Act cool..
Act cool.. Honey didn’t we have TWO Pumpkins?
just takin rebenge on wut teh pumkin did last yeer.
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An dey wull nebber noe….
dere yu ar! ai wuz wondrun!
concats awn ledun teh parayd!
Thx catena – Ai haz ownlee bean awai fibe daiz!
Welkum baqk anni!!! I see u b in ur proper spawt at deh tawp uv deh braid!!!
Thx mai cween!
Ohai anni, yur bak! How woz teh bacashun?
O adn congratz by the wai
It wuz a bit mikst. Ai wuz OK, but Puddy_tat wuz nawt a well Puddy.
O noes, pleez to sending gitwellsune wishes to Puddy-tat.
Ohai, Anni! Good to see you but sorry about the Puddy_tat not being teh healfy. Hope he gets beddur soonest.
ohai anni! i has a ltns fer yew! hao hab yew been?
round iz eh shayp.
u iz in gud shaype!
hooooooo boy, i kant believe ieated teh whole fing…
OMCC! can’t u peeps see that kitteh haz bin overfed on pumkinz!! hee iz in dangur uv… uv…
*reemoves troll mask*
*sob* ai just kan’t doo it!
Butt, butt, yu woz doin so well ai woz reellee finkin yu woz a tee are ow ell ell
um… iz compliment? uh, fank yoo?
I can’t believe you people don’t know it probably has been photoshopped.
Oarcud be a goose diskized az a kitteh
a Cadajun goos … oar maiB a nene …
ai washdeded mai fyngurrz adn kant du a fink wif demz – speshullee typeetypee –
… wuz SPOZED tu bih Canadjun goos, ov koars! …
…stoopy fyngurrz … *wandurrz awf wifamumbullment abowt stoopy fyngurrz*
Ai wuz hoping dat wuz case. Hurtz tu luk at pore kitteh!!
O noez — ai kin seein teh pixlols!!!!1!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
You mean the word bubbles aren’t original?!
Just prey tehy donut maek yu into a py!
I finso him b a sweety py awlreddy!
Teh cat swolloed wot???
Kitteh kitteh, pumpkin eeter . . .
Mamma mia, that’s-a spicy meat ball-a!
Wadda ya meen, it wuzznt a meat ball?!?
Kids, I’m afraid we’re gonna have to have a Fluffy-o-lantern this year
Wun uv dose transparent kittehs, U knoz.
kawl teh fyermenz!
*clicks on linkee*
*smilols at teh kitteh, catption, adn fyremin*
*reads comments by Major Pleh and Epic Looz [multiplol pundits intend’ed*
*clicks ruby slippers free times and chants “there’s no plates like chrome”*
no kidding! ai fotso teh sayme fing!
I think it illustrates how, etymololgically speekin’, the word “lose” and the plural of slang for toilet in Britspeak , i.e. “loo, loos” must be related, because, srsly people, they be doody heads over there.
*ponders how the origins of the word “stoopy” relate to the above and aforementione’d discussion*
Mebbe itz cuzza haow dey “stoopz” 2 such loe kawmintz?
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Oar haow dey “stoopz” 2 yooz da looz?
Ai hoep u meen dat teh PK peepl aer doody heads an nawt Brits, `coz iffn u meen Brits, dit Brit iz nawt goin 2 plai wiv u enni moar!
Ifinkso she mint sum of teh peeplols hoo postinged teh rood commints on that uther site. Anni, I feel shor owr MaisNon wuld never meen to insult yoo!
Das otay den!
whew! i likes da Brits! nodnod yeshyesh!!
Ai’m sorree Ai founded teh commints! An Ai felt hao eesy it iz tu feel offended.
Plz to nawt carve teh kitteh.
kyoot, butt I know sumone elz will say eet, but por kitteh az well for being obeez.
okay funny but no cat should be that fat-get the kitty some toys!
Oar an egg-sir-size byke!!
oar a treaded mill — den hee kin make da flour!!
Oh noes, nawt teh dredmill!
“dreadmill” LOL!
izzat anything like “dreadstationarybike”? or “dreadanyexerciseatall”?
a remote control mouse is always a winner!
is that you peter peter
When are people going to quit thinking a grossly overweight cat is cute. How would they like to struggle to breath every day??
pumpkin caek, anywon??
