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but teh vet offis will be klosed!
*** Lowd Muzik startz plaiing.
Teh fyremanz strut awn tu teh staj in teh YNG kostuums. adn start tu dans and singz tu teh myooziks….
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♪ ♫
Iz fun tu stai at teh C L N B…
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Plz tu frow munnees so teh fyremanz can bai teh noo fastur moar powurful CCC.
oooo….. fyremenz!!! Faster!!! moar powerful!!!!!!
*swoon!!
Wait! Waht?
*throwz sum munnies awn cweenmj. . .*
Ai can haz mai wish nao???
Will teh fyremens cause teh splort?
If so tehy haz teh not sekkond aid to help, aifinksoyes.
* Slidez teh swooning cowch ober fur teh cweenmj, Seez teh shinee awn the grown adn stawpz tu pik it up an luk at it in teh lite *
* THUMP *
OOPs Sorree mai cween, heer haz dis niec YNG fyreman luuk at U fur owwies.
*layz on swooning couch*
I finso dere b a owee *pointz* heer and *pointz* heer adn, um, *pointz* heer.
>pantpantpant< fier mens….
*skootchez over tu make ruum fur kittyboocat
*on deh swooning couch
siddown, deer. U lukk tired.
o hee hee ai hopaz de fyremenz sune maek yu boath betterz, butt (!) dis maeks mee larf tu mutch – ai can haz swooning couch at de moamint porfess… prefeshh… dey PAYZ mee tu uze wun orl nite (ai doan haz nies fyremenzs, thow, oanly a wurride barrytone an anuther singerrer hu sitz on mee at wun tiem. Ufni!!)
Fun to stay at the Cheez Land Nawty Barn??
sign me up!!
FTW @@@@@
SEVERE SPLORT ALERT!!!
LEBEL ELEBENTY!!! PLZ TU PUT AWN YUR PURRTEKSHUNS IMMEDIATELEE (if nawt sooner)!!!1!!!111!!!!!!
CCC and uvver splort response teems, plz tu be standing bai awn alert!!!!
*kicks hur ‘puter*
Nao it loaded ……
*KA-SPLORT!!!!1!!!!!*
Oh noes! nightshayde!!!
*runs in wif nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif razberry-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif pink dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
*waeks up wiffa woozee*
Fankies fur teh reskew, PK! U iz teh awsum.
*snugglols into blankee*
*nibblols chokklit moose*
Ooooh – derez caramel in teh eerz!!! Ai lubs caramel!!!
*sips hawt chokklit*
*purrrrrrrs*
BEEEEE LAYTED!!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER NIGHTSHAYDE ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♫Awn teh 31st ov Oktoberrrrrrrrrrr♫
U jus givved meh a beeeeg happitayl.
Hee hee — dis beez teh nawt sekkund tiem ai haz bin heer at ICHC since a kupplol uv dayz befoar mah birfday… so ai mist it in Cheezland ennywaiz.
Fankies!
Happy Birfday, ns!!
did u wair a kostuum on ur burfday?? adn git lotz uv kandeez??
Oo nightshayde, ai mist yur burfdai tu – ai wil sing yu beelayted Hapi Burfday nau!!!
O noes! Sowwy I mist yur birfday! Hope it wuz berry happy — an dat yu has menny, menny moar!
Happy birthday nightshayde. And many more…..
Hello all little kittens.
Ohai! Walkome tu cheezland, 5 eagles!!!
Ohai, 5 eagles. Thanks for the birthday wishes.
ohnoes, teh eyeses an teh pinkeh nos *SPLORT*
Hmm, ai nawt gno yu, but cannawt leeb ennywun splorted lyk this!!
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lemming-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif lello dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit Canadagoose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh splort biktimz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Iz this teh noo faster an moar powerful cweenmj tath ai see befoar me???
:snerk:
Huzbin sez Ohai!!!
dis wuz dere, den nawt, den heer ehgen.
lyk teh kittehs, teh LOLs ken disappurayt!
Cant just swepe ebreefing undur da rug.
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! TEH EYESES, TEH EYESES, SOOOOOO CYOOT……
**SPLORT**
So menny splortz.
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh punkinz
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Rest up, u b fine soon!
