The day after hunting season

The day after hunting season closes.
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The day after hunting season closes.
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STN!
congrats, jk2k!
fankees! itt luuks liek u an mii an WB shud goe awf tew teh tybootik… wunner wut’s noo?
I finso dere b sum boblol hedded turkeeyz!! Luk beyooteemuz az deh Fanzgibbon Senter Peece!!!
An wehn yoo tug at teh tayle fetherz, tehy go “gobbol bobbol gobblol bobblol”
GMTA
congaratz jk2k
NYAH!!!!
phbtphbtphbt!
*gits owt unbrelly*
ohai anni!
ohai willy boy!
Ohai{{{{{wb}}}}} yu nedez brelly? yu beddur cum tu mai haows. We can has wrom sunshiem tudai but maibe ranez bai Freidegg.
Grrrr – stoopy site iz still taykin furebber to load! >.<
izzit jest ICHC oar iz awl internetz?
wee haz da cablol hear et wurk an sumtiems et
g…o…e….z….s….o….e…..s…l….o….e……
Moastlee ICHC & FailBlog — but sum uvver sites iz loadin slowlee too. Ai noez ai needz moar memree in dis werk ‘puter, but sheesh!
ohai wb, ai keeps missin you!
*hedbonks*
sunnyhuckle!! Ai nebber bees awn latelee when yu arown (an yu mite nawt be bai nao eever, fur awl ai gno!)!!! Hao yur tr0ll duing???? Ai saw awn cryer bowt him comes hoam!!!! {{{{{{sunnyhuckle an teh tr0ll}}}}}}
an how iz teh reskyoo business goin? ai haz missed yoo! I reeds a bit abowt yoo heer an there, but iz a lotta werk rehabbin dis tr0ll! aifinkso last tyme ai saw yoo wuz wen yoo wuz doin a weekend adopt-a-thon…wuz berrry prowd uv yoo!
No haz job ryte nao, witch bad, making teh munnies tite… but getting kitteh consulting bizniss going, yepyepyep!!! If lokal turns owt ennyfing like online, aifikn will be suksessfuls. LOL
(Pssst, publik serbiss nownsmint: if yu habbing kitteh behavyur stuffs an wanting me, ASK me! No “but yu tu bizzy an nawt wantid tu bug yu.” Erlier teh better! Ai getting awl twitchy coz awl syked up an iz onlee 3 kittehs ai halping, bai long distinse, ryte nao! An yu mai FRENDZ!!!)
Owt uv mai last 8 foster kittehs, 4 be adoptifaied an 2 be across teh Bridge… just 2 tu wurry bowt! Iz nuvver adopt-a-thon (teh weekend uv teh VLC cheezmeet! cannawt du that day!) will be halping wif, an mebbe halp wif Santa foto fings… dunno yet.
It sownd lyk yur tr0ll befull-thyme job! Ai seed sumfing bowt him hazzing a hongree awla thyme?
*snerk*
nawt so much unless ai iz bizzy! Sawry to heer abowt nawt-werkin, iz lotta taht goin arownd! ai myself haz nawt been to werk in so long, doan noze ifn ai haz a job ennymoars, shure doan hab a paychek! am werkin awn cashin owt my retyremint, tryin to get a hardship waver tew speed it up. sawry, but haz company an them iz finkin ai am rude…(hint, well mebbe ai am sumtymes)
{{{SH}}} tawk tu yu suun, ai hopes!!!
ohai dere!!
dis iz gud yu hear urli………
aiz konsidrin goin hoam urli (haz an hedake)
ets nawt reel badd butt aiz gitten tierd frum nawt sleepin wel laist nite…
ai kneads an “whine” motikahn …………hmmm…
hao iz yu an da troll?
{{{{{PK & wb}}}}}}}}
himz gettin around wif a walker at home, but a wheelchair wen he goze owt…which iz ebry day to a closer hospital to get IV antibiotics.
Had a close call awn hiz anti-fungals, cost 4 towsand monies a month, eben teh insurance did nawt want to pay but finedly did, but our copay was still twelb hunnert monies a month, he did nawt hab enny fur a week, then we gawt a credit card and got sebbin daze worth for 3 hunnert monies. but today at teh dr.’s orifice, they hooked us up wif teh med-aid dept, hoo did a bunch uv payperwerks fur us an “advanced” us a 2 week supply, pending gettin teh assistance from the drug kumpany. wuz a big & big releef, srsly!
“Yur munnies oar yur lyf”.
Diddint peepuls yused tu get hangeded an stuff fur saying fings lyk that?
Holy cwap, SH, ai sooo glad yo gunna has halps nao! Taht be teh udderlee insayn!!!!!!
