heard in yeeeeeeears!
My mom’s mom’s home was
Old house in Mississippi
On wrong side of trax.
Swif-furr Kitteh, FTW! Jack, yoo is full of win and awsum!
Jack iz AWLWAIZ full uv teh win n awsum!!1!
Kitteh nawt got no laigz!
Ware du u fyned a kitteh wiv noe legz?
Ware u leeved him!
Dats teh rite anser! U get 2daiz priez!
YAY!
Wut iz priez?
I innerupz dis LOL 4 uh shoart rikwest:
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Mai yungist boicat (8yo) jess gotted dyugnoasted wif da H1N1 floo. Plz 2 b praiyin 4 himz 2 gitz teh beddurer reel sune. Awlsew plz 2 b praiyin 4 mai wyf (hoo iz grate wif chyld) dat herz nawt 2 b gittin da H1N1 floo, cuz it wood put da bebbeh n daynjur.
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Fanky n advants 4 ur prairz. Naow bak 2 ur regyoolerlee skedyoold LOL
Prayerz fur a gud owtcum.
*nods* yesh, what annipuss sed.
{{{{{{Aahz & boi & wife & bebbeh tu kum}}}}}}}}}}}
*setz beemz on ohai
BEEM BEEM BEEM BEEM!!!!
Lots of heeling beems floating ober to yur boicat and wyf furr teh kwik recubbery – n yu pleez to b staying well too Aahz
{{{{{{{aahz fambly}}}}}
Prayers and beams for yoo and yor belubbed chyld and wife and unborn chyld.
Wrapping yoo awl up in teh lite! {{{{{{{{Aahz and fambly}}}}}}}}
sending your fambly healing thots.
**prayurz gowin up**
{{{Aahz an famblee}}}}
Aahz..deed dey akshully testify hims fur et oar r jist goin bai symptims?
eidur whey pleez tu reed teh artikul et da linkee………deez guise r nawt loonytoons… dey r reel dokturs an mercola.com haz lawts ob udder info awn piggeh floo………..pleez, pleez tu reed…
h ttp://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/11/03/What-We-Have-Learned-About-the-Great-Swine-Flu-Pandemic.aspx
Nawt jess simptimz, himz reelee hazzit.
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Fanky 4 da artikkul. Haowsumebber, I muss disugree wif summa da stufz dat purr-sun rited. I nawt gunna goez n2 it heer, tho. Butt (!) mai wyf iz awlriddee speshullee hy-risk wif unner-lion kundishunz, sew we wanna tayk wattebber purr-kawshunz we kan 2 keap herz frum gittin teh sik.
can herz get deh vaccine?
We iz steel triein 2 figger dat owt. dere b 2 prawblimz: wevvur oar nawt dey ebben haz enny vakseenz, n wevvur oar nawt it wood dew enny gud at dis poynt, seein az haow herz prolly iz awlriddee egg-spoazded 2 it. Butt (!) herz iz gowin 2 herz Dr. Tinycat 2dai 2 fynd owt…
mai gran nefew (9) an hims beeg sistur (14) gawt et an phew weeks ugo……..dey wuz sik fur an week an da boi hadd kinna hie febur…….dere mawm (mai neese iz 33) hoo iz berri suseptablol tu stufs lyk dat nurmally deed katch butt wuz nawt tu sik. dey awl tuke tamifloo rite awai. mai sistur (51) libs wif dem an shee deed nawt ged et. niethur deed mai dadd hoo mai neese taiks kare obs – gibs hims hiz meds tree tiems an dai an suche liek dat (shee bee NA)….
due nawt wurri oberly……iz nawt gud fur yu
*plonks doun soapybaux, grazflee leeps ataup*
ai finks piggeh floo skare dis iz moar tu benifits da farmsuetikul kumpnees an haz nawt bean az badd hear oar aniware ells inna wurld as dey klaimed et wuz gunna bee.
*leepz doun frum soapybaux*
I has a fren who is an infeckshus disease eggspert and herz specialty is flus (herz a clinician and a researcher) shall I aks herz opnion?
pawz krosd adn purrayerz.