**takez skwirrl by teh arm an skipz awf tu teh brake rum**
We nosed it wuz coming.
We kin haz wippee cream wif teh cayke?
eep! sry, I got distractified!
of CORSE we can has whippy cream! and cream cheez icing. and burbon, mabbeh…..
Icanjoin?? Pleez??? Yu takes deh brake an Ai takes deh rum
.
Caek! Wif creem cheez eyecing? *sniff, sniff. Nom, NOM, NOM, NOM. Luks arownd.*
Whut?
*snerk *
fankees….doan mynd iff ai due – wil goe nise wif mai yerba mate…..
onestlee tho… ai dyd “protest” dis lol inn da upkomink sekshun…….
nawt jest cuz ob pore kettehs waite butt alsew kuz iz trowel magnitt
pee ess – yu kin stil voise yur pinion tu da hed cheezpeeps – clik awn da “inncorrect or offensive” link under teh lol …
Mmmm – dat sownds delishus an nootrishus!
ohhh goodie – break inna caek rum! . . .errr . . . wait . . .izza dat suposed tu be caek inna brake rum
Luuk at teh liddlol pumkin baybees dere, sew cayute an shy hidin beehynd mama! Mama pumkin hazza prowd!
They ar orfully kyoot! Purrhabz they is hiding frum teh feerce kitteh-hoo-noms-punkins.
That poor cat needs a diet if I ever saw one. He’s much too fat, and probably has problems jumping, running, cleaning himself, etc.
His owners should be ashamed of themselves for letting him get that way!
And of course, being telepathic/knowing the cat and its owners personally, you know this to be the case and not, for instance, a thyroid problem; photoshopping for comedic purposes; the result of steroids used to treat another conditionn; etc etc – any cake left in the breakroom?
You should be ashamed of assuming you know what this cat’s circumstances are.
Rownd Cow Kitteh amz
awn Sea Fud dyett. Hurz seaz
fud andz hurz Nomz it!
Rownd Cow Kitteh shoodz
hoapz Prittee Wun nawtz lukkz 4
Liddill Skwishee Wun!!
Rownd Cow Kitteh shoodz
luukz 4 Shoo~Shoo Bawkz. Hurz will
needz it berreh sune!!!
Jack.
How now, round cow kitteh?
Is that you, Mrs. Peel?!?
Ub coarse kitteh nawt silleh round cow. Wud nawt bee a naice fing tu kall kitteh.
Butt (snerk) interesting point that kitteh mebee gettin reddy tu haf a bunch uv littlebabiekittehs verysoonnow. 
:)
iz cowkitteh becawz iz wite wif teh dark splotches, like taht wun kind ob cow.
Silleh moi — I hadda checkkee onna mii Jazzeh puppeh agin (itz his furst day at goggie dai carez) — dey sez he is “rockin an rollin” an habbin da funz naw – an onlee chekin in wif da hoomin furr a reassoorinses wunce inna wile –
Yay furr Jazzeh puppeh adn hiz noo frenz. Yur nawt sillee, juss bein a mum
Fluffy was stunned: all that Halloween candy consumed just now,
and Thanksgiving and Christmas
and New Year’s Eve parties and feasting still to come.
Could her expando-coat contain all the girth she would put on?
Would there be a higeous mess in living room on January 1, 2010?
Time will tell, she thought.
FTW!!!
wih styl has tu punkinz – itz jsut taht wun haz growded eerz adn a tayl …
This is a big cat… What race???
Um … 40-yard dash?
heheh
No…No… 100 meter! or is it metre?!?
*NAWT a t-r-o-l-l’s boice*
ai feels so sorry fur dis kitteh, Too much floofz.
mee tu
Yesh
*runs in*
O hai, guise. Just want to let u all knoes that teh Cheezland World Clock has been adjustified to match the adjustification made by teh Cheezes to bring teh lol posting time back in sync after teh switch back from Daylite Savings & Loan Time this past weekent. kthxbai
*runs back out to go vote*
(I sawr a banner this morning that sed “Firefiters for [name of candidate]” Ifn’ I wasn’t alreddy gonna vote for that candidate, I shirley wouldve’ been swayed by that!)