Dis kitteh deffinly splort-wurthee!
*pantpant*
*runs ober wif teh nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*stops breeflee tu catch breff*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an… uhoh, teh NSAK iz owt uv teh choklit fur rebilding teh brayn sells!!*
*runs arownd in a flannik*
LOL!!! wii iz duing dubblol duty!!!
An simul… samol… at teh saym thyme, tu!!!
*skoots awf tu restock teh nawt-sekkund aid kit wif sparklee watters an chokklit an uvver nessessessessessitees*
Utter kitteh goez to grate links to git owt of goin to teh v-e-t.
mebbeh noo loez, too
Kitteh is vey vey KONSURND for you.
Deer Mz AwlTehAnsursInnaWhirrld,
Trick an Cory haz taked ober awl teh cowch sept spayse fur wun hyoomin between tehm… Loki iz in Seanya’s puter chair… ai sumhao haz mine. Attempts tu moov kittehs rezults in a stranje jelatinuss stayt taht bery berry hard tu get ahold uv! Iz we onlee howsehold taht haz this kind uv problim?
–sin seerlee, NowhairTuSit
Deer NowhairTuSit,
U iz nawt teh onlee wun wif dat problum. I finkso awl kittehs do dis.
I nawt has dat problum, butt wut I nawt unnerstand iz how 2 kittehs dat nawt way twelbe pownz 2gedder can sownd lyk a futbawl teem wen runnin up oar down teh stares!
-Sin seerlee, FloofyKittehWeekniss
Deer NowhairTuSit
Ai wanna noe whai when dere is teh whoal bed wun kitteh haz tu lai rite up aginst wun saide ov mai legs an teh otter kitteh haz tu lai rite up aginst tehy otter saide ov mai legs. Ai iz pinned!!
Adn pwned!
Deer pinned adn pwned
Da kitteh wantz to be wear da warm an snuggly iz! My kitteh wantz to be on my sholder wen I sleep. “Purr purr” *Push push* “meeoo”
Sincerely snuggled.
whispers *mummy bag immitashun**
PK: no – dis hause wif only wun kitteh dat can streeeeeeeetch to fitz many plaises. When ai try to lift him, he bekumes boneless and slides all ober da plais. Why dey do dat? To keep from being movified. Anuver kitteh rule.
no dey won’t! yu’ll attrakkt dey’re attenshun, adn dey won’t ebben fink abbowt finkink meh!
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*SPLORT!!*
(itt haz bin a lawng thyme sinse ai’z dun dat…..ai’z awlmoast misseded itt…)
DK!!!
*runrun ober*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif stawberi-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif pink dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit beevur fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
Ai wuld lub eet if dis ditteh finded meh!! Butt(!) ai alredy haz wun byootimus kitteh, and dat is enuf foar meh.
Ai is awf tu watch teh GI Joe moovie, den ai will bee bak fur postifyin’!!
*waves bye-bye, but runs into da wall cuz he is nawt lukin where he is goin’*
OOF!!
*slinks awai bashfullee*
*peeks in tu korrect spellin’*
ditteh = kitteh
*runs awai wifakwikness*
Butt, sometymez iz NESESSAREE to hidin unner teh bed!
Teh pinkie nosie!
The widdle pawzies!
*SPLORT*
*wandurs back wif gnu supplies*
Ohnoes! Moar splorts!!!
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lime-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif green dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit pololar bare fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
*wavey tuxedo furrred paw from under cheezpeeps blankee*
Tank u!
*nomnomnomnoms chokklit pololar bare*
Ohai, cheezfwends!
Ais twyin berry berry hard, but dis kitteh haz teh major cyootness!
Must not splort, must not sport, must not splort!
Oh noes! Darnit! Ai cantz hep it!
*splort*
sowy!
LOW!!! Ohnooooes!!!
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit rakkoon fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
*LOW says weeeekly*
Ooh fankies, P-K! U iz teh expeart splort recubbery cheezfwend, aifinkso!
*sinks weeekly bak into floofeh cheezmap blankit*
Dont furgit to munch awn teh choklit! Yool get yur strength bak much sooner.
Choklit. Teh Fud awl Cheezland lubs.