Mah sistur (age grownup) hadded teh porky plage starting teh weekweek of oct 24th. She took lots of NiKwill an DaeKwill an staded hom an slep kinda sitting up an she’s all beddur now. Teh fingy to watsch for is a sudden hi feebur, den teh pashent mite need Tamifloo medisin. Oderwise, jus treet liek regular resp floo. I has had vacksine coz I is a hopsital wurkur, but if dere’s anybuddy at hi risk tehy shud get teg vacksine frum tehr doc.
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Nuthin liek uh kwik smilol 2 lytin fingz up. Fanky, Duffy!
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N fanky 2 awl da most wunnermuss Cheezpeeps hoo taykted da tym frum deyr LOLin n uvver stufz 2 prai 4 mai famblee. Iz dis kynda grate stufz watt maykz Almost-Dr-Chelleycat wanna studdee ICHC n C awl da “frendship an civilitee” 2 b fownd heer.
prayrz for yor boi an yor wife. (an concatulayshuns on noo bebbeh-on-teh-way!)
wen my boi, hoo iz 13 had it, we wuz OBSSESIB wif teh hand sanityzifyer and teh clorox wipes. my boi had himz own purrsunal bottol an had too yoozing it before him tuched ANYFING. an everyfing him mite hab tuched got wiped down wif clorox wipes. is also importint to try to staying owt ob hims breeving space. we taked theez precawshuns and no wun else at owr howse gottinged it. iz best if yoo or sumwun else hoo iz not got a baby in tehm kan do most or all ob teh caring for yor boi, to protekt yor wife.
my boi had very eezy corse – felt awfu lfurst few days but wuz bakk to skool in less tahn a week. wif proper rest an care an lots of liqwids, teh vast majority ob peeples haz a eezy time wif dis. good lukk.
Fanky, LM. We iz dewin da saym fing, watt wif da hand sanytyzifyer n kloroks wypz n stufz. May wyf awlsew gittid sum Dr. Tinycat masks 2 ware win herz b rownd da yungun. Himz iz gunna b kunfynded 2 himz rume 4 uh wyl, n da kidlet arn’t gunna shayr toiz n beedeeyow gaymz until himz beddurer.
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Butt (!) I hazza kunsernded 4 mai dotter, cuz herz goaz 2 da saym skewl n rydz da saym buss as da 8yo, n derez uh limmit awn haow muchlee we kin kuntoal dat part…
{{{{{Aahz & whole fambly}}}}
Sending prayers and beams yr way.
Prayers adn beemsbeemsbeems 2 U adn ur famlee, Aahz, adn much lurv, also. Tehm b sum speshul folkses, caus tehy beez urs, aifinkso.
Flat cat has a flat
Needz toez-truk, mebbe?
or a jump, I fink the kitteh behind is ready to assist
Kitteh in teh bak: “Duz he needz CPR? Oh pleez pleez pleez let heem need teh CPR!!! Aw, whut teh hek!” *leepz on frunt kitteh, starts givving CPR*
Yu sayed ‘kitteh behind’! Iz dat teh sayme az sayin ‘butt’?
the kitteh behind the flat cat is ready wid a butt wigglol of doom
if flat cat needs it
Floofy qat is floofy. But flat.
Say, duz ennywun elz think this kitteh luks lyke a floofy submarine?
*sings* We awl travel on a floofy submarine, a floofy submarine, a floofy submarine!
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh earwerm!!!!
*shrugs*
♪joins in…
Troo storeh: Teh nawt-sekkund tyme mah huzbing and I sealed owr drive way, we had a little portable raydio we lissened to. Teh raydio wuz tuned to a stayshun that played Yellow Submarine over and over and over! Wuz a stayshun that wuz going orf teh ayr or sumthing, and it wuz theyr way of going owt with a bang. We lissend to it for sevral HOWRS!!!
Nao every time we hears that song, we gets teh urge to seal teh drive way!!! Permanent eerwurm, I has wun.
I has always wondered whut dat song means? Does U has a clue?
Wuz dey hi when they wrote it? Fur it makes no sense to me.