Yay fur voting!!!
Yay fur fyrefiterz!!!
Yay fur fyrefiterz hoo vote!
Yay 4 voatin 4 peeps dat fyrfyterz voat 4!
Yay for fyrefiterz hoo vote for LCB’s candidayte !!
Yay fur cheezpeeps hoo sai “Yay”!
They also serve who only stand and “yay”?
**nods**
Aifinkso dey serb anybawdee, lawng az yu haz shooz anna shurt.
Snick!! (er)
Dere is snikurs left ober from Halloween?
*finks bowt rezoluushun to nawt iit no mor choklits (dis wiik), grabs snikurs aniiwai and runs owt agen*
changin teh clocks iz a bery inportant job!
*nods*
That’s why I steeled so many ristwatches. Practice.
ooh – taht meenz taht teh hannsum fyremenz wair yu liv meowst spel in lolcat!! Kewl Beenz (eeben tho teh reetyrud Eangleesh teechur inz mih iz howlolingz inz proatestz!!)
*snikkers* ai can reelayte…IRL ai yam a spelling adn grammer t-r-o-l-l ifn tehre ebber wuz wun!
drat. I wish’d she was still here to give us Samoa time info. BTW, hawaiya, LCB?
Her hadda go tu the poles! Norf oar sowf, ai donut nose.
donuts? u haz donuts?!? pleez tew nawt bogart dem an pass ober a jellee, fankees.
Herz nawt b teh havvin donutz, jess donut nosez…
adn awl tihs tym aifawt donutz hadded hoalz, nawt nozez …
**passes Italiana and Aahz donut noze hoalz** Aifinko dese are jellee awlsew. Mebbeh lemming?
ofangyuberimeowtch, PH! Taht donut noze hoal wuz indeedydoo lemmin – lemmin kurd, akshully!! Wuz nommalishus! *wypz strayz lemminkurd frum whizz kurz wif leffobur Hollow Weenie nappykin*
**passiz bf473 a donut nose** Aifinkso dis wun iz jellee. Hao yu is BF? Lawng tyme no seize yu!
ifn itz polly-ticks, itz nawt norf oar sowf poles, itz left-wing oar rite-wing pollz…
pollz awn mai wingz?
**peez inna flannik**
??? yur nawt bloo animoar ???
Aiz trine tu be bloo, butt (hehe, ai sayed butt) ai git kikked awf win ai posts a cawmint wif bloo! Kikked owtta heer! Iz berry sad, an frustamated.
odeer – heer, PH – has a fresch flannik – ai jsut gawt a haol bnuch ov noo wunz jusinkays uv a merjussee
fank yoo LCB, taht iz awsum an very helpful! i wunder why samoan time, tho…??
Is one hour behind teh reggaler (Hawaii) time. Teh Hawaii doesnot does Daylite Savings Time and since most of teh rest of teh whirled moved their clocks back a hour in teh last coupla weeek weeek weeeks, teh Cheezes did too, so we wouldnot feel silly.
Because no cat is an island unto him/herself?
Islandz are mayde ov cheeze?
Aiz bloo?
yesh inndeedy!
bloo az da sommur skie
I think, its pumpkins.
Dat kitteh needz sum powurful lackzitibs fur dah tummee….
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to lawlren an leamarie an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle pumkin-shaped games wher yoo roll teh liddle balls arownd in teh maze an try to getting them in teh holes, kandee, an sparkly pumkin stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wisehs come troo!!
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*runz off to chekk LCB’s clok; iz very confuzzled abowt the times an teh LOLs*
Fanks, burfdayfairy!! *Munches fudjy burfday caek*
*Stiks sparkly pumkiin stikker awn blakk Lungdoc doctorbag for dekorashum–* Just teh thing, aifinkso!
Ai can has dee-ess-ell?!
white haaat on a pumpkin
scarecrow, you know something!
Srsly–your cat is so massive–it’s abuse. Please get him on a healthy diet. No kidding.
Agreed.
I agree. While the caption is funny, the poor cat is seriously obese and will have serious health problems.
This is such a wonderful picture. That cat is so plump and humorous looking.
P.S. What’s the deal with everyone talking like 4 year olds?
what the hell is wrong with you people??