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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Extra Extra…. special edition
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Ohai nd Congaz RD !!
* Awlmoast luukz lyk a rowldup paipah !!
*
All the MEWS Thats Fit To Print
Tahtz sumfing tu muze abowt !!
*myoozes a wile*
Hmm, kwite amewzing!
“Aam yoozin” taht paipa !! Plz tu get yor oan !! (plzthx)
Aisle jus taik teh splorts seckshun tu rede befoar bed. Nite !!
nite nite!
aim reedin tween teh lionz
…and taking great pride init
Himz cheetah’n awn teh crosswerd !!
lett us lynx sum moyr tawts awn dis!
Heerz a fort:
Suk boyld loleez adn “Sabre Toof” !!
Hmmmm… ifinkso dat meester Bob Cat mite takez objecshun too dat!!
The Garfield strip is getting more realistic looking.
Wotz blak n wite n red awl over ??
* A nyuzpaipa !! *
…an integrated communist school?
… A nun forling daon teh stepz !!
An embarrissed pengwin?
.. A zebra wiv a saw bottum !!
eh skuank wif diipa raische
.. A sunbernt daolmayshun !!
A mime after he bothers me.
that’s just the way the kids pronounced it on the street in Perth when I was there… “getcha dylee nyuzpaipa” that was 30 years ago, do they still let kids sell on the street, or is it not safe for them anymore?
Wel, ai du yooze mai oan acksendt wen torking LOL !!
*
Adn, kno, tahtz awl gonn !! * Gorn !! * Jus fer yew
tanx, be nice, i know what yoo put in yer rissolls!
Tahts Okey !! Awl acksendts sownd teh funneh tu forinnerz !!
* Doan tel enniwun bowt teh rissolz, k? :heh, heh:
Wotwotwot??? Teh rissolz eh? Wot yu noez abowt tehm tehn?
Whut ? Whu !! ??
* Holdz up a baibee kwala …… runsawaiwifakwiknes *
*yoinks kwala adn snorgles him*
o yur so kyoot, deer liddlol kwala, um, nao, wot woz ai aksing PB?
sumfing about Rye soles…
why ennywun wud have Rye as soles – ai donut noes… an why such a sikrit?!?
*bellyrubs bebbeh kwala*
Kwala mummi adn koala joey
O noes, o noes,
*feelz berri faynt*
teh rume is spinning, ai kannot resistz teh kyootness…..
SPLOOOOOORT
my fabrit mahr soop eye awl is the wombat
I wantid to lib in wandin valley an have pet wombat…
oh noes! MMM is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts MMMin a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
donut lukkat the joey no moar… fink of taxes… or sarkozee…
Ooooo ware am ai? Wot happind? Wun minit ai woz aksin bout rissoles, teh tehre woz kwala adn wombat bebbehs, tehn it awl went blak!
*sits kwietly in cumfy chair nommin teh donuts*
o fanks Nennepus furr teh saving. Ai juss sit hear adn fink about pleh fings furr a wile, yu gabe me sum gud ideers
Wen u r betta, luk at tihs:
koala climbs fence
When the headlines are really special, I see humans of all ages selling “nyuzpaipas” on the street!
Kitteh iz lukkin fur teh fud sekshen !!
Wish a kitteh wuld ahrive n mai sundai payper
Section C, Page 3 – Lolcat!
A Page 3 Kitteh ?? Wot necksed !!
Entertainment section… Cats returns to the stage.
Troofs! Kitteh wantd teh showtymez!
Classy Fidez: Kitteh luukin fur luv ! ( Adn a gud hoam !! )
Fynanse section : inbest now in kitteh shayres!
kitteh shayres?!?!
who noo?!?!
Kitteh bondz orlso abailabul !!
Bonded kittehs
Gawsip seckshen: Tom Cat iz Moggeez secrit lubber !!
secrit revelashuns: Kitteh admits tu being best freends wiffa rodint…
Transpawt sechshen: kompair kittee carriers. Nyu modelz wib fud, wortar nd vidio entataynmint screne !
Sportz Seckshen: Kitteh raicis tu teh bakdore !!
Gardnin sekshun: Hao to dig bigga adn bedderer wholes! Wot to
unplant wear!Trabel sekshun: Kitteh leebz hoam foar fore daiz on mistree tripp!
cooking sekshun:
elebenty ways tu eet a maus… larje play and dissect guide insied….
Byooty sekshun: mayk-obers fur kittehs
oh – they be kwikk enuff…
*kitteh luks in mirrorr*
ooh – I’m pretty purrrrfekt!
*makeover all done…*
Kittehs nawt needing teh fashun adbice, tehy beez teh queweens ov teh catwalk!
Adbice Collem: Hao tu deel wiv yor catlik !!
Mai tayle tip lenez tu teh riet. Iz tihs nawrmel ??
Hao tu owt-stair a hyooman !!
con soom roar sekshun: saws oar no saws – patay or chunks… Larj gushi fud test in dis issue!!!
Teknologee sekshun: kitteh inbents noo can opener taht needs no fumbs to oprate!