Duzzint yoo lub teh Internetz? I fownd this storeh abowt teh origins of teh sawng:
ht tp://oldies.about.com/od/thebeatlessongs/a/yellowsubmarine.htm
“Written by Paul one night in the summer of 1966 while lying in bed and thinking of making a children’s song. It was almost immediately decided that Ringo should sing the lead, since he was thought of by fans as the most lovable group member. To that end, Paul purposefully kept the words and the melody simple. A deceptively simple song, it tells the story of a group of sailors and their idyllic life in the ship of the title.” (more at URL above)
Bonus trivia! And in case ennywun wuz wundering bowt Lucy in teh Sky with Dimungs, here’s that storeh too.
ht tp://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/29/beatles.lucy.in.the.sky.with.diamonds/index.html
* snerk *
eet lukks liek teh otter kitteh adn teh monorail kitteh is habbing “see hao far yu kin sliding awn yur belleh affer jumping frum teh otter ruum awn teh slydee fluur competishun”
Aifinkso tuckseedo kitteh finkso hims kin doing better… * nod nod *
I is a kitteh rockkit, I go zoom zoom…
* bakks up… gets a seereus lukk awn fais *
* scamperswibakwikness tuwards door frayme *
* leeps intu teh air wib a graisfullness *
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* THUD________S___L___Y___D___E *
Otay, lesse yu du better!
I gib it a try!!
Beep-beep-beep –> dat mai bak up beeper
*Runrunrunrun
*Leeeeeeeeep
*Thud ____S__L__I__Y__D__E! crash tinklol tinklol!
oops! i slydeed intu deh tablol wif awl deh spensib nikynakz!
*crash boom BAM!* Oops! Sumbuddy’s gunna git theyr niknakz in an uproar!
Is mah turn!
*runsrunsruns, SLIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiDEs!!!* Whee!
Peter Kay kitteh?
derez eh kitteh een dis hawtgoggie
Dis kitteh lukz liek mah late kitteh Waldo! I missez Waldo…snif…
{{{{Lanway}}}}
Waldo bii playun wif awl teh kittehs (lyk mai BC) et teh bridj.
*handz Lanway a shamwow.
Datz ok. I sit wif u in deh Princess Mu Medow adn watchez ower hart-kittehz playing. Deh sun is nice and warm heer. Adn dere iz awlwayz flowerz adn butterflyz. I see mai Winky sitting on a branch uv deh elm tree watching deh uzzer kittehz below hur.
An ai see big ole curmongendly granpappy charlie grumbling “nao use littel kittehs gathers roun an ai tellz u soemz storees….bout wen kittehs were cats an teh timez tey were tuffs….” *all teh littel kittehz rowls der ies and stiffles teh gigglols*
kitteh luks jsut like kumo!! (teh kitteh formerly knowd as happycat, reskyood by romeow, now libbing at owr howse
) eggsept kumo iz more likely to be sprawled owt on himz bakk. 
Plz tu gibbing Kumo a snorglol on himz belleh fur mii.
And a snorgle frum me, too!
I iz bairly maed it to teh refyoolin stashun – mebbe needs to be pushed to teh pumps. An no of taht cheep 83 kibbul, neethur. I wants sum gud hi-test gushifud. An a littul additive nip wudnt hurt.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to weescottishgirl an catlovre2008 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks, orinj cakes wif lemmin icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, liddle wind-up toy trayns, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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O, fankeez, BF!! U so gud tu taking keer uv awl deh burfday peepz ebbree day!!
Happee burfday weescottishgurl and catlovre2008!!!
*takez a fuzzy kitteh stikker adn stikkerifyingz it on deh lappytop.
*giglolz at deh googlol iiz!!
*taeks tew fuzzee kitteh stikkers n puts dem awn teh cween’s teeara; gigglols n runsawaiwifaqwikfastness*
wind up toy braynes?????
OHHH… TRAYNES!!!
* has a relief *
BOOP!!!
*makes note for fyooture goodie bags*
NOEZ!!!!!