{{{{SH & Troll}}}}}} I sew glad u gottid deh $$$ halp fur deh medz!!!! iz not gud tu not haz deh medz!!
fankees, mai cween. wen we gotted home ai cownted too see haow minny pills he had left frum last script, an wuz way too minneez. him admitted wuz taken half dosez too make them last longer. borked my hart sum moar! ai haz to let griffyn noze, too, sent me a web site taht mite halp, but haz teh halp naow, fank CC!
ohai sh – I’m sew happee fur yu two!!! der are so mini playces tu luk an it sowns lyke teh meds he’s takin are rilly speshul…if dere are udder med needs ewe mite still fynd moar help awn myne bloo linkee…der’s a bonsch uv helpur sytes that teh pharm companees awl cooperated an collaborayted tu gettem listed awn won beeeeeeeg site insted of elebenty diffrent wons…aifinkso eetz a duf fing. {{{sh & hur famblees}}}
ohai sh – I’m sew happee fur yu two!!! der are so mini playces tu luk an it sowns lyke teh meds he’s takin are rilly speshul…if dere are udder med needs ewe mite still fynd moar help awn myne bloo linkee…der’s a bonsch uv helpur sytes that teh pharm companees awl cooperated an collaborayted tu gettem listed awn won beeeeeeeg site insted of elebenty diffrent wons…aifinkso eetz a gud fing. {{{sh & hur famblees}}}
wayt? whut? Eye stawped teh loadin an correkted typo (snerk) an repostifyed…there awta be a law.
kant beleafs wut dem farmeesuetikul/ensuranze kumpanees wants fur dere stufs…………
*shaiks hed in maizmint*
*tanks CC ai iz hellfee cept fur stoopy hedakes*
YIKES!!!
Thiz iz eggsaktallee waht iz rong wif ar stoopee *helth* care system!!!
I haet to go awl politiclol rite nao – but ai haz a reel mad!!
Ai hav FORE frenz hoo had helth *inshurance* an ar still bankrupt frum teh costs ov a major illness.
An ar stoopee razrenfrazzlingbobblolheddedleftfutdansingCongree cant get it throo there heds tath reel peepl ar SUFFERING!!!
*breethes out sum fyre an nao feels a bit bedder*
An wun shudn’t hav to beg fur halp1!! *moar fire frum nostrilz*
Sooooo menee peepl ar nawt takin ther meds proprrrrrly –
*stawks into a corner an snarlz*
*Handz Janet a cup uv soothing camel mile tee.
Dere, dere, deeree.
*bakz away slooooooowly.
Thanks!!
*sip sip sip sip sip*
*ssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssoooothing camelmile tee putz teh fyre out*
*an JCH4K azzzzzz wellllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
woot woot janet……..ai todally agreez wif yu……
da farmesuetikul kumpnees ar inn kahoots (lubs dat wurd) wif da ensurinse kumpnees………unforchoonitly ai due nawt truss da paultishuns to fixe et kuz dey iz beink payd bai dey farmas/ensurinse peeps…..
wut kin ai sey – ai wuz elebenty wen waddurgate happend – ai doan relli truss ani ob dems.
*kraussis fingurs an tows an prais Obama iz fur reel*
Ai finkso hez trying tu du gud but(!) doze trukeys in congurz tryz tu stawp him.
Dey beddur be cairful. Fankzgibbinz iz cumming nd ebreewunz wil wantza trukey in der ubbenz wif da stufz nd grabiez nd crambareez.
awn teh other paw, JCH5K, dr. wunnermus tole me taht they did nawt eben haf dese anti-fungals until AIDS. Teh aids peeps kept gettin teh fungusses, so much aids monies went into developing dese new meds…makes me sad of so much sufferin tew be makin a pill fur my tr0ll. we are still lucky, aifinkso! an awn teh udder paw, they are nawt eben shoor ifn it iz a fungus or a bakteria, so are treeting both…so he mite nawt eben need diz millyun-monie med! *sigh*
hazta go naw. bbl. maybe! schmooz, cheezfrens!
FYRE!!!!????
9 elebenty!!!! 9 elebenty!!!!9 elebenty!!!!9 elebenty!!!!
cawl da fyremenz!!!!!! janet kneads halp STAT!!!
ai se tudai congurzmanz du nawt wantz Pelosi’s “plan” . iz owtrajed itz 2 fowsin pajes. Maibe du nawt noze hawo tu rede it?
Ai fankz CC ebree daiz we duz nawt nedez maor pilz dan wut munniez we has. Shur du getz tyrd swalowing pilz tu.
Butz ai stil getz da “joakz” abowt da peepulz hoo aksz fur help na dey can haz fnancy car nd joory nd ipodz but nawt can pay fur dere won cair. Dat iz nawt rite eevur.
Well spoken, my furry fren! ai cud goze awn an awn bowt this, but will be said wiffowt me, aifinkso!
heer heer!
Ohnoes, WB, ai sowree yu haz hed-ack… plz tu gets gud sleeps an feel bedderer tumorro!!! *tukks WB intu bed wif a floofeh cheezmap blankee obertop, fur hugs awl nyte frum awl teh cheezfrenz*
(Pee Ess — ebreewun lubs teh FelineHarmony logo… an ai cud nawt haz dun wifowt yu… just thot yu’d lyk tu gno.