Werk Saifty: Kat awn hawt tin rufe wonts saifty futwair !!
Wevver report: Foarcastin taht it will be rayning kittehs adn goggies fur teh nest cuppla daiz!
o.O
*Preepayrs kitteh an goggie-catchie fingy*
Is going tu bee a beezzy day oar tu!!!
Kroswerd Puzzlol: Across: 1. Feline (3)
Propertee sekshun: noo eezee-aksess hoams furr kittehs wiv no doorz!
The funnies tuday:
cats wif hands
heefkleef
fat kittehs
Mutts
Kwizene: Nyu waiz tu prepair a mowss !!
Wotz teh shelf lief ov a ratt !!
Bettur dan de poor ladees wot can’t afford no clothes… ai lubs to see kittehs in deir burfday suit!
Ai orlwaiz shut mai ize wen ai tern tu paig trhee !! * Skwint a litlol .. *
ob corse – an u read playkitteh for de arteeklols!!
ooh – this wud get subskripshuns up inna jiffy!!!
get wun munf anna kitten for free for ebry one year subskripshun!!!
hmm – wud also turn ebry hoem into crazy catlady fairlee kwiklee…
mebbeh not such gud idear…
Peepz wud gess yor aig bi teh numba ob catz yu hab !!
* Shi gawt 22 kitteez, aim gessing she bi 42 !! *
I can haz lyftime subskripshun?
*gallops in wivakwikness*
*bowls Nenne ovurr and they roll across the floor like those cartoons where the occasional hand or foot emergez frum a cloud of dust*
Ohai, Nenne!
*coff sneese coff*
*dust settlols*
Ohai Q!!
Scmoos tu yu!!!
back atchya, Nenne! Gotta get my shoes on and walk to the bus to go to wurk. Pleh RL. Wanna stay home, read, drink tee, and take napz. zzzzzz
Ai nose wut u meen….
but – have a gud day a wurks!!!
Wont she suffocate
probloly
o.O In a rolled up newspaper? How?
(from the pink things that once housed and fed me) I love the music. It is SO perfect for the video. Thank you for the giggle.
(from Zuby’s ghost)
WoW! You gotz a booful kitteh and now yur camera gots kitteh’s nose print on da lens..
-Zuby (RIP)
Yu can rekognize kitteh owners by teh kitteh noze printz awl ober teh howse
Ohai an gud moarning all. Wish mii luk, off to da surgen to get mi eyelids fixed. Soon ai gunna be able to see the hole wherld and not just da bottom half.
o.O – beems for safe sir jury an rabbid recubbereh ar sentid ober the lantic!!!
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Ohai BM – keepin teh floofeh paws crosst taht awl goze well!
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Ohai Bom !! Gud Luk nd Beemz frum tihs harv ob teh planit !!
Beeems an luvs an gud wishes coming frum teh menagerie heer!!!
{{{{BM}}}}Kwik an purrrfekt recubbery furr yu! So wii pray.
All da best 4 u in yur surgicular advenchurz. Now yull be better able to seez allll da cheezy poofs and biscuits…
-Zuby (RIP)
wrapp teh fieschies een neuwspapa, nawt teh kittehs!
Hey… where’s da fish’n'chips?
Tish be just tooo much uv a cyootee kitteh fur nawt-sekkund fing in teh moarning! Ai barelee gotted DRESST, let alloan remmemmering mai purrtekshuns!!! *scramblols fur teh CHRG an dukky taype*
SN-N-NAP
*taypetaypetaypetaype*
Tehre, that be bedder.
Unner mai clothes, ai iz.
*nod nod *
oh yesh – deer shud be a sploar wurning on dis lol – speshulleh if u take a luk at the koala joey an the hairee noasd wombat pics tu…
*wraps free roals of eggstra goose-tayp round P-K’s hedd*
u needs tu keep ur wits in!
Fank yu — ai nawt haz teh wits tu spayre, tu be wasting tehm!!!
Hay der guyz!! Goez heer
://www.smithsonianstore.com/catalog/search_command.cmd?keyword=cats&categoryId=&sortByColumnName=NAME&direction=asc&itemsPerPage=all (addz da http)
furr da Purrfect prezzy fur awl doez Cattastic peeps onna ur HollyDaze list!!! Sew kyoot!
This is CUTE.
It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the kittehs.
Damn. The video links in the RSS feed are not even worth clicking on anymore. SO. LAME!
Well all get too wrapped up in the news, sometimes.
Noozpayperz r nao toys fuhr da kittehs!! Nawt wurf anyting else dees deys, ‘cept mahybbee lainz da floorz fur da baybee goggies ohr de flaihtee tingy kaige.
New reason for goggie to fear rolled-up newspaper…it now comes with claws!
What was that music track? That’s some very nice listening!
Ditto, give us the name!
omg!!1!11!one! dat kitteh luks jest liek mah grammys kitteh!
(at the end when the kitten turns around jumps slightly at the newspaper)
I IZ LOCKD OUT