*Skribblolz awl over BFz note
fud guard kitteh on duty
I jist finded owt iz Seza me Streed’s elebenty-fortee-if annibersary! We kin haz cuuuuuuuukies tu sillybrayte?
Wii kan awlwayz haz KOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEZ!!!
*bringz in tray oberflowing wif hoe maid Chokklit chip cookeez, oatmeel raizin kookeez, budder kookeez, punkin koookeez, shugger cookeez wif creemy iecingz, snikkerdoodlolz, adn moe lassiz cookeez.
And heerz a big pitchr uv milkz!
:snikker: i wuz wundring how long b4 sumwun gottid dat!!!
*bites tung*
Hey! I wunder hooz tung that wuz!
C iz fer cukky, dat gud enuf fur meeeee!
Cukkee, cukkee, cukkee startz wif C!
Kibboes do not want!
Must wait to has ice cream, ice cream with crow!
I see teh crow now, brining teh ice cream, I sez.
Teh good stuff, I sez.
Creamery fresh, I sez.
Farm fresh, too, sez I.
O such pretty bowls, I sez.
Chadap your face and comments wif teh nomming sez teh kitteh and teh crow!!!
ice cream for me!
ice cream for kitteh!
ice cream for crow!
if you has time, please to drop in for teh ice cream
please to brining a fat appatappatappatite
nomnomnonomnom!
ohai hello!
ana hello from kitteh!
ana hello from crow!
please stay for tey show
lol, de ada ket is finking “lol, wot de fack?”
dat wuz funneh! el oh el funneh!
I gotta talk straight here. This cat looks so much like my own Calamity Jane, who made it just over 21 years.
Seeing this picture was a doubly big smile.
Thanks.
Ohai, Kattweard. You have a verreh pritteh kitteh! Congrats on Calamity Jane’s longevity. You must be taking verreh gud kayr of her!!!!
Oh, that’s wonderful! She must be a very happy and loved kitty to hang around so long.
Same here, I’ve never seen another like my Dakota (aka The Wumpus!) until I saw this photo. It’s a little startling, actually!
Thnx all…Cammie made it to March 2004, a pair of strokes finally got her.
B-luvd big tyme tho!
Cat bus
I miss Willem. He looked just like this.
I made a bad choice. I wanted my man, who I love. But he’s allergic to cats, and just generally not a fan of the furry love machines.
Also, I was too ill to care properly for my fuzzy loves. I feel bad, guilty, sad. And mad.
The man doesn’t want me to get a service dog to help me, and I don’t want to guilt him into getting one. Even though it is free to women veterans, and will help me a LOT. I showed him the paperwork on them, and he dropped his head into his hands, scowled, sighed heavily… So I put the papers away and told him I will NEVER mention wanting or getting a pet ever again, his response spoke so much louder than words.
He said “no, no. Fine. Do it.”, but he didn’t seem glad or even neutral about me getting something that would help me just function, something that gives me a reason to move from my spot here on the couch, or even get out of bed.
How is that love? How can I get past the thought that I’m manipulating him if DO this?
Wish I were dead physically too…. At least then I could cross the Bridge and have all my furry friends. Would I miss my man?
onceajinx, I came by to give you a hug because I was SO glad to see your name here, but now I have to give you a hug just because.
You are NOT manipulating to get something that would be so obviously helpful to you, and to which you are entitled in more ways than one.
I hope this works out for you in the best possible way. Please don’t be dead or wishing to be; we love you and need you here!
(Is there some counseling you and that man of yours could get, together or separately?)
Does anyone know the whereabouts of the owner of this cat? I had to give my cat, Mr. Bigglesworth away to a Philadelphia Shelter but it wasn’t a no-kill shelter and I felt terrible about it. They said they would call if he didn’t get picked up so he wouldn’t get put down, but I hardly believe they would really do that. This cat looks exactly like Mr. B who I thought was a very unusual looking cat due to his uniform dark gray crimped long hair with his “short hair” face. I would really like to know if this cat was adopted in the Philadelphia area because it would put me at ease to know that this great cat found a home and was not euthanized due to his owner’s poor circumstances.