Ai reeded that nawt-sekkund az, “teh fud UV cheezland lubs”
Dat, tuu!!
ssoooooo CUITE!!!!!
Teh cheezpeepz hadd dun lastid awl dai
An no 2-2-2 kyoot kittehs hadd comm dere wai
Dey wuz reddy 4 hoam, 2 nom an get sacked
Dey maded it froo teh dai wif dere brainz stil intacked.
But N-O-O-O-O Noes Noes Noes
Teh Cheezburgerz seds
Wee likez 2 c brainz
Splort outta da cheezpeepulls heds.
So dey put upz teh pickshur
Ob a kat impozziblee kyoot
An dey noded dat R brainz
Owt ob R heds dey wud shute.
Ya, da brainz on da wall
Dey maded sushamest
Wunce dey wuz cleened upz
De peepz neededed dere rest.
Bravo!!!! Bravo!!!!
Lebenty burgerz fur u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEEEEEENKZ!!
Verreee ufnny, taht!
Heer we ar – sitting myols an myols an myols apart – an bof reeding teh sayme thing at teh sayme taim – an saying awlmost sort ov teh saym thing!
*goez off to ponder deep thots*
Deh wayz uv deh innertuubz iz majiklol!!
Here we are-sitting miles and miles apart-an both reading the same thing same time- and saying almost sort of the same thing!
*5 eagles goes off wonder if he translated that right*
Oh jes, ur tranzmutayshunz b egg salad!!!!
Adn Welkum tu Cheezland, 5 eagles!!! deh lolspeek iz opshunal heer. ower onlyest rule iz tu playing nise!!
*Handz 5 eaglez a chokklit martoonee!
*Clinnkee glasses
Cheez!!!
*X-tendz floofy paw ob frenship 2 awl fibe Eaglols*
*Xtends ohai fibe, olow fibe, nukklol bump and hedbonks 2 eye-bore-yoo, bill*
*wunders how yoo kin rite so funny and smart-lyke wiff no braynez*
*wunders how eye kin reed wiff know braynes*
*goes off, butt gits lost wiff noe brames*
ELEBENTEE!!!
Applolsauce!!! @@@@@!!!!!
Dis kitteh luuks alot lyk 3km’s LucyCat.
Teh kitteh iz hidin frum teh piggeh floo, aifinkso. Himz haz teh ryte ideer, aifinkso. *hidez wif teh kitteh an stares at teh beautimous kitteh owtside* No moar piggy floo, pleezanfankyew. *shudders*
Mah stew dents cawl da H1 N1 floo da “hiknee” floo, cuz ub how da leddurs luk…
*Racks brayne* …… Oh, da k in knee is da silent?
Yesh, pj…. da k beh a si lent k.
AI no wantz teh piggeh floo!!!
*hidez 2* I can hidez 2?
Gud nyte, cheezfrenz, iz orf tu bed fur me! Bizzy day tumorro, gotta go rownd an gib Feline Harmony stuffs tu vet clinics an stuffs. See yu inna moarning! Sweet dreems uv kyoot fluffeh kittens!
Gud luk wif deh Feline Harmony!!! adn Gud Nite!!
Much gud luk wif teh Feline Harmony!! Yu will du great, aifinkso!! And Jewel sez “Meow!!” (translayshuns: “I agreez wif him”)
Ai just watched teh G.I. Joe moovee…..ai lieked et because et remindeded meh uf teh toys when ai wuz a littlol kitteh. Ai hoap teh do annudder wun…teh storylien is interestin’ tu fink about. Oh well….et es tiem foar moar sleepies foar meh. Gud nite, awl cheezfrens!
*waves bye-bye, butt(!) luks dis tiem whare he is goin’*
. . . . . . . . .. . . . ……….wat?.. ..
Gets a 5 just for how creeped out I am by this kitteh. *little girl’s voice* “Theey’re gonna fiiind youuu”
>ahem>
iz middel ob nite, but ai haz tew dew it
skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
pinkee nozie! pinkee pinkee pinkee!
too liddel white paws togedder!
skweeeeeeeeeeeee!
>okay ai is dun nao<
Dis kitteh prolly noes dat ahm cumin 2 still him
nod if yu dun say nuddin. *glairs*