)
yer welkum…:mrgreen:
aiz soe kumfee………*kontinted sigh*
Iz otay, waz just no spayse befoar. Ai unnerstood, an aifinkso ebreewun duz.
sawry fur teh hurtin hed, willy. ai didn’t bonk yoo too hard, did ai? wuz jus eggsited tew finedly catch yoo awn-line!
doan wurry – aiz okaidoki
verchool hedbutts alwais due nawt hertz……
heer’s a {{{{{willy boy}}}}} to halp it! hopez yoo do nawt need pills…….♥♥♥
ai goes hoam nao…………wants willyboy tu be ablol tu goe owtcide wile stil sum lite……….
schmooes awl!
“Go awai, or wii shal tawnt U a newt-first time!”
win!!!
“shee turnd mii intew a newt… ai gottz beddur….”
Wutz beddur dan a nute?
a salahmander!
Ai finkso iz da saim fing? fun fur da kittehz ennywaiz.
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh west
Oh Hai, Grma!!
Ohai, mai cween. Hawo farez thee tudai?
Taht dear’s got a meen streek a mile wide!
“Ur muvvur wuzza wyt-tayl n ur favvur smelt uv elderberreez”
Mai grana sed da elderbeareez semtl liek bedbugz. ai trai tu maik whine wif dem wun tiem. binegur maiked intresting salad dresingz.:lol:
Frum teh elderbeareez or teh bedbugz?
Heehee, da beareez. Put dem ina bukit wif waddur nd shugur. cukbuk sez it wil maik whine. Nawt. Binigur wuz berry kulurful.
ur momma kan’t dans an ur daddy don’t roknroll!!
Whale, sints we naow can haz mikst messijis…
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Ear-wormsign!
“I musk in ur jenrul direkshun”
@@@@@!!!!
“U sillee Ingerlish hhhhhhhhh-hunterz”
“Shoot her!! SHOOT HER!!1!”
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Oops, wrong movie ref…
Hay! Iz dis teh deer dat runned in2 WRr teh uthur day?
If so, get himz lisenzz and rejistration.
Deerie iz in yur innerwebz, scorning yur bandwidthz… pbtpbt…
Ohai red! How u bii?
Ohai, Lungdoc!
I be alrite, I gess. Tired of werkin, reddy to become a laydee of leeshur…
I gots a nuthur kitteh! Plz to seeing my pikshurs to see Sarah & Dini.
Oyesh, Ai saw teh pixure! Prettih famblee ov kittehs, Red has them, aifinkso! Ai hopes teh kittehs bii lerning tu get along togetherz okeh. Fine floofie girls, yesh yesh.
Ohai Red! Hao teh kittehgurls duing?
Ohyeah, an, um, hao yu be, tu?
Frum Hur pikshurs adn teh fings she sed last nite, dem iz being teh frenly. Dem wuz pownsin awn eech otter adn racing awn teh starez.
Oh my!! I have missed a bit since being awai! Iz WRr okay?
Yass, jus hurted teh truck a liddlol bit. Luckee wuz nawt the short car oar teh deer wuud haz been inna backseet kikkin mii inna bak uf teh hed tu get aowt.
Oh thank CC! Glad yu iz okay!!! Musta been da scary
Hai!! U owe me elebentee hunnurd Munnies fur runnin intu mai car teh ottur nite!!
Whars mai lolyer? ai gunna soo U tu sawsij.
Durtee %$*&^@## Deer
**runz an hieds, to get outta WRr’s way**
Hmmm … WRr mite agree wif mai lastist kawmint abuv, ebben ifn itz da rong moovee ref…
ohai Aahz! iz yoo doin alrite?
Ohai sunny! Yeh, dewin awlrite, jess bizzee agin…
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…oar shood I sai, “still”…
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}
Nawt until ai getz teh munnies ai need tu fix teh truk. Oar teh freezur full of steak adn sawsij.
mmmmmm…….venison!!!
Wif lingonberries!!
Ifn U shute herz, den U can haz teh vinnysun…
fur doze uv u hoo missinged it, I repeat dis frum deh last lol
oh hai, I haz postifyinged a nowsmint on dhe Cryer dat b relavent tu ur intrestz. it b bowt a Ph.D. stewdint hoo b study~ifying us.
does she has a nice lab at d’Beaker Labs? with beeeeeg pichers 0 bwaynes adn how dey werk in flow chartz wif computer technologies? Maybe we could halp her by inserting b0rg tecknowledgies?
Ifinso shii wud apreeshe7ing dat, sweetpea. U go halp hur now, ‘k?
*pushes Sweetpea intu deh lab and lokkingz deh door.
*two voices heard through the door*
Bwahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa…
TWO voycez????
uh-oh.
unXpektid consekwencez, i will haz dem.
fantastically awesome!!!
HA!
HA!HA!HA!
*sticks tongue an butt owt @ stoopy hunters and dances arownd
obnoxiouslee wiggling butt an making pllllbbbhhhh noises*
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Praise teh Lord dey doan hunt donkeys.
duk seeson!
nop, wabit seeson!
no, duk seeson!
wabit seeson!
iz insist, wabit seeson!
duk seeson! *and shoots…*
My sedimintz ekzaktly!
Deer: You can now not has!
too bad in hunting season your only allowed to shoot bucks and that’s a doe